₦airaland Forum

Clerverly: These are the names on my contact list:
Nkechi egusi
Nwanyi mangala
Nwoke anu ewu
Nkwo tomatoes
Isioma apple
Ijeoma oha
Ik towel anu
Ify utazi
Ikenna Cow tail etc
Is it formal

very formal, too formal, extremely formal. lol

sushieater: Oga, DEAD people don't talk..Whoelse we fit ask?

ask d lady dat was pushed from 1004 estate in Lag because her facebk boyfriend demanded for sex and she refused. Lucky she's alive and d guy has bn charged to court. Check sun newspaper of yestda-9th oct

UNSAFE, UNSAFER, UNSAFEST. It is lust and infatuation.

Sisi_Kill: 200k??!!

What happened to white Powder, Tiro/Kwallii and Vaseline?

supported. Na dat 200k some couples dey use do wedding.

1.Tried smoking using paper wrapped up wt fire on it. This made me cough terribly. 2. Trying to be a boxer by tying mama's cloth together and hung it on d mango tree within d compd. 3. Sneaking into d house after watching TV till 7pm at a neighbour's hse(dat was a long time), keeping money in kolo to buy goodie goodie, Gowon's finger

Baawaa: Minimum of 26hours in a day

Drrrrrryyyý

Suigenerisshegs: I will rape her savagely..if her hole hurts 4 days,she will quit drinking

hahahaaaa and u wont have any punny for 5 days

I will pour water mixed wt ground pepper in d hubby's anus because i didnt marry a drunk

Omoba.com:
Being a cab driver In the UK is better of a Banker or any other job in Nija. My brother travel and see. A trip fro heathrow airport to your destination .. Say like MMA murtala mohammed airport to VI will cost about £80 to 120. My brother convert am see. And an average Bus driver in the Uk makes over £680 weekly. In nija U earn after 30days... Back abroad, Its not be Certification but by your Personal qualification... How best you can do your thing....

correct, u are on point. Thats my cousin's part time job. He's a chattered accountant mon to friday and does part time 3 hrs driving at Gatwick any time he needs extra cash on wkend. He is proud of himself as there is dignity in labour.

Etumgbe: I no get TV so I never watch am.

heya sorry oooooo

Soya milk? Ok, i pray it works. God let things work well for naija. Amen

Joliecoco: Why is it that older men love to pursue Young girls?

Especailly old African men , it is disgusting how they are interested in girls that is old enough to be their daughter.

I have had a lot of old and successful guys ask me out , but I always say no thanks.

It is scary , these perverts need to find women their own age. Have this happen to anyone?

Has this happened to anyone? Heeeheeen. Grammar on naira NL

a1solution: ALWAYS CAREFUL IN SELECTION WORDS.

heehn heeen

Sunymoore: mine is i never for once tire of drinking garrri every day

poverty, pele o

harlos: God too does not want us to suffer our children

thank u o, who doesnt know a woman has two breasts. They can be covered while d baby is sucking

NLanders won't kill me with grammar. I beg don't mislead me with the grammatical errors. I have ielts exam to write lol

sigma seller: Iseyin loading... Who is moving frm abeokuta?

u will get Iseyin straight from Rounder which is after Cresent Univ along Ayetoro road. Quite easy

Funny picture

berem: abi o! Thank God I travel by submarine.

thank God I travel on my camel. Lol

lafile: Wow! The closest example I know here in Nigeria is the road that leads from Abeokuta to Imeko. Death Trap.

you are very right. I was there twice on official duty and wil never pray to go there again. D road is death. Any silly mistake is straight to hell, no doubt. Pls dont go to Imeko from Abk oo

chiteny: My opinion? .....very ungodly!

abi o. And even HIV and STDs are still in town

Yield: Personally, not my cup of tea.

but your cup of gaarrryyy. Lol

Jarus: Omho, fear catch me with your story o

I have to stop being outside beyond 10pm now o

good for your health Jarus

oyb: please ban this riff raff animal - sounds like one of the criminals

why? He is telling d fact. U can be a night lover and wont experience such a thing in Nigeria. Security is zero percent. This shd serve as a lesson. Omo abire ki rin loru. A good child doesnt walk in d nyt

190-the-clown:
Isn't she Nigerian

Next time she nags - Backhand slap straight!

u hate Naija girls so much, why?

Odinaka00: ßŮϯ I trust her so much bro, its bout trust

dont mind d advisers, it depends on many factors. Wat if she had helped u b4, or save your life b4 or any other tangible reason.

Lord Babs: We told them to smoke igbo often, they turned deaf ears, and now they are dying like chickens...if not for igbo, me self go don pai!

is it igbo (marijuana) or igbo(vegetable)? If d first,then u are very dry like d desert. Must u comment? Shioo

hbpeze: Aw does ds affect d price of ewedu

u are daft, ode, mumu, heartless animal. People are panicking because of the incident and u are asking abt ewedu price. Anyway i dont blame u. Omo iya elewedu. Mtcheeew

slimyem: There's nothing sufferable about it if you know when,where and how to wear it...
Heels make one elegant!!

scientifically they destroy d feet bones and very uncomfortable

No more good news iin naija agaid. It is kidnapping, ritual, boat mishap, aircrash, road accident, lynching. God have mercy on our country

ebamma: oga u sef like freebies pass me oh,why u no just collect them the 200k go your way,abi u tink say money dey grow on trees for manchester na him make u insist to travel go dia?

some people sha,, they just want to comment