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Ruddyface:That is a whole lot of Bull crap you just vomitted. I can succesfully employ you and 10 bank workers. Nigerian banks and managements are a true reflections of the Nigerian Govt. lies lies and more lies. I wish the banks well but only if they can be truthful and practise in good faith. YOU MY FRIEND OBVIOUSLY KNOWS NOTHING YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR DEFENDING YOUR BOYFRIEND'S EMPLOYERS (BANKS). I refuse to argue any further with a naive individual. |
venture08:You should be ashamed of yourself. You've been waiting for intercontinental since last year. You passed all the stages and yet no job, doesn't that tell you something? No banker is man enough to snatch the kind of women i deal with. I hate banks because they are crooked and they owe me lots of money. Keep waiting for your day at the slave field. Yeye boy. MY HEART BLEEDS FOR NAIJA, WHEN OUR ABLE BODIED YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN SIT AT HOME WAITING FOR A BANK JOB FOR A YEAR. IT IS REALLY PATHETIC !! |
Since November, 1949 Home About Us Contact Us Advertising Archive Saturday Tribune Sunday Tribune News From Nigeria Truth, Courage & Fairness Search this site News Print This Page Read News Stories Analysis Health Letters Living Religion Society and style Special Features Sports Weekend Ride Bank Workers Groan Under Deposit Targets: Thousands To Lose Jobs - Experts Speak On Danger Ahead By Bankole Makinde, Abuja and Seyi Geshinde - 23.08.2008 A mass wave of retrenchment will soon hit the banking industry as managements of banks across the country have reportedly resolved to do away with the services of thousands of their members of staff who could not attain the deposit target recently set for them. There are presently close to 50,000 workers in the banking sector, out of which more than 60 per cent would ultimately join the labour market under the new dispensation. Saturday Tribune gathered authoritatively from workers in the various banks that the management of the 25 capitalized banks, have devised fool-proof and unchallengeable mechanism to ease workers out of the system. The move, according to Saturday Tribune source, is aimed at shoring up the deposit base of banks for expansion and enhance both their liquidity and profitability index. To achieve this without much protest from the public, the banks were said to have set definite unattainable deposit targets for staffers to quicken their exit from the system. For example, deposit targets set for attainment before the end of the year hover between N3 billion per branch, N1.3 billion for new intakes and N1.6 billion for old hands per annum. To compound their predicament, the introduction of the Automated Teller Machine (ATM) has rendered most of them redundant as the jobs of hitherto cashier staff of banks are more or less not needed by the banks. Not minding the fact that the economy is in near comatose, bank staff are mandated to meet the set target or bid bye to their jobs. Worst hit, according to Saturday Tribune investigations across many banks in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) are “Freshers” and diploma holders who are, out of compulsion, ordered to turn in between N960 million per person annually and Branch Managers who must garner an average of N500 million per annum, just like old staff who must turn in an average of N1.6 billion per annum. The most liberal bank on the policy, according to Saturday Tribune research, is a first generation bank which has set a “reasonable” N5 million to N50 million deposit target for its staff per annum. Following the development, most bankers are now looking for less demanding jobs, irrespective of the payment portfolio to get out of the logjam. Expectedly, fresh female graduates who are good looking remained the major targets of the banks to bring in the “loot” but the ladies too were reportedly complaining that potential depositors would always demand for “sex for cash,” thus making them trooping out of the industry in droves. The House of Representatives recently invited the bigwigs in the Banking Sector to demand from them the reason why they should engage the ladies in the “sex trade on account of looking for deposit.” The bankers too were said to have convinced the lawmakers that the issue was that of “offer and acceptance” as no one was forcefully coerced into accepting the job, but that the banks could only survive the stringent monetary policy of the Federal Government by sourcing for funds wherever and however possible. Saturday Tribune gathered that the lawmakers complained that using the ladies as “experimental rats” could complicate the HIV/AIDS situation in the country. A top banker who spoke with Saturday Tribune on condition of strict anonymity, declared that the amount of the deposit target chosen by any bank was a direct reflection of its liquidity base and solvency in the banking industry. However, speaking on the trauma that could follow the sudden lay-off of workers from their duty posts, the Head, Department of Psychiatry, University College Hospital (UCH), Ibadan, Prof Oye Gureje, said depression could set in, thereby leading to psychological problems which were injurious to the victims and the society at large. He said though, people have their different ways of handling the situation, many, especially, breadwinners in their families, might not be able to adapt favourably with the development when it dawned on them that they could no longer meet their daily obligations. “If a worker is laid off suddenly from his duty post without any buffer, or certain benefits or sustenance means like pension, along the line, depression may set in and can lead to psychological problems. “When someone who has been working before could no longer go to work or a breadwinner could no longer provide for his family, such becomes frustrated owing to the need to depend on other people for daily living. “Again, it leads to anger and some may result to crime as a way of venting the anger on the society. “Another is if such a person does not have the coping skill or support to sustain while still being unemployed, he/she may take to crime,” Gureje said. Without offering the needed support, he said the victims might gradually lost their sense of worth and value when they could no longer do what they used to do or meet up with already set plans. “But when complications begin to set in, the best is to seek for professional help,” Gureje said. Also contributing, a cardiologist, Dr. Abiodun Adeoye of the UCH, Ibadan, said though a pathetic situation, coping with the depression that might follow depended on a person’s previous health records. He said if those who fell victims had not had previous records of Psychiatry cases, they might get over the disappointment with time, but if they had been patients, the resultant effects could be awkward. “Some may not be able to sleep well again or wake up early, it leads to sympathetic drive and all these are what lead to stress which is a psychiatry problem. “In the long run, it can cause hypertension (high blood pressure) because of excessive thinking, all these are psychological disorders and depression most importantly, it is a psychiatric case. “For some, they take to excessive eating, gaining weight and if this happens, it can lead to fatness of the heart, which is a cardiac disorder, some may refuse to eat, thereby losing weight, it affects their health too. “But the fact is that it is not everybody that will be negatively affected, some may be able to cope with the situation, while others may not be able to cope,” Adeoye said. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- back top Across The Nation Fayose Petitions Ekiti CP Over Comment - Demands N10 million, Apology Niger Delta States Set To Refocus NDDC 8 Feared Dead In Factory Tragedyn Gov Goje Reports IG To Yar’Adua 16 Die In Auto Crashes Across The Nation How I Secured My Release - Kidnapped OSOPADEC Boss Oba, Dons, Others Make Osun Honour’s List NOA Workers Reject Political Directors Female Corps Member Donates N1m Borehole To School MEND Divided Over Ultimatum Given To Bayelsa, Rivers States On 13% Derivation Subscribers Commend Glo 3G Plus Services contact us | about us | advertising | archive © 2004 - 2008 African Newspapers of Nigeria Plc. 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@Nigeria1 You obviously don't know anything about USA campaign laws. The 527 groups must be based within the continental USA. And besides, all these people idiots raising money for Obama in Nigeria are not helping him at all. They are helping Mccain by painting Obama as the black candidate. Bad enough a book by Jerome Corsi about Obama that came out last week didn't help matters. The book is already claiming that Obama is an extreme Black liberation member. If Mccain camp gets hold of these nonsense about Ndi-Okereke, they will use it against Obama. These Idiots needs to stop these nonsense. Use your money to fix Nigerian schools, roads etc. |
steaming:Instead of wasting your time with a masters in customer care why not do a masters in Business administration?? MBA gives you to use the same skills you need for customer care and with more money and broader and better horizon. Goodluck. |
venture08:be When we told you that this bank is NOT as strong or healthy as they claim, you chose to believe in fantasy and dayfream. I don't know why average Nigerians don't face reality. They get excited over fantasy. Most of us that knows what's going on with most of these banks has been suspicious since 2005 shortly after the so-called recapitallization. And intercontinental bank keeps getting loans and credit facilities from western banks that are in trouble also. So tell me, what do you expect?? If you seek jobs from these banks because of pay and not for career experience and job satisfactions, you will be disappointed in the long run. Nigerian banks are not what they claim to be. They are chasing the wind. I feeel so bad for most of our graduates and MY HEART BLEED FOR MY BELOVED NAIJA !!! |
benik:You people no dey listen when we warned you to quit wasting your time with this bank !! They are not as strong as they pretend to be. Those of us who know what's going on can't wait untill EFCC gets hold of some banks officials. If EFCC would do their job properly. Goodluck to all job seekers and open your eyes and be wise. I think Mr. Akingbola has some questions to answer from Nigerians. |
This yeye Ekiti Bank wan conduct test?? Yeye People, like them go recruit for real . where dem go find money pay dem?? QUIT WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME. |
Sholeyb:MY HEART BLEEDS FOR NIGERIA. Can you imagine this sort of crap ?? Like there is no govt. or law in place to check thses kind of excesses. Most of these banks ae not even financially healthy enough to be doing thses sort of bull. I feel sorry for most bank workers. |
@Naijacutie We can fight corruption in Naija by cutting off the hands of anyone caught and found guilty of fraud and 419. This will serve as a detterent to other fraudsters. Even Govt. Officials, chop off their dang fingers. qed. |
tobyto:I suspect, you are working for unity Bank, going by your previous post. I don't know much about Unity Bank but if you have some sense of job security there then i'd advise you to stay there because there are no job security at intercontinental bank. Look here, intercontinental bank is not a financially healthy bank. On top of that, they will hire you as a marketer and dump you if their unrealistic target is not met. No job security. from what i heard, almost all the new guys are marketers with a much reduced salary. A bird in hand is better than unrealistic trillion in the BUSH. |
Intercontinental bank is a useless bank. The bank is in financial mess and they are looking for business and deposit at all cost. |
spicesp:Take that Bull crap over to romance section. Leave Nigerian men alone, it's not by force to date them. Try other men and see if they are different, QUIT WHINING AND GET A LIFE !!! |
@Richdammy Congratulations Bro'. Remember our last conversations? I told you to be patient and see what hapened? 2 offers at the same time. I will advice you to go with Afribank. They may not have the big name and all the false hype like intercontinental bank but they have an experience and steady hand in the banking industry. Atleast you have some kind of Job security with Afribank. Intercontinental is full of Bull, I wonder what will happen to them in December. Inter is not as strong as it portrays. Congratulations brother !!! @Guyman2 How far now? How are you enjoying the big 1.2M? Are you in marketing too? Let's know what's going on with you my man. |
GoldCircle:God Punish you, you Bastard !!! You obviously lack home training. Your Papa should have used a Gold circle condom. You are a waste. |
@Magentam Very well put, most of these Nigerian bankers are airheads. Their so called well paying job is like a minimum wage in the states without all the useless stress attached. It's too sad for a country when a bank worker thinks he/she is among the best paying worker. MY HEART BLEEDS FOR NIGERIA. And i feel sorry for these bankers, because come December or January 2009 most of them will be out of job or work at a highly reduced wage. The new Govt. policy that harmonized their account declarations, will expose most of the banks. Atleast 8 to 10 banks are going under. Wait and see. |
ol boy, you get time for hand. |
LadyT:Because so many black parents are involve with crack cocain. Bunch of idiots, then they turn around and accuse the white men for their problems. |
I refuse to believe that Anderson said that until i see it myself. I watch him every night and he is a seasoned journalist ! Is this another Oprah story?? Nigerians, quit making up stories and listen to what these people says b/4 you accuse them of this or that. |
aysometin:I totally agree with you. Even oil and Gas pay more than the banks and very much less stress !! My brother works for LNG and he lives like a king. he travels overseas every year with his young family. He doesn't have to worry about target, stress or some complaining customers. He works 2 weeks on and 2 weeks off. Banks can never be compared to the oil and gas. |
benik:I'm sorry sweetheart if i sound pessimistic about you guys' plights. I was trying to help you guys see that God has higher plans for u guys than a bank job! It also saddens me how these banks treats our graduates. Goodluck fellas and God bless. It will ALRIGHT !!! |
guyman2:I don't blame you for getting all excited about the bank, you just started and still in training. so it's absolutely normal for rookies to be excited for chop change after a long search for jobs. Finish your training and come back in about 6 months what you think about the bank if you still have the job. Inter is the only bank yet in Naija to deduct staff salary for not bringing customers to the bank or opening new accounts. |
guyman2:Quit giving false hope, intercontinetal bank is full of liars at the top. That bank is not what he claims to be. their share is trashing everyday, they close N32 yesterday. They are in serious financial mess !! |
guyman2:This guy is funny. Intercontinental bank is in serious financial mess, they are firing staffs left and right. They also cut staff salary. olajide_07:That was very funny, how can a bank worker steal somebody's wife ?? I she that ugly?? Those bank workers are nothing but a glorified slaves. |
I love Nigerian's spirits. That " E go better spirit " or "All is well " spirits. Keep hope alive ladies and gentlemen but aspire above and beyond a bank job. |
loffers:How did you know that? Intercontinental just cut the salary of their staff by 50% and they are firing employees left and right. |
@Topic Go on strike?? what have they been doing all this years?? working? The stupid idiots have been on strike since the inception of the yeye company, the only thing working are the candles and lanterns. |
I think it's time for me to buy some shares. I will definitely [b]NOT [/b]be buying any banks shares. These banks are hiding behind crooked numbers and recent happenings in some banks scares me like hell, especially intercontinental bank. |
richydammy:it might be a little expensive for you to call me since your still looking for a job. post your number and i will call you promptly. FYI, i have people at the top that works at the bank. |
The guy is very funny. Yar adua wey dey move like snail, it go take am 5 years to put N50 in that well. By the time he reach N500 the guy go don kaput. |
kemofash20:Kemoflash, don't mind those guys. It is good to be hopeful but be real at the same time. start searching for another form of employment because if you wait on the banks, it's a waste of time. I predicted this last year. And these banks will get a long of young guys in serious trouble. I foresaw trouble last year when intercontinental began to burrow money from foreign banks and yet posted a big profit. shortly after that, i read a MEMO sent to the employees by Akingbola. He told his employees that if they don't get customers to open accounts with inter, they would lose their jobs. I guess his threats are coming to past. PLEASE DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH THESE BANKS. OIL AND GAS, PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES IS THE PLACE TO BE NOW. |
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. where dem go find money pay dem?? QUIT WASTING PEOPLE'S TIME.
,why re nigerian guys so stupid and dangerous when it comes to relationship?