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Lol. Sorry bro.. It's real painful.. Lemme ask you some questions I hope you answer.

1: which age do you fall into? 23-29, 30-35, 35-40

2: Your woman Which tribe she's from? And what age does she fall into according to question no 1

3: You have this feeling that your D*ck is small.. Is it upto 6-7inch?

4: Relating to Question 2, Do you only just Boom Boom Ciao? I mean just have sex without deep fall play..

Each question will help me and other understand the unsolved concept of a woman sexual mindset. Kindly, give me an answer to each question..

shortgun:
Breakup with her...you will never satisfy her.
Nothing you do will work....all penis enlargement is scam.
Women can't be pleased.
You have it big they complain, you hv it small problem.
Don't waste your money n time.
Next time stay away from any girl that has a wide mouth, they always have wide pussies.
The wider the mouth the wider the pussy.
Take this advice from an elder in the game and live long.

Lwkmd.. Wide mouth result to wide punna. Bro

Sedonxavi:
But I t thought Jesus Christ is God. Who will dare kill him

Go and read your Bible don't ask me.

'Jesus Christ of Nazareth' . Watch passion of Christ..

Liliantalks:
I went on a date with this guy to the mall , we wanted to watch a movie but wasn’t time , so we entered shoprite , been A while I entered shoprite so I saw a lot of things I liked that I don’t see often , omo I picked n picked n picked , the guy paid almost 30k for everything, we still watched the movie, he even still gave me transport, the next day I felt really bad , cause he actually told me he didn’t expect to spend that much , so I asked for his account number n sent him 10k . I had a wonderful day , but felt guilty the next , we still talk very Well

All this greedy girls. The guy is a f**l He should have told you this is what and what I need. If you put way above my pocket. You'll pay...

Hey mate, I do know your woman you do. So I can't just judge her.

Am surprise you still haven't master her body language. Even after staying with her for months. Read her signs, through body language and word of mouth. If a woman doesn't like you. No matter how much she tries to hide it. You will know if you very observance.

Some woman find it hard to express themselves orally. When they're with men who doesn't respect there opinion it becomes more difficult.


Sometimes physiology and playful teasing helps to unlock a woman dirty mood and darkSide. Even me till today i still find it difficult to fully understand a woman thought and body language. E no easy... Them no dey sabi woman finish.


There are reasons why she's doing it.. My own opinion's.

1: She wants you to marry her. Preventing you from having sex with her is an old method in which some unexposed ladies use to tie a man..
The most annoying thing is these women are not virgins.

Once you wed her she will unmask her real self on bed . to me it's nonsense. Because you might have unknowingly, wed p*rnst*rs like mini stallion, Sarah banks, oya guys complete the list.

The truth is a man who would stay with you, would stay..


2: She doesn't enjoy sex. It could be she's suffering from Female Sexual Dysfunction (FSD) Low libido, painful sex, etc

3: She's hiding something from you.. Check her medical history.

4: You boring at $ex.. Sorry mate you could be the type of guy that just touch her for 2 minutes next thing . booom, boom, Ciao. Cum... And you off to your daily business. Check your self my friend.. Explore her body, Read it like a map.. Biko am not a pro ooo..

5: She's secretly getting the D* from a guy called D*ckson..

6: She's not emotionally and sexually attracted to me sorry you. .. Base on my own experience. If a woman is sexually attracted you. She can't hide it no matter how hard she tries to hide it.. Unlike men who are Agent Smith's and thanos

7: You don't respect her opinion, you've stopped playing with her, teasing, complementing her. Etc... So you two are just lodge mate now .

8: Hope you didn't use money to get this girl?
Because you go cry at the end..

9: Biko don't PM me or whine me.. It's just common sense and research.

LeRabbite:
What I want guys to understand is that sex diminishes in long term relationships, most especially marriage.

Having said that, you are no obligation to continue any relationship as long as your needs are being ignored. You should have a minimum set of requirements for any relationship of yours to exist and/or continue, and as soon as you see that those requirement aren’t being met, you should have no problems/guilt moving on mercilessly.

Mr. Funkmrflexxx, let me tell you, your girlfriend is not fûcking you because she does not want to fûck you. This means that she’s getting it elsewhere. And you know what else, she’s either in love with the other side or seriously she’s notionally invested in him and their relationship.

Bin that broad now. Ask her to leave your house. Tell her your mum wants to come visit or something she cannot argue with. Once gone, she must never come back into your house, ever again.

If I tell you the disgusting places I’ve fûcked people’s wives and girlfriends, you will understand what I’m saying.

Drop that broad now and get a babe willing to fûck the shît outta your brains.

Naso bro.. Biko gist me make i learn work

vikkimimi:
You see your life,
she cooks
clean and
a good wife material
somebody's daughter o, someone's precious child, you've turned her into a slave, and now you're claiming she's depriving you of sex, are you kidding me! What makes you think you're entitled to her body for you to feel like you own her.....
what have you done for her Mr?

Anty why you dey talk like this? Are you sure you read what the ops wrote? Nawa for you oo. Na your type dey worst.

DonMarveloz:
I have this female friend I have a crush on and she knows I really like her but as usual she is playing hard to get. Her birthday is coming up soon so I plan to surprise her with something very nice that will blow her mind away. My budget is not more than 50k so please I need gift ideas that will burst her brains.

50k for female crush... My God.. If She say yes kio, you will spend your startup capital...


Better ask her out once and for all. If she's still forming hard to get... Free her.. 50k for crush birthday... Chai.. May the Lord have mercy on you.

Why am I even wasting my time. You will still spend the 50k on her... Later she will turn you to mugu.. Be acting movies [ My crush 1&2] while the pretty mike is Extracting the gold mine of her pkekus

piamily:
Okay. There’s thing guy I met one time last year. So he came up bold and said he was interested in a relationship. He didn’t even waste time. I was impressed . Normally I was supposed to dish out my “naija shakara girls style” you know, but I didn’t . After some days I agreed to date him.

I found out he’s easy going so I decided to give in and be mutual with the love and attraction etc. as soon as I got interested, he withdrew.

I noticed it . I don’t understand why a man will do this. Was he not interested? And does he expect the woman to hate him.

I see some men complain about ladies being hard to get and now a lady didn’t play that much hard yet the man withdrew a bit. Still don’t get men sometimes sha

Just give him time. I think his Not really sure if you serious or playing around with him. If it's me I'll do the same. Because, you ladies are unpredictable.

HazardMan:
Frankicent

What?

Onego:
I know your type

OK

MedicH:
He said everything u need is in Google and YouTube and u still come under to ask how u will make money. How do u guys breathe?

Through your Pa nose

Veefierce:
See I find it hard to believe that a good looking guy , with a good business will be single , ,, except u r very stingy ,, but u r an Igbo guy so I doubt , so u so single that u had to cm on nairaland ? except u want attention, even if I wanna send u a message, u r gonna be having a lot of attention from many women. So I am gonna move on .

You don't want competitors but you want man to flock around you. You go old.

Ussycool:
Disvirgin keh!
Big mumu sef, she told her frnd that it was dangerous for us to have sex in da bush.
She no know say konji na bastard.

Na why I no like these small girls. They're so inexperienced. Any little issue they will put the blame on your head

Onego:
na you go spend pass

See this one. Come carry the money way dey pocket

Bro pele ooo.. Na no go learn..

Always follow the rule... My own rules

1: If she's a good girl with an almost perfect attitude. Get her pregnant or marry her ASAP

2: Never spend what you can't afford to lose on a woman... If you can afford 5k give her and forget it. If you spend more than your pocket. Because you claim to love her on your own oo.

3: Never ever ever pay for a lady school fee or send her money for rent or stuff like that. Let someone else do it. Am not asking you to be stingy.. Spend wisely.

4: If you lose a good girl, apologize and promise her you'll here to stay. If she doesn't response. Send her a text or call. If she still didn't response. Ignore her and move on... You've should her you indeed sorry. No turn mumu for love.

5:Never risk your career or business for love

6: Never tell woman the truth. The truth should be 20% out of 100%. Am not saying you should live a fake life... Be sincere sometimes and watch her mood. If she's not comfortable with the truth.. Continue liein. Women don't like truth.

7: Don't have one girl in your life... Ladies of now aday f*ck up a lot.

8: Ask God to give you a better woman

9: Family first over everything

10: Always be prepared so that when f*cked hit you. You will stand up smile and walk away without turning back.

11. Run physiologically test on woman. Most will fail this test.

12.

gamapoy539:
This is the mathematical representation of your foolishness sir.

180,000 which is about $500 which would have paid for my servers for 16 good months which would've gotten me 32 freshly monetized youtube accounts which i would've sold for 120k each and would've made N3.8 million. bros why?

Bro tell me how to make this online cash

maxinvile:
She was no longer interested in the relationship after I have fixed her in a Federal Government Job in Nigeria penultimate to our introduction. I will pencil down the story one day in this forum for people to learn from the sardonic experience.

You can start now. It wouldn't take you an hour

camsyross:
Wasted my time for good 7 months all in the name of relationship. Only for him to tell me one day that it was over between us after banging me for 7 months, the worst part of it he even blocked me on social media. Nero Ogun go kill u anyway u dey !!!!!

Talk Rubb*sh as if you didn't bang him too.

Ussycool:
Back in the university days. I was accompanied her back to hostel and we have issue with security men in the entrance gate, and they didn't allowed us in. As a staylite, i know one backyard road to the hostel. Sharply, she agree to follow that bushy road. In the middle of road we started good night kiss that leads to hot sex without even protection.

Nemesis
The following day, i wake up and saw her sms telling me it's over between us. Like play, she avoid me till i graduate. I beg tired and nothing like green light o.
I love that girl die, I swear.

The girl na mumu. Probably a small girl. Mr I wouldn't beg o

You disV her?

anthonychiyem:
For me I buy bitcoin at low price and sell bitcoin with over 2.5% above market price.

You go teach me?

Lol 350 naira. Good luck getting someone to pay.

coronavirus19:
You get am bro. Something sexual has
happened but not so deep.

Yes na. But she no go talk..

coronavirus19:
Lol, I had similar experience with a girl like that recently, almost like ur story except the fact that I don't have any dark experience. After she told me she has a boyfriend, that was the last time we ever spoke or chatted since this lockdown. Me don japa already for her matter

Naso dem dey do.. The problem Is at one point something sexual would have happened btw you too.. All these girls dey confuse.

plasgidy:
I went to one of my customers house to collect money he was owing me on getting there I knocked on the door no response but light was on the room I say let me look through the window as I look like I saw the man nacking the baby akpako continues banging. Chai I was surprised cos of the time.

Which one be baby akpako?

munas:
The more you listen to the voice and do whatever you are told,the more it will come

Lol ok

munas:
You have a prophetic gift...Try and harness it.
Attend a bible believing church....learn how to pray....listen to the voice always and do not doubt

Prophetic gift? The voice rarely comes

amiskurie:
Maybe you were a dog in your past life

Lwkmd ode

akaahs:
Op, U may be right though my experience is from two girls. One, her mother was representing their constituency in the National Assembly. This girl is simple from head to toe, the way she talked to everyone working in their house, the way she treats me without any subjugation. The girl is just good to everyone she comes in contact with. Sadly, we aren't together now but she always wish.
The second one, her dad is into oil and gas business. I meet her around their residence in villa. So humble too but into drugs which I was able to her get out of it. She demand, appreciate my effort no matter how little it is. She cheerful giver but sadly, she died last year from stomach complications.

Chai howfr bro, how you dey take meet them?

Excel70:
Yo stay away from sins especially fornication

Why?