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I don't know ooo.... Why get pregnant at 1st? Did she forget to take postpill? Flesh to flesh is sweet funny enough I have tried flesh to flesh b4... Maybe am just been caution

I fear STDs pass anything....

Deseo:
My tiny waist, academic performance, sports and my great singing voice.

Hmmm lemme see the waist and hear the voice ASAP

hardbody:
I was the smallest and i think the youngest too....

That meant the teachers liked me and quite a number of the older students hated me

I was either not strong or i was plain scared so the big girls used to beat me up...

.....Until my dad registered my brother and i to learn taekwondo first and later judo.

I became popular and later notorious for fighting other people's causes and screwing up bullies.

Chai you still practice it?

folakemigeh:
I bought a bra, infact it was a push up bra and i realised the day I wore it, all eyes were staring at my boobs, i became so uncomfortable with unpleasant comments by both married men and single guys, that day i couldn't breathe.... Ikeja city mall 2015

that's you got a big boobs or the push wasn't your size.. Lemme see your boobs for investigation


Shey this is pushup bra abi?

Ay04z:
Clickbank don't accept Nigerian.

Yeah there's a way I can help you create foreign click bank account. You dont need vpn....a + you'll get a USA bank account that will work with it... It's not free bro.. If you interested pm me... No be free ooo

Heartmender1:
What even hurt me most wasn't because of the damage to the car or cause she brought two friends along with her for shopping and started showing off by ordering for bigger things beyond my expectations but the look on those old women that felt from d bike
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I didn't understand the language they were saying but it seems like cu*rse so i just keep begging cus i don't know why they faced me and started shouting when i wasn't the one who drove .

Bros I can bet my dixk she doesn't love you.. I swear down. Here are my reasons

1: it's hard for her to say sorry... Gals are emotional being. You don't expect me to see a gal crying on the road and expect me to say sorry. Cause I don't know her and I don't give a Bleep about her . Had it she was my friend, sister or gf.. Trust me the emotional being will emerged outta me. After I say sorry caring for her. Then I can now ask why she's crying. Bros imagine your self now.

2: She came with her friends they even start ordering expensive products. Them don see mumu trust me after the shopping they will discuss your matter calling you names.

3: You scared of her wtf why should a guy fear his gf... Jeez

4: Am sure you can go extreme to please her.... Am sure you've already gone extreme. Bros just break up and someone else...

Heartmender1:
What even hurt me most wasn't because of the damage to the car or cause she brought two friends along with her for shopping and started showing off by ordering for bigger things beyond my expectations but the look on those old women that felt from d bike
.
I didn't understand the language they were saying but it seems like cu*rse so i just keep begging cus i don't know why they faced me and started shouting when i wasn't the one who drove .

Bros I can bet my dixk she doesn't love you.. I swear down. Here are my reasons

1: it's hard for her to say sorry... G

lekahm:
Before wearing your clothes!

Dust it thrice and say: All Praise is for God who has clothed me with this garment and provided it for me, with no power nor might from myself.

Why?

Adebowale89:
And would that replace your lost sense, what's a point here? if she follow Chris brown, will that a shorten or reduce a lifespan


na someone like u dey commit suicide if your used gf break up with u. as for me Lady is the less important thing in my life right now but chioma is a classic girl because he's dating obvious demon is an inferiority taken too far

Lol na tru why fight over 1 gal an guy way try am na fool... Me can't do it either.

Adebowale89:
a girl broke ass guys must ve spoilt the vissy is davido worth of millions won't be nacking? you people won't cease to amaze me



guess na everything una dey brag on, Igbo Amaka. your girl dey submit herself for a boy that had two kids from two different ladies and u said Igbo girls are classic? except there is another meaning for classics

Hmmm

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I can bet my school fee that your baby mama or your current babe will see davido and forget you for life.

manneger2:
Davido fit neva fu_k this babe sef,
Igbo's are classic.....this is the type of wife I want

Ahahh lol naso David mumu reach.

Kyllahmc:
cat meat is damn too delicious! taste more like dog meat but better.
one thing I have come to realize is that the animals people don't eat are more delicious than the one's they eat... trust me, I have eaten almost every animal that exist in Nigeria...
I believe anything alive is edible including us. i would chose cannibalism over starving to death any day, though chimpanzee is the closest I have come to eating a human.

Nawa oooo... Killer not surprise to know you've tasted human meat

Promxy94:
Its been a year since I joined this domain business, did everything Mr Iyke taught Me from his book I bought, registered the domains he sent for me over 3, which I picked 3, which cost me over 19500 to register as of last year march. Uptill now no single sales and the domains will soon expire....
I count my losses....
The domains are
Lubbockpower.com
Fredcarpetinstallation.com
Floorcaretech.com..
Still none is sold despite my listings and outbound mails yet no show....

And there expiration is near.... Don't think am ready to renew this again

Woow sorry bro... I wouldn't advice you to renew this domains cause they got no catchy keywords. I remember someone found an expired domains somewhere place them here for interesting buyers. I waited for like a week the Domains where still available.
I became interested in owning one of the domain name
which is "CreateHologram.com" Why? Cause an @expertix suggest the domain would sell really soon.. It might maybe later in future. Cause a pro on name pros told me it's future tech domain... Might


Immediately without full research I bought this domain... Recently am a big fan of namepros you really need to check it out. I got chatty with experts there including a pro who sold 1 domain for $13k . He told me straight the domain wouldn't sell... It might sell in few years time. For now it would. Cause it's not the keyword top companies needed "Hologram" is a rich keyword but "Create" Killed it ... He told me no top company will use the word Create cause it's just to plain... He even Gave me instant's and $1M advice which I"ll save to read later in future.... @Expertix apologize for mentioning your name. Am just trying to let him know. Anyone who suggest him [anyone here] to buy a domain for instant sells. Do your research and contact pros in Domaining biz. You'll find them online... No one is perfect.

Take a look at your domains

Lubbockpower.com
Fredcarpetinstallation.com
Floorcaretech.com..

Imagine you own a multimillion $$ carpet company would you buy fredcarpetinstallation.com? Be sincere with yourself.
Too long and no keywords. Beside how much you pay for someone to research a domain that will sell @ $200 min and you paid less than 10k for tutorial... Bros if it's me I wouldn't. Iyke even try for you.

You can't build a mansion with 10 bags of cement.

Or Lubbockpower.com I believe this wouldn't sell.. Cause of the name no keywords... Bros do your own personal research before you buy domain. It hurt when you invest money without getting returns don't want for someone to spoonfeed you...

Sincerely been following this trends for years now haven't sold 1 domain cause am always buying the wrong domains. With the help of pros soon I believe I will sell my own domains and drop testimony here @iykepromotions thanks for the gift.

FisifunKododada:
I really do not find Igbo women beautiful - they are too hairy for my liking. I know some Yoruba guys find them attractive but not me. There are two types of women I find attractive in Nigeria - Yoruba gals from Ogun state/North Oyo and light skinned Kanuri women from Borno/Yobe.

Please don't quote me with rubbish - I don't wanna fight anybody tonight.

Werey see as he quote them as if you can take care of any.. If you see dwarf no marry you hear.

I don't get it... Why wave to a deadly terrorist insurgent group? This guys has claim over 5k lives... Had it been it was in the united states or any 1st world countries.. Does book guys are gooners... N.A lack poor Intel, poor high grade tech to combat this terrorist group.

If to say na USA special forces service... They would have been there an hour earlier just to bombard them.. So as them dey wave like say na bubu pass.


Anyway if you wanna to make money with altcoin airdrop pm me ASAP for details. It's free guys.. Oya pm me... Only those who are ready to make money... Don't want impatience boko guys. Cause you barely investment nothing



. Subsidy or not, buhari or not, recession or not... I must make better money this year... Don't have time to wait for government to provide me with cash...

You wouldn't believe how much he claim to have earned. See my Savage reply to this scammer.

Some guys think mugu still exist. .. I no they exist just doesn't work for most Nigerian's again . Most especially this bubu regime choi...

I must have dropped my private email address somewhere on the internet. I guess desperately, looking for a MMO method..
I checked my email today only for me to see a weird message for a someone claiming Whitey.... I guess his African lemme not call him a Nigerian. Cause scammers exist everywhere. Might be a white guy for real.

I almost choked off with laughter this dude claims to have earn over 2000 btc not 2k worth of btc... I mean 2000 bitcoin. He desperately, want to sell his magic software to me for $300+ ... lwkmd... I believe when he reads my reply he will just waka and go bomb else where.... No be only him sabi bomb.
Pardon my typo not my fault na autocorrect oo.... Someone can't enjoy his phone again without auto correction doing it's worst. Its anoutrageous violation of policy..
cc lalasticala come and see ooo

BecaciaBarbie:
Oh no, I'm not whining him...some graduates can't...

OK oo..

Emmysteve:
Almost a similar experience with me right now. In fact mine is worst. If you were in my shoes you probably wouldn't be living by now.

Tell me story jawe

BecaciaBarbie:
Just secondary school certificate and you can type and construct a good sentence...please just further your education and drop that uniform. Really, not everyone is destined to be a fighter...do it now before it is too late.

Nawa see whining even a secondary school student can write that.... Smh

expertix:
You are not new in domaining now what question do you have ok I will pm you, I have left this thread for sometime now but I will always come back here now for up dating and in furtherance of domaining in Nigeria but It may be different from that of the iykepromotion because I will be talking on sales from place to place and also about crypto trends

Hmmm ok

chloedogie:
If you know the definition of wealth, your mode of talking will change man. What if I told you that a son of a former minister here in this Abuja used to fly weekends to watch Arsenal FC play for like 2-3 years and come back the same day on a private jet. This is not a news it is what I know. If he sleeps over, he must have gone clubbing(which he prefers to do in Nigeria). He must come back after the match. And they are telling you another person flew Germany to Nigeria for sunday services you are making noise. I met with a Nigerian sometimes ago at The Potter's House in Dallas( Bishop TD Jakes Church ) who used to attend Sunday services flying Nig to Houston every weekend. I pray your story changes one day amen.

TD Jakes said, one of the things he discovered about rich people is that when they sit to discuss business and deals, they argue, slam the desk and curse each other but when it is 12.00 clock mid-day, one will look at another and say ''James, it is 12 let us go for lunch''. Just after hot words and everything they move on. He said big people don't think small. But the small people just look for unproductive arguments and debates. May God liberate us all.

Lemme claim this prayer for my self.. Amen

Money ehn... Old men with no beard.... Now beardgang.

When you have money your beard will locate you.. davido is a living witness... As for wizzy own... Don't know what to say.

Me beardless.. When the money start flow... Beardgang.

fubbyy:
A girl came to your house and you want to make a move, how do you do it? Do you just all of a sudden start touching her or what

Help me please, many girls have come and gone just like that

Lolz just tell her. " baby I want your totoro" she go give you ASAP.

I don't understand what you saying.. Wait you went to her place luckily for you she's hot I.e she need sex.. And you controlled yourself to a ho called you on phone just to come Bleep her... Omg..

My mood right now... You just lose her to the cold hands of a bad guy... Forget it bro ...in psquare voice..." the game is over"


When a gal needs sex and you turn her off by rejecting her.... It's over bro.... Kindly gimme her number. Abeg since you no get prick.

I don't understand what you saying.. Wait you went to her place luckily for you she's hot I.e she need sex.. And you controlled yourself cause you a Christian... Chai
A gal who called you on phone just to come Bleep her... Omg..

My mood right now... You just lose her to the cold hands of a bad guy... Forget it bro ...in psquare voice..." the game is over"


When a gal needs sex and you turn her off by rejecting her.... It's over bro.... Kindly gimme her number. Abeg since you no get prick.

mrvitalis:
Lol

First of all nlng pay well but eleme petro chemicals pay higher

But honestly the big boys in the oil industry are not the permanent safe but the contract staffs

If you are an engineer get yourself IWE certificate tho expensive or you can go for CWEngr but are of same class but CWEngr is Way cheap n way more difficult

As a welding engineer you can earn anything between 800,000( who go even pay you that I doubt) to over $2k a day on a good contract

What about computer science grads/ student which certificate can I get?

okerekeikpo:
Both of them are yahoo plus and ritualists, pray to god to open ur spiritual eyes

You god didn't open your eye and tell you when you'll die or make your own money ni.

it's all cause of this man. .

Hmmm nawa oo quite interesting real life telenovela. seriously are you so dumb? how can iyou make blood covenant with a lady.... A girl once ask me to make blood covenant with her. I refuse today now she's a bitvh...

The truth is there is more to that blood covenant you two made.

Blood is life when it's leak someone dies... So the girl is deceiving herself. If the only solution was death she will die..
You can't break a covenant yourself. Cause it attached supernatural and supreme forces like demons. Na only strong pastor go fit break am oo..

Wait you Gave her your heart and soul. Chineke... You a fool you loved her with your useless heart now she's fuckin another dick... Kill yourself ..

Mtcweeeeee abegi jawe... That all. She just want favor from somebody in the family so it will be easy to get her hooked back with your bro.

If it's the other way she's probably a bitch.. Make I go read another post.
Bye

Modified: don't be surprise when she start asking of your brother..

ClumsyFlimsy:
Same here I am a strong fellow but I always run away from fight despite I train a lot.

Make I no go kill person by mistake

Shey boxing?

guente02:
NYSC sef.
That's how one corper babe like dat won't give me chop, she'd come to my side and chill, cook and clean sef. I'll make d move but it just stops after the kiss as she won't yield to penetration and all that. So exhausting. Make pop come abeg lemme fvck outta here.

Continue she will fall.