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AmBeautiful:
wHAT IS this "MUN TU LA" saying

You chop EBA this early morning!
Abi you never brush teeth?

Abeg shift jare, make person see road
Who told you that you are a man self?

Men dey here they debate intelligently over critically classified issues,
then "chewing gum boys" wan show their self.
Please when you are a man, come back

Mtchew!

youre hurt and vengeful, I get it. Youre 'beautiful' but you think men just like your hole. You reply to a candid matter-of-fact hypothetical comment with a brainless wisecrack?!
Congratulations! Youre a Kim Kardashian!
By,
Boy, Father of your 'man'

AmBeautiful: My dear,
No need to ask men anything
I have never seen, known or heard a man who actually knows what he wants,
they pretend they do know at first but later the story changes.
and any man who replies this,is telling lies and just trying to talk on NAIRALAND.
Men do not have any preference
As long as a hole is in place,
That will do for them

aS FOR ME AM NEITHER A KIM OR MICHELLE
am just:
'AM BEAUTIFUL'


Remain Blessed

You know what, you girls around here, everywhere vent so much abt guys being after your bodies, after your ' holes'--like you put it--that an observing innocent guy might think he's an aberration. And I do hope youre not an embittered man-hating cynic who's generalising because she's been used?
To the point, not every guy holds a frenzied fascination for 'hole'. If the likes of KIm K were d only remaining females on earth, i'd castrate myself!

Uyi Iredia: Definitely NOT a Michelle. The woman is ugly.

Was your mum as fine as she is? Will your gf/wife ever get as near fresh, even-toned and beautiful as she is? I don't think so

Patdedon: I'll go for kim cos life is too short

ODE! Thats HORDEH, so you know.

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Sureeeee if you say so. [/quote]I affirm so

because supply of guys pass demand by girls...you remember your econs eh?

shymexx: But did she actually 'sell' sex, or the tape was an 'innocent' sex tape between her and her bf at the time?? Hry source of wealth is legit... Don't hate the player, hate the game.

lets quit the hacking back and forth. Can you make a wife out of her, do you wish that your daughter will get famous like her after her er, compromising video -like dis Nairaland bossy folks like to call it- if your answer's no, then Ive made my point.

shymexx: But you can't deny the fact that Kim K has a high business IQ... She went from a s.ex t.ape to become one of the biggest female celebrities in the awkward "capitalist tendencies over talent" American market - no one else has been able to pull it off, since Kim K... I'm not a big fan of her and her ilks(reality TV makes me sick) - but I can't deny what she has been able to achieve...

At the end of the day, not everyone is going to become an IVY league educated and articulate first lady of the most powerful country in the world - I rate hustlers who know how to make a $1 out of 50c...

Would I wife up a Kim K? Hell no..

Does she deserve to be respected for who she's? Hell yeah!!

Each to their own..

Biz sense she may have, but do you shower plaudits on a drug dealer or child trafficker who has 'biz sense' to make money off it? No one should be respected for selling sex!

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Why don't some of the liars keep it real. Many of the liars know damn well they will step over Michelle to get Kim because their dick will do the talking and not their BRAIN.

Kim is a cute dummy and Michelle looks good to be 40 plus. Let see how Kim looks when she is Michelle's age.

Black skin definitely do not crack. [/quote][quote author=Mrs..Chima]Why don't some of the liars keep it real. Many of the liars know damn well they will step over Michelle to get Kim because their dick will do the talking and not their BRAIN.

Kim is a cute dummy and Michelle looks good to be 40 plus. Let see how Kim looks when she is Michelle's age.

Black skin definitely do not crack. [/quote]Not every guy is controlled by his willy--or allows his willy to control him. I for one am not

A number of you are missing the point. Kim K represents all that is wrong with d modern view of the quintessential successful woman. Youre comparing d American first lady, Ivy league graduate, distinguished lawyer and *faithful home-making wife* to a vain *sex symbol*, *serial monogamist*; and human object to gratify men's lust and promote dissatisfaction with their wives because they don't look like d glamorous bimbo on TV, who rose to fame--or infamy by making a sex tape? What happened to our traditional value and d almost clichey rant abt d dignity of a woman and evils of objectifying women--or "Ashewo na Ashewo no matter what you drive"?
Comparing KK to Cosy Orjiakor would have made sense not to Michelle Obama!!

If you say this within earshot of the pregnant girl, there'll b an abortion, no doubt! (((ABORTIONIST GBAGAUN)))

simdam500: dis is gud, i've been readin d previous comment, not until i got to ur post, i bursted into laughter. Dey cant keep silent o

I *bursted* into tears at your grammar too

Bursted ko, punctured ni! Shame on your English teacher

Who did Cain and Abel marry? Maybe twas Eve? You tell me! Moral standards are ever fluid and context dependent... My maxim: Do as thou wilt.

PS: I most likely won't b involved with my cousin but I won't judge you if you do otherwise

And with your kind of grammar, if I was your gf, I'd cheat on you!!

Variety is the spice of life. The more, the merrier

Cutest thing I told a girl : hey I just met you, and this is crazy buh here's some mouthwash, use it maybe...it must have be so pleasantly surprising because she neva spoke to me agen

[b][/b]It's called a look-alike or a doppleganger, not a CARBON copy

Crap! All of that would make sense IF she actually loves you in the first place. If she doesn't like you, even a dozen roses and a life time symphony won't get you far

cindyrella: Check inside your anus ewu!

you and d Emepuss who's apparently kissing your butt are definitely candidates for the nobel prize in stupidity. Bozo!

Emekuuss: see it.................. Mumuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ok. Takes a mumu to identify a fellow mumu. Im still a protege compared to you, in the school of idiocy

Febian60: @elari... Mahn I criously wish more guys can be lyk u. My master,the man who thought me art,and mentor had dis kinda situation when he was young. He nd his gf were arguing nd he did juz wat u did. The nxt tin was a slap from his girl,he then warned her nt 2 do dat again. Up nxt was anoda slap from her. Mahn he gave her d beatin.g of her lyf. Wen she found out he wasn't stoppi.ng pretended 2 faint. He den woke her up nd apologised. She left nd didn't cum 4 weeks. He had 2 beg her 2 cum bk nd she as well apologise. Afta 18 yrs datin.g they r nw married. Elari call her bk nd talk 2 her,u are a good mahn nd a model 4 guys. Ur reason 4 nt hittin.g her is tangible. I applaud u. Dnt mind d rest who wuld turn 2 violence. I'll ask u 4 advice on relationships my broda. Kuddos.

She didn't precipitate, I need to precipitate, We are about to precipitate-- little wonder we have flooding probs in Naija.

Febian60: @elari... Mahn I criously wish more guys can be lyk u. My master,the man who thought me art,and mentor had dis kinda situation when he was young. He nd his gf were arguing nd he did juz wat u did. The nxt tin was a slap from his girl,he then warned her nt 2 do dat again. Up nxt was anoda slap from her. Mahn he gave her d beatin.g of her lyf. Wen she found out he wasn't stoppi.ng pretended 2 faint. He den woke her up nd apologised. She left nd didn't cum 4 weeks. He had 2 beg her 2 cum bk nd she as well apologise. Afta 18 yrs datin.g they r nw married. Elari call her bk nd talk 2 her,u are a good mahn nd a model 4 guys. Ur reason 4 nt hittin.g her is tangible. I applaud u. Dnt mind d rest who wuld turn 2 violence. I'll ask u 4 advice on relationships my broda. Kuddos.

She didn't precipitate, I need to precipitate, We are about to precipitate-- little wonder we have flooding probs in Naija.

Wheres the joke?

I'm anti-hitting women too, and I wouldn't do sth that would make a girl--or guy hit me but nowadays there seems to be on d rise, a gum-chewing, saucy, cocky movement of gals who think slapping guys is the new cool...why wud yu slap sb in d 1st place? If they say sth nasty 2, you, why not say sth nastier? In fact woe betides d bitch who slaps me cuz she'll receive a double dose of her medicine

Rabid zealots, congenital cut-throat, blood-thirsty fanatics aided by their belief, perhaps legit (nobody really knows whats written in the Kuran), that they're doing it in service of 'God'.

Damn right she is! If she really IS in the Descartes sense