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Romance › Re: Lady Shows Up At Ex-boyfriend’s Traditional Wedding Dressed Like His Bride by FalseProphet1(m):
Poor girl, she still hasn't moved on from the heart break....I see the next guy she falls in love with suffering cos she'll definitely cheat on him with her infamous ex.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Replies Man Who Advised Her On How To Boost Her Music Career by FalseProphet1(m):
She could have just kept quiet and ignored the post, it's not every thing you reply, I'm sure the guy gave that advice from a clean mind, being saucy to him was very bad of her.

I see her sliding into the pit of irrelevance come 2023.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Survival Fund: New Method Fraudsters Use To Hack Your Account by FalseProphet1(m): 11:22am On Jan 25, 2022
I was sent the same message, I placed a curse on the sender and believe me he'll run mad before then end of this month.

Sports › Re: We Will Compensate Nigerians With World Cup Ticket – Simon by FalseProphet1(m): 9:10am On Jan 25, 2022
What kind of silly compensation is that, you guys had everything to win this tournament but of course over confidence and stingyness set in and you were booted out by a more determined team.

Now you're promising us world cup ticket, world cup that we'll be in the same group with Argentina as usual and end up being eliminated in the group stages is what you want to compensate us with.

I see Simon missing the world cup.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: NLC Reacts As FG Suspends Fuel Subsidy Removal by FalseProphet1(m): 8:53am On Jan 25, 2022
NLC should stop behaving as tho their proposed strike action is what propelled the government to suspend the fuel increment.

The government suspended the fuel hike because of next year elections and not because of the barking of the toothless dog called NLC.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Akpata: Decision To Postpone Petrol Subsidy Removal Linked To 2023 Elections by FalseProphet1(m):
We already know that. That's why Nigerians should avoid APC come 2023, or else if they win they'll increase it again, and the suffering of the masses would double.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Ogun Monarch: Oba Ayinde Odetola Burnt To Ashes In His Car (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:46am On Jan 25, 2022
Nigeria is bleeding and we're still playing the religious and ethnic game amongst each other, if we don't rise and fight for our survival, there won't be a Nigeria come 2023.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: Should I Use My Life Savings To Learn Solar Installation? by FalseProphet1(m):
Sow it in the house of God and see if multiply before June this year.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Soludo Promises To Make Anambra A smart Mega City State(video) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:42pm On Jan 24, 2022
Donpaper:
False prophet, you no show love o. Prophecy cast for Nigeria match yesterday
The prophecy didn't cast.

The dark forces that have kept this country backwards showed up after the call from Buhari to the players. That's why we lost.
Crime › Re: Rival Cult Clash In Makurdi: Two Dead by FalseProphet1(m): 8:38pm On Jan 24, 2022
It seems dying has become a hobbie in benue state.

Fulani herdsmen will kill them.

Boko Haram will kill them.

They're currently at war with Ngbo people over boundary issues.

Now they're killing each other in the name of cultism.

I see benue become the least populated state in Nigeria come 2023.

This I have seenn
Politics › Re: Soludo Promises To Make Anambra A smart Mega City State(video) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:32pm On Jan 24, 2022
If Soludo can deliver in Anambra state, I see him becoming the first Igbo democratically elected president of Nigeria after his tenure as governor.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Portable Flaunts His New Girls At A Kenyan Club (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:27pm On Jan 24, 2022
I see portable beating tuface, davido and wizkid's records to become the all time leading celebrity with the highest number of baby mamas.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Don’t Let Them Stop You From Traveling Abroad Due To Cold – Us-based Man (video) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:23pm On Jan 24, 2022
By 2023, there won't be any male youth left in Nigeria, all would have successfully escaped Buhari's clueless leadership.

The few ones who will remain and endure the hardship will inherit all the woman in the land.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Eden Hazard And Lessons For Nigerian Youths by FalseProphet1(m): 7:19pm On Jan 24, 2022
Nigerian youths will not read the article so they won't be able to learn any lesson from hazard's mistakes.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Court Remands Hanifa’s Killer, Other Suspects by FalseProphet1(m): 7:17pm On Jan 24, 2022
I see that wicked principal dying suddenly.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: IPOB Criminals Abducting,Torturing, Kiling People In The Name Of Struggle - Army by FalseProphet1(m): 7:09pm On Jan 24, 2022
Useless coward Army.

ISWAP has a caliphate headquarters in bronu yet all they keep ranting about is the peaceful south east.

I see Boko Haram overrunning Abuja, I see the south breaking away from the north, I see the north in disarray.

This I have seen.
Education › Re: JAMB Begins 2022 UTME, DE Registration On February 12 (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m):
I see Nairaland experiencing less traffic in the coming months, cos 98% of it's active members are jambites.

This I have seen
Crime › Re: NURTW Clashes: RRS Arrests Kunle Poly And Sego by FalseProphet1(m):
I see both of them being released before the end of this week.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:25pm On Jan 24, 2022
iamyemiakins:
FalseProphet1 how far?
What can I do for you

Family › Re: Beautiful 60-Year-Old Woman & Her Daughters Cause A Stir Online (Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
I see guys younger than her daughters hitting on her and promising her marriage.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:29pm On Jan 23, 2022
Sadiq is coming on...
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:21pm On Jan 23, 2022
What's wrong with this referee..how is that a red card.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:01pm On Jan 23, 2022
Tunisia has scored
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 9:00pm On Jan 23, 2022
Second half is underway...good luck to our Super Eagles.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:50pm On Jan 23, 2022
EniHolar:
Forget it... The match is just boring
Tunisia are aware of Nigeria's unbeaten record in this tournament, so they came prepared to face us.

We should just keep supporting them and hope for the best, I'm personally not interested in interesting football, I need a win for the super eagles that's all.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:46pm On Jan 23, 2022
EniHolar:
Half time... Rubbish played so far
How is it rubbish, you people should learn to appreciate the efforts this boys are putting.

Do you think Tunisia came to sell akara?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:45pm On Jan 23, 2022
Half time 0-0
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:44pm On Jan 23, 2022
Samson0599:
These people mean mean us ,the defense too tight to penetrate
Our defence is also very tight for them to penetrate, they don't have any shot on target.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:41pm On Jan 23, 2022
That ball was a corner...what's the ref blowing
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:39pm On Jan 23, 2022
Tunisia isn't a push over, so you can't expect Nigeria to flog them so easily.

But notherless, we're winning tonight.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:38pm On Jan 23, 2022
Calm down people Nigeria will defeat Tunisia tonight.

This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Kenya OLOSHO TWËRK NÅKËD For Portable Zazu Zeh In His Hotel Room As He Sing Zazo by FalseProphet1(m): 4:29am On Jan 23, 2022
I see portable becoming irrelevant by December this year, I see him getting involved in petty crimes to survive because he'll go broke soonest.

I see him getting arrested, I see him impregnating a paraga seller and making her his baby mama

This I have seen.

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