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HammedOlanaija:
Don't tell him to shut up it's the truth
Click this link and see
https://www.nairaland.com/5860962/testimony-opera-news-hub-scam

Yes they're scammer. I take back my word.

HammedOlanaija:
Don't tell him to shut up it's the truth
Click this link and see
https://www.nairaland.com/5860962/testimony-opera-news-hub-scam

Yeah I take back my word..

CAPSLOCKED:
THE TRAGEDY HERE IS THAT MANY ADULTS STILL BELIEVE THESE THINGS TODAY.

Some still do oo. I met some ladies here in akure.


If you close them... It's a taboo. If you pet them on there head it's evil... And me love to touch ladies head..

IAmRoot:
Seconded

Groot

tosinntoyin:
Dear all,

I really need an advice. I currently work with one of the Nigerian banks. My monthly take home is about 450k and quite good. My major problem right now is that I have just been transferred from a Branch at one end of Lagos to another end of Lagos. All efforts to convince my boss to deploy me to a closer branch has proved abortive.

Going to work daily right now is a very difficult especially during this raining season and covid 19th period. I spend roughly 3-4 hours on the road when going to work and back home.

I am currently raising my kids on my own right now and dont know how I would manage when school resumes. Before now I drop them off on my way to work in the morning and my friend picks them up to her house in the afternoon till I get back.

I currently have a savings of 2million and would love to start a biz( I dont know what kind) as am comptemplating resigning and start a biz instead so that I can have time for my kids and not die due to stress

Please i really need advice for you all.

Madam! don't tell you don't know what business to start with 2M. You should seek advice from professional. Because, here on NL many with greedy eye will trick you.


2: You spend just 3-4 hours on the road and you complaining. Lwkmd. Go and ask people from ikorodu, agege and the likes. You better get used to it.

3: Don't tell it's because of this stress you want to quit a 450k monthly Job...

4: Don't quit your job, because most businesses fold within the first two years. Work and do the business together .

5: Alternative, since business will take more cash like Rental, advert, staffs, software's, promotion, incentive and many more. Why not split the cash. Invest 1M on something else and start your business with 1M. Just incase. Remember the two eggs quote.

6: about your kids get a slibing to babysit your kids. Pay them well. They will do a good job..

adonainana:
Hmm all I see here in marble tiles on the floor, white colour satin paint ( the most expensive ) and POP induced spot light ceiling

I think real estate investors are getting away with a lot of things oooo in this Nigeria

Like a lot of people are cashing in on the location to determine the price of a building as opposed to the actual price of the building

So for instance this building Davido is shouting up and down in now if it was built with exactly the same materials somewhere in ibafo would probably be worth 10 million maximum depending on the number of rooms

But since it’s on the island it’s worth 8,000 percent more, like same material used in building it, same cement, same labour �����, same POP cement ceiling, same lighting same

Perhaps the land may have been very expensive in banana island but trust the house once completed would just because it’s on the island worth way mor more

Some real estate developers are cashing in big big time, so in essence they are not cashing in on the actual building appreciating, they are cashing in on the location of where the actual building and people desire to do whatever it take to live there

I have supervised many house buildings in this my life, I have never seen anything like what is happening on the island in Lagos and in the ikoyi environs

Hmmm true talk..

simbolak:
Affordable UK used laptops up for pickup

Spec and price?

jeff1993:
I remember when I was in Ss3 ... I had this beautiful class mate of mine called Uchechi ...she was a very funny and lively girl and she was a Witness.

One fateful day she had an accident on her way to write NECO exam .... She lost a lot of blood and was the hospital requested for blood transfusion but the parents refused ... Everyday we went to the hospital we literally watched our classmate tether on the brink of death just because of a stupid manmade ideology.

Our principal had to involve social service authorities from the local govt and when they intervened, they took over the case and called the senior brother who was in another state to come and donate blood since the parents were adamant.

That was how Uchechi's life was saved but the unity of their family was never saved because she quitted the church when she went to Uni and her parents kind of partially disowned her.

That is what we call cold murder. If not for help she would have died

spyglaxx:
Its pure spiritual oppression . While i was still experiencing it i decided to test if it is a being beside it or just normal biological experience. One day when i wanted to sleep i put an object on my neck and covered it with cloth. Later i fell into a semi conscious state and felt somebody using leg to check out what was on my neck.

Why did you put an object on your neck?

If you break up with him will you die? Reason why I don't believe ladies story is because, they fabricate words. You wouldn't tell us the good he did for you or why so much inlove with a misogynist. Unless you profiting big time from him.

I'm sure his the money clothing you and also filling your pocket with cash. Yeah! If you independent, and you got your own side hustle. He wouldn't order you around like a maid. You would have long call of the relationship. Because you can take care of yourself.

In your case it's reverse. Leech ladies everywhere.

Tell your friend to just buy rdp. I don’t really know why people aren’t using that. It cost just $5 per month. Buy it, download whatever u want to download for free browse tire. Who the heck stil buys al this nonsense bundle. Only thin u need is internet connection to login to your rdp from ur pc

Please tell me more about this. How to buy it, install it, compatibility, subscription and more.

Eulalia:
What a gory sight. ..

How did he manage to do this to him without the brother putting up any form of resistance?

He was by surprise.

[quote author=Goldenboy333 post=90032306][/quote]Just play along. No emotion

So you two didn't break up and she got married. Ok... She front remember you until her husband died. Hmm

2: She got kids?

3: Have you two had a sexual intimacy before?

4: Are you sure she really love you? or she just need a guy to fill up that void space in her heart.

5:; just don't fall in love use your head make she no go Bleep you up again.

6: Does she know you still schooling?

7: How old is she?

Ebenezer2O2O:
are you okay at all

Wtf is wrong with you?

Must you two date? See the problem with you ladies is yah just naturally confuse. If a guy likes you.. The moment he See's you, he'll be unease until he gets you. Once he ask you out 1,2,3 times and you say NO. that fire and vibes will just perish. If you like show him Black light, Pink light his no longer interested.


Me the max I can ask a girl out is twice. It's rare for me to ask you out more than twice.


So madam , If you can't openly tell him you still like him and wish you two would date..Just forget it... Ego kill you there.

NeeKlaus:
Guy, that girl needed your sperm. And the surest way to get it was by not using condom. Then when she saw you wouldn't agree, she felt she will get it from the condom.

She just needed you to ejaculate. You are lucky.

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need my sperm for what

Nawa.. Have never had experience, and will not have. I remember one time I had S*xual intimacy with a childhood friend. b4 I bang her that day. She almost cried because i insist on Using a CD. I asked why. she said she doesn't like condom and she's deeply attracted to me.. Immediately, my Dickson dropped dead.


naso I stand up wear my trouser tell her say "Babe I no do again oo".. Girl way I never see for like 6 month I'll come do raw... never. She cried and promise me heaven and earth that she's clean. This same girl I don't trust her movement...


I insist I wasn't no longer interested. Dickson is dead... Before she later agree on CD. I swear she try oo. Nigga no response. I had to calm my self before Jerry became a Bob cat..



After the Ha*dCo*e bang. I had too do some body hand workout on her. She was just crying and laffing like the Joker.

She later question me why I didn't Cum during the S*x... She was disappointed that I didn't cum.. I was like na by force to come.. This girl quarrel me for not cuming oo. She was damn serious. it got to a point i question her if she go any intention with my cum....


I made you come doesn't mean I'll cum.. Till this date I still don't understand why she was disappointed because I didn't cum

OgogoroFreak:
No condoms in an hotel?

lol I tire

rosy1992:
I don't understand.

nawa .she likes you as friends not f*ck mate

rosy1992:
Some ladies are something else.

how many times would it take you to say yes?

Dfynboi:
wtf,4to 6 times??when u re nt d daughter of queen elizbeth,if i try wooing u once nd u turn me down we re done

One done do

KingZaddy:
Shut the fvck up

lol na her type dey make guys run...

Kylekent59:
One day this new one you are dating now would come with her friends, you would go for one of them...and the cycle continues till you contract disease.

You come to Nairaland to air your dirty laundries.

Sarap Talk R*bbish

Millenniumlady:
You fvcked up big time sometimes we ladies love it when you woo us like 4/6times before we'll give in better tell the new girl that you where
already in a relationship before she came go back to her friend for peace to rain

Who has that time.. 4/6 divide 6 by 2.. = 4 that's if I ask 4 girls 2wice.. at most one would say yes. so why waste my time asking a girl out 6 times? Abegi

Yaguyda:
I don't understand what you mean. Please rephrase.

read again

Yaguyda:
I don't understand what you mean. Please rephrase.

read am

Yaguyda:
There is this girl I like. But I just want to fuçk her. She has a boyfriend but she hasn't fuçked him yet. I want to be the one to disvirgin her. We started talking recently but this lockdown created distance between us...she is in another state. We still talk over the phone and text at night.

She never told me she had a boyfriend until I saw one guy flaunt her pictures on his social media and use love emoji. I know I shouldn't have asked but I asked if she had a boyfriend and she said yes. She doesn't flaunt his pictures though. You won't even know she is in a relationship from her social media.

But we still talk sexual matters although it's me talking more, but she listens. She likes to form good girl sometimes and she is usually hesitant to talk about her sexual desires. She told me she was a virgin and I've told her I find her attractive. I even make sexual comments about her body and she giggles.

Recently she told me she is attracted to me but she doesn't have romantic feelings for me. I don't know what she means by this. How should I proceed. I fit fuçk this girl so?

Real niggas in the house abeg give me better advice.

it means she likes you not the point of fuckin

LinLinGentle:
Not a tale bro. This is my life right now, I swear! I am in a very messy situation and cannot reveal my identity cos a lot of people we know are on nairaland.

Is your wife a Yoruba woman?