₦airaland Forum

Vortex369:
He is not fit to wash my feet. What has he got both mentally and materially? Nothing!

He's a graduate fyi

He's an ambassador for youth in Ogun State

He's a politician and close to corridor of power in lasgidi

You don't wanna go there

Vortex369:
Always sounding and behaving stupid....

He didn't even know you exist

VanEFCC:
Dear Only few will understand ....

I Know a boutique in Lekki where they go to higher clothes ....

The most shocking part of it is that they spray costly perfumes there ..... i asked the girl incharge of that place ... she told me that some of the perfumes in their boutique is sold for 180k ....

so when you come , you pay 10k they will spray you and keep for another person ...

You must be high on something

Ajeku Miracle

opemson:
Can u help aith unlock code for dis device?
Network is glo. Thanks and God bless

no

ajebuter:
For me...

Weekly fuel of N6,000 × 50 weeks=300k ..

Well, this is Lagos, my home state .

No other state for ajebuter

Owo Eko...Eko lo n gbe

Using 261 as no of working days in a year is wrong

You are entitled to a month leave or 22 working days

No of public holidays =X

No of working days in a year = (52*5) - 22-x
= 238 -X

Lovelyn451:
Oh baby oh baby
Ur cheeks like butter honey from atica
U take my breath away
Ur pretty little finger so tender
Like petals from the morning bloom
Ur laughter, a joy to remember
Heaven has blessed me with you

I still don't know who sang this song...my best

kuchi kuchi by jodie....she couldn't come up with anything like that again


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne32p8mCf0c&gl=NG

acunon:
Good morning World, have a great day ahead!!!

samung home theatre is showing "protect", took it to Arena in Oshodi, they couldn't find solution to it

From toilet to motherhood .....Never despises the dayz of little beginning

Caseless:
na una sabi. The good thing is, 2 of you are upcoming are upcoming artistes. I like paul more because he's the reserved type. Peter behaves like a baby.
What happened is law of natural justice. They promoted no outsider, except themselves as brothers -family business. They didn't create platform for other people to grow around them. Imagine, bizzy body brought them to limelight, the lady that gave the hook is not mentioned or given any credit. Waje was on 'do me', she practically killed the song - not even her name was mentioned or shown in the video to give her little publicity.

The waje own pain me pass. They went to SA to shoot the video without her

It entered through Egypt, Tunisia should be warming up

5k x 12= 60k

No wonder, you are struggling. Kontinu...with your mumuness

Seems Churchill was there

nayolight:
The quack teachers in the Nigerian educational institution had succeded in achieving a genearational illiterate Nigerians

Remember BODMAS which we were taught to use in solving maths problems with various mathematical operations, yes that one, they lied to us.


The “O” in the BODMAS full form is called “Order”, which refers to the numbers which involve powers, square roots etc. We usually call it "of" and interpret it as "multiplication" but it is not what it truly means.

Orders in BODMAS is anything that has *a power or a square root next and should be solved from left to right if there is more than one.

In fact our teachers owe us an apology, don't you think so?

What word do you have for Nigerian teachers?

Ignorant! Stop following them in circulating this rubbish and misinformation.

BODMAS with "o" as of is right based on primary school curriculum

PEMDAS or PEDMAS was introduced to accommodate complex probem involving exponentials.

By the way...its BODMAS not Broad Math

White mug anyday, anytime

soleilmoon100:
Saw this on Facebook and we wonder why it's always flooded during rainy season. Naija Nawa.

the gutter isn't deep enough. Sand will always be there anyway

logon599:
You've missed the whole point. Juventus bounced back even without their top players. That's the point I was making in the first place. So if they could do it, City too can do it even after losing all those players you're mentioning

Juve got at least 50% of his key players with them.

The remainder of the squad did however stay including Alessandro Del Piero, Gianluigi Buffon, Giorgio Chiellini, Pavel Nedvěd, David Trezeguet, Marcelo Zalayeta and Mauro Camoranesi, for the following 2006–07 Serie B season.

dominique:
League 2 ke? Not even Championship? That means it could take them at least 3 years to return to the Premiership. Man City should go and beg whoever they offended.

They may never return in a long while

sauceEEP:
Whenever i see this guy that burna boy music intro flashes, I've searched for the name of that movie all to no avail...

KILLING DEM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18V-fR3WA5Q

IamD18:
5th Position in EPl going to Champions League will be like......

Sheffield united

INTROVERT:
no comment... office is dry......im bored........

Eyaa...falentine dry for yur end

autofreak2020:
He still does this.

The coast is now larger.

Not like before, his last post before yesterday was on Feb 04

Shugavee:
There is absolutely nothing like a broke /lazy good man ,, u can never know the real him till he has some money,, u can never know if he’s faithful, except he got money in his pocket !! So ladies don’t waste ur time,, if he doesn’t hv a source of income,, he is a waste ,, always remember that ur time and attention is an investment,, don’t waste it on some dude who got just sex to offer. Don’t let people single shame you , that u go for anything , and don’t ever agree that u can only offer sex ,,, they know u hv a lot to offer , YOU ARE A WOMAN .

Go and make money, don't waste his time too by being poor. Don't just be at the receiving end AT ALL TIMES

Diane...the small girl with biggie boob

Hoyindarmolar:
I still cant think of any way which this thread has helped society at large

The society is now familiar with the first two letters in greek alphabets

NuissancePolice:

Knight Rider

Back in the days, when sanity was here and Seun would create topics and make comments on every thread

Oracle55:
Hello nairalanders I need your advice, I have been dating this girl 8 months now she is pretty which Is one of the quality that made me like her, first time I met her her first request was her birthday gift which I monetized and gave her, she came for a visit and stayed 3 weeks she cooks very well though she can't cook a pot of meal if I didn't give her 3k upwards that shows she can't manage very well but her quest for money is too high, she complained for her hostel fee which is #160,000 of which I gave her half she didn't even say thank u to me rather she complained and asked where she was gonna a see the remaining half,,it hurt me so much that the 80,000 I gave her she didn't appreciate, I scolded her for that and she said she was sorry, today she send me a picture of a dress and told me this is what she wants for her value gift,,pls ladies here is it proper for u ladies to tell a guy straight what u need for your call? I thought it's a surprise gift,,and I am planning to marry this lady pls what is your advice should I quit or go ahead though my siblings told me she is out for my money

You won't have savings if you go ahead and marry her. She's on a mission to drain you to the last kobo

Joystark:
This man sha likes wearing tight trousers Upandan.

He's on a mission.

The cap fits you...I mean the dick cap

NobleAngell:
Crisis of identity.

But All those names have one thinng in common and that's "Degi".

You need at least a name and surname to validate documents

Onyekachi419:
Please guys use condom

Sex is inevitable

And for ladies?