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Crime › Re: Traffic Offence: LASG Arrests 3 Suspects for Extorting Motorists by FalseProphet1(m):
Nigerian is the most lawless country on Earth, poverty and lack of good governance has pushed so man people into crime, I see a revolution, I see Nigeria becoming great again.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by FalseProphet1(m):
The average Nigerian girl lies more than Satan. At least Satan admitted to God that he was the masterminder of the alleged plot, a Nigerian girl you caught cheating on camera would tell you it's not her that someone is trying to frame her.

You come to her home and you hear her moaning from outside, and decide to wait till she's done, even if you see her and the guy coming from the room, sweating profusely, she will tell you that the moaning wasn't coming from her room.

Guys be very careful with Nigerian girls cos even the devil is afraid of them.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Crisis Rocks Kano APC As New Faction Emerges by FalseProphet1(m): 10:33am On Jun 02, 2021
I see APC breaking into several pieces due to greed before 2023.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Next For The 2021 Nigerian Customs Applicants? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:01am On Jun 02, 2021
They have already taken candidates from senators, governors, reps members, ministers...etc. And filled the empty slots, you guys should forget about that customs job and keep searching.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: Toba Adedeji Journalist Searches For Wife After Burning 3 Pots Of Food In 2 Days by FalseProphet1(m): 7:21pm On Jun 01, 2021
Dear journalist, the kind of girls we have today don't even know what pot is, not to talk of using it to cook, they're wired to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner at KFC, chicken republic, Domino's Pizza...etc. expecting girls of these generation to serve you the kind of meals your mum used to prepare is a hopeless dream.

I see him getting a girl friend, I see them breaking up cos she can't cook, I see him employing a chef to prepare meals for him,. I see him happy cos the chef will give him good meals.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Sign Carlo Ancellotti As New Manager by FalseProphet1(m): 6:25pm On Jun 01, 2021
I see him trying to bring back Ronaldo to Real Madrid, I see the deal breaking down, I see Madrid finishing 3rd this season.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Take Manager Job In A Filling Station Or Leave It by FalseProphet1(m): 5:45pm On Jun 01, 2021
You didn't tell us how much the pay is. Some filling stations pay their managers less than 30k, you'll have to become a thief if you want your pay to increase, if you currently don't have any job, then take it or else you'll come back here and create another thread telling us how your fiancee left you because of your employment status.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: June Ruto Weds Alexander Ezenagu (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:48pm On Jun 01, 2021
I see more Kenyan girls trooping to the south east in search of husbands, I see Igbos marrying them easily because of their cheap bride price, I see Igbo girls growing old in their parents house cos most men can't afford to waste money on them in the name of marriage when they're not even virgins in the first place.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: NNPC 20% Acquisition: Dangote Refinery May Drag Nigeria Into Further Debt by FalseProphet1(m): 8:14am On Jun 01, 2021
This refinary is DOA, it will in no way reduce the prices of fuel to N65 per liter, rather it will make things worse, anything involving dangote and the Nigerian government usually end up in pains for Nigerians.


This I have seen.
Romance › Re: In Pain After Handjob by FalseProphet1(m): 7:54am On May 31, 2021
The dark forces have finally succeeded in making you impotent. You won't have an erection anymore, unless you come for spiritual cleansing.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: ECOWAS Suspends Mali From Its Institutions After Coup by FalseProphet1(m): 6:25am On May 31, 2021
And what are the benefits of being in the nonsense ECOWAS sef aside calling meetings to beg Europe, Asia and America for loans and survival funds.

I see the Mali military getting approval from France to stay in power and ignoring ECOWAS.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Bandits Kidnap 200 Students Of Islamiyya School, Tegina In Rafi, Niger State by FalseProphet1(m): 7:25pm On May 30, 2021
The last kidnap of 25 students fetched them N180m.

As a mathematics student since N180m was collected for 25 students, we are going to divide 200 students by 25.

200/25 = 8

Then 8 X N180m = 1,440,000,000

Meaning one billion four hundred and forty million naira only will be paid as ransom for those 200 kids to be released.

This I have seen
Politics › Re: Ahmed Gulak Shot Dead In Owerri by FalseProphet1(m): 11:29am On May 30, 2021
Flee to the hills and mountains my people for Buhari is forcing the nation into another civil war, I see Nigeria breaking into 3 different countries.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Greenfield University: "We Paid N180m For The Release Of Our Children" - Parents by FalseProphet1(m): 8:55pm On May 29, 2021
jaxxy:
And the presidency allowed them walk away freely till now to enjoy their ransom?

Not 1 single bandit caught talkless of killed, not 1??
That's because the government are part of the bandits. You obviously cannot kill yourself.

Shiek gumi has been their mediator, negotiating ransoms on behalf on the bandits, yet he's still a free man, no arrest, no questioning.

The only thing this government is concerned about is why the south banned open grazing.

Nigeria has never had it this bad.
Politics › Re: Greenfield University: "We Paid N180m For The Release Of Our Children" - Parents by FalseProphet1(m): 7:19pm On May 29, 2021
180m? I don't see bandits quitting their kidnapping business anytime soon.

This I have seen.
Pets › Re: PA To SA Door Opening Challenge- Dog Edition by FalseProphet1(m): 7:16pm On May 29, 2021
This thing is becoming boring. We have more serious issues that need attention in the country than this useless stunt. Many Nigerian youths lack vision, that's why we're being rules by ancestors.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Wale Odunsi: Buhari And The Fear Of Another Coup, War In Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m): 5:03pm On May 29, 2021
There will be coup in Nigeria, nothing can change that.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Pls Rate My Work*** by FalseProphet1(m): 4:11pm On May 29, 2021
I see a girl in Nairaland falling for you, I see both of you hooking up, I see you impregnating her afterwards.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Buhari Receives His Second Dose Of COVID-19 Vaccine (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:41pm On May 29, 2021
sad
Sports › Re: UCL Finals: Chelsea Practising Penalties After Man Utd’s Heartbreak - Tuchel by FalseProphet1(m): 11:42am On May 29, 2021
Mancity will defeat Chelsea

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Welcome Back Home, Max!: Allegri Becomes Juventus Coach until 2025 by FalseProphet1(m): 6:11am On May 29, 2021
I thought in life you only move forward, why does this man keep coming back to the past?

I see him carrying the league with Juve. This I have seen.
Car Talk › Re: PAN Nigeria Higer Bus Bags Best New Auto Entrant Commercial Award by FalseProphet1(m): 5:51am On May 29, 2021
This is good for the economy.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Daughter Zahra Wears Abaya In Solidarity With Harassed Student (Pix) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:29pm On May 28, 2021
sad
Celebrities › Re: Suruche Escapes Iphone Theft And Drugging A Lady False Accusations by FalseProphet1(m): 5:21pm On May 28, 2021
The average Nigerian is a criminal, infact crime, corruption, scam...etc, is perfectly legal amongst Nigerian youths, uncompromised honesty in Nigeria today has become a crime, my friends be very careful with who you relate with out there, the street is bad.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Germany Admits Genocide In Namibia In Colonial Era by FalseProphet1(m): 5:09pm On May 28, 2021
Dear Germany, just give their bright students visas, scholarship... etc. Giving such amount of money to an African leader would be an arrant waste cos it would be looted, and the lifestyle of those the money was meant to develop would be worse.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Ekiti IGR: EKIRS Embarks On Tax Compliance Enforcement by FalseProphet1(m): 1:05pm On May 28, 2021
I have no prophesies concerning this matter. I will keep you guys updated on latest prophesies and events in the coming days.

Stay tuned.
Politics › Re: Newly-Appointed COAS, Yahaya Pays Last Respect To Late Predecessor by FalseProphet1(m): 1:01pm On May 28, 2021
I see this man being replaced in less than a year.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Do These Loan Apps Come To Your House Address? by FalseProphet1(m): 12:55pm On May 28, 2021
Chuka55:
Taking loan is not a crime...and not everyone has the intention to run with the loan my own case followed with screenshot of payment every week with interest. Just few days I said pls...and I get messages to my contacts that I am a thief...and this same people wants me to pay back...not on my life...attached are my borrowing and payment history with huge interest and this guys could do this...let them take me to court...let's settle it there.
This is 9credit.

Why will you even collect a loan of 35k from them for a period of 7 days. That's suicidal cos you won't be able to meet up
Politics › Re: Soldiers Celebrate With Major-General Yahaya The New Chief Of Army Staff (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 11:45am On May 28, 2021
Fulani soldiers celebrating the appointment of a fellow Fulani general as the new COAS.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is Going To A Job Interview In Nigeria Now An Alarming Thing(photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:45am On May 28, 2021
By 2023, there won't be a single youth left in this country, they would have migrated to America, Canada, Australia, Europe, Asia and neighbouring African countries for greener pastures.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Once You Visit Ashawo House, You'll Be Poor For Ever: See Why by FalseProphet1(m): 10:57pm On May 27, 2021
10mobile:
It has been discovered that Ashawo people all patronize witch-doctors who instruct them to bring the sperm of their clients to them. Everyone's sperm holds his life force. These witch-doctors extract the life force and use it to make their own customers have favor and become rich. Once your life force has been used for another person, you will be empty in the spirit and good things avoid you everywhere.

But, if this sounds like you, all hope is not lost. There's a way out. Watch out on this thread as I share inspired insight over the next few days: The things you must do to deliver yourself completely.

You can follow for yourself or for a loved one who is a victim of this. Thanks.
And how come ashawos are always looking dirty, poor and hungry despite all the gallons of life force sperms they've collected and given to baba?

This your theory is folly

This I have seen.

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