Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 4:01am On Aug 24, 2018 |
gen2lpat: Hello,
Please I'd like to know the rate for transactions done from Payoneer to naira bank account. I recently discovered I can't make withdrawals to dorm account and can only make withdrawals to my naira account. If you have done this before, please share your rate. Thank you. Each withdrawal limit using your payoneer Atm card is NGN 20,000 and with a charge of NGN 2,000 from payoneer. I mean when withdrawing from Nigeria Atm through your payoneer card. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 5:02pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
Buying reviews may not lead to conversion. Don't waste your cash that much. One review will do. However, you'll still have your $4 in the fiverr account. |
Business › Re: You Can Open your UAE verify Paypal Account as Nigerian Free Without VPN by FunnyDude(op): 2:59pm On Aug 23, 2018 |
tonyawo: @FunnyDude & Gentlevin,
I own a business which i registered with CAC since 2014. I have all my business documents intact as provided by the commission. I read through your post and decided to open a Paypal business account as specified in your post.
On the first page of the website (https://www.paypal.com/ae/webapps/mpp/home) i click on the link 'Open a Business account' and was taken to the next page. On this page, i was asked 'if United Arab Emirates is not where your business is registered, please choose the correct country below' and i choose Nigeria. I click on Select and Continue button.
At this point i noticed that the internet address browser changed from https://www.paypal.com/ae/...TO https://www.paypal.com/ng/....
Please note change from ae to ng. I decided to temporarily stop and seek further advised.
My question/concern is:
1. Does it mean that the system automatically identify my location and possible might get into trouble in the future? 2. Do i choose UAE as where my business is located?
What do i do? Many thanks and you guys are doing a great job. 1. No, because as a business man your location will change due to travelling, hence paypal will assume same.
2. Yes |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 9:09am On Aug 23, 2018 |
generationz: oh jeez I knew it was beyond the nagging.
is she a drop out or a jambite?
you should man up and let her go. the longer she stays the more the heartbreak will be harder for her. Thanks I'll do. I blamed myself though, because I'm the one that calls for trouble at first, now I'm freaking tired. What an irony of life. Some guys are praying to have this babe, but here I am. As you rightly said, the more it lingers the heartbreak becomes painful. I'll spill the beans soon. Thanks everyone. |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 8:56am On Aug 23, 2018 |
generationz: lol it should be o since it was very easy to do all the styles in just a few weeks with her.
In my previous relationship, I was just like this girl. I had so many toasters but when I met that guy he was the first person ( male and female) that understood me inside out ,( my personality type isn't very common so I just got used to people misunderstanding my words and actions ). So we just clicked like that . No too much toasting at all . I was just like this Lady. ( well I don't know to what extent she is irritating) . I was always calling and texting to ask him questions about himself .I became like a detective. He began to complain that that attitude will make no guy stay. He was sometimes harsh and it was very painful that I even blocked him ( no sex was involved ) . he textedbme to please unblock him. whenever we spoke on it he would end with I understand and advice me to tone it down. I did of course. He was a very mature person.
the problem here was naturally I'm a very independent person . I can stay all by myself for days without needing people around me just lost in a book or in my thoughts. even I was surprised at my clinginess. but it was just normal he was my first boyfriend, and the first person I will ever open up my heart and the walls guarding it too.
for some people like me ( maybe your girl is like that ) when you meet someone who really understands you , you tend to like them and want to know everything about them. Its just the excitement it will die down soon
if you talk to her about it in a harsh way and threaten to break up with her she is likely to change.
most of you here complain about being with a lady who only wants your money now you have met someone who genuinely likes you and you want to throw her away ... you men are confused for a girl to talk about other guys who like her the way she did my dear she is smitten. In life we don't value what we have on a platter of gold.
I have a question , do you like her? answer me sincerely She's not a graduate like me. I don't like her personality because she's not my spec. Things just happened within this short period of time. |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 1:08am On Aug 23, 2018 |
generationz: it seems this is beyond her insecurity .you obviously don't like her. maybe because you didn't put any efforts into wooing her this is what we call "see finish"
Try telling her that her actions are irritating you and you would break up with her
but seriously why is it so difficult for you to just tell her ' hey babe I don't think this relationship. can work ' .why bring this to nairaland? It's not easy saying that sentence as a guy. Bringing this to Nairaland was because I'm short of ideas. |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 8:37pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 8:36pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
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Business › Re: Need Business Idea with 300k start up! by FunnyDude(m): 8:11pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
Ifylicious: The guy is a liar. I have sold in nysc camp and you wouldn't make that high profit. First of they have about 10 pple selling snacks, 20 people selling 20 people selling indomine. You dont make that much profit. Ibhavevsold twice and stopped. The stress was even too much. Some things are highly regulated there. Don't mind him, just quoting figures. He think we are gullible. |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 5:59pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
stars2018: Okay bro, stylishly reduce the way u call her, & if she calls ignore her calls at times, give excuses like you are so busy & out of town & till the relationship die a natural death.... That way she won't blame you or be too emotional with it..... Bcus if u tell her straight up say u no want again, my brother na trouble u dey find o  Maybe I'll do this. Thanks though |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 5:57pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
rychard: You could easily have made your point without the sex part?.. Doesn't matter who fucker who, at the end you still lost more.
You've had spent more on every meet up, you'll expend more energy during the sex, she enjoys it more, you'd have spent more productive time (remember the sex is done when she wants, so she must have planned her schedule, but you'll have to shift yours),
You lost I lost agreed. What is the way forward, I'll appreciate your view. |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 5:53pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
adetoroamos: tell her when she wanna visit you that you are not around and stop checking on her too, she will understand body language and dont ever and ever tell her that you are not interested in her anymore okay This girl didn't want to know my body language oo In fact, she came today unexpectedly without calling, because I refused picking her call. The bad deed still happen yet again. Maybe I'll abscond from my abode for the main time, stop picking her call too. |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 4:33pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
obawinner: You did not plan the end in mind when going to such relationship.
When you consulted p0rnhub, we are not aware, na now eye clear.
All the very best Advice me, deed has being done already. |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 3:56pm On Aug 22, 2018*. Modified: 4:32pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
dingbang: do you want her to forget you or not? Forget me Ashawo brothers are very stern. Those guys ehn |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 3:51pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
adetoroamos: Give her no out, tell that person to use formats invite her then u r free She just like me. One soldier dey always disturb her from another state. According to her, the soldier hasn't saw her before they met on FB. But this man keeps sending her goodies till date. She has guys on her neck begging for her number I just freestyle toast her, gave her d normal initial guys caring and loving .. Na him she trip. I just want to part ways peacefully. Your advice is highly appreciated please. C |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 3:44pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
stars2018: Badt guy, u don chop wan clean mouth,...... Anyway back to the matter, sit her down & talk some sense into her, tell her the things she does that u don't like. Nothing like talk sense here sir. I want part ways with this babe. Advice please |
Romance › Re: How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 3:43pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
dingbang: Post her number on the ashewo thread in sexuality section...
She won't call your line again..
Thank me later.  If I vex i fit do am oo. But she's not Ashawo type of babe ; she want marriage though |
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 3:09pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
Hello everyone |
Romance › How Can I Part Ways With This Babe, Advice Needed! by FunnyDude(op): 3:05pm On Aug 22, 2018 |
Hello all,
I met this insecure babe about a week ago. Sincerely we have had all the sex style in this world couple of times. She has a problem of insecurity and I'm tired of her policing within this few days. I want to part ways with her peaceful without hurting her emotions. I can't roll with such lady.
How can I break up with this girl peacefully ?
She's all over me.
Please suggestion. I trust Romancelanders that's why I bring this issue here. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 9:49am On Aug 22, 2018 |
Grupo: Let's discuss guys!
Am I the only that has been experiencing improved earnings even amidst all the outcry about low sales?
This year, my earnings has been getting better and better. What is your secret for the improved earnings? |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 7:52am On Aug 22, 2018 |
appsdope: Ask for his Naija acct. That your Mike no dey use Naija acct. He might not even be earning that much with buyers from fiverr. Some of them dey run fb ads. Yes, they do. Why do u think people hide user names? Maxwell Omada did $12k on fiverr with Naija acct because he was offering guest posting services on engadget and Washington Post. Even American writers no get acct for these two websites that's why he was able to make so much. One order Na $500.
As of last year people dey sell fiverr courses up and down.. Screenshots were all over.. People were making it big on fiverr. Do you still see screenshots? No! Verification humbled Nigerian freelancers. The thing working for people now is building a portfolio and getting clients off FB. One of my FB friends, a Nigerian company paid him 1.5m to write content for their web pages. He did an excellent job and they tipped him 200k. I'm just exposing so much on here but you have to learn how it works. They will not tell you how it works for them because they don't want people to spoil their methods. Stanley Imosili earns more than $5k on upwork with a Naija acct because he is a published writer with lots of books on Kindle.. If you want to make good money writing, get off fiverr. Create a website with your writing samples or even use about.me. Use Craigslist, Problogger and FB to get clients. Go to all these FB groups like niche hacks and affiliate marketing ninjas and post your services. People will ask for published samples, send them to your about.me page and tell them your rates. If you're a copywriter, use JVZOO, click bank groups and Amazon FBA groups to get jobs.
A lot of people lie about what works for them so that you won't earn more than them.. No Naija freelancer will show you his/her acct. They don't do that. You have to build a part for yourself. When I started on fiverr in 2016, I bought courses but nothing was working until I did research and created my own acct. Very few people are like Bukky who will just share everything with you. If you keep listening to them you won't make it. Join FB groups like Freelancing cash secrets, smart money empire and Fiverr marketing forum. People share tips daily. Don't just focus on freelancing, try your hands on drop shipping and mini importation. Join Ken Ndubisi's Agency group on FB. That guy only runs FB adverts for companies but he makes a lot. Make we stop here. You making a lot of sense. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 3:38am On Aug 22, 2018 |
appsdope: Do you know that Nigerian Accts are getting banned right after uploading National ID and voters card? Fiverr dey only accept International passport for Nigerians. Even for foreign accts, guys are doing the verification for 50k. They will get a white lady to do it for you or you can meet a girl on hi5 or tagged and honestly tell to help you. Some dey ask PayPal funds others dey do am free. All these people earning $15k on fiverr, is it Naija acct? I know a Naija guy that does not earn less than $7k a month but he's using a foreign acct. He's into white paper writing. When these mega ICO's want to launch they won't contact Nigerians to do their white paper Na foreigners. I also know some others in resume writing. All these things Na foreign acct. Naija can give you $1k-$4k but not more.Even the $4k self u go work tire. Same thing applies to upwork. Bro I beg to disagree with you on this. Many Nigerians are earning well. For example, Mike Ezoronye is a Nigerian copywriter on Fiverr who secure a contract of $7k+ on Fiverr date back as at 2015. This guy earns averagely 13k+ monthly on Fiverr. I also knew of a lady like that on Upwork who has premium clients, she earns way above 9k+ too. Search on Upwork tab about Nigerians freelancer and check their earnings too you'll be surprised. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 5:25pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
Appleyard: My friend, don't ever make the mistake of using a foreign account. Although it did favor some people, Fiverr now have a way of checking accounts. Some Nigeria ln sellers were closed down recently since they could not upload an ID card requested by fiverr. They knew people are using VPN and foreign numbers, so they are increasingly taking measures to checkmate that.
Nigeria accounts sells, and nobody give a dime if you are black or green. What they want from you is your quality and being competitive.
I joined fiverr last year February and I have made a good amount from it, with over 129 ratings, not to mention the ones that weren't rated. You don't have to tell lies about where you come from to make it on fiverr. You don't even need to buy reviews to start selling.
First, offer cheap, then raise the price later on. Patience is the key. Be patience and that breakthrough will come sooner than you think. I agree with you. We don't need cutting corners to make it in life. There's what we called predestination, if you're destined to make it on Fiverr it will happen naturally. Even with your Nigerian flag. If you're not destined. Go get the whole reviews and videos, same results will occur. I only believe in giving your best to achieve greater result. A Case study: Mrphysics can tell you how he started. He waited for good 3 months before his miracle happened, and ever since he has been soaring higher with grace. When others are afraid of verification and so on. He got no worry about that. Why? He didn't fake it from the start. Same logic applies to other aspect of our lives. So, I totally agree with you my brother. God bless our hustle as Nigerian youth. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 5:22pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
Appleyard: My friend, don't ever make the mistake of using a foreign account. Although it did favor some people, Fiverr now have a way of checking accounts. Some Nigeria ln sellers were closed down recently since they could not upload an ID card requested by fiverr. They knew people are using VPN and foreign numbers, so they are increasingly taking measures to checkmate that.
Nigeria accounts sells, and nobody give a dime if you are black or green. What they want from you is your quality and being competitive.
I joined fiverr last year February and I have made a good amount from it, with over 129 ratings, not to mention the ones that weren't rated. You don't have to tell lies about where you come from to make it on fiverr. You don't even need to buy reviews to start selling.
First, offer cheap, then raise the price later on. Patience is the key. Be patience and that breakthrough will come sooner than you think. True talk. Nothing beat honesty in life. It might be tough at first but you'll definitely smile at last. |
Health › Re: Please What's This Skin Deformity? (Semi Graphic) by FunnyDude(m): 5:10pm On Aug 21, 2018 |
This is not chicken pox. It happens to me January 2017 immediately after my graduation. It covers all my body, in fact I fell down due to the weakness from the skin infection.
Why I said it's not chicken pox was that, I had my chicken pox when I was young.
This is some infection. If you don't mind I still have the name of the drugs I bought that cures it with me.
Wishing you speedy recovery. |
Phones › Re: MTN New Cheap Data Plans (Photo) by FunnyDude(m): 10:53am On Aug 21, 2018 |
ezugov2008: Buy a new Glo sim, you will automatically be on the Glo Oga sim plan
and dial the normal *777#
2500 gives you 12.9GB
See the full procedure here => http://techblogspot.com/glo-oga-sim/
it's for new sims or people that have not subscribed in the last 3 months Unlike bumper that 250% call bonus. My question is will this oga package give such call bonus too? |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 9:38am On Aug 21, 2018 |
appsdope: With the way you write, I don't think a Nigerian account will do much or do justice to your skills. Just buy a number from hushed and create a UK acct. Buy like 4 reviews on each gig. In a month you should be up and running. Why did he abandon the acct? I checked his profile and he was looking for freelance jobs. Nothing earned in August, like seriously? Even returning buyers just nothing. Whatever niche he is in, is lucrative. Just follow it up with your own account. I'm only thinking of the future circumstance of foreign identity. I want to be real with my identity. I used a Nigerian flag on Upwork and its converting. I'm replicating such to Fiverr. Nigerian account will pick if properly managed. For example, Beatzone, mrphysics and some other guys are using the Nigerian identity. About the guy, we're going to transact physically. If it worth it; I'll buy and if not, I move on. He's unable to manage the account this month due to work, reason for no sales. Thanks. |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 8:41am On Aug 21, 2018 |
appsdope: You would've been better off starting a new account. Hmmnn.. Someone told me same thing too. Well, I have a new seller account which I created June this year, it now on first page on Fiverr in creative writing niche with Nigerian flag. I'm thinking of buying more reviews to boost its morale. What do you think? |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 1:25am On Aug 21, 2018 |
ArticleBeast: Wat is the writing niche (only then can I advise)? I saw the ad but why there is nothing suspicious, I am yet to understand the type of writing that offers such. Ebook writing and research |
Phones › Re: MTN New Cheap Data Plans (Photo) by FunnyDude(m): 10:19pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Ijaya123: Glo is still the best for me. Subscribed yesterday for N2,500 monthly plan and got 13GB volume of data. These days, anywhere I go, the service is always on full bars. 2500 glo will only give you 7.2gb How come you get 13gb.. Abeg explain maybe I can use do mine |
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 8:14pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
mrphysics: Go ahead sir. The account is good OK |
Jobs/Vacancies › Why You Should Have Your Plan A and B As A Job Seeker by FunnyDude(op): 7:17pm On Aug 20, 2018*. Modified: 8:01pm On Aug 20, 2018 |
Let me share a brief story that might help. This piece is meant for those job seekers that are looking on to God for miracle. Keep calm, your time shall come at the right time.
But why waiting unto your time. Please have your Plan A and B so as not to feel the heat of being unemployed.
This is my brief story :
During my University days, I gave myself double Plans: A and B.
Having the right knowledge of how jobs are really scarcity than the dollar in the "Nigerian parallel market."
It happens! Service year came and gone. Searched for jobs but no one is forthcoming , no human connection or godfather too...I used my head and digital skill from my PC to keep myself busy so as not to feel the frustration of not getting paid job. It's 4 months after service no job yet. But I thank goodness prepared myself long before graduation.
My advice to young undergraduate or any other person like myself seeking career path; lay your hands on digital skills. It pays!
I'm still searching for a career path though.
These are what I currently do as a graduate :
I'm a Data analyst / scientist I'm a creative content writer I'm an SEO expert I'm a copywriter I work full-time on Upwork and Fiverr I'm a Motivational speaker. I do home tutorial for a senator's daughter in my district. I'm an Agropreneur.
Please never give up on your dream. We shall all get there. |