₦airaland Forum

I see these bandits sneaking into Aso Rock to abduct the king in the North, I see them succeeding, I see Nigerian having a new leader come October 1st.

This I have seen.

There will be a third wave of covid 19 and it will carry all our expired politicians and leaders along with it, it will be the great purge. Nigeria will be great afterwards.

This I have seen.

Go to MFM prayer city and lodge there for one or more months, join their regular deliverance programs, then pray and ask God to anoint you, once the power of God comes up you, use the money and open your own church and use the power God has given you to solve problems of your members and I can assure you that by the following year you'll get back that money plus a hundred fold interest.

This I have seen.

The vaccine is the number of the Antichrist, if you take it you have taken the number of the best and will be doomed for all eternity.

This I have seen.

That girl is a Nigerian girl, they're so dumb and stupid that sometimes you'll ask if the angel God asked to design them slept off on the job or was exhausted when he began to design their brains.

This I have seen.

Nnamdi Kanu will be released by the APC northern faction before 2023 elections in order to gain the support of the south east, a considerable number of Nnamdi Kanu's supporters will because of that gesture vote for APC come 2023.

This I have seen.

Very soon Nigerians will start attacking bullion Vans and banks openly under this buhari administration.

This I have seen.

I see Nairaland mods becoming tired of following the op up and down so as to move his threads to the front page, I see Seun making him a super mod, I see him abandoning N-power because of his Nairaland salary, I see a popular female member whose username starts with the letter "I" falling for him, I see him impregnating her, I see the incident making headlines on Nairaland.

This I have seen.

The dark forces are real, they are everywhere, their job is to make contact with humans in a negative way, we have to resist them.

I see that demon reappearing to that child in order to possess her, I see God fighting for that child, I see her becoming a great prophetess for God.

This I have seen.

Why are people surprised, Nigeria is as dead as the statue heading it.

I see Nigerians opening a GoFundMe account for her because of the way she was assaulted by the EFCC, I see her buying a home in banana island from the realised money, I see top politicians patronizing her wares, I see a popular musician involved in a sex scandal with her.

This I have seen.

By 2040 Nigerians will be back to using donkeys and camels for transportation, cos this country is clearly moving backwards.

This I have seen.

He will be given an appointment in Buhari's government for respecting Buhari's nephews, I see him buying a house in banana island, I see him traveling abroad and becoming very fresh.

This I have seen.

Yea...mark my words people, this year's edition of BBN will produce its first in house pregnancy.

This I have seen.

I see Seun getting married to Linda ikeji next year, I see see Linda changing the name of her blog to Nairaland blog.

This I have seen.

All APC leaders are holigans including our famous WAEC certificate holder, know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

Very delicious soup, I see this soup being used to celebrate Soludo's victory come November.

This I have seen.

That boy is still alive.

This I have seen.

If you have watched this program more than 5 times and you were hoping for something dirty to happen during those times you watched it, forget it your name has been canceled from the book of Life, you are a candidate of hell fire.

This I have seen.

Poor man, he obviously left his family in the morning hoping to come back to them in the evening with proceedings from his Hussle, it's so sad that he's life had to end this way.

I see him on the judgement line, I see angels asking him to explain why he has so many squeezed N50 notes in all his pockets, I see him unable to explain, I heard the angel screaming a word that starts with " letter D" I see him vanish from the angel's sight.

This I have seen.

Many Nigerians are time bombs waiting for who will trigger them so they can explode, most times all these unnecessary arguments isn't worth it, just ignore the saucy teenage and move on.

I see that 17 year old girl being married off to one alahaji, I see her dying during child birth.

This I have seen.

Despite the rituals and all, no one even knows him, Messi and Ronaldo aren't into this shit yet even a 5 year old kid knows them.

I see this man spending the rest of his miserable life behind bars, I see him being sentenced to death.

This I have seen.

Racoon:
A case of "a prophet does not have honour in his home town."

I have honour in my home town. Thanks

NwaOhafia:
Nna kaa wo. Ira ichi?

aram achi. awum onye okon aku. Nda kwalu ebe gige bi?

This can only happen in South America, that referee obviously runs rackets for some drug Lord, and uses his referee job as camouflage.

This I have seen

I see you spend every last penny of your salary on her, I see you becoming very miserable, I see her leaving you for much richer guys, I see you drinking snipper.

This I have seen

Know how obsanjo has been religiously distributing his seed inside various women like abiola, this young man is definitely his child, his mom was a paraga selling obsanjo use to patronize during his military days, this young man is the evidence of his seed inside the woman.

This I have seen.

I see Nairaland males masturbating on her fresh breasts and complaining why she didn't reveal her nipples.

This I have seen.

NwaOhafia:

I have never seen a dielet as sweet to the ear as ohafia

Nne kaa o

3 major reasons why he committed sucide.

Debt (Unable to pay for his school fees, owing people so much money...etc.)

Heartbreak (A lady broke his heart or his grades were so bad that he started seeing himself as a failure)

Spiritual problem. (His foundation finally caught up with him)

Always be nice to people cos you don't know what they're going through, smile and give them hope, a lot of Nigerians are passing through a lot under Buhari's government, don't worsen their plight by being harsh to them.

Rip young man, may God accept your soul.

By this time next year, Kemi's nudes will be all over the internet.

This I have seen.