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jericco1:
I have but she wanted us to get married, I was in 200level and she was in 400level then.. but I couldn't babe wanted to wait for me I told her no, she was 6 or 7 years older than me. But I am happy she got married last March


PS: babe was so disciplined, you cannot misbehave in her front because she's not ready for any nonsense.. I did learn a lot from her though.

Because of your ego you lost a well behaved woman whose ready to wait... Smh..

Lovelyn451:
Heheheeey...but I thought that's what you Efulefus like..shebi u want a woman to pay the bills like oyibo pipo? What are u complaining for again? Just donate ur sperm to her, stay at home and do the chores while she make the money, but don't u ever open ur efulefu mouth to ask her for respect or talk abt submission when responsible men are talking...tchew

Lol why you dey vex? . Your mentality is premative jawe... So because she spend for me and does some things women like you wouldn't do. That means she wouldn't be submission. And according, to your low IQ it automatically makes the guy lazy and less ambitious... Abeg continue following your mugus.

paulolee:
yes n it was bad n wasnt funi...bk den in p.h..was a commissioner daughter..met her in an eatery n she cleared our bills and was happy that i caught a big fish when i visited and saw her family settings and building...generally it wasnt dt nice because she was a junkie and a sex freak...talk abt mixing our food and drinks with trams n viagras so we last longer...it was after one night dt we did marathon and i was still strong which isnt possible and unlike me dt i asked her and she confessed dt it was drugs n she gat it recorded...was mad with her and left her place, deleted her number and blocked all her contacts...have to leave eleme bcoz of her visit and was tired of hiding...gat run for my life before bea go turn me to IndecentStar and i begin see my sex videos for pornhub or naijaleaks

Yeye na wetin make you run... Coward

Wiifesnatcher:
yea

my first Blackberry Bold 5 a lady working in Skye bank then bought it for me when I was in 200 level. her family were rich, someone that travel to Miami and Texas for summer whenever she's on leave. I asked why she's working instead of business, she said she needed to gained some experience as her dad is going into banking industry. I lose her then because I dey form lover boy then, she want me to go into marriage but I wasn't mentally ready plus I was in a serious date then even though I lost the relationship


some people have the money you need to restructure your life, if you don't feel inferior, y'all dine with them


I have dated big ladies very well and it get to a stage that I won't even look your side if you're not financially OK. I don suffer In my life, I can't dine with poor people like myself again abeg

We gather don suffer. How you take dey catch dem?

You bleeped because you not street wise in that level. Na men for street go reorientate you.


Bro Jami si

kayspark27:
My ex was a big girl, dated her for 4years but it turned her mother wasn’t in support of the relationship because I’m friends with her cousin and they have a family rift where they don’t talk to each other. The 4years was fun and because of that we still maintained our friendship and the mother doesn’t care anymore after finding out I and her cousin are no longer close friends like before but the damage has already been done. She was everything a man could ever wish for,loyal,friendly, lively and honest. Though then I wasn’t working a good job but i tried my best and she over tried for me sef. She spends more when we go out, buys gifts for me. Romantic. Damn and she couldn’t date any guy till date. Sometimes mother’s spoil the joy of their kids because of their selfish attitudes and interests.
Then i dated another big girl for like 4months. She doesn’t demand and does her things herself and she’s loyal and friendly but acts like a big sister sometimes lol. She always try to push me to do better too. She’s older with a year but she doesn’t see that as an issue, i had to break up with her because I didn’t really love her and instead of playing with her feelings. I had to let her go.

How do you catch them?

Dreyton36:
I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garage up with full swag to go serve rice
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland life tire me
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too dear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt

How did you Bleep up and how much was the cash when you covert it?

lukui:
One of my uncles dated one like that. I was still in pry sch then but could still remember. She was very classy, rich and egoistic. Nevertheless we all still loved her. My uncle broke her heart and didn't later marry her. And we abused and rebuked him for doing that. But she too was later happily married. Up till now we are still good friends with her.

Many women don't even date for sex, d!ck or fxxking sake, they just want the guys attention. My uncle is the type, all sorts of women flock around him. Up till now in my street, if I am passing ma y of them, though they have now married with kids, they will still be asking "how is brother so so so" I will reply them and be wondering, so you still miss this man?

Your uncle I pray I never lose a woman like that. Cause most are selfish...

fineboynl:
If you have dated a big girl before you will easily relate with this. Big girls is my term of the opposite of a big boy and not oloshos or Gold-diggers.

Here are my experience. I have dated a girl that has so many girls she called her children. she help them alot, like securing a job from her contact and as well as writing the application letters herself for them and arranging the cv.

She called me always and never flashed and it's calls that runs into hours per day. I will even get tired and tried cutting the calls to discharge her.

I and some of my friend dated girls of this trait. It's not that they have so much money but they have a niche for themselves. They do anty to your younger ones or girls around by taking them out or buying them stuff. Your family developed a feeling that this girl doesn't want anything from you.

They will never allow you spend any money on them, they come to your house with cab. They will never follow you to a gathering where your friends spend money only on drinks and foods. And if it happens by accident they will pass the money to you to at least pay some of the bills.
She doesn't like going out while others pay for her drinks.

They never collect transport or any money from you.

Never seen such in my 20+ years on earth. I hope I mean one sha.

Anigreat:
I went to all night programme getting there it was bored, i didn't feel as if i was in the presence of God, so i decided to returned back to the house. The time was about 2a.m . Since the church wasn't far from my house so i leave without any iota of fear in me.

As i was heading back to the house , my touch pointed at something, i didn't get the clearer picture of it, so i pointed at the the spot again. Gosh! what i saw was terrifying. Imagining you seeing a child of about two years old at such an odd hour of the night. i summoned up courage and walked to the spot the boy was standing, i thought maybe there was an adult close by, but i noticed there was nobody there. I was terribly frightened, goosebumps appears allover my body.

I pointed the touch at the boy's face, what happened give me the shocker of my life.

He hissed loudly

And a boy of that age to speak my local dialet, fluently was another shocker.

He said, you're lucky, i came to observe today, i didn't come to kill. After he said that, he walked away and entered one bush track i believe he came out from there.

Oh my! i stood there for almost 5minutes , i was so heavy, it seems the whole world has fallen on me. I regret leaving the church at such an hour.

It was so scary that anytime i remember that scenario, I'm always scared even up till now.

Though i reported the incident to my parents, my dad start telling stories about that very spot, and caution me very well never to try that again.

Demons exist, it's not a myth. let's becareful brothers and sisters. God will keep on protecting us.

Nawa.. Bush baby.. It maybe because you went to church. If not na story

James4bright:
Mine was I was in a dark room with my senior brother, we were a whole lot younger then. And it was just the two of us at home.

So my uncle horned with his car because he needed someone to come out and open the gate for him.

My senior bro left me in the dark room all by myself lying on the bed. I wasn't really bothered, but immediately he left, I could feel someone's hand on the bed trying to touch me, I had to slide to the extreme with so much fright, I was praying asf. But the hand won't just stop hitting the bed. You know that moment when you are lying down, and someone hits the bed and you know someone did, because you could feel it and at the same time hear it.

Then my uncle car drove in and the car light shone through the passage, and the light reflected in my room, now I could see clearly but didn't see anything, I ran out with utmost speed. Though, my mom died early, so I felt maybe there was a connection.

I told my senior bro, he told me I should stop staying in a dark room, I should have left with him. Till date everyone in my family doesn't sleep without flashlight, but me I keep my phone close each time I sleep when there isn't electricity. Not because of that incident though, just an advise my dad always give, because of the experiences he has had, growing up in the east back then, "never sleep without a flashlight".

I've got more tales to tell sha, if you wanna know let me know. Lol

Tell me.

Joeeasy:
I swear man! Once in awhile, I do have this super real dreams or should I call it hallucinations or out of body experience?

You know that feeling when you're asleep but fully aware of your environment? Yes, I experience this once in a while.

The first time I experienced this was in 2018 then I was sleeping alone in a very big office which was demarcated into subspaces. I choose this particular space because it has AC and rugs. While I was asleep, I heard someone talking, yes I felt the presence of someone around. The person then opened the door and walked to my head area(I usually sleep backing the door because I love facing the AC). He was so close to my head area and this experience was super real that I could barely tell if it's a dream. But the moment I gather the momentum to get up, everything just dissolves.

I also had another experience like this while I was living in an Airbnb apartment but the most recent one that happens today made me start giving thoughts to it because of the reoccurrence.
Then I stumbled on this post.

I'm currently in a new apartment I rented less than a month ago but I've gotten this trance-like experience twice, first one was with the groceries I bought from spar before the lockdown, I think I was just tired that day I left them in my kitchen inside the polybag, but something was playing with it(wasn't a rat, wasn't roaches) but the moment I decided I want to get up, it just stops.

Today's own, shit I can't remember anymore(will edit once I do) but I felt the presence of something or someone it felt like I was been starred at.

I don't interpret it as anything yet, but what puzzles me is the reoccurrence of this experience and fact that it felt so real that even inside the experience I'll question whether it's a dream.

Do you pray? Better see a pastor . this on aren't normal

ceeroh:
Back then in school, the first house I stayed was a 2 storey building. I lived on the second floor.

Few weeks after I moved in, I wanted to go and ease myself in the middle of the night. Came out of my room..As I was passing by the staircase that leads to the first floor, I saw some ladies plaiting hair on the staircase, they were gisting and laughing. I just assumed they were housemates since I was new and wasn't familiar with everyone that lived there. I greeted them and passed, they didn't respond.

On my way back to the room, I saw them again, they were quiet.

Following morning, I asked someone who lives on my floor why ladies would be making their hair on the staircase at past 1am. He said he would go downstairs and ask. I gave him the description of the ladies I saw. Later in the day, he came to tell me there were no such girls downstairs, I argued with him endlessly. So he asked me to follow him downstairs to check out the ladies.... Lo and Behold, none of the 'women' fit the description of what I saw. Though I was still skeptical and still hoped I would see those ladies. I did not see anything ooo..

Since that day ehn, once day don dark.... I don shapaly enter my room!!

You get spiritual eye. You should have chatted with them.. Lol

JentuPrinz:
Lol...Gal wey i don chop taya

I hail you o

[quote author=JentuPrinz post=89365654]Wetin i wan do again..I just comot ni.But some years later,wen i hear say she don get admission for my skul,i checked my contact lists and i still gat her digit,naso i start her parol again.[/quot




If na me I go look up for good. You fit no see that cunt chop

JentuPrinz:
I invited a gal to av lunch..after lunch,we went to a hotel to book short time.When we enter d room,i went to freshen up.Naso i talk say make i begin work,next tin she said she's on her period.I was like simi see trouble,after paying for d room,she no talk and she saw me wen i was paying.Abi wetin dis gal dey think?Shey she think say i booked room to sleep abi wetin.Some girls ehn..

Wetin come sup?

Weebo:
I can't find it anymore but it's from reddit xD

Find it biko

Where did you get this? Link

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

Naija girl?

EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

Chai 1000 ways to die... How punna go smell that poisonous

Having a conversation with an 18 yr old girl freak the hell out of me. This guy don f*ck up.

ijaw1stson:
yes o... Most undergraduates don't understand the true world out there.

Well, I'm not doing bad, just one or two side hustles. Thanks alot

I wish you best of luck bro. Don't worry you'll get a job really soon. Remember my word

Jimbadly:
Girls with sweet voice are usually very ugly. All those female radio presenters with sexy voice are extremely unattractive in real life.

Speaking from experience.

Nawa

Lol.. It sound easy for you. Do you know that most guys will never ever tell a woman there problem? Do you?


Because most women are can't handle issue.. If he tells you his having academic issue, financial issue, mental issue and so on.. You no go japa ni?

Abeg it's best he doesn't tell you anything.

ijaw1stson:
yes bro. Same with so many young graduates out there, even here on NL. If they don't tell u, you won't even know

Chai nawa... The thing is most undergraduate don't want to hear the truth.. So how you coping now?

ijaw1stson:
It doesn't. At least in Nigeria. I have 2 masters degrees. However, I proceeded to do my PhD as I couldn't get a job.

Are you for real?

luminouz:
African types are brown? The ones on natgeowild are always very black.

That one is called cape Buffalo. The hunter can't kill this because it will kill it first. And they never forget a face

gloniks:
Hello, Happy New Year and New Month

pls I now have the pandoro fruit after resuming back to school and for the first time noticing the tree in my area pls how do I use it with Ori amo is it the fruit or leaves and if it's the fruit after pounding it will become watery (I guess) how do I mix it.......... how do I go about it

pls I am a female so how do I use it

Hoping for your reply

Thanks

So you have small breast..

Nlanda:
1). Will be 33 by NOV

She turned 26 last 2months


2) I am Kogi she’s Delta


3). I haven’t really measured it though


4) all I know is that I’m trying my best ...

I kiss a lot though

Kiss a lot... Bro leave kiss and get down with your mouth or finger.

2: 26? All these young girls still want to have wild fun. You too nice

3: Go and measure it.

ProfDview1:
What is this one saying? Is 6 or 7 inches a small dick?

A girl told me it's small. I was surprised

Ndeoma:
That's the same thing that's been going through my mind. This set of people called women can be manipulative. I will just shun her straight and try out other ladies. I think its better that way than to allow her hold me ransom. Thanks bro

Am telling you bro... Free her except she want to flirt with you.. Flirt with her and woo other ladies make you no lose

xendra:
She wants to check if you are a better option.

Afterall she is engaged not married, So......

A lady that's engage haba

Ndeoma:
See bro am not the one going after her again. After she told me she is engaged I immediately withdrew myself but the situation here now is that she is the one coming for me. I don't even look at her face in church but one way or the other she will try to come around me. She watches my every move in church just in case I want to try out another lady in church. Most times when am smiling and chatting with my phone you'd clearly see this frown on her face. I've been observing this trend for a while now.

And you know once you love someone, definitely you'd fell like trying your luck once again to see whether their is a chance something could be established between you both. That's the state of dilemma I am in now. And also the lady too fine bro.

I value your advice bro and I will try to restrain myself from her at all cost. Funny enough I don't even call her on phone.

Bro, bro, broooo. Calm down I know how love feel.. It's difficult letting out on love... You just have to smart to make wise choice. Since she told you she's engaged it's not your fault. Even though she's joking. Over move on.. Don't because of her stop chatting with other ladies.

Because you will later regret .. Trust me.. No matter how close she comes. Keep searching for other ladies and ask others out. She's having a wonderful time at home with her fiance. While, you go home sober, single and no lady to comfort you.. Bro move on .. If she like she should remold her face with anger... It's none of your biz.


Incase she comes around tell her you can't continue because she's engaged and you might get really close to her and you don't want that because it's addicting and such attention could destroy her relationship. That you don't want..

Bros flow with other ladies, or you'll later regret you didn't. She's getting D* from her fiance.


She's using you bro.. Don't be her puppet.