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Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather's 10 Most Expensive Cars In Pictures by FunnyDude(m): 5:50pm On Oct 11, 2018
Why some here in naija will buy just TOYOTA we no go hear word again.
Literature › Re: Have you been scammed as a writer? Share your story! by FunnyDude(m): 4:25pm On Oct 11, 2018
Seriously. I've passed through a lot from some bad guys. When I'm Starting out, I met some bad client that gave me 20k words to write on. He absconded with my work and money.
Another person chatted me from the blue to quickly write a job to pay 5k, he did same thing by scamming me.
So many dishonest people here. You got be careful .

1. Don't accept an offer from a person that quickly chat you up from the blues without knowing them, say they pay commitment fee.
2. Don't agree to write large projects without commitments, it will be disastrous at the end most times.
3. Don't be greedy to accept job from anyone you don't know with short deadlines.


The following monikers should be avoided as well:

FOREVERMORE
TOMMYIKES
MESUTOZIL

08141109078

And more coming soon
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:31pm On Oct 10, 2018
dinosmiles:
@funnydude et al.

On my profile on freelancer, please what price can I quote on my profile per hr?.
$10 is cool
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 4:43pm On Oct 10, 2018
Jagaban880:
cheesy grin
wetin be funnydude alternate?
Why mentioning me. Be careful, else I'll descend my wrath and anger on you.
Career › Re: Why Is Lagos So Busy? by FunnyDude(m): 6:28am On Oct 09, 2018
I'll keep saying it, Lagos is too busy for my personality. How will I be leaving home by 5am to get back at say, 10pm.

Money is not my motivation in life. Peace of mind and ability control my time is my priority.

I was born n breed in Lagos but finally left when things looks gloomy especially traffic, transport n housing fee.

Now, I can only go supply my goods and come back to my base

Or say, for a wedding, pay a visit to my friends in Lagos, can't live there.

Too tight mehn
Phones › Re: What Joy Do Android Users Derive From Badmouthing Iphone And Ios Users?? by FunnyDude(m): 2:38pm On Oct 08, 2018
True. I once created a thread on Nairaland about me selling my Android to buying an iPhone.

The bashing was much from Nigerians. How much sef.. Just #110, 000 iPhone. They wanna eat me raw in the phone Section.

Nigerians and insecurity.

Spit on y'll
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Is Life So Unfair? by FunnyDude(m): 12:22am On Oct 08, 2018
Timekeeper:
Like which skill can I acquire pls, I'm still an undergraduate... Going to level 4...schooling in the north
It depends on your interest and goal in life. I'll advice you get a digital skill because we're in a digital world. All these various digital skills pay a lot for someone that has financial no back up. This way, you can work at your own leisure time and save to start out your dream business in an average capacity.

Go to www.Alison.com
Check out various skill you can learn at $10, you'll never remain the same.


I'll keep saying it, there is no job after school unless you're connected with God or Man.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 6:34pm On Oct 06, 2018
Today makes it a FULL long year I stopped betting.

What a testimony.

What I have acheived now, I'm sure I cannot acheive that if I keep on punting. During my punting days, I beg.. Now, I give without feeling it.

When I see people beg for #100 funding, I laugh.

I can't change clothes, now I give out clothes.

I can't sleep comfortably as punter. Now I sleep comfortably without hassle.

I always check livescore.com as a punter with nothing to show for, now I check my fiverr.com app always to see new orders.

I can't eat good food as a punter even though I'm working and earning salary, now I give out foods.

Nothing special. I Only stopped betting and worked harder.

Grateful to God for removing my eyes. I almost lost my sanity those period. It got worst I staked 30k on just 1.50 odd.. Guess what? It went south.

I tried all the strategies in this whole world you can think of, it's as if they already waiting for me to stake. I kept loosing till I received divine intervention.

To Newbies,

You'll never want to thread this ungodly path. The earlier you stop the better for your sanity.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 6:12pm On Oct 06, 2018
The earlier you QUIT betting, the best for your DESTINY. I don't care if I shake some tables here, but I vehemently believe some soul with be rescued from the shackles of Betting.

You see..

" Punters are liable to die in penury"

As a punter, you're only enriching the already rich folks with your hard earned money.

You think betting will make you rich?

... "Laugh in SWAHILI. "

Sorry. Your doom is at the corner, if you keep being a bet enthusiast.

Be content with little you have and grow with it.

If I'm joking, just do this..

Start keeping that small token you do used for betting in a safe Piggybank and check back in SIX months time.. You'll be amazed on how much you've saved.

Show me a man that works diligently, he'll definitely stand tall with KING of KINGS.

STOP BETTING.

For rehabilitation and therapy, you can contact my secretary on 081030121749
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 9:05am On Oct 05, 2018
awoofawoo:
Account no get issue, just all that contact me so far, wan make I do 45$ work for 5$, na me dey reject those one......can not turn myself to slave.....image some clients will even tell you the job is very simple one to do, why dem no do am demself if na simple job cheesy
Lols
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Is Life So Unfair? by FunnyDude(m): 2:30pm On Oct 04, 2018
Some people don't have the opportunity of going to school, here you are talking about 2.2 bullshit.

For the record, I'm even regretting why I went through school and wasted FOUR years.. Bullshit

Instead of going into entrepreneurship earlier and employ people like you, pay you like 100k monthly.You'll be happy right?

You think 2.1 is the end of it all?

If you don't have the creativity and brain you may die poor even with your salary as 2.1 holder. Bullshit graduate

I graduated with a 2.2, but my colleagues with 2.1 are not better than me. Why? I developed myself to be a better person.

It got to a stage I no more look for a job because I'm not happy being locked down from 9-5.

Registered my company name with CAC recently.

Get that freaking Skill-->Save Up--> Start a business.

You better open your eyes to opportunities around you, till then I wish you success.
Politics › Re: Lagos APC; Sanwo-olu Reacts After Ambode's Allegations Against Him. Photos by FunnyDude(m): 2:07am On Oct 01, 2018
In anything you never let your emotion, control you.
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m):
Scam this, Scam that. This thread is now going down in value with the speed of light. This is not the vision of our founding fathers "Beatzone, venzal et al. "


I wonder how people could able to sleep at night after scamming their fellow man.

Life.
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 12:30pm On Sep 26, 2018
generationz:
1.5 naira per word
OK. We get back to you
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 11:20am On Sep 26, 2018
generationz:
Hello guys if you are in need of the services of a good writer please contact me on
nonsoflora2 @gmail .com
What's your rate?
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 11:05am On Sep 26, 2018
Hello. My people hope you all are doing good? We still on the matter kicking well.

All praises and adoration belongs to God. He gave us the wisdom to create a niche for ourselves in this Nigerian economy.

Do you know one important and sweet aspect of freelancing?

So far you're good and have the right skill , there is no way you will lack financial or monetary benefits.

You can spend on what you like because more will still come your way as a freelancer.

Since I began freelancing my story changed.

Unlike earning fixed monthly salary where you slaved to earn and spend frugally.

In freelancing, you will get your job without IM connection. There is no Godfatherism here.

What can be more captivating to start your life journey.

You work online , earn and save up - - - > Create Your Offline Business.

God bless you all.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 6:25pm On Sep 22, 2018
If I say "BETTING IS EVIL"

Majority of you will say I'm overzealous. Betting is destroying many lives. Betting is a spirit that evolves in one's life over time. I repeat "Over time. "
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 6:12pm On Sep 22, 2018
Coldplayy:
I did it again, this time around I did it with my last straw.. The mogul Akinalabi has defeated me after a very ardent fight between the both of us, he has drained me of every available naira that I was able to amass from 1xbet via inplays.

Oh the bookies are brothers in arms, you take from one and give to the other, can a man make it via gambling, all we ask for is to hit that jackpot that has only been hit by 1 out of every million punters.

I needed to dream a little bigger, I couldn't continue living that life.. A life of fear and uncertainty, a punter never has peace of mind no matter how much he has in his bank account because he doesn't know when he'll lose it all... I have had my fair share of living a comfortable life but can a man really leave comfortably when his source of income is hedged on predicting future occurrences, a gift meant for the gods.

Oh to be rich... Walking on the pedestal with certainty, money in your wallet, with your bank account smiling at you anytime you spontaneously catch a sight of it... I tasted the rich life, a life of no worries.. A life where you take notice of the little things, things that will normally be neglected by normal everyday men.. The chirping of the sunbird, the hoot of the owl, the soothing embrace of wind ...William Wordsworth felt likewise in his poem 'the daffodils '

Some say I should have just stuck with my inplays but No, I want it to end... I want the midnight wake keep to end, I want the tension to end... I know I've lost good money but I'm not sad smiley, rather I'm glad, I'm glad that I took a bold step to end this way of life.

Regards to Innobets platoworks and looopy.. The real niggas that have squeezed a fortune out of the destiny shredder 'alabi'.

Signing out wink

TISSUEPAPER
Glad you QUIT betting. It's a wrong hussle. Sooner you accept this fact the better for your life.
Politics › Re: Ademola Adeleke Wins Polling Unit In Osun Governorship Election 2018 by FunnyDude(m): 4:31pm On Sep 22, 2018
As an APO 2 for osun election. My polling unit has the following results:
APC 55
ADC 19
PDP 15
SDP 10
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m):
Sold
Business › Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by FunnyDude(m): 6:54am On Sep 17, 2018
US upwork account for sale with 5 star review on it.
08104749919
Phones › Re: I Have A Budget Of 100k. What's The Best Android Phone To Buy? by FunnyDude(m): 1:46am On Sep 14, 2018
I have a 2weeks new infinix hot 6pro for sale. Cost 39k

Pauch ,screen guard and receipts
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 2:56pm On Sep 12, 2018
Having a robust extra source of income can be a great deal. You will never go broke.Never!

This is no theory, I'm a living testimony. Forget all these gibberish of unemployment or recession chanting in Nigeria. With the right skill and tools you'll be in financial authority when it comes to money issue; both among peers and family.

Enough said,

Keep improving your skill, keep getting paid.


Cheers!
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 4:03pm On Sep 11, 2018
Open your Clickbank account with just 4k within 7hours. Any country of choice.

Whatsapp 08104749919.
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Phone sale for 20k by FunnyDude(op): 1:00pm On Sep 10, 2018
Still available
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am Tired Of Keeping Quiet. Graduate Speaks Out by FunnyDude(m): 11:19am On Sep 10, 2018
ObaOloye:
Oga no you're wrong. To borrow words from you

"[/i]Revolutionists are brave and intelligent men/women who can see the big picture and can suffer and lay their lives for a cause that will benefit future generations."[i]

You wouldn't be the scapegoat who died for nothing. You'll be the hero who died for his country. Who knows, that may be what we need to start a formidable revolution.
No mind the keyboard warior. grin
I'm sure he is on his couch taking some coffee typing this grin >:

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