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punisha:
Nicely crafted...
people chose how to be buried, maybe she was such an uncompromising Christian lady and was buried with a grave depicting all she stood for...what do I know?
people will always talk...
haters will will hate the air u breathe.

In line with what you’ve said, if olosho come die, wetin dem go put for her grave?

CyberEBOLA:
...when girls wan kill me with pussy here, some people are still raping. Nawa o

Abeg which soap you take dey bath?

noble71:
I'm not sure the children know what they are dancing to. Soapy means 'igboncha' which is directly proportional to Nairaland Vaseline Crew.

Lols. What is the proportionality constant?

chiroyale:
The hate you give..

Little Infants Fvcks everybody

Oga, you no fit. When you drop hit song last? U no fit be say u no fit. Talk true. No dey leave toto dey fvcl yansh

A Filipina teenager, Veronica Cominguez, has lived her entire life with a parasitic twin growing from her chest and abdomen, Irish Mirror reports.

The schoolgirl who would soon undergo surgery to have it removed, had lived with her underdeveloped twins since they were in the womb.

Irish Mirror gathered that their mother, Flora Cominguez named both Veronica and her “Twin” sister.

When she was born, it was devastating for the parent to learn that the second child was under developed and was absorbed into Veronica’s body.

Since the family had no access to adequate medical care, the twin took their developed child’s body as a host and continued to reside in her.

Veronica’s body hosted her twin whose foot, arm and leg were spotted protruding from her chest and abdomen.

As the host grew, so did the twin, whom Veronica claims even has nails which she often trims.

The teenager also revealed that the slightly sighted twin has caused her other problems as it grows.

She said, “It’s heavy, it limits my movement. It keeps swinging. My dress often gets wet.”

Mirror also learnt that the twin causes secretions to leak out of Veronica’s navel, the secretions her mother says often smells like human waste.

According to a Government spokesperson, their kind neighbors have raised money for an operation to be carried out on the teenager and she would soon be flown to Thailand for treatments.



Source:
https://www.concisenews.global/2018/07/31/twin-sister-develops-from-teenagers-chest-abdomen/amp/

TheShopKeeper:
...but where are his security personnel when he was kidnapped?

If you ask me, na who I go ask? The matter wey you dey see so, e heavy for mouth....

ayokenny37:
busty lady with gigantic boobs?? tautology

Op whats the definition of busty?

Going by the mammoth size of those boobs, one might be forced to forgive the tautology and see it as necessary to repeat the phrase "busty lady" in the sentence.

Senator Dino Melaye has reportedly been kidnapped by unknown gunmen on his way to Kogi from Abuja.

According to fellow senator, Ben Murray Bruce, Melaye was abducted after unknown gunmen in a Sienna vehicle blocked his car.

Details coming in later....


https://politicsngr.com/breaking-senator-dino-melaye-kidnapped-unknown-gunmenphoto/


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/07/breaking-dino-melaye-kidnapped/

Hello folks,
I have a Tecno Camon CX phone that I bought newly barely two months ago. I want to do an exchange with it for a Tecno Camon X and add some money to balance it up.

I don't know if this would be possible. If yes, which outlets can I do that?

I am domiciled in Abuja and the Tecno Camon CX is working perfectly. No scratch, follow come charger available with the casing.

Kindly notify me of you have any useful information to assist with.

Abeg make I spread my mat here, e don tey wey I enter FP

dirtymoney:
Award for people who have worked hard, not because they want to make some few bucks, buy some second whip, post it on social media and churn meaningless songs year in, year out, but because they believe in quality.
Giving their fans the best while fighting and working hard to ensure their names are written with gold.
Kendrick did a great job on the album DAMN. For over 4 months I kept the son "GOD" on a 24-hour repeat. Ed sheeran too did well and deserves multiple awards.

U too lie!!! 24 hr repeat for over four months!!! Na air u dey use charge ur phone?

dammypat:
Congrats sis,may God keep your marriage

That could have been us o.

That nigga that engaged her will know the truth about Wizkid's allegation.

The lady with a smelling p***y!!!!

Not even a single gal viewing this page... Na so the country don bad reach?

doctokwus:
Just saw the poll on nairaland,saw the moniker that brought it,and shook my head for Nland moderators for trying to turn Nland into a child's playground.
A poll by a nonentity on Twitter becomes FP material on nairaland!
It's like an article by Garba Yusuf appearing on the frontpage of the New York Times.

@bolded,
Nope, a post by Lai Muhammed.

Artistree:
You are very correct boss

And it is it's not its

Much as I adore you for saving face with that correction, your above-quoted statement lacks punctuation.

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Maxwellgunz:
Akpororo wan be ffffucking Jew ...in the wrongest town dey run e mouth

Sure say that guy na jew? The way that guy dey wear red.... The guy fit be v.k..g o

That tweet... Make Akpororo watch him back o.

I had a quarrel with my girlfriend and she smashed the iPhone 7 I bought for her on the floor. This is the second time she is doing this.

Should I buy her another one? Please help me!

...

Do you know any property agent who has a fenced semi-detached 4 bedroom flat in Abuja? Preferably Gwarimpa, Maitama or Asokoro? I would like the flat to have interlocking tiles to prevent insects and unfriendly animals from creeping up.

Please tell the person to sell it. My landlord never pursue me and my friend from the one room wey we dey manage for Gwagwalada.

Fraih:
Which particularly

I'll get back to you

Fraih:
Mine is not even here, Samsung R220 Blue screen.
Pops bought it with an MTN SIM for me after I finished WAEC
That phone started my xtracool journey mehn

I had used multilinks before then tho

Remember that nigga from Twitter?

In McGregor's voice "I'm Dead"

agog:
From this picture, it is the car that rammed into the truck from behind maybe due to loss of concentration or discussion with his wife. Not the truck fault.
Thank God no life was lost...

Fit be say the woman dey suck the manny ballz

shachris02:
Move along kid. That post wasn't meant for your type.

LOL, e pain am.

shachris02:
The left media is not been nice to Trump at all.

What happened in Charlottesvile should be condemned by every reasonable person but you should put the blame squarely on everyone involved.

People got a PERMIT to protest against a statue that they see is expressive of their history and Antsafi and the other left wing terrorists with no permit came to cause trouble.

If you watch the video, you will see them masked with their batons and stuff.

The man that killed the lady had not been proven to be a white supremacist. The left are just conjuring stories to hurt Trump who spoke the truth. The blame should be on both sides

What is this one saying?

agarawu23:
Poor kid

My nigga!

hausadreturn:
I dont even know what the picture means.
That's what happens when u school in France though.

U wan bring back the "school in France" something abi?

I tells you my brother.

Just saw this and felt I should share.

Let's appreciate our ladies please. They must have gone through a lot of pains to bring us to this earth.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNhCWsDVQI