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Politics › Re: Tinubu Appointed Betrayers As His Ministers, So "Help Him God" - Shehu Sani by FalseProphet1(m): 1:10pm On Jul 28, 2023

Dear youths kindly find your way out of this country either legally or illegally. Nigeria is getting worse everyday. Very soon there would be nothing more to loot.

This I have seen.

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Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Shirtless Celebration Sparks Mixed Reactions by FalseProphet1(m): 9:37am On Jul 28, 2023

EyeCumInPiss:
As a true Muslim, I consider this as Haram. She should be sentenced to 69strokes of the cane on her bare buttocks.

Angelicbeing is that you? 🤔

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Christianity Etc › Re: Parish Priest Sells Church And Its Land Leaving His Members In Disbelief (video) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:43pm On Jul 26, 2023

I see that priest opening a Pentecostal church, I see members following him despite hearing that he sold a church land. I see him impregnating more than 5 of his female members.

This I have seen.

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Christianity Etc › Re: “Any Girl Who Asks You For Transport Money Is A Useless Girl” – Pastor Mildred by FalseProphet1(m): 2:53pm On Jul 26, 2023*

Giving transport money to girls is a norm in Nigeria. Most especially if konji is holding you and you know that the girls wouldn't come if you don't give her Tfare. We're not complaining.

So mummy GO should take it easy.

This I have seen.

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Family › Re: Why Do Nigerians See Relocating Back To The Village As Failure by FalseProphet1(m): 4:07pm On Jul 25, 2023*

Because the village is where the poorest of the poor live.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Names Of Girls That Likes Their Womb Shifted by FalseProphet1(m): 9:50pm On Jul 24, 2023

UMUAZEE:
Ladies with the following names likes to have their womb shifted.
If you meet any of them be ready to do the work.

Amaka
Nneka
Chinyere
Chichi
Ify
Ifeoma
Adaku
Adaego
Chioma
Adaolisa
Chiamaka
Anwuli
Adanma
Chetachi
Akuada
Eguonor

They are waiting for you.

Tribalism kill you there. Idiot

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Politics › Re: "We Shall Overcome": LP's Ngozi Okolie Reacts To Sack By Tribunal by FalseProphet1(m): 8:57pm On Jul 24, 2023

I see Honourable Ngozi reclaiming back his stolen mandate.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Henry Shield Replies Kemi Olunloyo Over Twitter Impersonation Allegation (Pics) by FalseProphet1(m): 10:14am On Jul 24, 2023

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Travel › Re: Ojodu LCDA, Ikeja Donates Buses For The Ease Of Movement For Residents by FalseProphet1(m): 9:12am On Jul 24, 2023

ipobarecriminals:
that combo dey make person get fl@theads and yam legs.I dey miss 9jA.I dey com in 3 days time I'll do with poundo yam with Efo riro

No wahala just bring 6 goats, ten white chickens big ones o, 25 litres of palm wine and I'll prophesy that a full cooler filled with Efo and poundo yam should appear in your kitchen.

This I have seen.

Travel › Re: Ojodu LCDA, Ikeja Donates Buses For The Ease Of Movement For Residents by FalseProphet1(m): 9:00am On Jul 24, 2023

ipobarecriminals:
U wish nah akpu plus Ogbona the chairman distributed instead ? Logos is working

Just say you want to eat akpu and ogbono and I'll prophesy it into your pot, stop beating around the bush. undecided

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Travel › Re: Ojodu LCDA, Ikeja Donates Buses For The Ease Of Movement For Residents by FalseProphet1(m): 8:54am On Jul 24, 2023

ipobarecriminals:
sit @ home .Dis one nor consign u

Politics › Re: Shettima To Represent Tinubu At UN, Russia-Africa Summits by FalseProphet1(m): 8:54am On Jul 24, 2023

Hallelujah!

There would be 40 days prayer and fasting on Nairaland for Nigeria. All members who wish this country well are expected to participate in it. After the prayers, Nigeria would become great again.

This I have seen.

Travel › Re: Ojodu LCDA, Ikeja Donates Buses For The Ease Of Movement For Residents by FalseProphet1(m): 8:40am On Jul 24, 2023

Very commendable.

This I have seen.

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Family › Re: Please Kindly Adopt My Daughter by FalseProphet1(m): 1:35am On Jul 23, 2023

Klass99:
FK I couldn't resist teasing you . Why would your life be ruined because of a child born out of wedlock? Do you Nigerians not live and die on the hill of marriage and children again?

If you are not married some clowns will be on your case advising you to try and born one as marriage never come and there's a biological clock. You give birth to one and the same clowns are vile towards you for being a single mother.

I just feel sorry for the women who bow to other people's opinions.

Hello

Celebrities › Re: Primate Ayodele Places Charles Olumo On Life Salary, Donates ₦‎500,000 To Him by FalseProphet1(m): 6:56pm On Jul 22, 2023

SaLongs1:
I did not receive ooo!!

Maybe you didn't say it 21 times. Do it again this night.

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Politics › Re: * by FalseProphet1(m): 6:55pm On Jul 22, 2023

Holluwhakemmy:
okay what do you see concerning my future?

You would be great if you stop hating Igbos.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Hails Kekwaaru Ngozi Mary For Retuning Misplaced $70,000 To The Owner by FalseProphet1(m): 6:49pm On Jul 22, 2023

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Politics › Re: * by FalseProphet1(m): 4:55pm On Jul 22, 2023

Holluwhakemmy:
My findings and observation

That's not true, my prophesies usually come to pass. Go and ask of me.

Politics › Re: * by FalseProphet1(m): 12:21pm On Jul 22, 2023

Holluwhakemmy:
You as a FalseProphet what have you seen? Nothing, so as your other colleagues

And you know this based on what?

Family › Re: If You Are In Your Twenties, Read This. by FalseProphet1(m): 12:20pm On Jul 22, 2023

The average Nigerian male in his 20s thinks with his manhood, there's nothing you say here that would enter his head. All he's after is a moist warm hole to bury his JT inside.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: * by FalseProphet1(m): 7:37am On Jul 22, 2023

Holluwhakemmy:
Don't mind our False Prophets they don't see anything just imagination

And how did you know that they didn't see anything? 😒

Travel › Re: Why Is Flight Price Now Expensive In Nigeria (picture) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:15pm On Jul 21, 2023

Please I'm reading. When I'm done, I'll prophesy.

This I have seen.

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Education › Re: FG Increases Unity Schools’ Fees From ₦45,000 To ₦100,000 by FalseProphet1(m): 4:01pm On Jul 21, 2023

This increment would favour me and my family.

This I have seen.

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Family › Re: Rising Cost Of Living In Nigeria, What Of The Poor Among Us? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:46pm On Jul 21, 2023

Klass99:
Lol 🤣, has the good Lord complained to you that 10% over 3,000 years is no longer enough or beneficial for kingdom business on earth?

Me, pregnant with our first child? In your delusions! You and who will prophesy in church? This cali weed is loud today sha!!

My lovely wife, the Lord doesn't need to complain. David said in the Bible I wouldn't give to God an offering that cost me nothing. God didn't ask him to give anything, he knew that the God he's serving is a big God so he gave him the best. This is why I'm saying that 10% tithing must be reviewed, and something must be added to it. The more you give to God the more he would bless you.

Ah! Don't you want to get pregnant, I can't wait to stuff our beautiful daughter inside you. And don't worry I'll teach you how to prophesy, just buy a bell on your way home, and learn how to twerk. Then by 12midnight, start ringing the bell vigorously and twerk with all your strength, the prophesies would start coming.

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Celebrities › Re: Primate Ayodele Places Charles Olumo On Life Salary, Donates ₦‎500,000 To Him by FalseProphet1(m): 1:40pm On Jul 21, 2023

I would also like to reciprocate this gesture since myself and the primate are in the same line of work by sharing 500 million naira to Nairaland members.

Just shout I receive my own share 21 times by exactly 12 midnight and your account would be credited.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Please, In Which Of These States Am I Likely To Find Love And Work? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:21am On Jul 21, 2023*

Abuja, Enugu and rivers.

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Politics › Re: Obidents Celebrate Peter Obi's 62nd Birthday With Gifts And Merriment by FalseProphet1(m): 11:21am On Jul 21, 2023*

I see Peter Obi reclaiming back his stolen mandate form APC.

This I have seen.

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Family › Re: Rising Cost Of Living In Nigeria, What Of The Poor Among Us? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:02am On Jul 21, 2023

Klass99:
What family are you talking about? Is it your family of parents and siblings, or the one of wife and children, you and I are going to create........in your dreams?

How are you? I see you are not looking for tithes to collect today.

It's the one you and I are going to create in reality. I don't know why you're still doing shakara you're supposed to be pregnant with our first daughter by now. Yes I want a daughter as first born then sons to follow so she can play mom role to them whenever we're prophesying in church.

I'm fine o, I'm even planing on increasing the tithes to 20% since everything is going up, tithes too should go up. How can people be paying 10% for over 3 thousand years and be completely comfortable with it. That's wickedness. 😩

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Politics › Re: Hardship: 'Borrow Atiku's Plan' - Deji Adeyanju Begs Tinubu by FalseProphet1(m): 8:54am On Jul 21, 2023*

Nigerians are generally suffer head.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: President Tinubu Has Approved The Establishment Of Infrastructure Support Fund by FalseProphet1(m): 8:47am On Jul 21, 2023

As usual the money would be looted by the elites, and the gullible masses would continue to suffer.

This I have seen.

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Family › Re: Rising Cost Of Living In Nigeria, What Of The Poor Among Us? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:18am On Jul 21, 2023

This rising cost of living in Nigeria will favour me and my family.

This I have seen.

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