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Sports › Re: Simone Inzaghi To Become New Inter Boss by FalseProphet1(m): 9:56pm On May 27, 2021
I see him crashing out of the champions league in the group stage, and also from the Europa league as well, I see inter struggling to make it to the fourth position next season. This I have seen.
Politics › Re: We Have Been Borrowing From Recovered Loot - Zainab Ahmed by FalseProphet1(m): 9:54pm On May 27, 2021
By 2023, the government will start borrowing 30% of funds in Nigeria's account to loot, and they won't stop there, they'll start charging Nigerians 40% per transaction because they will be owing every nation on this planet billions of dollars by then so no one will be willing to loan them any more funds.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: How To Cope With A Difficult Boss by FalseProphet1(m):
If the pay is ok, then manage him like that. General Abdusalam once told Abacha you can never be wrong sir, even if you're wrong, you're right, he ended up succeeding him as president.

Just answer him yes sir, and do whatever he tells you to do, whether you agree with his idea of not, just do it. After all you're not living under the same roof, so why are you complaining?

If both of you don't reach a common ground I see you loosing your job, and considering the millions of graduates in the employment market, I see you struggling to make ends meet.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N-power: We Have Paid All N-power Beneficiaries – FG by FalseProphet1(m): 9:29pm On May 27, 2021
No government on Earth has lied to her citizens the way our government has done to us.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Naira Set To Hit N500 At Parallel Market After CBN Devaluation by FalseProphet1(m): 7:52pm On May 27, 2021
I see the naira hitting N2,000 to $1 by 2023.

This I have seen.
Career › Re: How Much Is A Computer Science (c.s) Master Degree Holder Supposed To Earn by FalseProphet1(m): 5:34pm On May 27, 2021
One Msc holder was earning 35k as a gutter cleaner in Lagos. To worsen matters, they've sacked him.

There is no job in Nigeria, government agencies are not recruiting again, private firms are under paying graduates because they know that they don't have any choice than to accept the peanuts in good faith and hope for the best.

There is no fixed salary for your enquiry, unless you learn Java, programing and start working online or developing apps for companies.... become your own boss. That's when your pay will be reasonable.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: History Of Chief Of Army Staff Appointments From 1999 Till Date by FalseProphet1(m): 5:32pm On May 27, 2021
There is a serious battle between Christians and Muslims, between the North and the South, I see the south coming out victorious in this Battle.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Buhari Swaps Two Heads Of Agencies Under The Humanitarian Ministry by FalseProphet1(m): 2:59pm On May 27, 2021
Are northerners the only ones qualifed to rule this country, why must every top government parastatal be headed by them?

I see southern Nigeria actualizing their Independence sooner than expected.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Children's Day: Buhari Celebrates With Visiting Children At State House by FalseProphet1(m): 1:12pm On May 27, 2021
I see Seun Osewa distributing palliatives to all the children on Nairaland for their consistency and patronage.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: 28-year-old Man Killed As Armed Robbers Attack Bayelsa Community (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:12pm On May 27, 2021
I see this young man's killers dying a miserable death.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) Screening Invitation Genuine Or Fake by FalseProphet1(m): 1:03pm On May 27, 2021
It's obviously a scam. This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Mob Beats Suspected Robber To Death In Bayelsa (Disturbing Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:56pm On May 27, 2021
I see more hungry thieves meeting the same faith in the coming days by angry Nigerians, while the much bigger thieves are being celebrated and hailed by the same angry Nigerians.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: Four Notorious Landgrabbers Arrested In Ogun (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:29pm On May 27, 2021
I see them regaining their freedom before the end of today.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Nigerians In South Africa Protest At Embassy Against Extortion, Poor Service by FalseProphet1(m): 12:24pm On May 27, 2021
I see the presidency releasing a clueless statement concerning this issue. This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Remi Tinubu Calls Woman 'Thug' At Constitution Review Hearing (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:04pm On May 26, 2021
I see mc olumo's boys paying the woman in question a visit. This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Ahmed Isah Slaps Man He Accused Of "Writing Names Without Permission" by FalseProphet1(m):
I see this man becoming famous with his slapping skills, I see him slapping men and women from all works of life, I see him on CNN, BBC...etc telling the world how slapping Nigerians has brought fame to him, I see his followers on Twitter exceed 10m. This I have seen.
Politics › Re: House Of Reps Uncovers N2billion Of Recovered Loot Paid To AGF, Malami by FalseProphet1(m): 2:12pm On May 26, 2021
The recovered money will be looted. This I have seen.
Education › Re: ICAN Unveils ICAN University, Nigeria's First Accounting University by FalseProphet1(m): 12:46pm On May 26, 2021
This University will remain at foundation level for the next 20 years, all the funds will be looted and relooted, thick bushes will grow and cover the little progress done on the site cos the funds has been looted and the work abandoned. This I have seen.
Education › Re: Man Disguised As A woman, Sneaked Into Female University Hostel In Port Harcourt by FalseProphet1(m): 12:35pm On May 26, 2021
He has female friends in that hostel, he disguised himself to come and service then. This I have seen.
Celebrities › Re: Rechael Okonkwo Celebrates Her 34th Birthday With Stunning Photos by FalseProphet1(m): 11:31am On May 26, 2021
I see perverts invading this thread and talking about her sexuality and how they'll love to sleep with her. This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mali's Coup Leader Assimi Goïta Seizes Power Again by FalseProphet1(m): 9:54am On May 26, 2021
I see a similar thing happening in Nigeria. This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Ortom To Buhari: Count Benue Out Of Grazing Reserves Plan by FalseProphet1(m): 9:54am On May 26, 2021
Benue state needs our help...this I have seen
Crime › Re: Video Of Army Officer Who Killed A Motorist After Giving Him A Ride by FalseProphet1(m): 9:51am On May 26, 2021
Never carry strangers, even if he's a soldier bleed from gun wounds by Boko Haram, ignore them, cos you're only saving your lives, Nigeria is a very dangerous place where everyone has to look out for himself. This I have seen
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Honor This Interview? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:34am On May 26, 2021
Whenever you're going for an interview, once you get to the location of the said interview, check for the signboard of the company on the building. If you can't find it, ask people around, okada riders, road side traders...etc. if no one around has seen or heard of such company, then flee cos they're either ritualists or GNLD. This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Do These Loan Apps Come To Your House Address? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:34am On May 26, 2021
Mrxawe:
So defaming someone is the best way to recover a loan right? The defaulter is wrong, the recovery agent is also wrong.
Yes it's very wrong I won't argue with you...but hey this is Nigeria where nothing is being regulated
Romance › Re: Do These Loan Apps Come To Your House Address? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:33am On May 26, 2021
Mrxawe:
You sound like their staff. The bolded gave you away. That's part of what they text the contacts of their victims
I'm not their staff, I just know how they operate cos I have a female friend who works there and has encouraged me to take their loans on several occasions. So most of these customers are only trying to secure their jobs
Romance › Re: Do These Loan Apps Come To Your House Address? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:54am On May 26, 2021
If it's soko loan, 9jacash or gocash, they're all the same company, then it's your fault.

These three companies I mentioned on your due date an agent will call and threaten you to pay up before 2pm. They won't send any messages tho.

The following day which is your first day of default, another agent will be assigned to you and will be given one week to recover the loan or risk his/her salary being deducted.

Now if you paid half as you claimed and promised to pay up the rest within that agent's one week, he/she won't send any message to you contact. They would only do so after the time given to them elapses or is about to elapse and you're not showing commitment towards paying up the loan.

Next time try to be truthful...most of these loan staffs go through hell to recover back their loans.
Crime › Re: Olive Ize-Iyamu: UNIBEN Student Missing In Lagos After 'Leaving Home To Cook' by FalseProphet1(m): 5:31pm On May 25, 2021
When will girls have sense and stop rushing to visit strangers who flaunt wealth online for them? If they continue this their miserable attitude, by 2023, six men will have to share one wife cos the rest would have been slaughtered for rituals. This I have seen.
Education › Re: AAU Lecturer Shed Tears Over Unpaid Salaries. by FalseProphet1(m):
By 2023 there won't be any youth left in this country cos all of them would have ran away to seek greener pastures. This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Burn Iwollo-Oghe Police Station In Enugu, 5 Dead by FalseProphet1(m): 3:10pm On May 25, 2021
Flee to the mountains oh ye my people because war shall come to your doorstep, you elected a leader who can't differentiate between his right and left hand and expected him to lead this country to the promise Land. A man who can't even control his own house.

Now anarchy is upon the land, bloodshed upon bloodshed, flee my children flee, for I forsee more bloodshed until the Apex seat is purged of that imposter. This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: What A “Prophet” Told My Hairdresser by FalseProphet1(m): 2:57pm On May 25, 2021
pocohantas:
Do they hypnotize them or is it desperation? An educated person o.
She's spiritually dirty that's why he wants to wash her. All the sperms of the countless guys she has slept with in the past is what's preventing her from conceiving. This I have seen.

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