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Are you pondering what I am pondering?

If we have Jazz like what you people are saying , shouldn't we just blow the powder inside Sambisa forest? Could also be used in places like banks. When alarm is triggered the powder is released and everyone including the thieves goes to sleep till police come to round them up.

Chibudollar:
I love SLJ

In Pulp fiction, his acting. I am yet to get something like that from him. Just take a look at this dialogue below . Look!!
Him being Jules:

Jules : You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?

Marvin : It's over th...

Jules : I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?

Roger : It's in the cupboard.

[Vincent starts looking in the upper cupboard]

Roger : No, no, the one by your kn-knees.

Jules : We happy?

[Vincent continues staring at the briefcase's contents]

Jules : Vincent! We happy?

Vincent : Yeah, we happy.

Brett : I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...

Jules : My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.

Brett : No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so bleeped up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...

Jules : [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Brett : What?

Jules : What country are you from?

Brett : What? What? Wh - ?

Jules : "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

Brett : What?

Jules : English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Brett : Yes! Yes!

Jules : Then you know what I'm sayin'!

Brett : Yes!

Jules : Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Brett : What?

Jules : Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Brett : H-H-He's black...

Jules : Go on!

Brett : He's bald...!

Jules : Does he look like a bitch?

Brett : What?

Jules : [shoots Brett in the shoulder] DOES HE... LOOK... LIKE A BITCH?

Brett : No!

Jules : Then why you tryin' to Bleep him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett : I didn't...!

Jules : Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to Bleep him.

Brett : [gasping] No, no...

Jules : But Marcellus Wallace don't like to be bleeped by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.

Uziyl:
It is you that something is definitely wrong with.
A simple use of any search engine or going to their official website to check for the price will save you this embarrassment.

Imagine saying mifi 5k. Lol. You won't even get a 3G modem for 7k.
Get a life

amnwa:
Something is wrong with your guys.
Airtel router is 10k -12k brand new. Router o. With 20gb bonus.
Their mifi is 5k.
All this can be unlocked self with a further 3k.

If spectranet sells a new mifi with 45gb data for 17k .
Take note that Spectratenet sells 45gb for 11999., approximately 12k. Logically. We would say spectranet is selling the brand new MIfi for 5k without data .
Isn't my calculation correct ?

This I thought of, when I saw you selling a used Mifi for 12k without data.

Chibudollar:
not just seeing it, I have watched it more than once

The way the "sherif" talks very sweet to watch.

Chibudollar:
One movie I can never get tired of watching has to be THE HATEFUL EIGHT. My man Samuel MF Jackson delivered as usual. But the amount of neegas that those white actors said in that movie omooooooo

Just seeing the hateful eight? I had recommended it here several times. The dialogues are just enough for me. That Is Quietin for you. Check out:

Inglorious Basterds
Reseviour dogs
Pulp fiction ( sure you would have seen this)

Bone Tomahawk
The Big lebowski

Okay? Seun. Seems as if you are more concerned about twitter than your Nairaland. How can you allow this topic on frontpage?


I know you don't create topics for people but you have the right to push topics to the front page.

Which promises sir?

HushNews:
Reactions have followed a trending video of two Nigerian ladies seen cooking and pounding food inside a heavy flood in Lagos The two ladies appear to be members of a family whose residence is submerged by flood in an unnamed part of the state As the two ladies cooked and pounded absentmindedly, other voices could be heard from the background, but it is not known if the voices belonged to other members of the family.

At one end of the flooded area, another young lady could be seen pouring and mixing substances in a small soup pot placed on a tripod hearth. In other for the fire to glow, the hearth was placed on a tray. White smoke escaped from the hearth, signalling the presence of fire as the lady cooked absentmindedly. The lady was standing outside a small local kitchen which is partly submerged by water.

A small match-box house could be seen at one end of the flooded compound. Manly voices could be heard from the background, apparently of men waiting to eat the food the ladies were cooking inside the flood. It didn't appear as if anyone was worried by the flood, as the video showed people doing house chores as if it was normal to live inside flood water.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R3T0DIttF8

Op. Don't be mischievous. How did you get to know that this is lagos? You see, shouldn't you confirm your source first and also be sure to state the area it happened.

Always verify your news before posting. The mods I blame though

CanadaOrBust:
So visit only one platform. Problem solved

Doesn't make sense boss. It doesn't at all. Nairaland should be known for something else

Nairaland front page is gradually becoming a thrash site.
Seun. Talk to your mods. Instablog is instablog, nairaland is nairaland ! Can't be on IG to read all these then come on Nairaland to see same on frontpage. Haba!!!

Bunnatex:
What made her a Slay Queen.

That's just a lady that has phobia for needles.

Nothing to be ashamed for there.

She's just scared. Nothing more.
No shame

Exactly. People are already saying nonsense.

Did she ask to be called a slay Queen?

The feck!!!! What is all this again na. What? You people should let these kids be for godammn sake!!! Nairaland is loosing it day by day sincerly. Seun. How is this front page worthy? Not every thing on Instagram should make it to Nairaland. Instagram should be Instagram. Nairaland should be Nairaland.

Han han!!! Iru kpalakpala wo ni gbogbo eleyi bayii?

pocohantas:
This one is fine. I am sure your customers appreciate it.



I never said I will turn it down.

The least you could do is receive and also gift it out. It is kukuma free.

KingMilan:
Na your turning down?

Where you from come ?

pocohantas:
It is fine, but I don’t collect branded gifts anymore. Too many trays, mugs and plastic bowls from Nigerian weddings. I would be okay if I am not given any.

You don't turn down a gift. Come on..!

Lol at the topic


Who is the mod that pushed this to front page first. I want to tell him something

Water supply that every household uses bore hole?
I was wondering some days ago if Water cooperation still functions .

Why can't we get at least one sector working properly in this country ? Why? Ha!!! . The person who will fix Nigeria will be the greatest person to ever live on earth .

Just imagine what women go through to seek attention from people majorly the opposite sex. These same people will come out and be preaching body positivity .

Ladies. There are some extreme things you don't do for men or to seek their attention. It is not always worth it. A guy who likes you will do. Backsides and boobs doesn't keep a man

TechCapon:
Congratulations to her but there's really nothing special about her selling yarn and sponsoring her own education. It's mediocrity that makes us celebrate females who work in Nigeria, if it was a guy who was selling this yarn and sponsoring his education no one would celebrate him. We have this mentality that women are created to enjoy while guys are created to suffer and that's why we celebrate this kind of mediocrity. Back then in school, there were guys who leave the hostel with their school bags, you'll think they're going for lectures but they are actually going to do labour work in construction sites just to feed and buy books and they return in the evening like every other student. No body will celebrate them but if it's a girl she'll go viral. We must stop this nonsense and start seeing ladies who work as a normal thing. That's the only way olosho will reduce in our society

I too don't know see how this should be news or anything but in a world full of lazy girls and Snapchat hookups queens. She is worthy of being celebrated.

Damn it. How did we get to this sef?

MoneyTrees:
No
I think you're the one that's not smart here
It's just a statement of reality
Could be a common talk around them but sound like a diss to you cos of the reporting effects added by these bloggers

They just give meaning to rubbish and start another e war.

So? What about that?

You guys should rest jare. It isn't everything everyone says that you take literally. . Get a life!!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Although a life without ruggedity is not worth living
But the need to always use sense can not be over emphasized

Stfu nigga. The aim of your existence isn't to be rugged. Spare me the rugged cap shit!! Rugged for what? Life na war?

For what? At what cost and end?

Cultism has never been a thing of pride and joy. Why do you indulge in it? You are never powerful being a cultist . Never, instead you become a coward. Nigeri a has got myriads of problems and then you decided to be one of those problems.

So?

40 years? And yet they were still able to identify the corpse.
In my country, a week old corpse we find if hard to identify sef

Ikea81:
The teachers are right. present Nigeria society only promotes crimes. yahoo, kidnapping, looting and prostitution. check from the government circle, to Boko and bandit amnesty to all the influencers on social media and tell me these kids are not learning the right skills to thrive in a country like Nigeria.

Exactly. We sing all sort of songs to glorify these things. Yahoo yahoo. Naira marley kind of songs . Some rubbish Voice notes turned to beats and then dances . Just about everything, we threw caution to the wind.

Soo? Same news was on front page some days ago.
I wonder what you want us to do with this piece of information now.

Celeb pictures should stay on IG and not on NL front page

nani667:
The Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

8.3 / 10

Don't you just love the penguins? So adorabke and always have a way with words. Is this the one with the villain octopus?

deepwater:
op have u heard about DRY ICE before?

that is DRY ICE in action

he is not in direct contact with any boiling water, the dry ice effect has masked it all

fire at that stage would not generate much steam from a boiling water


tell charlie he is still a learner, we use this trick collect money for mile 2 way back in the days of american wonder, the more u look the less u seee

I was even expecting the "steam" to make him sweat . I didn't see any sweat

If this isn't acting then the video is disturbing. The person videoing would have rather held him rather than hold his camera. One could hear someone asking what he does and who he is in yoruba.
One other thing is that such death don't come without screams from "onlookers"

Houses that people at Alausa will share amongst themselves. They will be given slots