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Family › Re: How Does One Start All Over After Losing Everything You've Worked For? by FalseProphet1(m): 7:41pm On Aug 13, 2023
No one would credit your account or raise any money for you. This format don cast tay tay.

Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Questions For Nigerian Girls Acting Porn by FalseProphet1(m): 7:39pm On Aug 13, 2023
Puss360:
Lol.. this one is quite baseless...
Just say you've run out of logical response because you know I'm telling the truth.
Romance › Re: Questions For Nigerian Girls Acting Porn by FalseProphet1(m): 7:22pm On Aug 13, 2023
Puss360:
Abeg leave marriage matter.. we are too obsessed with marriage abeg...
Any small thing woman does, next thing na "how she go see husband"?
Women are the ones obsessed with marriage not men.

It's them that go from prayer house to prayer house (including my spiritual center)

It's them that do kayamata.

It's them that do breasts and butt enlargement. All to attract men.

It's them that post wedding pictures on SM than men.

They're the ones who are obsessed not us.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Questions For Nigerian Girls Acting Porn by FalseProphet1(m): 7:12pm On Aug 13, 2023
Puss360:
Who are the girls acting porn with? Is it not with men/guys?
If hypocrisy doesn't kill us in this country nothing will o...

We condemn and criticize our girls acting porn...
But yet we like watching local porn grin grin..
One thing is sure in business, once no demand, no supply....

Even the so-called local and international porn, despite the fact we ring bell concerning practicing of "Safe sex", majority of porn viewers likes "Raw sex".....

Nobody wan die, but dem wan go heaven grin grin grin
A Nigerian male ex porn actor would find it much easier to marry than his female counterpart if he has money.

Once there's money, most girls won't mind. They'll just tell him to do tests to make sure he's clean. Once he's been certified clean, they'll marry him.

Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Was This Action Of King Solomon Right Or Wrong? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:06am On Aug 13, 2023
Badgers14:
But how come David is the man after God's heart?
David wasn't perfect. But the reason why God made that statement was that Davide never committed any sin he had once ask God for forgiveness.

Meaning sin God scolded him from, he never went back to it again. Imagine having a child like that. You'll love him with your life.
Christianity Etc › Re: Was This Action Of King Solomon Right Or Wrong? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:21am On Aug 13, 2023
You see after David killed Uriah and stole his wife Bathsheba, God cursed David's lineage and said that even though he committed the sin in secrete, he would bear the same publicly.

Ammon raped his sister Tamar.

Absolom killed his brother Ammon for raping his sister Tamar.

Absolom had sex with David's concubines on the roof for all Israel to see.

Solomon killed his brother Adonija because of a girl.

Solomon went on to have over 700 wives and 300 concubines of which I'm very sure that girl he killed his brother for was among.

This was happening because David their father couldn't keep his díck one place.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Thanks by FalseProphet1(m): 9:13am On Aug 13, 2023
What happened to your baby's Dad?
Family › Re: Bro, I'm Completely Broke by FalseProphet1(m): 8:04pm On Aug 12, 2023
Open your heart to the spiritual and start prophesying and watch how your bank account would be filled. Hunger would depart from thee.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Forgetting My Mother's Tongue by FalseProphet1(m): 7:38pm On Aug 12, 2023
IconicR:
🤣 I know since that you be prophet wey soji 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wink
Family › Re: Forgetting My Mother's Tongue by FalseProphet1(m): 7:34pm On Aug 12, 2023
IconicR:
You are truly living up to your monika 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't let my Monika deceive you, I'm very genuine. You can ask of me from clients I've prayed for on this forum.

Many of my members have chop millions in bet9ja, some have travelled out if the country, many have become billionaires...the list is endless.

Don't worry, when you come tomorrow, you'll be satisfied. Seeing is believing.
Family › Re: Forgetting My Mother's Tongue by FalseProphet1(m): 7:30pm On Aug 12, 2023
IconicR:
🤣🤣🤣🤣 funky pastor
I'm a 21st century prophet. I'm not all this old school pastors. I Sabi what's up. wink

I'll even buy you croaker fish even though we don't eat it in my spiritual center.
Family › Re: Forgetting My Mother's Tongue by FalseProphet1(m): 7:23pm On Aug 12, 2023
IconicR:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so you saw the croaker comment too nairalanders sha. Well, mummy GO in a worldwide church won't be bad 😂
I'll send you a DM for my church address. Try and show tomorrow. You will witness live miracles.

The dead will rise
Blind will see
Lame will work

Come with your friends. After the service, I'll flex you. wink
Family › Re: Forgetting My Mother's Tongue by FalseProphet1(m): 7:18pm On Aug 12, 2023
IconicR:
🤣🤣🤣🤣 hope your church is big and have plenty members
It's very very big. I have Honourables who come to my church with their convoys. Big big men in Nigeria are my members.

You would be mummy GO.

But we don't eat croaker fish in my church o, it belongs to the Marine kingdom. 😏
Business › Re: South Africa Opens Women's Only Bar - No Men Allowed! (PICS) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:16pm On Aug 12, 2023
Candidlady:
This question should be directed to people staying in lagos yaro or prolly falseprophet1
Demon! Be gone!

I banish you from the life of this woman! She must marry by fire by force.

Even if she's older than her husband with 20 years, it must come to pass. I pull you out of the cage of ENP (Evening News Papers) your shall no longer dwell amongst them.

Goan bring one big goat
Yam
Palm oil
Ponmo
Salt
Onions and palm wine
Family › Re: Forgetting My Mother's Tongue by FalseProphet1(m): 7:09pm On Aug 12, 2023
IconicR:
😂
I have money o!

Tomorrow is Sunday, I'll collect tithes and offerings. Plenty money.
Business › Re: South Africa Opens Women's Only Bar - No Men Allowed! (PICS) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:08pm On Aug 12, 2023
Candidlady:
Save your prayers for your tribe women for God to give em straight and nice legs

Daiska
That's the demon talking through you. If you continue this way, you would be miserable. Better come for deliverance so that your life can move forward.

Are you not tired of men using you for sexual pleasure, you have a spirit husband that's living inside you and is making men see you as a sexual tool whenever they look at you. That's why you can't boast of any reasonable relationship.

If you continue to harden your heart like pharoah, you'll hit 40 lonely, bitter, frustrated and sad. So quit this satanic bigotry and send me a DM so that I'll flog those demons away from from Destiny with my holy cane.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: South Africa Opens Women's Only Bar - No Men Allowed! (PICS) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:58pm On Aug 12, 2023
Candidlady:
Can't you see your level of reasoning mr fake prophet

Better leave East to a better region and see how things are done...

The fact that your Igbo women are stingy no mean every lady out there be like em
Tomorrow is Sunday better come to my spiritual center so that I'll pray a husband into your life and your depression and frustration can be banished for ever. This your outbursts is getting out if hand.

You need spiritual help ASAP.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: South Africa Opens Women's Only Bar - No Men Allowed! (PICS) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:46pm On Aug 12, 2023
Open this one in Nigeria and watch it run down within a week, cos Nigerian girls cannot afford to spend money on themselves.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Forgetting My Mother's Tongue by FalseProphet1(m): 6:45pm On Aug 12, 2023
IconicR:
We have more serious issues in the country. Go and marry
Come and marry me.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 6:29pm On Aug 12, 2023
Continue drinking beer with your boyfriend until he leaves you and marries a decent lady, Real men don't marry drunkards 😁
Romance › Re: Which Of These Is Worse: Masturbation Or Premarital Sex by FalseProphet1(m): 6:17pm On Aug 12, 2023
As a prophet I'll tell you that both are terrible.

Masturbation leads to abject poverty. I'm yet to see a rich person who masturbates.

Premarital sex leads to spiritual problems and STDs.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Married Men, What Is Your Experience With Single Ladies? by FalseProphet1(m):
Very bad.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Where Can I Find This Kind of Girl by FalseProphet1(m): 6:55pm On Aug 10, 2023
I have so many of them in my spiritual center. Come next Sunday with a fat tithe and I'll link you up with one.

This I have seen.
Business › Re: Tribunal sacks Kano House of Reps member, Yerima over fake certificate by FalseProphet1(m):
Tinubu doesn't have certificate so he has motivated illiterates to contest for office.

This I have seen.
Romance › Do You Support What This Guy Did? by FalseProphet1(op): 12:47pm On Aug 10, 2023
Let's hear your contributions.

Connie: "She cheated on me, I never left immediately, I made sure I've impregnated her, named my son, gave her good life for 1 year, then when I found someone better, I left her reminding her that I can't marry a cheater. She's now a single mother"

Business › Re: Who Is Better At Saving Money- Men Or Women? by FalseProphet1(m): 12:13pm On Aug 10, 2023
Men of course.

Give a Nigerian girl 1m then next thing on her mind would be shopping.

Give a religious Nigerian girl 1m and she'll give everything to her pastor. I know how much seeds girls have sowed to me in this few days of August.

Men are better in saving money than women.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: The Average Mentality Of A Nigeria Babe by FalseProphet1(m): 12:05pm On Aug 10, 2023
izonborn098:
They take going on a date as am oil company employwent' small shame they don't get.
Would you blame them, guys are part of the problem.

Do you know that some guys pay girls monthly for dating them? Some after struggling and coming to my spiritual center for prayers and God blesses them, rather than help their struggling parents they'll call one jobless girl and send her 200k and tell her it's for appreciation. Appreciation for what?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Recruitment: FG Releases List Of Successful Applicants Into Immigration, NSCDC by FalseProphet1(m): 11:59am On Aug 10, 2023
These ones would come and start charging us ridiculous prices for passports. They would continue the corruption in the system.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Is This Relationship Over? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:58am On Aug 10, 2023
Please what's the meaning of snip. I couldn't see anything spiritually when I imputed snip in my prophetic lense. 😒
Romance › Re: The Average Mentality Of A Nigeria Babe by FalseProphet1(m): 11:54am On Aug 10, 2023
The thing is most girls see dates as an invitation to come and eat free food. That's why they would even demand for Tfare from the guy just to come and eat his money. Girls need to start acting responsibly or else they'll keep paying the price for their greed.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger: Coup Leaders remain defiant, form new Govt; appoint 21 Ministers by FalseProphet1(m): 10:15am On Aug 10, 2023
sad

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