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Family › Re: Whose Fault Is It? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:51am On Aug 10, 2023
ColdHunter:
As a prophet, you should have just disappeared and reappear at your destination
I'm not a magician I'm a prophet.

Family › Re: Whose Fault Is It? by FalseProphet1(m): 8:42am On Aug 10, 2023
As a prophet I don't pay for bike cos the Earth is the Lord's and his fullness thereof.

So I can enter any bike to anywhere, if the bike man disturbs me for money, I'll tell him to ask God, cos I'm a servant of God.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Canada Invites Carpenters, Plumbers And Welders From Nigeria, Others by FalseProphet1(m): 11:37pm On Aug 09, 2023

Foreign Affairs › Re: Craig Robertson: Man Threatening To Assassinate Joe Biden, Shot Dead By FBI by FalseProphet1(m): 9:55pm On Aug 09, 2023
Assassins don't make noise, they just carry out their act without drawing attention to themselves. This man just wanted unnecessary attention, unfortunately, he paid for it with his life.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Sold!!! Playstation Four (4) For Sale (PHOTOS) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:16am On Aug 09, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
put price up there son
He's not ready to sell don't mind him. We should waste our time to DM him just to ask for price, when he's ready, he'll put his price.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Awolowo: 1963. MKO: 1993. Tinubu: 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 8:19am On Aug 08, 2023
Nazgul:
I don't know much about Awo, so I won't write much about him. All I know is that he gave free education to the SW and lost his presidential ambition to shagari.

As for MKO, IBB had no plans of relinquishing power to a Southerner that's why he canceled the June 12 election. MKO's biggest error was ordering Gen Abacha to step down and calling his government an illegal one. If he had just waited patiently and not confront the military, who knows, Gen Abdusalam might have handed over to him in 1999 and not Obasanjo.

Tinubu reminds me of one proverb that used to reign during my university days when I newly gained admission. They'll say... "Person way de read na him serious, person way pass na him know book" this proverb as I came to understand was meant for those who were ready to do whatever it takes to pass their courses, copying, impersonation, sorting...etc. So when the results are out and you see one unserious student clearing all his courses, don't be surprised.

Tinubu is like an average Nigerian student who was ready to do whatever it takes to pass his courses. He won this election because he understood exactly how Nigerian politics is played, and got down into the mud to wrestle with his opponents.

I didn't vote for him, but whether I like it or not, he's going to be my president for the next 4 years. So I wish him all the best and pray that he makes Nigerians have cause to smile.
Tinubu isn't fit you rule Nigeria. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: In Defense Of Polygamy, And How It Benefits Women The Most by FalseProphet1(m): 1:30am On Aug 08, 2023
Amarisco:
In this world, not any spiritual realm, & according to census data, there is a roughly equal spread of men and women.

fact

Maybe decent/valuable men are scarce, but I don’t have the data on that.
You still don't get it do you?

The roughly equal spread of men to women isn't the issue here.

The issue is that more than 60% of the men in that equal spread are not ready for marriage. So let's say that they make money at 37 and get married at 38, they'll choose someone in her 20s to marry. This in return would mean that their female counterparts within their age bracket would remain single cos they couldn't marry them in their prime due to lack of money.

This is one of the major reasons why we have so many unmarried ladies in their 30s and above today. The men who should marry them are still hussling for money. And when they eventually make that money, they'll go for girls in their 20s leaving this ones single and lonely.
Romance › Re: In Defense Of Polygamy, And How It Benefits Women The Most by FalseProphet1(m): 1:20am On Aug 08, 2023
Amarisco:
Your points are valid, hypothetically. But factually according to recorded data, the difference in gender distribution is merely about 0.5-1%.

Even in our country Nigeria… so let’s not exaggerate
So how come hundreds of ladies are always disturbing me in my spiritual center and other spiritual centers and churches for prayers concerning a husband.

Whether you choose to believe it or not, the ratio of eligible men to available women is very low. Because there are millions of men in their 30s who don't have jobs, so they're not even thinking about marriage. Whereas their female counterparts are there waiting for husbands.

This means that for every 10 available women, there's only one eligible man. So they'll have to fight for him, and even if he married one out of the 10, he'll still be able to continue having affairs with the remaining 9, because there's a serious shortage of eligible men to marry them.

That's the reality on ground.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Angry Mob Beats Lagos Policeman Unconscious For Pushing Man Crushed By BRT by FalseProphet1(m):
If the police continues this way, before the end of this year, I see another uprising that would be greater than end SARS.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Men Can You Bath Your Wife, Wash Her Clothes And Do Chores, IF She Is Pregnant by FalseProphet1(m): 8:47pm On Aug 07, 2023
As a prophet, it's a taboo for me to do all that for a woman. Regardless of whether or not she's my wife.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me by FalseProphet1(m): 8:44pm On Aug 07, 2023
I see you getting drunk and having unprotected sex with a random girl tonight, I see her getting pregnant for you, I see both of you getting married.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Screened After Apology to lawmakers by FalseProphet1(m): 6:10pm On Aug 07, 2023
Acekidc4:
Even if he doesn't apologize, nothing their father go do. He will still be screened at the end of the day.........No amount of Senators from the Potopoto region fit stop Keyamo from becoming a Minister. They will only shout and shout and shout and shut up at the end of the day.............Their Noise is like tissue paper, it doesn't have any weight 🥱🥱
You should be ashamed of yourself. You probably make up the over 33% of unemployed Nigerians. Yet this man who embezzled billions meant to secure jobs for your type is whom you're defending.

I don't blame you. By the time Tinubu is done with your kind, you won't even see money to buy data to come online and talk nonsense.
Nairaland General › Re: Let's Talk About Phobia, What Are You Afraid Of? by FalseProphet1(m): 5:09pm On Aug 07, 2023
As a prophet I'm afraid of nothing. I'm bolder than a lion.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Unemployment Rate In The World, Nigeria Tops (photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:50pm On Aug 07, 2023
Yet yourba people are still defending Tinubu as tho their lives depends on him remaining as president. By the time Tinubu completes 4 years, Nigeria's unemployment statistics would reach 70%

This I have seen.
Career › Re: How Do I Handle Such A Boss by FalseProphet1(m):
I see the government sealing your office, I see you becoming jobless.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: What Can I Do For You To Buy Me A Sewing Machine? by FalseProphet1(m): 4:58pm On Aug 04, 2023
Samantha124:
Says a false prophet...🤣🤣🤣🤣
What makes you think I'm false. Don't let my moniker deceive you.
Family › Re: What Can I Do For You To Buy Me A Sewing Machine? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:44pm On Aug 01, 2023
Samantha124:
What about church?
Things are hard. There's nothing the church can do for her.
Family › Re: Why Do Men Find It Difficult To Ask Their Women For Money When They Are Broke?� by FalseProphet1(m):
Because women are generally selfish and would use it against them when the time comes. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Could This Be A Serious Health Issue? Nairalander Please Help by FalseProphet1(m): 9:12am On Aug 01, 2023
This is a very serious spiritual problem. You've been marked for attacks by agents of the dark force.

I'll advise you to bring 6 goats, 10 white chickens; big ones, and 25 litres of palm wine. And I'll offer prayers and you'll be fine.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Removes Restrictions In Obtaining Students Loans by FalseProphet1(m):
Fake president.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Introduce Yourself In An Interview? by FalseProphet1(m):
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

ME: I'm a prophet and it was revealed to me that I'm the holy Grail of your company. Kindly employ me to make it a reality.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Sele-ebi Ware-ebi: Suspected Cultist Kills Man For Wearing Red Beret In Delta by FalseProphet1(m): 11:50am On Jul 31, 2023
kokorokoman:
you are welcome daddy.
We your day one member really miss you.
Daddy, do you have any prophesy for me?
Stay away from big nyash women and you'll go far in life. The sky would be your limit.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Sele-ebi Ware-ebi: Suspected Cultist Kills Man For Wearing Red Beret In Delta by FalseProphet1(m): 11:40am On Jul 31, 2023
kokorokoman:
oga prophet where have you been, abi you went to Israel?
I went to the mountain. I'm back now.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Mistakenly Throws £100K Ring And Jacket To Fans During Show by FalseProphet1(m): 11:36am On Jul 31, 2023
God has finally answered the prayers of the person who picked that ring. I see his living standard changing for the best.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Sele-ebi Ware-ebi: Suspected Cultist Kills Man For Wearing Red Beret In Delta by FalseProphet1(m): 11:26am On Jul 31, 2023
Nigeria's male population is under serious threat. In the next 5 years, girls would literally be begging openly for husbands. Because the guys would have used cultism to finish killing each other.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: What Has Being A Regular Nairalander Done To You? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:12am On Jul 31, 2023
Newborn27:
You're sighted bro!

What's the vision for today?


I see you drinking water before dusk today....this have I seen...lol
The spirit of prophecy is on you.

Anyways, I see Nigeria defeating Ireland.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: What Has Being A Regular Nairalander Done To You? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:48am On Jul 31, 2023
I've received seeds, donations, tithes.. etc. From Nairaland.

Thank you Nairaland cos you've been of so much help to me.
Travel › Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by FalseProphet1(m): 7:14pm On Jul 30, 2023
pocohantas:
All this one no concern me.
I'll still come. Except they refuse me entry.
Let's go together. wink
Romance › Re: Adaora Anuamadi: Abuja Rich Real Estate Mogul Engaged To Her Fiance In Style by FalseProphet1(m): 5:55pm On Jul 30, 2023
I will not say what I've seen.

I wish them a happy married life.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Niger Coup: Buhari Expresses Shock, Urges Tinubu To Resolve Crisis by FalseProphet1(m): 12:37am On Jul 30, 2023
I see a coup happening in Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: How Do You Interpret This Kind Of Dream?? by FalseProphet1(m): 12:20am On Jul 30, 2023
Candidlady:
You are in a battlefield young yaro and your days are numbered


Falseprophet1 over to you
Let him bring 6 goats, 10 white hens, big ones and 25 litres of palm wine and I'll pray for him.
Romance › Re: How Has Your Childhood Trauma Shaped Your Adult Love Relationships? by FalseProphet1(m): 6:55pm On Jul 28, 2023
As a prophet, I foresaw my birth before I was born, so I have no trauma. I knew everything that was going to happen, just like I know that one day one day, I'll overtake Elon musk and become the world richest man.

This I have seen.

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