₦airaland Forum

Tyche:
Do you really believe what you wrote?

When they believed it when their supreme Leader told them someone else is impersonating Buhari. If you never understand that their foolishness is infinite, then you are in limbo

Maxymilliano:
These people don't violate any law, the businesses are legal and accepted by international law, only the source of the fund they invested called for concerns and Oyedepo is never a card carrying member of any political parties

My friend in the case of church Leaders, it is no longer about legality it is about the moral values they pretend to build their wealth on. Even Jesus Christ have to pay taxes to show his disciples it is the moral thing to do. Why should a religious Leader be dodging taxes and same time shouting up and in the pulpit a about moral uprightness Bunch of scammers. Like Nigerian Politicians like Nigerian Religious Leaders

Nwodosis:
If the men are rewarded with virgins, what are the females rewarded with?

cucumber dick

If you ask her she said she was jazzed. The foolishness of some People whenever some idiot mentions Man of God is beyond redemption

Mercychen:
I'm not arguing against a low key wedding which we all know what it entails. What I'm not getting clear is why no family is present. At least an immediate family.

Well, iike I said, those were strictly my thoughts from my point of view.

The day you will learn that marriage is just between 2 people, nothing else, you will understand marriage. Every other person is a stranger, whether parents, sibilings, friends. Anyone you invited is okay, anyone you didn't invite is still OK.

Mercychen:
Why are they hiding?
At least, I still hear that of low key wedding with just family members but which one is ""secret" wedding? .

Not even a witness from the family. How will anyone view them as a couple?

What if the man decides to cheat her off a joint assets or property and get rid of proof of ownership, Or even dump her without benefits?
How will she be able to claim it as a legit wife?

Some women need to receive brain in this 21st century. And stop letting their emotions becloud their sense of reasoning.

I also hope it's not a case of stealing someones man or Vice versa? Hm.

The ones that calls the whole world for their wedding, did that stop the messy divorce cases. The day of the wedding has little to do with the marriage proper. It even have only negative effects if you have to spend more than you can afford on that day.

Iyaebe:
Deeper life doctrines are for the downtrodden

They are almost equivalent to Sharia laws in Northern Nigeria

ENGINEERG:
I don't know why this fraud and corruption start from in our private Nursery, primary and secondary schools, but I think its universal fraud in Nigeria now.

That you must buy all the Textbooks for a particular class your child is going.
Even when elder siblings have bought those books and he is not using it again, the younger one who need same book now, must buy new ones from the same school.

The economy of this country is so bad and a lot of families find it so hard to pay school fees, but I think owners of schools too always want to make more money on books and wears aside tuition fee so it makes all these school fee to be neck breaking.

So they insist on new books for your wards. And the price they sell it , is more than the actual price. Just to make more money.
They always make huge money from sales of uniform, Wednesday wears, Friday wears, ties, socks, Cardigan.

But on Textbooks that can take decades to damage, why can't younger ones use the one their elder ones have used?

PLS CAN THIS FRAUD STOP?

It is called private school for a reason. The sole aim of a business is to find ways to maximise profit while keeping the customers still coming back. There is always the option of public school you know. When all the children becomes adults, the primary or secondary school you attended have little impact on your achievement in life

When the imbeciles ruling this country and confusionists at the Central Bank find better ways for Nigerian economy to start working, all these useless policy CBN is bringing up and down will never work

wordychap:
On my way back from work, driving on a highway, I noticed two cars reversing. This is usually a sign of FRSC officers ahead but i couldn't see any so I trottled on.

A short distance ahead I sighted a police van then I came on VIO checking. I was told to pa4k which i did and the checks started.
They checked my tyres then went to my papers. The lad then said my papers look suspicious and went ahead to send my plate number to his office to authenticate my papers.

After a delay of close to an hour, hia affice called and he told me the data they have with them shows my papers ought to have expired in february 2021 but what i had with me is to expire in february 2022.

Arguments ensued and I was told the fine is 50k. I have a lot to do with the car next week and besides children's school's resuming so i couldn't allow them take the cqr to their office.

To cut a long story short, I parted with 40k to the lad and gave him 10k to get me authentic papers by monday next week.

The said 'fame papers' was issued to me at Board of Internal Revenue office in Uyo, Akwa Ibom Stage, where one is to renew his papers. I actually got there and gave a lady i was introduced to the money and she went ahead to make payments- as i assumed, and gave me the papers.

If a government agency can issue fake papers and a sister agency collect penalties what's the hope for Nigeria?

Honestly i don't think i can let this slide i have to pursue this matter, only wish i can vividly recognise the lady that got me the papers at BIR.

This is my worst experience on the road so far and ita happened when i need money. Sad!

Those Guys are thieves. Your papers may even be authentic but they will be looking for ways to extort you. Had similar experience here in Abuja, they stopped me, after checking my papers they said it looks like fake that they are going to the office to confirm. I flatly refused to go to their office because, unfortunately for them, the papers were given to me in one of their offices by their colleagues because I didn't renew in time previously , was caught and taken to one of their offices. I told them that what that means is that if this is fake, obviously the one in this your branch is also fake. After arguments for about 30mins on which they realise I'm not budging on going to their so called office, they gave up and let me be

Mmadu2:
I bought a smart TV and everyone knows how costly a smart TV is these days. I have good relationship with my next door neighbor but though he's a very nice guy but he has a flaw which is that he lies a lot. He's single.

He had a small get together in his mini flat so he begged to use my sitting room cos its bigger. I let him and went about my job.

I rarely watch my TV cos I'm very busy with work and come back late tired, eat, shower, browse and sleep. So it was only a week later that I finally got the chance to switch on my TV and behold its damaged and can't display anymore. I never allowed anyone in my sitting room except the day my neighbor used it which is a week ago. I also live alone for a month now and never had visitors of any kind.

I'm filled with madness but don't know exactly how to confront him since he codedly never told me. My main worry is that he will outrightly lie and deny it even if I confront him.

What would you do in my situation??

if it is not the screen that is broken, he may not be the one. Electronics develops fault for no just reason sometimes. By the way if you bought the TV less than a year ago it has one year warranty now or even 2 years warranty if it is Samsung or LG. You don't really have a reason to start the quarrel except it is the screen that is broken

Jerryherd:



WhiteMoney time to concentrate on Queen if she survives

Jackie B's sexy Yansh would be missed however as a daughter of a retired General Father, Federal Senator Mother Jackie doesn't need Big brother... Nigeria money wey dem don thief sef don do



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So that Girl is the daughter of Senator Grace Bent?

MrBrownJay1:
did you say the "three" kids... even the one that aint biologically yours?!

He is right,we in Anambra once you marry a woman, there is nothing like biological child or not. Every child born by the woman during your marriage is yours. Even the first son born through adultery will still inherit the title of your first son.

EFCC, CID should look deep. That Guy didn't kill himself, someone wants to use him cover up

Kandeed:
Funny how my sister who was in the choir back home turned cold to church over here. wasn't happy at it tho, came back home and she still in her night wears

Don't worry in a short while when you realise that most of the things Africans go to church to ask God for has been provided by the Government then you will join your sister. Remove Bad Governance from Africa, let things start moving the way it does in the west then you realise they are even more religious than Africans

passionguy:
My brother is 24 years old. His entire life has been spent fucking up. The thing is he lies, cheats, gamble and steals. He has succeeded in selling almost everything in the house be it fridge, stab, pressing iron, electronic and manymore
Now he has extended it by going out to steal from neighbors and people.
He as been arrested so many times and been bailed. Now everyone in the family is tired of him mostly my mum she can't eat good food because of him because his becoming worse.
Pls Advice me on what to do.

This is what happens when parents train up children as if they are eggs, pampering them to the extent making them believe they can get away with anything. We were trained to believe that there is a grave consequences to even break a glass in the house so we dare not Bleep or we will be thrown into a gutter. We learned our lessons in time. Am sure if you go back to how your parents brought you people up, that's lies the problem of your brother, the truth that it is too late to turn him back except God touches him. You people should just push him away to survive and bear the consequences of his actions because he cannot kill everyone with him. You just need to be ceaseles in praying to God to help you people turn him around,thats all he needs from you people at the moment

WibusJaga:

The shocking thing is that these boys feel very proud to be referred to as yahoo boys. Their dressing, hairstyle & behaviour always show they are proud to be identified as yahoo boys. They don't try to hide it & most girls crush on them, not minding they are criminals.

BTW, no be our Nairaland resident yahoo boy I de see so?

You will hear the dumb ass girls proudly saying my BF is a Yahoo guy, My Fiance is a yahoo guy

Oshigun:
You losers should talk better for once abeg and show you have progressive thinking and ambition, instead of ethnocentric bigotry, flowing through your veins

It was because of how terrible GEJ was that Buhari becsme an attractive and messianic choice to many, including myself , in 2015. GEJ wasted the slot of the SS and you lot should be honest enough to admit that.

You should tell us what GEJ has been able to do for Bayelsa, in and out of office, to warrant how you continue touting him the second coming of Jesus.

You guys have set your standards really low and that is why you keep talking of GEj today when he is best forgotten as part of our sordid and failed past.

Meanwhile the Tinubu you all love to hate has made Lagos the only State that makes sense and continues to move forward in our entire Nation that is now so troubled by insecurity, economic hardship, ethno-religious strife and abject misrule.

Buhari might be a mistake but GEJ's abject misrule made Buhari appear a messiah then and it would be good, for the sake of seeking solutions, if you lot spare us your revisionism about the failure called Goodluck Jonathan.

Thank you very much for this. Nigerians have very short memory. All of them touting GEJ as the Messiah that was banished never came out in 2015 to vote for GEJ because they were all frustrated with his cluelessness and obvious mindless looting of public treasury by his cronies. When you talk about it now they all think you are a Buhari loyalist. But hell no it has been failure on top of another failure. We never made a mistake in 2015 just that fortune never smiled on us as far as leadership in this country is concerned

MTN be like, "PDP will win 2023 election", for more funny jokes text 'PDP' to131

I think I'd rather be a pizza delivery guy in Germany than a Minister in Afghanistan where even a sound made by a rat will jolt you to think that there is a bomb about to explode close by

Most of us all stole meat and fish from pot as kids and we still all turned up well. Bad parenting. Children should be disciplined when they go wrong but with love. Imagine descending all your frustration of Nigerian bad economy on a 7yr old kid. It is only hunger that makes children steal meat from the pot. I have noticed that children from well fed family doesn't care about meat and fish in the pot except the ones from poor family. Stupid man Did the child sign a contract with him to born him in poverty. I have said this times without number you don't have business bringing children into this world if you can't give them comfortable upbringing .

See how he is using 10% of Magas income who never see three square meals to buy expensive car for his prick massager.

If 5 trillion has been allocated to poverty alleviation since Buhari, insecurity would have all but eliminated. They are paying lip service to poverty which is the major cause of insecurity in this country while allocating trillions to their pockets in the name of security spending

dailybuzzng:
ANAMBRA 2021: Anambra South Traditional Rulers Council Rally Around Maduka, Offer Royal Blessings

Moments ago, a leading Governorship Candidate in Anambra State, and ACCORD flag bearer Dr. Godwin Maduka received Kingsmen and Traditional rulers at the Palace of Igwe Orizu of Nnewi, the oldest monarch in Anambra state and across Nigeria. The traditional rulers from Anambra South Honoured Dr. Maduka invitation to declare their support for his Governorship Ambition as the next Governor of Anambra state.

During the visit, the Anambra South Traditional Rulers extended their royal blessing on Dr. Godwin Maduka and reiterated their undeterred commitment to see him through victory in the forthcoming Anambra Guber polls holding on Saturday 6th of November 2021. However, Dr. Maduka is from Anambra South, the zone where the next Governor of Anambra state would emerge from, going by the zoning structure of the state.

Maduka who recently emerged as a Candidate of Accord Party has appreciated the traditional Rulers from Anambra South for offering their royal prayers and identifying with him for Governorship vision. He therefore assured traditional Rulers and the entire people of Anambra state of his development mission to improve Anambra state and ensuring enviable traditional structure, thereby making the state better and greater.

The award winning Philanthropist hails from Orumba South Local Government Area of Anambra state and political Analysts and the Ohanaeze Ndigbo has continued to ratch-up the place of zoning in the scheme of things, as they support the rotation of power from Anambra South to Anambra South in the forthcoming 2021 governorship election in Anambra state.

Source: https://www.anambraupdate.com/2021/08/anambra-2021-anambra-south-traditional.html

You forgot one important point. How much did he pay for the Blessings. I'm sure you paid Seun to be pushing all news about Maduka to the front page. Wasted money. Let me shock you most people in Anambra who are on nairaland are the ones who will be in their home and still be on nairaland analysing results while the voting is going on. After you start calling him the front runner while people who knows Nigerian politics knows what to do

Emergingnation:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/08/04/outcry-in-abuja-as-fcta-asks-business-owners-to-pay-for-using-generators/?amp=1

Two years ago they started taxing people for using TVs in their offices, taxing you for using radio in your car and now this

See his living room like that of a Governor and someone is saying that this Guy is not super corrupt

LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours. Those who don't like video games, hardly watch football matches or are simply in different about sports. The passionate ones likes to watch it indoors, if they must watch outside na only them go sit down one corner for chair like zombie.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

You must a psychologist and naturally born one

Sometimes if you don't have what it takes to defend yourself against the devil, it is better you avoid confrontation with the devil

ebukajay184:
Charles Awuzie, a Nigerian Cyber Security expert based in South Africa believes that DCP Abba Kyari who has been indicted in Hushpuppi's fraud case is innocent but fell victim of Hushpuppi's manipulation, IgbereTV reports.

Charles wrote on his Facebook page;


https://www.facebook.com/100000090018585/posts/4615108428502112/?app=fbl

Story story. The simple question is Is Abba Kyari lifestyle in tandem with his renumeration as a DCP.

That's almost a billion dollar weapons, last year almost same amount was used to procure weapons. Weapons used to fight its citizens who are just frustrated because there is no job, no food, no hope of advancement in life. All round it is frustration, the, only option becomes crime and banditry. Most people are so frustrated in this country that they will rather die in crime and banditry than live in abject frustrating poverty as good citizen,so how are you going to curtail a great no of our citizens with such mindset with weapons impossible,,!. How much is spent on developmental projects that will lift the people off frustrating poverty compared to the amount spent on so called security? Till we change our tactics. Channel the money wasted on security to develop the people, we will continue going deep down. You can't use weapons to scare away a completely frustrated human being

amstamon:
Why we no get 1 sense bayi? I think we need a very good psychological coach that'll let our athletes understands the difference between heats and finals. After aunty done exhaust her strength on heats finish, she go kon carry kpo (last) for quarter final.
I'm sure she had run her best on heats. You see that Jamaica athlete for second? NA SHE GET THE GOLD!! stake your money on her and thank me later.

You just need your best and your strength in every game. As the heats progress towards the final, the weakest are gradually eliminated. The final is now a match between the best of the best. It isn't because of using all your strength previously

Racoon:
Just imagine this statement from the unparalleled failure of a president. Some people didn't go to school but they succeeded so much in life than those who did.The FB man and Bill Gates were dropouts but they succeeded

These Guys were already on their way to becoming Mega rich before dropping out. using them as an example of people who made it despite being a dropout is just deception