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Orobo

Loftus cheek too dey hold ball

Kriss216:
Lewandoski deserves it more.

bla bla bla... wailers are gonna wail

We4all:
The one with the dirty mind here is you. Is hip not part of a human’s body?

O wa lára e

We4all:
Can’t you think of anything else aside bleep?

By the way, I think this little purity looks a bit matured for her age. I observed she has started to develop hips.

See kettle..... you are not different from him

Is it not for season again....Who introduced player of the year for leagues again

DannyG8:
My nairalanders people
Is it okay to maintain friendship after breaking up a relationship?
The lady I was dating broke up with me and still wants me to be close to her as always but it's eating me up and I don't know how to handle the situation.

She wants to eat her cake and still have it. That's selfish....Cut any form of communication with her

Go ahead and kill yourself

UBA get time sha

Mercisharelove:
It's not during the intercourses.

Don't be fooled by the fun of the moment. Think ahead after sex.


Many are trapped in the goose of sex.


There's a life after sex.

Can you face it now, or you are still not ready for the real stuff.

Does it matter?
Even without sex, he can still leave you in a broken state emotionally

Final declaration

But I am turning it to money as the smart girl that I am

Aarrebaba:
MY STORY; A thread of What God does to a Woman who is determined to get to the finish line.

In 2016, I was a 400 level undergraduate student of a Nigerian University, I wasn’t a bad student(2:1 that year no be any body mate ��) I was up and soaring And In the first semester of my year4 I was at the verge of being EXPELLED or rather got expelled, why?? I got involved in Examination misconduct, and that was how I fell down from that high pedestal I thought I was on.

I was broken, I was insulted, I was mocked, so many people were disappointed in me, to say I was depressed is an understatement, every one who knows me personally knows how Much I love school and the idea of it and most importantly the idea of being an Agricultural student, so you can imagine how broken I was to be in the position of getting expelled from the university, it was the most difficult period of my life.

However in the middle of all these struggle and pains which seemed unbearable, I picked myself up, even before I’ll be formally expelled I took necessary steps and applied to study in another university and thankfully I got the admission to study again at the New university.

That’s how I packed my bags on a fateful Monday and headed North, I didn’t even know what I was doing fully at the time, I went ahead regardless. I arrived my new school and everything was different, from people to culture, I was even more broken that I had to start again and all over but I was determined to start again no matter how hard it seemed so I kept going.
When I got there I told my self I was better than the person I had become and the circumstances that led me here and so I was determined to make a difference.

While I studied and took relevant exams in my new school, I no the even smile for exams hall� don’t talk to me as I’ll definitely not talk to you! I wrote every single paper from the first to the last exam this time without giving or receiving an “a”, devoid of even the tiniest form of exams misconduct, because if God had to help me I had to keep my side of the deal.

Pain was my drive, God was my help and so I kept going and GOD helped me, the system was super tough but against all odds I d move the go.

On 11/11/2021 my final results were ready, I graduated ��� after starting all over I paid so much!! But I got here, I didn’t just graduate, I graduated with a FIRST CLASS in my most priced field, a FIRST CLASS in Agriculture.
I did it�
My God restored it all��
Second slide is my forever mood�

I’ve decided to share my story to encourage anyone going through something similar, it is enough that the mistake happened, it can not be undone, even if it’s injustice to you it can’t be undone, the best thing you can do is to pick yourself up and do what needs to be done and with GOD the light at the end will be way brighter than what you saw.
NEVER EVER GIVE UP.

Angela Sughnen

Go n sin no more....Your first class is in two sittings

Make she rot in jail

Kingcalls:
What record did he break in copa ?? Players have scored more goals in the copa...in 99 Rivaldo won it , was top scorer and best player, so how is it breaking of record??

Go n check, you have data

Numerouno94:
Lamentation chapter 1:1

Serious Ẹkun jeremiah

Kingcalls:
They said its because of copa... so y dint suarez win it in 2011, he won copa abd also had a brilliant season with Liverpool....it went to Messi, 2015 sanchez won it , also had a decent season with arsenal, he wasn't even nominated, Messi won it... lets bet it , if psg is knocked out in the round of 16 , and messi ends the season with 20 goals , and gets to the semi final of the world cup .... they will give it to him again .... this time , they will say he had a brilliant season despite joining a new team for the first time in his career , he won the league , French Cup and scored 20 goals in a season and also got to the semi of world cup .... then the winners of world cup will come second .... joke of an award

He won COPA breaking all available records.

Suarez didn't do that in 2019

They LL continue to cry till next year. Obembet is yet to recover from the chock

Lori iro.... always lying ontop God's head. Just come out and say you feel like stopping it

drizslim:
A beautiful Nigerian lady has taken to social media to lament over her sad situation after her dream of getting married on December 4th this year appears unfeasible.

The beautiful lady identified as Isioma Favour, revealed that earlier this year, precisely in January she picked December 4th 2021 by faith during a prophetic service im church.

She however said it’s almost the fateful day but presently she is not getting married.

Favour said she doesn’t have any suitor or even a boyfriend as she is still single.

She wrote;

I Just Want TO CRY, WEEP AND LAMENT OH
WHEN THE SINGLES WERE ASKED TO PICK THEIR WEDDING DATE JANUARY THIS YEAR, I PICKED 4TH OF DECEMBER 2021
MY CALENDAR JUST REMINDED ME THAT NEXT WEEK SATURDAY IS 4TH����
WEDDING I AM NOT DOING ����
HUSBAND I DIDN’T SEE
FIANCEE I DIDN’T SEE
SERIOUS BOYFRIEND I KNOW GET
ORDINARY BOYFRIEND KWANU, I DON’T HAVE
NO BODY SHOULD TELL ME OTHERWISE, AM CRYING TO STUPOR TODAY �����
I WANT TO MARRY OOOOOOOOOO
SOMEBODY SHOULD GIVE ME HANDKERCHIEF ���

You will get when you know the difference between NO and KNOW

Juliusmomoh:
Just as the subject above.

At what age did you stop bathing outside?.

I personally stop bathing outside at the age of 11.

Now share your...

Never happened

Randy111:
And she is still that ugly.

Seconded. O da bi halloween

Dead on arrival

How will NURTW and Oluomo sell their daily tickets and bookings to those rickety danfos

obembet:
Lionel Messi is gearing up to potentially receive the 7th Ballon d’Or of his career. Ahead of this though, his confession of being hurt after Cristiano Ronaldo tied his tally of five in 2017 has resurfaced

During his time with FC Barcelona, Lionel Messi became the first player to win four straight Ballon d'Or awards after being voted the winner from 2009-2012. He followed it up by winning his 5th Ballon d’Or in 2015, which was at the time a world record.

However, Cristiano Ronaldo’s trophy-laden time with Real Madrid allowed the Portuguese to win the award between 2013-2014 and 2016-2017. He had won his first Ballon d’Or at the age of 23 for Manchester United in 2008. Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi were tied at five Ballon d’Ors until Messi won the award again in 2019.

Lionel Messi has reportedly been told that a record 7th Ballon d’Or is his. Amongst the anticipation of the 2021 Ballon d'Or, Messi's confession back in 2017 has resurfaced. He then said:

"On the one hand, I appreciated having five and being the only one to do so. When Cristiano levelled me, I have to admit that it hurt me a bit. I was no longer alone at the summit. But it was logical, even if it is nice when you are alone on five.”
Lionel Messi’s 7th Ballon d’Or inadvertently means that he has edged past Cristiano Ronaldo for good in historic race

Lionel Messi’s potential 7th Ballon d’Or win extends his record of winning the most in the history of club football. He started off with a headstart but Ronaldo managed to tie him at five in 2017. Messi was hurt, but has since managed to edge past Cristiano Ronaldo again.

With his 7th Ballon d’Or, it seems extremely likely that Ronaldo will not be able to reach Messi’s tally for good. With age catching up to both Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo, the two are not the same players that they were just a few years ago. However, Lionel Messi will be optimistic about his chances of landing an 8th. That is if he is able to lead PSG to a Champions League triumph this year.

Meanwhile, Cristiano Ronaldo is plying his trade for a struggling Manchester United side and he is now 36 years old. His playing style is arguably more dependant upon hard work and physical fitness than Lionel Messi. Plus, Manchester United do not look likely to win multiple trophies this season.

Additionally, Lionel Messi will become the second-oldest player to win the Ballon d’Or at the age of 34, if he wins. He will be second to Stanley Mathews’ record of winning it as a 41-year old in 1956. In such a scenario, Cristiano Ronaldo will have to win his 6th Ballon d’Or as a 37-year old. He will have to then follow it up with another unlikely triumph to equal Messi’s record.
At the same time, he will have to hope that Lionel Messi does not win another Ballon d’Or till the end of his career. Considering PSG’s Champions League ambitions and overall squad, both those scenarios might come true.

Source: https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/news-it-hurt-me-lionel-messi-s-confession-cristiano-ronaldo-won-5th-ballon-d-or-resurfaces-ahead-2021-gala

Modified: Obembet

Lol....Cry me a river. Your intention with this thread is dead on arrival

Wrong move

GambaOsaka:
I have been vaccinated since August. Just a pain in the site of the injection for a few days as a result of the needle. That’s it. African man will always put RELIGION into everything. White man that brought it to us sef no carry am for head like we do.

They are bunch of educated illiterate

Scamburster:
And you were expecting the outcome immediately? just tell me how much you were paid for this I won't tell anybody.

Olodo, that's the second jab

meobizy:
Cue the uneducated Nairalanders with their conspiracy theories. I’m on my first vaccine and a week later I feel no aftereffects. I’m ready for the second dose and any booster shots. This was how I played stubborn and missed the free hepatitis vaccine the white man distributed back in 2012. I won’t make the same mistake again.

The world is heavily populated and viruses are adapting to wipe us out. It has remained the same way in history and won’t stop anytime soon. We’re in the safest times disease-wise in all of history. If the white man cures all cancers and HIV, man will successfully conquer nature.

Don't mind the illiterates we have here. I took my second jab today and it was hitch free like the first. No any form of side effect

daclemx:
Fred no sabi score, but he dey press. The energy that guy has is great. Ralf will put it to good use.

Red card candidate

I hope she EARNED it

AdaNri1:
Anyone who will deliver is what Man Utd wants. Hopefully he’ll be to Utd what Juergen Klopp is to Liverpool.

Man U problem is not coaching. About 5 players have no biz wearing that jersey. They include:

Maguire
Pogba
Fred
Wanbi-saka
Ronaldo

Jorginho shouldn't be in no5

He ruined Italy WC qualification ticket and Chelsea position on the top of the league

Using tax payers money to train their daughter abroad but death was just watching them