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kmcutez:
Seems the Ooni is impotent. He should try and lose weight and see if that helps.

POLYGAMY:
HOW CAN ANY REASONABLE HUMAN BEING GIVE HIS LIFE TO A FELLOW HUMAN

CHRISTIAN LOGIC: WORSHIP CREATION INSTEAD OF CREATOR

ojun50:
Most ministry's no Sabi there work that is why this country dey the way he dey

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/desperate-opposition-politicians-out-to-run-down-buharis-achievements-minister/

Danremmy:
Good afternoon,


Few weeks ago, I started seeing pus on my penis when i go to urinate, sometimes i feel pains when peeing and i pee frequently, but the pains stopped after using ampiclox beecham and anti biotic drugs prescribed to me at a pharmacy, but the pus hasnt stopped showing.

So this morning, while in toilet trying to pee, i noticed it was only blood coming out. i have peed four times today already but i am seeing just blood instead of the normal urine, even the pus is still not gone

Please help me, i need advise. both herbal and medical medications. i guess its gonnorhea, or if u have an advise of what it is, please share with solution.

please no bashing, its just my girlfriend and i.
i don't do adultery

viyon02:
So her mum can come for omugo abi? If you don't want thunder fire you, don't allow her mum too to come for omugo period.

lalasticlala:
Wolf Mimii shares a story of how her mother was attacked by Uber driver and how Uber handled the case by deleting her account.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1472191840657055751.html

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXmYZnTj-SJ/?utm_medium=copy_link

ULiTv:
#Breaking: ���� ������� �� ������ JOINS HIS ANCESTORS ... survived by 60 wives

DR SIMON ODO OKORO a renowned Native doctor, also referred ( KING OF SATAN ) died early hour today ..
The only man with about 60 Wives and over 300 children from Aji Enugu Ezike in Igbo Eze North LGA of Enugu State
The modern history in Enugu Ezike Oba will never forget you..
REST in PEACE the Legenry Eze Ekensu.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vAUbOn-FXE

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6895656/simon-odo-king-satan-dies

Vinnie2000:
Naija Comedian IgoSave once said..
'Boys when dey Answer Solo (Solomon) can dey Mumu for Girl ehn'..

In my Office, I discussed this with my Guy Solomon and surprisingly, he said 'Oboy, na True o. Girls dey use Brain for me most Times'..

So Are some Names associated with some Specific traits?


Here's a Cool List!
*Ruth = Uptight
*Agatha= Aggressive and Hater of men
*Mercy= Dark complexioned and not Fine.
*Esther= Manipulative and never gives her Boyfriend P***y!
*Jessica= Fcukks her friend/Sister's Boyfriend! :-
*Maria= Gives headache alot..
*Favour= Has lots of Guy Friends and keeps all Confused!
*Queen= A Cheerful giver..
*Loveth = Also a Giver.
*Anita= A very 'Good' Girl.
*Sandra= Does not do her Agemates! Goes on Outside runs
*Faith= Does her Sh*t silently!
*Emmanuella= Sticks to one Boyfriend!
*Rachel= A loyal Girlfriend/Wife Material.


Men
*Peter= Churchy but Likes woman ehn!
*Paul = Stocky n Always ready for Gbasgbos!
*Raymond= Smooth Liar!
*Gideon= Has Big muscles and Hates girls!
*Darlington= Likes Towtow ehn!
*Samuel= struggles in Academics!
*Kelvin= knows to follow Woman for Yanch!
And
*Seun = Always intelligent but forms ITK!

So Check the Names out! Are the bearers how I described them?

ijustdey:
https://dailytrust.com/wike-sacks-commissioner-for-hosting-programme-without-permission

Baawaa:
Doyin Okupe is stupid to put mouth,papa Adeboye is not saying anything.

KiNg0G:
I didn't know it was hard to pray, untill I was given microphone today unexpectedly.

I wouldn't say I disgraced myself, but bro you supposed know how that kind thing dey be.

Elders are there, deacons and deaconess are there ever ready to be called at any giving opportunity, na me when sit down my own jejely for congregation dey look time...na pastor see call.

The full church was just observing as the usher was bringing the mic to where I stood.

I fumbled, even my voice for the speaker echo, the way my voice sounded in the speaker, some people Burst laugh.

Where I want start from,

My buddie that came with me to the church.(guy man just smiling sheepishly)

I just had to coordinate myself a little, I kept it short and simple.

Well, na small thing dey disgrace person.

A young man like myself go come dey fool myself say I nor sabi pray.. thank jah for how it played out.
It wasn't really that bad... he's not supposed to Take me unaware.

Because it was just as if the pastor get me for mind before.

Ever since have been attending that church it's elders, deacons, evangelist he normally calls to give closing prayer... and I know he normally informs them down.

As for my pastor am thinking about having a chat with him, I really didn't like it.

He can't just take me unaware like that.
if he wanted me to pray the closing prayer, he should. Have sent the usher with a piece of note to come inform me.
That would have been better, not calling me unexpectedly.

isaiah4life:
Ritualist hiding under the umbrella of the church, just to redicule the name of the lord and Christians.

Don't get carried away, they are still myriad of good and beautiful Christians in church. Don't let the media meals stops you from church.


I am unapologetically a Christian.

temiregiddy:
Report them to whoever is in charge, and don’t ever use any loan platform that is not verified. I will recommend you start building your credit score with fair money so you can be getting big loans next year

hefexzy:
Sylvester Omoroni was a victim of bully in his school Dowen college, which resulted to him losing his life after sustaining internal injuries from the bully. His family had went ahead to employ the service of Mr Femi Falana, a Lawyer.

On December 9 during a space Kemi Olunloyo hosted on twitter, the renowned self acclaimed journalist said 12 years old Sylvester was willing to join cult, agreed to be beating and also accepted to drink engine oil.

Kemi also went ahead to say he willingly told the guys initiating him that he has seen his sisters unclothedness. She also compared boarding school to Big Brother Naija.

Ever since she made that statement, she is been dragged on all social platform. Some people called her demented, some called her callous, some said she has been paid to say that, other people called her an insensitive mother.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysh7V7MCXeQ

Aonkuuse:
Source: https://salemreporters.com/husband-david-fiase-seeks-divorce-over-alleged-beating-by-wife-sharon-aondona-daboh/

obembet:
I will remove the passport, glue the slippers back. Carry am go give the person.

Psoul:
Drop a prayer point

Psoul:
Can you answer this?

lalasticlala:
Dormitory Mate Of Sylvester Oromoni Reveals How He Was Tortured By Senior Students:

"Hello tamara

Sly got beat up on Saturday 27th of November by the boys that was named and the ring leader was Favor, Aslem and Micheal is more of a follower.

I was in the room the day they came in
Sly was on his bed and we were just talking and playing in our hostel room as usual after we clean. At about evening time the senior boys came in and senior Favor switched of the light they were holding their belt with them
They were not 5 but 6 senior boys but I don't know who exactly was part of the beating but I know senior Edwin was there for sure.

They beat him up and he fell from his bunk and after they were done they called us back to the room and aslem said the school rules piss him off and if we snitch the way sly did them would do even worse to us. Sly was still on the ground and favor kicked his head again before they left.

In the morning on Sunday sly was on his bed and he complained that he couldn't walk so the senior called us to their room and said if we snitch they would know and that if they ask us what is wrong we should say he played football.

The dorm master knew there was a beating that occurred so I don't understand why they are lying on the internet that he wasn't aware.

Even the following morning sly went to the sick bay and it was obvious he was beaten and because no football can break bones and moreover that week we didn't have or play football or sport activities.

I tried to explain to the principal what happened but they keep shutting us up and saying he was playing football even before sly uncle came to pick him up me and me and my friend told our dorm master mr amed what really happened but they didn't want to listen to us
I can't sleep so I decided to speak the truth everything sly said before he died were the truth.

We didn't know he was dead till we were sent home and picked by our parents
They told us he was getting withdraw from the school

This is not the first case that has happen in Dowen they always hid and cover it up the junior student are not always protected by the teachers or principal if we report annoymously they would make us suffer for reporting."

Newsmic:
https://igberetvnews.com/1407955/photos-video-late-sylvester-oromonis-12th-posthumous-birthday/

CrownOfClay724:
Lol.

Even DSS here is doing the same thing they are accusing the man of.

---

Yeye country.

benjackugo:
Don Davis: Deeper Life School Principal, Other Accused Persons Remanded In Prison Custody

Principal of the Deeper Life High School where a student identified as Don Davis was allegedly molested and abused, has been remanded in prison custody alongside 4 others, IgbereTV reports.

Months ago, Don Davis' mother, Deborah Okezie called out management of the school via a Facebook live video. She narrated how her son went to the boarding school as a chubby boy and allegedly returned home almost a skeleton as a result of alleged sexual abuse and other ill treatments allegedly meted on him by some of the school's senior students and staff.

Giving an update on the case, Deborah said the school principal, vice principal, house masters and others were remanded in prison custody by a court. She also revealed that the judge ruled that the 2 accused minors will be tried in a Juvenile family Court, while the remaining 5 accused persons will be tried in an open Court.

She wrote on Facebook;


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=705407940425427&id=100028686823727

seyz91:
i no understand

More like bragging

JackDaAlienz:
It started on Wednesday when I woke up around 3 am to make video call with my babe in Houston Texas after we had some argument on me cheating.
While I was waiting for her to pick up the call,I could hear my neighbor
kaboshing and speaking in tongues praying around that 3 am.
No issue, so I still call my babe again. She no pick.
I just lay back to bed, while my neighbor was still singing worship songs and praying fire fire.

I then woke up around 3:50 am my neighbor still kaboshing and i check my phone and saw my babe whatsap missed calls.
I call her she pick up first thing she cone dey para for me say which girl i dey sleep with we I no wan pick her calls. I wan talk she still dey yarn rubbish till the point u come vex. Out of anger I come shout
"What is wrong with you!!!
Why are you disturbing my life this early morning.
She replied that she know I'm with someone there. And I shout again
You be Witchhhh, You dey Monitor me
Thunder fire you there!!

I cut the call and didn't know my neighbor she heard me shouting and thought I was responding to her fire fire prayers.
Next thing I hear is this my neighbor singing in praises saying God has identified my enemies.
God has exposed them, holy ghost fire is tormenting him right now. Father expose all of them.
I feel like she is referring to me shouting at my girl thinking I was shouting because of her prayers.
Now my landlord on thursday evening told me that the woman is accusing me of being a ritualist that her prayers are affecting me at night. I explained everything to him but he still look at me one kind

My broda, how do I clear my name and save image from this kind of mess before she start spreading rumors around the street that I'm a Yahoo plus ritualist

Foreverdope:
A woman named Cristal is currently trending on TikTok after she shared photos of the horrifying injuries her boyfriend inflicted on her.

Cristal is trending because the video she shared showed how her “caring and attentive” boyfriend named Jordan turned into an abuser and inflicted horrific injuries on her.

When the ‘going was good’ in their relationship, Cristal spoke about how much he’s changed her life and how talented and smart he is.

However, on November 24, an altercation occurred and he beat her up, leaving her with a bleeding nose and swollen eye.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUn-gepI1sI

Biodun556:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lidxQzAnCXY
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2021/11/30/in-most-bestial-horrific-manner-ipob-beheads-cannibalises-two-police-officers/

BadRadio:
Ideally I check my status every 3 months and also do desame before a new relationship, I also compel my partner to do desame before we engage sex, which of course is usually done responsibly with the use of protection.

Do you know your current HIV status?

When was the last time you checked?

Numerouno94:
Lamentation chapter 1:1

KingEverest:
They were warned about an invasion

neduwealth:
—- We’ll soon get killers – Police


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/11/bizarre-church-cleaner-hacked-to-death-corpse-dumped-in-front-of-church-in-ondo/amp/

ForeThinker:
Exactly you beat the confessions out of them