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Hand to hand with a soldier I can see planks everywhere there get one and reset each other’s dna Shikena even Anthony Joshua better 4 by 4 go reset am

viceddy95:
Make that guy pick race and run from that family asap without further delay......

what happened to his own son ,that’s how women keep making demands their own father and brother can’t do

Ilajeboy:
Pls how do I get to bourdillion ikoyi from ojodu berger

omo ye mi ko ti a

tayooluwole:
i raised a thread here days ago about how my girl friend of almost two years started avoiding me (https://www.nairaland.com/4714794/regret-loyalty-girl-friend-crying ). She has changed her phone number. To cut it short, she has finally reunited with her immediate ex before me. But at first, she was claiming that her parents suddenly don't suppprt our relationship due to my home. We are from the same Osun State but different towns. I found this excuse so flimsy, so I decided to carry out research on what actually happened by secretly perusing her phone. This is when I discovered that she and her ex are now back together... Even she was busy fucking her ex while I was still sending her money...Sometimes she will demand money from me to go visit her ex. I confronted her with the fact I got, she could not deny further but only to beg me that I should just take her as my younger sister and we should forget about the past. I so much love this girl that i find other ladies disgusting as far as relationship is concerned. As i am, i am depresesd, I am rushing back to Lag tommorow to nurse the wound, cos as long as I remain in town, there is no way I will be coordinated... Woman finally got me and break my heart for the first time... I don't think I can ever love again in my life... I learnt my lesson in a bitter way. I learnt this her ex is married already oooo....but her motive behind re-uniting with him is what i don't know. THIS is a girl that we have been together for almost 2 years. Cos of little distance everything started changing. She even aborted for me 3 times on her own demand that she is still in school. Based on my experience with her, I never still beleive what is happening... All in all, lesson learnt, I don't think any lady deserve geniue love except the one you legally marry..

next time try to do a little bit of digging before you decide to take a lady serious and always try to stay on the same page with your partner , you might be seeing her as your wife to be but she might be seeing you as just a mere boyfriend .It is obvious she is still in love with her ex and only dating you to console herself sometimes it is good to find out how long a woman has been single , is she leaving another Mr to date you, try to make sure she is in right state of mind when you start a new relationship don’t put yourself in harms way

Divay22:

I knew of one that died like that too.. But all these chairman no dey try abeg

my dear dont conclude like that he might just be a victim of circumstance,mistaken identity or reprisal attack,a close friend of mine his car got stolen during december period the car was recovered some months after and the confession of the robbers still sends shivers down in me till date.They said my friend was not their target he just over took them and was in between them and their target they have been tailing all evening they decided to snatch his car cause his was a better ride and much more expensive and his saving grace was cause he ran away their mode of operation is to snatch the car and take the owner along with them, kill the owner eventually then take their time to dispose off the car ,they dont target women they target young men they feel will still be single just to buy themselves time cause before any alarm is raised the families will just assume the young man is at one of his friends place chilling .The thieves out there these days are so calculated and ready to do anything to throw police off track .We all have to be careful and prayerful not to fall victims to these people and the drug abuse is also another thing

Rubbish list southy is not on that list Kenya too sex capitol of the world

VampireeM:
I guess the animal of a BF is her benefactor cause I see no reason why a gal would allow herself to be beaten in the first place. Them never born that man wey go try this trash with me.

Ngbasha ya ose, Omara ihe

you have said it all domestic violence is bad but who are we to blame the man or the woman ,I will blame the woman cause only a particular set of women fall into this situation the lazy ones you make a man go out of his way to satisfy your needs through manipulation and yet you want to be all over the place this what you will get and this is my honest and simple advice for men watch before you leap 80% of the women out there are lazy and are manipulators they don’t want to do anything yet they want to live the best life be prudent with your decisions especially when it comes to finances don’t go out of your way to please a woman “what will be will be “

For the whistle blowers keep blowing the whistle but don’t forget not to mistakenly swallow the whistle while blowing cause it will choke you to death (reporting government to government )

this is not nigeria looks like congo to me and all you bloggers stop painting our country bad just for some few clicks or likes these videos and posts go around the globe

youngest85:
She must have supported that business with massive puri investment

what makes you think so ? most of these market women and petty traders make good money (some make as much as 3k-5k daily profits) all that matters is the location and business strategy no be by big shop with plenty plenty goods.

sauceEEP:
Collins must be happy with this new twist.

collins is even more matured than the miracle ,i love the way he handled the whole situation he did not come out to say one word now baba that has eaten the entire moin moin and has thrown away the leaf ,is still coming to say trash on social media ,guys learn from this most ladies are confused the fact your girl decides to cheat on you or break up with you does not mean the new partner is better than you in anyway she has only cheated herself .No need to think over it too much ,there are somethings better left unsaid miracle messed up big time

adebayo3449:
My God go bless you.
I don't need any explanation.
It's a lie.
That is how people do.

this is popular in markets,motor parks ,nysc camps places you cant afford to leave your phone and go away while it is charging

Ihateyoumod:
And u blame the president.......really??....u don't blame the citizens who continue to commit crime and give our country a bad name

how can he say thy are on their own you have no idea how viral this thing would go even on nairaland here we have foreigners who come to read news and what’s going on in naija ,it is like owning a house and not taking care of it hen you expect visitors to come take care of your house for you when you the real owner does not even care

justy15:
I listened to that remark and coming from no less a person than the chief marketing officer of the country is really insensitive

you nailed it bro ,later when Nigerians are maltreated abroad we lament when our number one man does not even care then how do you expect these other countries to give a damn about Nigerians,it is so embarrassing you get to any airport the queue for Nigerians is always separate , you see other nationals of different countries passing freely but you wey carry naija passport na die (really embarrassing )

Iblad0994:
I don’t think most Nigerians think before lambasting the President.
I am directing a question to you bro. If you are the president of Nigeria, what would you have said??

Buhari should tell the German chancellor that he supports illegal immigrants right?

And what happened to this simple reply , yes the federal government is aware of this situation and they and our foreign missions are putting measures in place to handle this situation to stop or discourage people from embarking on this life threatening voyage and also give necessary assistance to those who have already embarked on such journeys . Simple as A B C

Foxie:
Please can put me through on how to get another certificate. I misplaced mine(long story)

go to the waec office in your state they will put you through

Foxie:
Including WAEC certificate?

yes

gdon1010:
... honestly dats d right word for davido case @ nysc orientation camp

he should just be exempted cause he will disrupt the whole exercise

jbtobsyn:
Tell them o. Useless people. They are jealous because their useless governors is not trying to make things easier.

they should visit igbobi and they would appreciate this bridge some people are wishing there was a bridge they could climb to avoid the calamity that has landed on them now only God knows how many lives,legs would have been lost here before the construction of the bridge

KOPT33:
Now, boys, here are the lessons I learnt from this episode

1. You must always take a lady out on a date. It doesn't matter if you spend 1k. It is one of the truest test of character and compatibilty
2. You must learn the joy that comes with knowing how to say a firm NO and stick to it
3. If a girl wants to eat your money or burden you with bills, the signs will always be there. You must look out for the signs and say no if above your capacity.
4. If you catch any weird vibes from a girl, trust your guts and bang the door on her face
5. Remember that love is not all about money. Some girls will love you to pieces for who you are, but if you want to prove you have money, there are many girls specifically designed for no other thing than for spending that your money, and your behavior will surely attract them.


Remember you are the man. Define what you want, make an allowance for a little amount of bullshit, but never wallow in bullshit.

Love is a game of numbers, and if you keep trying, you will meet a compatible person.

Bleep Chisom whose story I am about to tell below.
..........................................................................................


My longterm and serious relationship ended about three months ago when my girlfriend got an opportunity to travel to Germany for further studies. I have been lonely since then, and also in the market for a serious relationship. I have been on several dates which didn't go further. I am seriously in the market for love, and I have a set amount of money budgeted for dating, social and other 'love-hunting' activities per month.

Enter Chisom (almost her real name). I met her at the ATM when I went to withdraw money last week Thursday.

I approached her, and she was very welcoming of my advances. We spoke for a while on the ATM queue, I asked her where she was going to, she said she was hungry, and wanted to withdraw money in order to go to the market to buy foodstuffs.

I asked if she would be interested in coming with me to one amala and ogufe joint since I was headed there. She said great. So we went there to order food. Usually, whenever I go to that joint, I spend not more than N1500 on a meal. So I asked Chisom to order, and she ordered food of N3200. In my mind, I was okay, this doesn't feel right, but let it pass. It is the thing we do for love, right?

So I went home and all through the week, we spoke a few times and arranged to have a proper date night on Wednesday after work, and then she will crash in my house and go to work from there the next morning.

Wednesday came, we went to a lounge opposite my street which I frequent both for the food and atmosphere.

Chisom came looking tattered, like she didn't even feel the need to make a good impression. I let it slide because I felt it was because of her work (she's an engineer's assistant). After a little while, I asked if she would like to order food and drink, she said yes.

I called the waiter to bring the menu, I ordered one large shawarma and chips with 1 bottle of water = N1850

Now what did Chisom order?

1. Cow leg peppersoup
2. Barbecue chicken and chips
3. 3 shots of whisky
4. 1 large hollandia yogurt

Everything = N6550

Whoa dude!

We ate on and made light conversation. I picked her brain and the more we talk, the more I was happy I brought her out on a date as a means of evaluating aspects of her character.

When we'd finished eating, and I was trying to enter serious conversation with her, she kept looking at the food service area, ignoring me. She then said:

"Dear, those pies are calling me," I told her to ignore the pies.

"Dear, the chicken burgers are calling me."

"Ignore the chicken burgers"

"Dear, won't you buy me a burger?"

"No, I think I am over the limit of what I budgeted for food"

"Dear, those chicken fillets must be really hot"

"Yes, they might you -- feel free to order some for us."

In my mind I was like so this is what guys mean when they say some girls are hungry.


I ended the night early (after the food, we were meant to hang out in the lounge's club until 1 am). I told her I wasn't feeling well.

I walked her to her street, and hugged her, said my bye. She then said:

"Is it only bye-bye you will tell me?"

I thought she maybe wanted a goodnight kiss, so I leant to kiss her, she pushed my face away and (I kid you not) said "give me money for taking me out na"

I bluntly told her "I have been spending money and time on you since we met, the least you could do is be grateful and less demanding".

With that said, I turned around, and walked the short distance to my street. Blocked her contacts everywhere, and sent her a text message that read: "Dear, thanks for coming out tonight. I caught some really strange vibes from you and I won't be talking to you anymore. Good luck in life."

cc:
Mynd44 -- can this make heaven?
Ishilove
Biacan
lalasticlala -- promise land, please.

Op it is not only girls ,some people dont just know how to behave themselves ,someone offers to take you out and you believe you can order heaven and earth

Eziokwugbaoto:
After God mah brother fear women i say fear women.
Again!!! Fear women

Any man wey no fear woman don kill himself

cahrlifa:
RICH MAN on Nairaland by 6:15 am...we are still watching from d high places

we are not all in the same time zone oga your 6:15am can be someone else's 10pm

Eziokwugbaoto:
When you people were doing kweke karma didn't cross your mind.
She thought he will make him his wife but she was given the baby mama title

dont mind her when they want their allowances increased they begin to use the kids to play emotional blackmail fear women especially naija women

Foxie:
I'm telling you.

you can get all the certificates again or don’t you have copies elsewhere what is this whole hype about the torn certificates nobody is talking of the brutalized woman or how does the torn certificates affect the holder of such certificates , naija people and their way of reasoning only a stupid person will not have photocopies and the last I checked you can always get them back

Proflere:
See woman dey climb mountain here, my Fatima no sabi any other thing than to climb my back!!!

no mind naija slay queens na only dick them sabi climb

ahmEenu:
KENYATTA IS CLEARLY LICKING HIS ASS. HE THINKS DONALD TRUMP IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD

you said it all I hope one day Kenyans will wake up from this dream they are currently living in .Uhuru keeps deceiving his people all is well and that they are on the same level with developed countries hence this by force friendship but the truth is only if the Kenyans know the amount of debt this man has incurred , and fail to realize they are still a developing country

tiredoflife:
This one na coach
Someone wey no know who to play for world cup
What a waste
Why do I think most of this coaches are told to undermine African teams in the world cup

don’t blame the man blame ighalo that could not score and looking for penalty I still dey vex for that boy for missing those chances

cococandy:
You’re the type of idiot that’s causing her to make that statement

he his right nothing good comes out of divorce it should be the last resort ,I laugh when people joke around with that word if you have Experienced it first hand you wont pray divorce for your enemy .For the woman invovled be ready for slut shaming for the rest of your life then for the man you will be always proving a point wey nobody send you monitoring and trying to know who and who is invovled with your ex wife and trying to outshine she and her new man all the time . Then lastly the kids suffer the most it takes a lot of time for them to digest and understand the whole situation

some silly girls will want to follow suit ,many nigerian ladies patronise this love machines at the end of the day you want to get married and your partner performs less better wahala don start many youths are confused these days (women especially)

bankylan:
How much does a labour leader earn? Don't let us support politicians who are not even concerned about our pains and are not even aware of our existence. He has to explain how he amassed wealth to build such just like his counterparts in PDP.

why do you people fail to realize these people have personal businesses from hotels to schools to farms and use their position to boost this businesses

FarahAideed:
What kind of nonsense case is this and who which Judge entertained such nonsense...one would think DSTV increased the price of OXYGEN ..



See I don't understand why Nigerians always behave as if they are stuck with DSTV to the extent of going to get an injunction to stop a tariff increase ... What is is stopping Nigerians from abandoning DSTV for either Kwese TV or another cable TV provider till they have have sense ... you would think that DSTV is selling oxygen and Nigerians can't do without them

cause this company has passed the test of time we don’t want different dishes hanging all over the house as if it is a telecoms base station ,buying and installation of this dishes cost money and to uninstall them is very hectic ,multichoice has been around since I was a kid and am above 30 now

Personally I don’t really like this man but when we look at the other side he has served in many capacities to own such a house and we should not forget this people have businesses as well common business men have properties bigger than this so for a man that has served as a labor leader , governor and now party chairman it is not bad