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RomanceRe: My Nairaland Romance Story: Two Nairalanders Wed (Photos) by FengChui(m): 7:21pm On Mar 28, 2018
dammypat:
Congrats sis,may God keep your marriage
That could have been us o.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Is Finally Engaged (To Her Ex-Boyfriend) by FengChui(m): 7:40am On Mar 28, 2018
That nigga that engaged her will know the truth about Wizkid's allegation.

The lady with a smelling p***y!!!!
CrimeRe: 6 Dead Bodies Of Fulanis Killed In Taraba Discovered By Security (Graphic Pics) by FengChui(m): 5:13am On Jan 20, 2018
Not even a single gal viewing this page... Na so the country don bad reach?

PoliticsRe: The Truth Behind "Poll On Twitter Between GEJ And Buhari" by FengChui(m): 11:23pm On Jan 14, 2018
doctokwus:
Just saw the poll on nairaland,saw the moniker that brought it,and shook my head for Nland moderators for trying to turn Nland into a child's playground.
A poll by a nonentity on Twitter becomes FP material on nairaland!
It's like an article by Garba Yusuf appearing on the frontpage of the New York Times.
@bolded,
Nope, a post by Lai Muhammed.
PhonesRe: "Nigerian Twitter Is Full Of Misspellings" - American Guy. Nigerians React by FengChui(m): 3:17pm On Dec 13, 2017
Artistree:
You are very correct boss

And it is it's not its grin grin grin grin grin
Much as I adore you for saving face with that correction, your above-quoted statement lacks punctuation.


grin
CelebritiesRe: "PD Had Sex With Akpororo's Wife, Impregnated Her 5 Times, Aborted" Yung6ix's DJ by FengChui(m): 9:42pm On Sep 05, 2017
Maxwellgunz:
Akpororo wan be ffffucking Jew ...in the wrongest town dey run e mouth
Sure say that guy na jew? The way that guy dey wear red.... The guy fit be v.k..g o
CelebritiesRe: "PD Had Sex With Akpororo's Wife, Impregnated Her 5 Times, Aborted" Yung6ix's DJ by FengChui(m): 8:44am On Sep 05, 2017
That tweet... Make Akpororo watch him back o.
CelebritiesRe: Fans Go Gaga For Tiwa Savage On Instagram Over These Photos by FengChui(m): 8:15am On Sep 05, 2017
I had a quarrel with my girlfriend and she smashed the iPhone 7 I bought for her on the floor. This is the second time she is doing this.

Should I buy her another one? Please help me!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Watching Nigeria Vs Cameroon Match (Photo) by FengChui(m): 9:12pm On Sep 04, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Mr 2kay: I Made Gifty, I Opened Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter For Her by FengChui(m): 4:24pm On Sep 04, 2017
Do you know any property agent who has a fenced semi-detached 4 bedroom flat in Abuja? Preferably Gwarimpa, Maitama or Asokoro? I would like the flat to have interlocking tiles to prevent insects and unfriendly animals from creeping up.

Please tell the person to sell it. My landlord never pursue me and my friend from the one room wey we dey manage for Gwagwalada.
PhonesRe: Which Was Your First Phone? (Photo) by FengChui(m): 5:38pm On Aug 27, 2017
Fraih:
Which particularly huh
I'll get back to you
PhonesRe: Which Was Your First Phone? (Photo) by FengChui(m): 3:59pm On Aug 27, 2017
Fraih:
Mine is not even here, Samsung R220 Blue screen.
Pops bought it with an MTN SIM for me after I finished WAEC cheesy grin grin
That phone started my xtracool journey mehn embarassed

I had used multilinks before then tho undecided
Remember that nigga from Twitter?
SportsRe: Floyd Mayweather Beats Conor McGregor In 10th Round As Referee Stops Fight by FengChui(m): 6:11am On Aug 27, 2017
In McGregor's voice "I'm Dead"
TravelRe: Couple Came Out Unharmed From This Accident On Their Way From Abuja. Photos by FengChui(m): 1:42pm On Aug 25, 2017
agog:
From this picture, it is the car that rammed into the truck from behind maybe due to loss of concentration or discussion with his wife. Not the truck fault.
Thank God no life was lost...
Fit be say the woman dey suck the manny ballz
Foreign AffairsRe: Barack Obama's Tweet On Charlottesville Becomes Most Popular Tweet Ever(Pic) by FengChui(m): 10:34pm On Aug 16, 2017
shachris02:
Move along kid. That post wasn't meant for your type.
LOL, e pain am.

Foreign AffairsRe: Barack Obama's Tweet On Charlottesville Becomes Most Popular Tweet Ever(Pic) by FengChui(m): 7:16pm On Aug 16, 2017
shachris02:
The left media is not been nice to Trump at all.

What happened in Charlottesvile should be condemned by every reasonable person but you should put the blame squarely on everyone involved.

People got a PERMIT to protest against a statue that they see is expressive of their history and Antsafi and the other left wing terrorists with no permit came to cause trouble.

If you watch the video, you will see them masked with their batons and stuff.

The man that killed the lady had not been proven to be a white supremacist. The left are just conjuring stories to hurt Trump who spoke the truth. The blame should be on both sides
What is this one saying?
TravelRe: Accident Involving 3 Cars In Jos Claims Lives (Graphic Photos) by FengChui(m): 12:26pm On Aug 14, 2017
agarawu23:
Poor kid sad
My nigga!
RomanceRe: Some Girls Sha.... (photo) by FengChui(m): 2:44am On Aug 07, 2017
hausadreturn:
I dont even know what the picture means.
That's what happens when u school in France though.
U wan bring back the "school in France" something abi?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Posts Unedited Video Of Her Giving Birth by FengChui(op): 8:07am On Aug 06, 2017
I tells you my brother.
Nairaland GeneralWoman Posts Unedited Video Of Her Giving Birth by FengChui(op): 10:11pm On Aug 05, 2017
Just saw this and felt I should share.

Let's appreciate our ladies please. They must have gone through a lot of pains to bring us to this earth.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsNhCWsDVQI
CelebritiesRe: Jide Kosoko’s Grand Daughter Marks Birthday In Style (Photos) by FengChui(m): 10:23am On Aug 01, 2017
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Guinness Nigeria Plc Is Recruiting For HORECA Manager by FengChui(m): 1:01pm On Jul 30, 2017
olanikeh:
Thanks for the correction
Thanks for not seeing it from a wrong side. I'm sorry if I irked you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Guinness Nigeria Plc Is Recruiting For HORECA Manager by FengChui(m): 9:30pm On Jul 28, 2017
olanikeh:
Which I can apply with my one year experience, I met all other criteria.
Sorry, you can't. You need to pay attention to details, you can do well by checking your spellings before you post.
HealthRe: Young Man's Leg Is Always Up In Kogi Due To Unusual Medical Condition (Photo) by FengChui(m): 1:35pm On Jul 26, 2017
If the nigga wan blow, how he was position the leg?
EducationRe: I Saw This In Her Bag Few Days Into The Exam - "Facebook User" - Pics by FengChui(m): 12:19pm On Jul 19, 2017
The way the gal don chop the yansh of the pen during the exams shows the level of seriousness she put into her studies. I can relate to what the op is saying.
LiteratureRe: Red Ashes by FengChui(m): 3:54pm On Jul 17, 2017
dammypat:
. I just tire for you, every monitoring chinko spirit catch fire
Dis one don catch fire o, and the fire dey burn seriously for u.
LiteratureRe: Red Ashes by FengChui(m): 12:49am On Jul 17, 2017
dammypat:
. Na u dem send from my papa village to dey monitor me,e gba mi oo
It took eleven days to even get a reply.
A fi comment so, a fi email so, eleven days yii nooni.
Be like say na u dem send me from my Papa village make I come dey wait for Abuja. grin
LiteratureRe: Red Ashes by FengChui(m): 7:26am On Jul 05, 2017
dammypat:
Weldone ma! More inspiration from above,more ink to your pen and more grease to your elbow
Only six comments since 2015!
U can sabi hide o.
CelebritiesRe: Abounce Shows Yvonne Jegede's Backside In New Photos by FengChui(m): 1:38am On Jun 15, 2017
onyiiella:
My backside is bigger than hers
Nice backside!
EducationRe: This Photo Of Female NYSC Member Is Causing Traffic Online by FengChui(m): 12:27am On Jun 13, 2017
This gal is not a Jos Corper. Wetin dey worry Jtown connect sef
LiteratureRe: That Scary Night. by FengChui(m): 11:15pm On Jun 12, 2017
Nnemaranma:
You should know the feeling... wink
Na to stone one of them the bottle of beer wey dey my front. The other one go gbaze.
LiteratureRe: That Scary Night. by FengChui(m): 4:32pm On Jun 10, 2017
Nnemaranma:
There was total darkness and a heavy downpour as I was returning from a friend's birthday party on Sunday night. Since it was dark and I was already drenched to the skin; I need not find a place to take cover but stood at the roadside waiting for a cab. After waiting for sometime, there was no sign of any vehicle and due to the several scary stories I've heard about the road; I decided to trek to the nearest junction which was always busy. Though it was quite far, I had no other option. The road was very lonely and scary.

After I had walked for about 25 minutes, a car pulled up close to me. Due to the darkness, I didn't care much about seeing the driver's face. I never thought of asking the direction he/she was going due to my desperate desire to get off the scary road. I just hopped into the car immediately.

The car was just moving slowly and I was wondering why. Few minutes later, a car drove past our's and with the light, I saw that no one was sitting on the driver's seat though the car was still in motion. I was overwhelmed because I haven't seen or heard of such before. Just then, I recalled the scary stories I had heard of that road and how ghosts operate there at night. As all those thoughts were running through my mind, another car drove past us again and that time, I almost fainted. I saw a hand controlling the steering wheel through the side window. I wanted to scream but the voice was not there. My heart was beating so fast and loud and I felt goose bumps all over my body. I couldn't even open my eyes. The most scary part of it was that at a point, the car started moving around or so I thought.

When I regained myself a bit, I opened the door and fell off. I stood up almost immediately and took to my heels without looking back. Fortunately enough for me, it was almost the junction; atleast it wasn't dark because of the light from the junction.

On getting to the junction, I comported myself, walked into a fast food, sat down and ordered for a soft drink almost immediately just to steady my nerves. I was sipping the drink and thinking of what would have happened to me when two handsome guys, dressed in muddy clothes walked in and sat close to me. They were waiting for their order when one looked closely at me and said to the other "See that girl wey enter our car when we dey push am".
As them come talk, wetin u do?

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