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By 2023 only insects will remain in Nigeria cos hunger would have made Nigerians eat every and any living mammal that crosses their path.

This I have seen.

Happy married life to them.

Let me not say what I've seen because it's like the mods are very jealous of my gifts, they've been following me up and down since morning like a he goat that wants to mate with a she goat deleting all my prophecies.

I see Seun sacking all his mods, I see him making me a super mod on Nairaland.

This I have seen.

UcheMondayDuru:
But those people have sense. Is like if you don't have enough contacts and didn't turn on your location they might not borrow you. And it must be a number registered with your BVN then imagine formatting your phone cos of the loan cos they will even synchronize your sms, phone calls, and contacts some even ask for your social media handles.

Before you download the app, you should at least remove vital contacts from your phone, then replace them with dummy contacts so that they can be up to 300 or more. Then synchronize it with your Gmail account, so once you down the app and Grant them permission to your contact they will copy the synchronized one which of course won't get you panicking if they decide to text them.

Then for the social media handles, they don't confirm that one so you can just type and rubbish as your Facebook name.

dobnina:
Nobody should send money to this guy
He is a known beggar/scammer with plenty monickers on nairaland.
He is a known begger on Twitter too.
A lot of people sent him money thousands of naira, yet he refused to do something tangible with his life.
Always using his little kids as bait to gather sympathy.

Do people still send money to online strangers in this Buhari's era?

The best I can do is to advise you.

topoftheworld:
Good one boss .but to delete all my pictures will hard ooo bcus I have some important pic and doc. How can I go abt it?

If you have a laptop or another Android phone, just transfer them there and delete, cos once you grant them access to your media files, they will take those pictures and send to your WhatsApp contacts that you're a wanted criminal on the run.

So delete them, delete your messages, and delete your call logs, cos they'll hack your call logs and messages and start chatting with the numbers there.

topoftheworld:
This morning I was planning to download one of the loan app bcus I'm broke, but was not having data..now I will download it this night and collect 5k to take hold body ..if heaven wan fall make e fall

Before you download just delete all your important contact and synchronize your contacts with your Gmail account, then delete all your pictures in your galary cos if you don't, they will go there and use your pictures to spread on your WhatsApp contacts once you do that, you're good to go. You can download the app and borrow money.

UcheMondayDuru:
Yeah they kept on sending me text and calls every day. And the name is Luckyloan

Tell them that if they send any messages to your contact that they should consider your loan paid cos such act would mean that you've fully atoned for the debt you owe them, don't over work yourself just make it clear to and and stand your ground.

If they are not willing to exercise patience for you to get money and send malicious messages to your contact then they should consider your loan repaid. Next time they call to threaten you reply them this way and watch how their tone towards you will change.

The date is showing August 13, today is 18. Besides what's the name of this loan app I know it isn't sokoloan cos they've been warned not to send malicious messages to Nigerians.

Ajax will lift the champions league if and only if they wear this particular Jersey in all their champions league home and away matches, anything outside that, they're going no where.

This I have seen.

You will not be a mod on Nairaland.

This I have seen.

I see her having 3 children for him, I see them getting married afterwards.

This I have seen.

BBN will record its first in house pregnancy this year.

This I have seen.

That girl was sent from the water to destroy that family, unfortunately she succeeded, I see her disappearing from the police custody, I see her returning back to the water, I see dangerous prayers from the deceased family offered against her, I see her running mad, I see Yahoo boys impregnating her so that their scam can work on clients, I see the demon of madness being transferred to the Yahoo boys, I see death on young guys, I see them dying in their thousands.

This I have seen.

Emeskhalifa:
Blame the oni gbese that refused to read their terms and conditions yet went ahead and clicked agreed simply coz he needed loan

Oga I had to go and read the terms and conditions of soko loan because of this thread, it is no where stated in their terms and conditions that they will send malicious messages to you contact. If it was clearly stated there, no body will fine them. You guys should use your head for once

Ishilove:
Whew!! About time. Now my colleague can breathe easy Their messages are just so annoying, especially when you are expecting credit alert but instead your phone vibrates and you see SOKOLOAN.

Your colleague or you.

By this time next year everyone present I'm that room will be referred to as ex. Including our famous WAEC certificate holder.

This I have seen.

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Muslims want Islam and claim that Islam is a religion of peace, yet the average Muslim cannot have peace in his own Islamic country but seeks refuge in the bosom of an infidel and hopes to find peace there.

I see 1m Taliban disguising as refugees and coming to Nigeria, I see buhari accepting them, I see the Senate president approving $1trillion loan to feed and cloth them, I see tinubu accepting to accomodate half of them in the south west, I see the south east and the south south protesting agressively, I see the refugees taking over the north and the south west in the coming years, I see northern Nigeria and part of the south west falling to the Taliban.

This I have seen.

modsfucker:
Was Taliban at any point in time controlled by Osama Bin Laden? Did you really know the difference between Taliban and Al-Qaeda? I would advise you to go and read more on Afghanistan before commenting on any Afghanistan-related topic.

Next time before you quote me to expose your ignorance go and do your homework.

Now let me educate you.

Osama was a Saudi Arabia citizen, he was banished from Saudi and relocated to Afghanistan and began ruling them under the Taliban government, Al quedia was the terrorist wing while the Taliban were the government wing.

When USA sacked the Taliban in 2001 who do you think they were after, it was the same person Osama who was their leader.

The US army should just train them on how to run since that's the only thing they're good at.

But on the other hand America shouldn't feel too bad that their 20 years stay and billions of $$$ spent in Afghanistan was a waste, it wasn't cos the Taliban have learnt English and diplomacy this set of Taliban is the upgraded version unlike the former Taliban controlled by Osama Bil Laden that were so brutal. This set will easily negotiate with US and the western world for peace to reign.

I see a peaceful existence between the Taliban, the western world and the USA, I see Nigerians trooping to Afghanistan for visa, I see them placing a visa ban on Nigeria.

This I have seen.

I see Boko Haram and bandits, both the repentant ones and those still on the battlefield rising up against northern Nigeria, I see the south breaking away from the crisis, I see the north becoming worse than Afghanistan.

This I have seen.

The government is perfecting plans to bribe the so called organized labour, once those plans have been perfected and the corrupted union bribed, Nigerians will pay another expensive price for voting the WAEC holder by purchasing fuel at N300 per liter.

This I have seen.

Their agenda for meeting maradona in Minna is on how to unseat the WAEC certificate holder between now and 2023, although Nigeria wouldn't be in existence by 2023, their efforts wouldn't be in vain cos by October 1st 2022, I see a new president addressing the nation and it's not our famous WAEC certificate holder.

This I have seen.

They realise trillions yearly yet Lagos State remains a glorified slum, poor electricity supply, poor road network coupled with frustrating traffic jams, high crime rate, zero human resource development and empower program by the government. Who did Africa offend?

Tinubu will not be APC's presidential flag bearer come 2023.

This I have seen.

I see the great war commencing very soon, I see millions of people fleeing to the mountains, I see rapture taking place next year, I see those left behind marrying all the girls and inheriting the possessions of those raptured, I see Nigerians in heaven trying to bribe angels so that they can come back to earth to enjoy the numerous women and possessions, I see a popular west African leader with WAEC certificate being dragged to hell by a demon with 10 horns.

This I have seen.

OriginalCopy:
I saw this on Facebook and I thought I should share it here.

"How to tell your partner it's over in King James version"

I guess these are some of the lines used by those Bible scholars to end their relationship

Copy the complete post and paste it here.

Southern Nigeria will be great again.

This I have seen.

My dear people what I've see with this post is that Nkechi's front side is for the highest bidding customers, while her back is for her husband. I see her flaunting a house and an expensive benze on social media before this year runs out, I see her claiming it is the Lord's doing.

This I have seen.

Go and become a pastor, Nigerians are going through one of the worse phases of life, provide spiritual guidance to them and possible solutions to their problems and the sky will be your limit financially.

This I have seen.