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My name is Foxy.

I am student of Nairaland University, department of Literature.

"Mr Foxy, this is the keys to your house, that is your Hummer jeep over there, congrats once more!!" A fair chubby man gave me the keys to my car and my magnificient masterpiece.



"Flow na my House be this, na me get the house, make you no dey wear shoe enter oh" I warned as Flow berged in few hours later.

"so na me you dey talk to like that, na because you win Lotery com get house abi? you don forget say na me and you been dey drink g'arri for Ajegunle? Even since we come this Nairaland University na me and you dey stay for the same house, shey you don forget your paddy?" Flow said.

"abeg, make i go look everthing wey dey my fine house" I needed to feed my eyes.

The curtains in the house looked like that in heaven, that is if there are curtains in heaven. The seats were leather, beautiful brown leather. The flatscreen Tv was as flat as my "bicycle seat head". The tiles on the floor could best be described as "Ice water". It was even cooler than Ice water. I almost screamed as i took my first step on the tiled living room on bare foot. Maybe it was the airconditioner that made the tiles that cool. Or maybe not.

"Foxy this AC too much oh" Flow said as i headed for the stairs.

"e no too much, i like am like that".

The airconditioner was really freezing me before Flow came. But as the latest big man i was, i had to savour the Luxury to the fullest, even if my system was already used to the "Jangolova" standing fan in the room I and Flow shared. Well, like they say in Pidgin; "na the first day wey you chop fried rice you go know say Win the War rice na rubbish food".

To all you Ajebutters and Ajebutters wannabe, "Win the War rice" is a rice prepared with palm oil and little or no other ingredient. I couldn't tell if the rice was what the Biafran soldiers ate during the Biafran war, all i could tell was that my Mum made Win the war rice tasted like a continental dish.

"you go just kill yourself because you wan enjoy Ac" Flow adviced.

"na you sabi".


Soon i stood in front of one of the rooms upstairs. The door was painted Gold, or was i drunk? Maybe i was drunk because i recalled i took a full glass of Hennessey in the bar in the living room. I didn't just take one glass, i also took one for the road, and one for the new house.

"see Gold!!" I placed my hand on the door, evenly moving it up and down.

"i don die!! Na me be this?" I wondered.

"maybe no be my house be this, make i knock make the owner open make i enter" I told myself.

So i knocked.

I knocked and knocked, but there was no response.

"you say make i enter?" I said to nobody but myself. I opened the door gradually until it was half way open.

I saw what my eyes had only seen on Tv.


Four n'.aked Ladies layed on the bed beckoning for me to come and have a roll in the hay with them.

I wondered why they never responded to my knocking. Or was it a Movie scene? I asked myself, but i saw no cameras.

They were totally n'.aked, and i was seeing things.

Where my eyes first went to was their succulent b'.reast, they were as succulent as ripe oranges, and i was soon becoming thirsty.

I took my first step towards them with my right leg, took another step towards them with my left leg, and of course my third leg took the third step.

"Flow!! Flow!! Come join me. Come make we share am two-two" I almost called.

My heart was pumping fast, i was confused, where was i to start from? The Ladies were still beckoning as i took my fourth step. At that moment, my third leg was already salivating.

I still wished Flow would join me, he loved such. He was a proffesor of bedmatics. He could f'.uck anything on skirt, even a she-goat.

I was getting closer and closer to the s'ex hungry damsels.

One of them signaled that i took off my trousers.

As i was about taking off my trousers and one of them was about resuming a b'.low job..........................


"Foxy wake up jor, we don late for lecture" someone tapped me.

"wake up jor" i recieved a hot slap in my bald head this time.

"oooooh! Who be this na?" I grumbled.

"if you like make you no wake up, Ishilove test na 8 o'clock oh" I recognized the voice as that of Flow my roommate.

As i gradually opened my eyes, the first thing i saw was our Jangolova standing fan rolling and making its usual disturbing noise, that was when it dawned on me that I was dreaming.

"Flow you be enemy of progress oh, e no go better for you, na now wey i wan start Action nahim you wake me, e no go better for your generation oh" I cursed.

"na your generation e no go better for" He fired back.

"if you like no go baf make we dey go school go write Ishilove test, dey there dey curse me" I noticed he was already dressing up for school.

"guy na true oh! We don late oh" I jumped up and ran to the bathroom.


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To be continued.

Dygeasy: Flow1759 Has Joined!

Thanks.

So who is updating next?

What chapter am i writing?

emmadejust: i dun tire to wait since for my original main mann 'i still flow1759' na him go give us that koko wey dey happen for tis country without map or trees .nairaland

I dey oh. Dem never give me "go ahead" na.

STILL I FLOW.

emmadejust: i dun tire to wait since for my original main mann 'i still flow1759' na him go give us that koko wey dey happen for tis country without map or trees .nairaland

I dey oh. Dem never give me "go ahead" na.

STILL I FLOW.

Dygeasy: I'll Be Expecting A Mail From You!


Dygeasy@gmail.com

Pls my system is under repairs. And where i am now, i am not close to where i can get access to the internet (work things) but my phone. I can update with my phone, i have been doing that in the "LAGOS NAWA" story. Pls just give me a chance, and i promise to kill it with my update. THANK YOU!!


PS: My phone can't send mail.

STILL I FLOW.

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Okk, get a room you both.

@topic: who's writing next and when?
@Dygeasy, Flow's request to join is among the hidden post. I don't know if he's still interested.[/quote]Am still very much interested.

Nice story. It seems more Colabo are emerging after enohbong and I initiated it.

I like ur story sha.

Dygeasy: We Shall Have A Limit As To The Number Of Writers That'll Participate. So The Next Few Writers To Show Interest And That's It. Then The Chapters Rotation Sets In. Its All To Avoid Rowdiness And Confliction Of Events And Plot In The Story. Ishilove And I Are Diverging Already. That Line Will Be Steered To Safety Tho. I'm Loving This Really.

i am Interested.