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Politics / Re: Only Igbos Can Save Nigeria From This Economic Woe. by fastestfinger: 12:20pm On Feb 17, 2016
obailala:
It takes only common sense for anyone to know that when you speak with such a tone, instead of being patronised, you will only force people to despise, boycott and frustrate your efforts. We need to learn how to speak and advertise ourselves without coming off as arrogant plebs.
This dude claims to be igbo yet you can never catch him saying something good about them.

He'd rather attack anyone who so much as paints the igbo in a positive way. He jumps in head first into any thread created to denigrate, disparage and cast aspersion on the igbos. He rushes in everytime with his unsolicited advice, telling us to bend over and get fvcked in the arse in order to be liked by the other tribes that inhabit this country.

Bro, i mean no disrespect...you need to shut da fvck up!

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Lai Mohammed's Comments On GEJ Purchasing Expired Ammunition by fastestfinger: 8:08am On Feb 02, 2016
kenonze:
Most of you bashing Lai Mohammed do not have idea with it takes to be a minister of Information.
None of u have ever held a small position like PRO of ur village meeting/union.

What Lai Mohammed said is not far from the truth. Its very obvious just that when someone u hate makes a comment, it will never taste fine in ur system.

My anger with GEJ is that he overpriced the obsolete items he bought. Had it been they were bought at right price, I will be asking Lai Mohammed which one have ur government bought so far
you made no sense.

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Politics / Re: Irritating For Niger Deltans To Lay Claim To The Oil In Their Community - Buhari by fastestfinger: 2:15pm On Feb 01, 2016
Adminisher:


The oil does not belong to the people of the Niger Delta. It belongs to Nigeria . This is clear and ongoing. Nigeria has abused the land of the Niger Delta people and should be paying rent for surface rights and access rights. However where the oil is ; in the deep dark bowels of the earth 2km down is not Niger Delta at all
The oil belongs to the FG by law and shared with the companies that risked billions of dollars to look for the oil and are keeping hardworking engineers and scientists busy 24/7 for years to produce it. That business takes years to even break even and start making profit.
your logic is terribly flawed.

"quic quid plantatur solo solo cedit"... Whoever owns the land owns what is beneath it and what is above it.

Why is it seen as a violation when an aircraft flies over a country's airspace without permission?

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Crime / Re: Little Boy's Eyes Plucked Out In Zaria (graphic Photo) by fastestfinger: 11:30am On Jan 27, 2016
wrongnumber:
I dont know if it is true but i heard sometime ago that some people do this intentionally so that they can become serious beggars as some alimajeris see the begging as a good profession and would do whatever it takes to get ready for it.
so are you saying the boy plucked out his eyes in order to become a serious begger?
Politics / Re: Maritime University Cancellation: Another Own Goal By A Niger Deltan by fastestfinger: 8:27am On Jan 27, 2016
Rose2014:

Barca just scored an own goal with this thread cheesy
hahahahahaha...
I suppose he forgot he was a patriot. I thought he was a detribalized nigerian?
Or is it that Aisha's rice is no longer palatable?
Politics / Re: Maritime University Cancellation: Another Own Goal By A Niger Deltan by fastestfinger: 8:03am On Jan 27, 2016
Rose2014:
I beg your pardon sir Amechi is only being a patriotic Nigerian. Thanks
lol...
Maybe barcanista doesn't want to be a patriot anymore.

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Family / Re: I Have Been Alfa’s Sex Slave For Two Years – Lagos Housewife by fastestfinger: 8:08am On Jan 23, 2016
Women with their fish brain...
Very easy to deceive.
Celebrities / Re: Chiwetel Ejiofor's Sister, Kandibe Weds Dele In Enugu (Photos) by fastestfinger: 6:30am On Jan 23, 2016
oyb:
These are emancipated, exposed ibos.
Not the village hustler traders.
Too bad they are in the minority.
As long as the majority or most vocal of ibis are the low minded riff raff we know so well, the tribe will not go forward.
pls tell us your tribe, let's see how "forward going" they are?

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Religion / Re: How Prophet ‘Daniel’ Abodunrin Was Killed & Eaten By Lions At Ibadan Zoo In 1991 by fastestfinger: 12:51pm On Jan 21, 2016
People are thinking of the dwindling economy and how to better their lives and somehow, you think they have time to read this epistle?
Politics / Re: Photos Of Another Gallant Soldier Killed By Boko Haram Insurgents In Maiduguri by fastestfinger: 10:42pm On Dec 29, 2015
Nimblemind:
Isn't it stuupid enough that whenever there is any case of death as a result of BH, some idioots come here to only say lai mohammed did this or that... Dafuq is wrong with you all? Have we no regard for human life or trading blame justifies anything?

A gallant soldier just lost his life trying to fight a course that affects us as a nation, and the only thing you all can come up with is to start playing politics!
Seriously its sad how we only come here to apportion blame and try to put the other party in bad light like that's not what have brought us to this situation now... How sad i tell you!
stfu...






Its Lai mohammed's fault and also buhari's fault...APC too shares in the blame.

Their lie go soon full cup, then the devil is gonna come knocking on their door.

Na here we go dey, dey dance kerewa for their head.

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Literature / Re: Five Books You Must Have Read As A Nigerian by fastestfinger: 2:59pm On Dec 24, 2015
Truckpusher:
Where is the concubine by Elechi Amadi

The lion and the jewel by Wole Soyinka

This book written by Cyprian Ekwensi? I've forgotten the title sha.
The passport of Mallam Ilia...
Celebrities / Re: Dabota Lawson Shows Off Chanel Bag Husband Got Her For Christmas (Pic & Vid) by fastestfinger: 2:53pm On Dec 24, 2015
searchiing4love:
NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE GOLD DIGGERS WETHER MARRIED OR SINGLE. AVOID THEM LIKE A PLAGUE.


#team foreign girls cool
are we to self-service after avoiding them? abi we no go date again?

Since we're domiciled in Nigeria, what do you suggest we do?
Romance / Re: When She Says She Needs SPACE.... by fastestfinger: 2:38pm On Dec 24, 2015
CaroLyner:
probably he was the one at fault.and he sees her as his mrs right?
would that be enough reason for him to beg?

Besides, begging a girl has never been known to work. She may accept him; but that would be out of pity...and we all know loving or staying in a relationship out of pity does not work.
Romance / Re: When She Says She Needs SPACE.... by fastestfinger: 2:22pm On Dec 24, 2015
CaroLyner:
how does that relate with the topic?
i'm trying to understand what exactly it is that would cause him to grovel before her.
Romance / Re: When She Says She Needs SPACE.... by fastestfinger: 12:25pm On Dec 24, 2015
CaroLyner:
all these guys above me .will they ever admit they were kneeling down and begging her.everyone be forming macho man grin
can you name one significant thing that (most) girls contribute to a guys life, apart from th "p" inbetween their legs?

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Romance / Re: I Love Her But I Am Considering A Break Up For Good. by fastestfinger: 2:28pm On Dec 22, 2015
chachanga:


Yet men seem hardwired for talking it out in all manner of ways.

What methods would now work in this seemingly hopeless kinda case?
No method is needed. They're obviously incompatible.

The OP needs to learn to stop forcing issues. He is going to end up unhappy, frustrated and depressed by the time it dawns on him that she would never change.

He needs to tell himself the truth and cut his losses. Don't let the "sunk cost" fallacy needle you into making a decision that would haunt you for the rest of your life.

The resentment he feels now is nothing compared to what he would feel when married to her. By then, the sight of her face would want to make him puke.

THIS IS A DEAD-END RELATIONSHIP!
Romance / Re: I Love Her But I Am Considering A Break Up For Good. by fastestfinger: 9:53am On Dec 22, 2015
Adaobi12:
Most of the things you listed here are not to be overlooked. they are really appaling.
Its not too much to ask for Cleanliness, keeping fit , peace of mind, good food and respect from your woman.

Sit her down,talk to her,you can also get a good friend of hers to talk to her.
If she persists a refuse to change, you bounce. Marriage should be enjoyed and not managed nor tolerated.

But why will a woman negelect personal hygiene?
I'm yet to see anything more futile in this world than sitting a woman down and yapping away at the mouth with the hopes of getting her to change.

This technique would easily work on a man cos' men are creatures of logic. Whereas women by default reason via their emotions.
Politics / Re: I Didn’t Receive $300,000 From Dasuki, Only Suvs – Buhari by fastestfinger: 9:00pm On Dec 15, 2015
ddippset:
this is the most stup1d comment I have seen in my 5 years as a registered nairalander. Bro, you are great indeed!
that statement is way beyond the capacity of a zombie to comprehend. Your god (buhari) has a lot of explaining to do.

Anyway, thanks for the complement!
Politics / Re: I Didn’t Receive $300,000 From Dasuki, Only Suvs – Buhari by fastestfinger: 8:55pm On Dec 15, 2015
ddippset:
this is the most stup1d comment I have seen in my 5 years as a registered nairalander. Bro, you are great indeed!
that statement is way beyond the capacity of a zombie to comprehend. Your god (buhari) has a lot of explaining to do.

Anyway, thanks for the complement!
Politics / Re: I Didn’t Receive $300,000 From Dasuki, Only Suvs – Buhari by fastestfinger: 8:31pm On Dec 15, 2015
Dannyset:
Let him prove he gave PMB money and not SUVS for his damaged cars na, Shebi there were evidence for other deals too.
let buhari prove that he didn't receive any cash alongside the suv's.
Politics / Re: Graphic: Picture Of Bleeding Sheikh Zakzaky With Bullet Wounds And Swollen Face by fastestfinger: 10:09am On Dec 15, 2015
Uricas:
I'm sure if they are not with guns the army wouldn't have opened fire... Besides, are you asking me why they should arrest him? Are you not in Nigeria or you don't read news at all?
They were with guns? Then, how come no soldier was killed or even injured? Or are you telling me they didn't know where to aim their guns while shooting?
Politics / Re: What do you guys think about Donald Trump...(america Next Possible President) by fastestfinger: 8:44am On Dec 15, 2015
The bulk of those against this guy didn't even watch or listen to his speech...

He said and i quote: there's no means in place to vet these muslims coming into the US, as such, no one can tell who amongst them has the potential to become a terrorist; the state should put a temporary hold on letting muslim immigrants into the US, until the intelligence agencies are able to come up with a solution to this.

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Politics / Re: Graphic: Picture Of Bleeding Sheikh Zakzaky With Bullet Wounds And Swollen Face by fastestfinger: 8:05am On Dec 15, 2015
Uricas:
shut up if you don't know what to type. why did he resist arrest?
you're the one who needs to really "shut up"...

Why were they arresting him in the first place?
Even if he resisted arrest, is that enough reason to open fire on his followers?

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Politics / Re: Graphic: Picture Of Bleeding Sheikh Zakzaky With Bullet Wounds And Swollen Face by fastestfinger: 8:00am On Dec 15, 2015
naijaobi:


You just saw this pix and you are already blaming the Nigerian army.
Did u also condemn their attack on the Army chief?
undecided
if you believe that lie from the Nigerian army then you might as well believe in the tooth fairy.

They attacked the army, yet they were unable to kill or even injure one soldier?

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Claims Linda Ikeji Is The Blogger That Got N240m, Reveals Details by fastestfinger: 11:53pm On Dec 14, 2015
Mariecakes:
Wind don dey blow..we don dey see fowl ynash ooo cheesy
young lady, learn to use your head...this crab mentality cannot take anyone to the top.

The kemi girl needs to work for her own success...not by shamelessly trying to pull others down.
Business / Re: CBN Halts Branch Operations By Bureaux De Change #Emefieleconomics by fastestfinger: 7:28pm On Dec 14, 2015
Keneking:
Great
That's your standard reply to any policy of the APC led government.


Some of you have lost the ability to reason things logically, devoid of bias of any kind.

Ever wonder why we tag you guys as zombies? Here's the reason.
Crime / Re: 15-year-old Arabic Pupil Kills Neighbour, 26 (photo) by fastestfinger: 11:37am On Dec 14, 2015
ijustdey:



evil pikin on the rise these days



when we have lost the morals if respecting elders or culture..... these are what we get

after using your spoon to cause public nuisance and someone try to correct..... and the only way to stop is to abuse him back


evil child
respect is reciprocal...why was the dead adult haranguing the teenager endlessly? Why didn't he respect himself by letting the boy be?
Politics / Re: Shiites: Iran Calls Nigeria To Stop Crackdown On Group by fastestfinger: 11:06am On Dec 14, 2015
phyllosilicate:
Iran should face front jor.

Why would shites has to block the road that COAS is passing? Na so them get mind. A friend in kaduna told me that they would just block roads during the processing and fear wouldnt allow any body to pass.

And why did the shite leader resist arrest? The people that were protecting him from soldiers arrest na them kill themselves. The shite leader is not the a president in Nigeria, he is not above the law.

Iran should know that Nigeria is not Lebanon were the shite head is more powerful than the president and has his own standing army.
pls, just shut up already...your emotional outbursts is devoid of any logic whatsoever. What do you have to say about the sunnis that block major roads during their prayers and ceremonies?

Don't be a hypocrite!

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Politics / Re: Victims Of Shitte & Army Clash Robbed (Pics) by fastestfinger: 10:49am On Dec 14, 2015
VenusBetty:
You really dont know much about these people, they've always been causing trouble even before Jonathan. They respect their leaders more than God himself and personally I think it is high time all forces joined hands together to flush them before they get out of hand.
i think it would be safer to flush people with your mentality instead...

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Politics / Re: Why We Attacked Zakzaky, Other Shiite Members – Nigerian Army by fastestfinger: 8:16am On Dec 14, 2015
GenOrumov:
I wonder why a group of people will block the whole road thereby preventing others from moving and they will say they are fighting for their rights.

A couple of weeks ago, I spent a couple of good man-hours in traffic because of a bunch of protestors.

In the cause of fighting for your rights, kindly don't deny other people their own rights.
sunni muslims all over Nigeria block roads whenever they're praying and no one says anything. Why is their case different? Or is it because they're shiite?
Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill Zakzaky’s Wife, Son, Destroy Shiites’ Headquarters, by fastestfinger: 8:08am On Dec 14, 2015
jonnieoneng:

the west were simply appaulled with jonathan's handling of issues.U remember that he bought 7 warships that were not handed over to d Navy,so they were afraid the whiskey drinker will point the weapon at the wrong target
The extra judicial executions coupled with the poor human rights record of our military was the reason they (the west) gave.

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