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Travel › Re: Ibadan To Lagos Train Stuck In The Forest As Fuel Finishes (pictures) by FalseProphet1(m):
Pilots calculate the distance they're to cover per miles and estimate the total liters of fuel that would cover it.

Why can't the railway management adopt the same strategy?

Lagos to ibadan shouldn't be more than 350 kilometers (I stand to be corrected) then they'll estimate the quantity of fuel in liters that can cover 350 kilometers and discharge it into the train's tank.

But no, one manager somewhere will pocket the money and buy half the quantity hoping for a miracle to happen that would take the train to it's destination, thereby risking the passengers life when it gets stocked in a remote bush as a result of an empty tank.

I don't see Nigeria surviving as a country come 2023.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Screenshot Of Message She Received From Her Pastor Who Plays Bet by FalseProphet1(m): 2:30pm On Mar 10, 2022
MadamVanessa:
:
It's ok, we've heard you...must you repeat it 3 times.

If you repeat it a 4th time you might become a stammerer.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How True Is E.D. Financial Empowerment 3.0? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:22pm On Mar 10, 2022
They're either GNLD or ritualist. Be careful. Nigeria is hard no one generously selects you a stranger for financial empowerment when they have family members who can benefit from it.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:59pm On Mar 09, 2022
Prostitution start when you think that you're too beautiful to suffer without learning and business, handwork or getting a job.
Politics › Re: IGP Baba Mourns DIG Egbunike by FalseProphet1(m): 12:29pm On Mar 09, 2022
I see more policemen dying in the coming months. I see Abba Kayari dying in NDLEA custody.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: IGP Baba Mourns DIG Egbunike by FalseProphet1(m): 12:27pm On Mar 09, 2022
sad
Crime › Re: Nigerian Involved In Drug Peddling, Cyber Fraud Arrested With Fake Passport by FalseProphet1(m): 12:15pm On Mar 09, 2022
Very soon Nigeria will become isolated from the rest of the world, no one will want to have anything to do with Nigerians.

European, Asian, America...etc will all close all their various embassies across Nigeria thereby leaving Nigerians trapped here to kill themselves, then it will be hell on Earth.

I see the populace murdering the elite and their families, I see the ruling class begging for their lives, I see sanity returning back to Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: 32 Sex Offenders Imprisoned In Three Years – Group by FalseProphet1(m):
The average male Nigeria (minus me) is a potential pedophile and a ràpist.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: NBA Chides Umahi, Describes Response To Court Order As Executive Rascality by FalseProphet1(m): 12:03pm On Mar 09, 2022
Umahai would become politically useless after 2023, he's greed made sure of that.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Upwork Suspends Operations In Russia And Belarus by FalseProphet1(m): 11:58am On Mar 09, 2022
I see Putin getting frustrated, I see him sending a Nuke to Ukraine, I see US and NATO replying in kind, I see Russia being Nuked out of existence, I see Africa and the rest of the world suffering the after effects of the Nukes.

I see the prophecy in the book of revelation 8, coming to pass, I see a third of the world's population die as a result of this.

This I have seen.
Nairaland General › Re: I Saw Two GOATS In My Dream. What's Does It Mean ? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:41am On Mar 09, 2022
It means that you're a very stubborn somebody, you don't usually hear word, and you have strong head.

It also signifies hardship from all angles including finances, cos a lot of people flog their goats because of their stubbornness, so you would face hardship as a result of spiritual beatings.

Solution: you need serious prayers.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Yoruba, Hausa Youths Engage In Violent Clash In Lafenwa Market, Abeokuta by FalseProphet1(m):
It's a shame that yourbas still see Igbos as their problem despite how they've cohabitated peacefully all these years.

Nigeria is on a time bomb and would explode sooner than expected.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: What Can A Teacher Or Parent Do, To Improve The Legibility Of This Handwriting? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:55am On Mar 08, 2022
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Romance › Re: PLZ Help Me Understand My Nigerian Gf by FalseProphet1(m): 8:32am On Mar 08, 2022
She's a girlfriend not a wife, if you're not comfortable with her attitude let her go and look for someone else.

If you keep enduring her I see you dying of severe beating from her.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: LASG Warns Residents To Desist From Indiscriminate Storage Of Fuel by FalseProphet1(m):
Then make life easier for people.

Last week the family on the first floor where I stay came back with five pieces of 25 liters jerry can, filled with fuel.

The man said he's been looking for fuel now he finally saw he decided to buy in bulk and store, he has a car he drives to work every day and also has a generating set the family uses in the evening to cool off because of the epileptic power supply.

Now assuming (God forbid) there's an explosion in their flat courtesy of the fuel and the entire family along with other tenants are burnt to death, everyone would blame them for storing fuel at home not knowing that the man was just trying to make life easier for his family hence his decision.

The miserable satanic government would immediately condemn the act and threaten people to stop buying fuel in jerrycans, but they won't address the primary issue behind the decision of the populace to buy fuel in cans by providing uninterrupted electricity and ensuring that the scarcity ends.

There's a permanent spot in hell for our leaders.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Guys How Often Do You Encounter Circumcised Girls During Sex? by FalseProphet1(m): 4:58pm On Mar 07, 2022
Twice during spiritual cleansing/bathing,
I rubbed anointing oil on it and told them it would grow back.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia ‘continues To Bomb’ Ukraine Despite Promised Ceasefire by FalseProphet1(m): 8:32pm On Mar 05, 2022
I see putin attacking Finland, I see the world reacting, I see WW3 kicking off, I see nuclear weapons and bombs dropping like knockouts, I see deaths, I see the male survivors inheriting the females and riches in Earth, I see bride price abolished in Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Baffled By Mummified 'Mermaid' With 'Human Face' & Tail (Graphic Pic) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:06pm On Mar 04, 2022
Those are followers of the demi gods, there are hundreds of thousands of them on Nigerian shores that's why this country is so fúcked up.

This I have seen.
TV/Movies › Re: What Is The Most Interesting Movie You Can't Get Tired Watching? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:41pm On Mar 02, 2022
The Lord of the rings.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: More Nigerians In Ukraine Complain Of Racial Discrimination At Poland's Border by FalseProphet1(m): 3:23am On Feb 27, 2022
sad
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Visits Olusegun Obasanjo In Abeokuta (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:04pm On Feb 26, 2022
I see Atiku becoming PDP,s flag bear come 2023. I see Tinubu loosing out in the APC primaries.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:42pm On Feb 26, 2022
Don't be afraid of losing people..... Be afraid of losing yourself by trying to please fake people.
Sports › Re: Zinchenko Attacks Putin On Instagram After Russia Declared War On Ukraine by FalseProphet1(m): 9:48pm On Feb 24, 2022
obembet:
There is questions I want to ask our religion brothers and sisters here..

Please can someone educate me why God allow all this suffering? Watching innocent children suffering, watching wicked man Killing the unharmed people, watch wicked one living longer in wealthy life?

Geni Sani abachi is one the most wicked man we have in this country, after his death, his 4th generation can never be so poor like adenuga or adeleke, look at the wicked people In North sponsor boko Haram and bandits, they are enjoying life, according to the history, Gumi father enjoying life more than anyone in North. Look at Buhari, Putin, Africa slavery... etc. Why God is watching all this people without any action on them. This people nare living longer and leave inheritance for the generations to come

Don't you think wicked are enjoying life then good people?

Please correct me with fact if am wrong.
I see Nairalanders correcting your English blunders.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: What Does Looking Mamaish Mean? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:41pm On Feb 24, 2022
This op is suffering from low self-esteem.

This I have seen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Wolves (2 - 1) On 24th February 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:11pm On Feb 24, 2022
Arsenal will not win tonight.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 2:51pm On Feb 24, 2022
Magnoliaa:
This thread still dey.
Yup...you can become a partner.
Celebrities › Re: Why We Arrested Singers Zinoleesky And Mohbad — NDLEA by FalseProphet1(m): 2:49pm On Feb 24, 2022
I see our super cup entrepreneur being granted bail secretly and absorbed back into the police force, I see breeze opening his naysh in another bigger scandal involving murder and rituals, I see a massive protest in Nigeria calling for his arrest....

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: A Moving Filling Station In Dubai Shocks Nigerian Man (Pix, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:46pm On Feb 24, 2022
I see something similar here in Nigeria. The only difference is it moves only backwards. Infact it has been moving backwards since 1960.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: I Want To Take My Final Decision About Her!!your Advice Is Needed by FalseProphet1(m): 2:43pm On Feb 24, 2022
I see the op accepting back that broke and hungry girl, I see him giving her his atm card and other personal details, just to make her love him.

I see her absconding with his card and emptying his account, I see her mom apologizing to him, I see him forgiving the girl and continuing the relationship.

I see him becoming broke like a church rat, I see the girl dumping him.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 11:29pm On Feb 23, 2022
You can't love thick ladies and hate stretch marks....My brother, heavy rain comes with thunder. lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Iyorchia Ayu: What PDP Will Do To IPOB When We Take-Over In 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:12pm On Feb 23, 2022
sad

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