₦airaland Forum

Purpletee:
every man needs sex to become a legend

Make me a legend

DanielsParker:
Lovely

But I don't know her. Is she a Yoruba actress?

indomie boy

Kingzy4pep:
You're getting it wrong. As far as you studied engineering, Be it a conventional university or university of technology, What you get is B. Eng.
But B tech is for those that studied other courses aside engineering in a university of technology. Same applies to normal universities too. BSc if you studied other courses aside engineering.

I stand to be corrected though.

you are wrong

Technology universities like lautech, gives Btech not Beng for engineering courses

nikkypearl:
aww..do i look any less than 30 ?...do not be deceived ooo..

Wow! You don't look it at all

nikkypearl:
Simple things can simply win a heart ...an ordinary girl can cheer up in somebody's small little efforts. Here are the list of few things which will certainly make a lady admire a man..

A healthy conversation - If I can have a conversation with someone free of all gossips and negativity, nothing can be greater than this. Sharing thoughts, ideologies, philosophies, likes... accompanied by a good evening walk.
Be a patient listener - Listening has become a rare commodity nowadays, people just hear and react impulsively. Very few understand and respond. I admire "the listeners" more than the speakers. I hate those people who do not let me complete,interrupt and start over their own.

A non-phubber - Please forget your smart phones when you talk to me. I hate the ones who constantly peek into their phones in a one to one conversation with somebody.

Etiquette - A sense of chivalry is what I crave for.

Vocabulary - I'm a lover of words. Be a wordsmith, a decent vocabulary is sexy as hell.
I think this is enough...

Let hear from you.

Get to your 30s first and let's see if this list will still be valid

Over 2.5 Swansea

That green suppose be army green not leaf green

Ubenedictus:
actually to be saved you should be baptised.


Acts 2


37 Now when they heard this, they were acutely
distressed and said to Peter and the rest of the
apostles, “What should we do, brothers?” 38 Peter
said to them, “Repent, and each one of you be
baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the
forgiveness of your sins, and you will receive the
gift of the Holy Spirit. 39 For the promise is for
you and your children, and for all who are far
away, as many as the Lord our God will call to
himself.”

Don't drag me back, check my previous post and get enlightened.

The thief on the cross beside Jesus wasn't baptized

The adulterous woman was not baptized

The Samaritan woman....and many more

9japrof:
Hehehehehe PSG then was a stepping stone to bigger clubs then, are you shi.tting me

indomie generation. PSG was big, went down, and coming up now.

George Weah won World player of the year playing for PSG

9japrof:
Jay Jay the only Nigerian footballer that never really reached his full potential.

This nigga had the qualities to play in the biggest clubs in Europe but never did

He played for PSG

Justeenaleo:
Too much fat

she's a shadow of her self....nice cleavages

Northmall:
He wants to pay them for what?

free advert

mark0020:
I feel little lie sha, i do online transfer , you will need a token to confirm your details, was she with her token, she dey carry her token for body

she's probably with her token

Rokia2:
Not feeling it.

Maybe on someone much lighter it would have look better.

Hater spotted...they always have opinion

Harry Kane's mother

LalaNiece:
SO I had an appointment in town and my client was already buzzing me on the phone cause I was running late - my appointment was for 9am.

So I boarded a taxi and he charged me 800 from the junction which is pretty much a stone throw from my proposed destination ( wetin u go carry me 300 u say 800, no wahala, I gree).

So I met a little girl heading to school and asked her to join me in the taxi.

I got carried away with other things and started tapping my phone endlessly.
Now here's the juice - the taxi driver collected cab fare 50 naira from this innocent little girl thinking that I was oblivious. I kept mute.


She alighted and we continued on the journey.


Soon enough I arrived my destination and client was already outside waiting for me, I packed my bags and made sure my supplies were complete. Paid him 800 then he said


MADAME U NO GO PAY ME FOR THE LITTLE GIRL OWN?


i looked at him with so much pity and disgust and I replied NO WAHALA OGA, COLLECT AM FOR INSIDE THE 1K.

He shameless did and was forming familiarity, trying to initiate a conversation with me, ( na so I shun am) ...


The driver drives around the island (LAGOS ISLAND).


OGA IF YOU ARE READING THIS, KNOW THAT I KNOW AND YOU ARE ONE OF THE VERY FEW TARNISHING THE IMAGE OF THIS GREAT NATION...YOU PICKED ME OPPOSITE GT BANK... SHAME ON YOU....AGAIN SHAME ON YOU

Is the driver on Nairaland?

Coward! That's what you are, you can only rant behind keyboard

mazimee:
What State is that? Also, what state are you from?

At the mentioned of tax, you should knw that the State is Lagos

Egyptian career and Yemi's career are like.....

Olibboy:
Number one ni Africa bad girl
Starboy you know how we do

Roboskeske Roboskeske
If no b u then tell me who oo

Dem go sempe, dem go sempe
Nobody messing with ma boo

Puriity:
Good morning to you all.
My name is purity, and unfortunately I found out 2 years back I was HIV positive, I was quite devastated, the girl I was dating left Me when I broke the news to her, fortunately, she was negative, we had been using condoms right from the day we started having sex, I am not a cheat, I am someone who is very faithful, I do not know how I got the virus
All I want right now is just to be happy, I am looking to meet a lady of the same status as me, it's not the end of the world. Please lady should be at least 24 years old and should not be more than 35 years old, you all and have a wonderful morning.

Let's have your real name first. Your name can't be purity. Purity is feminine

adedehinbo:
hmmm u may be right though, later I met someone who had the same issue but she didn't lost her own ATM,it might truly be Gtb problem,which means nobody picks up my card to defraud me

yes, If you are truly defrauded, no bank will give you a refund

Flooded cars dey last wella, better than Naija use.

So far the car dey move...who cares. Our roads here sef na flood

adedehinbo:
same thing happened to my Gtb account, 20k was withdrawn from my account without my consent,I had lost my ATM for the past 3months before which I didn't go ahead to block or retrieve, until I receive the alert that I board uber for 20k,well I thank God Gtb had refunded my money

That was gtb issue, it has nothing to do with your atm. If you were defrauded, gtb won't refund your money

cbngov01:
Your write up was coherent but not valid! In e-banking u either stay secured or lose it all!...3banks,3atms and you move out with em at once?No soul, I repeat no soul can withdraw with ur atm card unless your password is compromised!For the lady who card was bought from her account I find d story funny but I will counter that another day...Stay safe, stay secured I'm with e banking all the way!

God bless you

safarigirl:
lol...I've been trying to change it for months, but e no gree change

give me your password, let me help you change it

UjuJoan2:
Show of shame. . . . Fr. Anozie of Azumini comes to mind. I hope what happened to him will not happen you you Father!

Because he got married or he didn't marry you

djcibayz88:
please help me unlock

BB Torch 9800 AT&T

IMEI: 353491044032609

PRD: 33320-001

*remaining (0)

you ve successfully destroyed the phone

More Faster

Na English be dat

hooklover:
I have know her for over 2yrs Now in Ph. Soon we exchanged numbers and so chat one in a while.. He husband most of the time is offshore. She starts in elekahia side.
Some months ago I stated receiving erotic videos from her. I pretended and played along..

I sent her some I had. One night I saw a message from her saying cold was killing her I replied her saying I am feeling cold and need a warm body like hers to keep me company she smiled..
Like play she asked were I was I told her on my bed and she asked if she could give me a surprise visit.

Low and behold she took a drop and arrived I was still in shock..

We chatted shared a spirit I was drinking and before u know it I was sucking her pussy..

Her moaning was so loud that I had to on my radio to reduce her sound.

In a space of 1hr we were done. And she left home.

D problem now is she shows up at my crib unannounced but am not enjoying it again

But I feel for her as she needs love but husband is only out 3weeks in 3 months.

I have shown her my body language to stop but she keeps telling me she misses me....

You don't give a lady a head and expect her not to come back for more