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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 9:03am On Nov 03, 2018
Happy weekend
Romance › Re: Single Girls And Guys, How Is Life? by FunnyDude(m): 7:01pm On Oct 31, 2018
I'm technically single but I've bleeped ladies more than most lover guys in serious relationship. I bleeped pple's girlfriend and fiancee claiming serious relationship with their partner.
Im still enjoying this kind of life.

"No string attach benefits "
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 2:12pm On Oct 31, 2018
Lampert505:
Cc;funnydude,I'm a graphics designer,can I also work there??
Yes you can. Graphic design skills is there
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 2:11pm On Oct 31, 2018
DrinkWater10:
Hello sir, is my android phone adequate or would I need to purchase a laptop for the job.
Yes boss
Literature › Re: 8 Habits Of A Good Freelance Writer by FunnyDude(m): 7:08am On Oct 30, 2018
TissuePaper:
Funnydude your input is needed here
BiafranBushBoy come in here
Literature › Re: 8 Habits Of A Good Freelance Writer by FunnyDude(m): 7:06am On Oct 30, 2018
HaileSelassie:
I have been curating some articles for a while now, how do I sell this skill as a freelancer?
Write for people. Register your profile with good professional image on various site like Upwork.com, peopleperhour.com etc. Roll out great services.. You'll be fine.

Hardwork pays
Business › Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by FunnyDude(m): 6:02pm On Oct 29, 2018
generationz:
@Funnydude come and see o

didn't you study statistics ? why are you wasting your time with eBook writing when you can make millions from this
Thanks I'm here. Now in the front sit to listen to more exposition.
Business › Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by FunnyDude(m): 5:55pm On Oct 29, 2018
I'm a Statistician by profession with proficiency with R programming, Robotics and Artificial Intelligence.

I'm currently learning MySQL and UI/UX (Front and back end development).

Knowing that we're in the world of revolutionrization. I know data is the future

I've been learning the skill since I was in the University of Nigeria

Just that I don't put in more efforts to use it for a living

I've been writing about SEO, sales copy prior before last month.

My love for data has made me ventured into Research writing.

I'm going back fully to use my Stat Degree for a living

Don't get me wrong

I love figures, l'm analytical by Birth

So, it's not about the money.. It's my passion.


Tip$:

To be a Data Scientist, you have to learn about codes like Python, R, machine learning, JavaScript,, MySQL.
You can learn the skills here :
Udemy.com
Coursera.com
Lynda. com
Alison. com
Career › Re: Looking For Job Opportunities by FunnyDude(op): 4:39pm On Oct 29, 2018
Carmal90:
What happened to freelancing?
I love being a career person
Career › Re: Looking For Job Opportunities by FunnyDude(op): 4:37pm On Oct 29, 2018
Carmal90:
What happened to freelancing?
Career is important bro. Freelancing never stop me from having a career.
Career › Re: Looking For Job Opportunities by FunnyDude(op): 4:36pm On Oct 29, 2018
Carmal90:
What happened to freelancing?
Career is important bro. Freelancing never stop me from having a career.
Career › Looking For Job Opportunities by FunnyDude(op): 8:31am On Oct 29, 2018
I am a graduate with some level of experience in data science,data analysis and critical analytical thinking.

My education has prepared me to be versatile by knowing something about almost everything in life. From business, sport, health and fitness, finance etc

I did my Industrial Training at NAFDAC Lagos in the year 2015 where I worked with my boss as a research analyst to ensure food safety.

In 2017, Nysc year , I served within the capacity of the President Nysc camp Statistician, where me and my other team members carried out numerous surveys, research and team work with the medical officers for proper data record of the camp.

I am actively searching for job opportunities to start a rewarding career.

If you can help I will be happy.
Career › Re: How Much Rent Is Too Much For Someone Who Earns 100k A Month by FunnyDude(m): 6:23am On Oct 28, 2018
I don't usually comments on topic like this but I'll do.

This is what I'll told my brother as well.


Sir! it's good to live in a nice apartment. But don't you think we need to save for the raining days as you're still single?

Unless you want settle down in a year time from now. If not please get a flat mate and save that money for some business opportunities coming your way.

Assuming you told us, you have like other TWO sources of additional income then problem. But having depending on 1.2m per annum as a young guy is not ideal.

If it's me, I'll rent a room and manage so far I'm not married yet, just to keep saving. Be wise bro!

Remember, a single source of income is not healthy at all. Start saving heavily and investing in side business.
Literature › Re: 8 Habits Of A Good Freelance Writer by FunnyDude(m): 4:47pm On Oct 27, 2018
Freelance writing has been a blessing to my life after Nysc. I made my first 6figures through writing remotely. But it's not for lazy freak.
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Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 6:17pm On Oct 25, 2018
Nbrown:
Anyone with USA or UK PayPal account for sale here?

Contact me ASAP.
USA PayPal account
. Pm me
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 9:56pm On Oct 24, 2018
gracefoundmme:
Am interested, why are you selling it?
Nothing. Its a new account. This is my line of business.
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 3:37pm On Oct 23, 2018
TissuePaper:
still available ?
Yes
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 11:04am On Oct 23, 2018
Let me preach for our brothers in punting.


UK upwork account for sale

Price: 7k

Gender: Male
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 11:01am On Oct 23, 2018
UK upwork account for sale.
Price: 7k
Chat me up 08104749919
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 7:48pm On Oct 21, 2018
Laugh dey this thread.

Funlord Vs HendrixAya

Stadium: NAIRALAND

Scores: 2-2

If you know you know.
Literature › Re: Have you been scammed as a writer? Share your story! by FunnyDude(m): 6:21pm On Oct 19, 2018
HendrixAya:
My last time replying you because you obviously don't deserve it
Bros. Change your ways. Life is short
Career › Re: Nigerian Airforce DSSC Recruitment 2018 Application Form, Guidelines And Closin by FunnyDude(m): 6:15pm On Oct 19, 2018
2'1 again?
Naija which way
Business › Top 5 Ways To Make Your Affiliate Website Profitable by FunnyDude(op):
There is a popular saying that goes thus; "Anyone who fails to plan in business, will in no time becomes obsolete."
When most people hear others talk about affiliate marketing and how many sales they make, they only see the money signs. Some people think affiliate marketing is a get rich quick scheme. It’s not. But you can make money from it. In some cases, enough money to mean you can quit your day job. But to become a successful affiliate bringing in the big bucks as they say, takes hard work and dedication. Here are some simple tips on how you can make your affiliate website a success.

1. Know Your Target Audience
Once you have established what your niche is, finding out who your target audience is the next important step. Once you know who your target audience is you can give them what they want and need. A brief product description with links to buy won’t help you achieve the sales and commissions you’re aiming for. You need to give your target audience as much information as you can about the product they’re interested in.

By taking the time to learn about the products you’re promoting you can create quality information for your customers that builds your credibility. If your visitors do not have trust in you they’re more likely to purchase elsewhere.

One way of finding out who your target audience is by looking on forums, blogs, and reading reviews about the products you’re thinking of promoting. Learn who it is that is commenting on these forums and blogs and leaving reviews. For example, I typed ‘weight loss pills’ into Google and went onto the forum "Nairaland/family section." I learned that the women talking about weight loss pills on this type of forum had recently had children and wanted to lose weight fast. I now know what some of my visitors are after. I have found my target audience, I know what to write about and the best type of products to attract this particular target audience.

2. Create Unique, Quality Content
What makes your site better than others, and why should your visitor want to click your links? Most site visitors aren’t there to actually purchase a product. Which is why your affiliate website should give a good insight into the products you’re promoting, and provide plenty of testimonials and reviews. This is more likely to help you influence your visitors to buy what you’re promoting.

The first paragraph on your site is the most important on the page. It is the first thing visitors will read and will either grab their attention or not. Using keywords in this first paragraph and making sure that it is well written to keep your visitors engaged and help improve your page ranking.

A picture can speak a thousand words and images on your site will help grab your visitors attention. If you’re promoting weight loss products, before and after images can help build interest and keep your visitor on your site longer.

Update your content frequently. Sites that never post fresh content look like they have been abandoned and visitors won’t return. If you update your site with regular, unique, quality content, your visitors are more likely to return.

3. Use Testimonials
Testimonials and product reviews are very valuable pieces of content to have on your affiliate website. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that they’re both the same – they’re quite different types of content. Testimonials usually speak about the company/brand as a whole. Product reviews focus on the individual product.

Testimonials are vital in building customer trust. They show other customers complimenting what the product you promote has done for them, and can tell your visitors what a positive experience they had buying through your site.

You want the benefits of what you offer to be in every testimonial that your customers leave. Such as “Since I started taking Ozone21 a month ago I have already lost a stone and I am really happy with the results” Like I mentioned before, pictures can sometimes speak a thousand words, so ask your customers to upload pictures as their testimonials to show how they look before and after using the product you promote.

Always remember, if you say that a certain product can do something, you must always back it up with actual facts. How different does your customer look since they started taking Ozone21? How much did they weigh before? What do they weigh now?

4. Use Product Reviews
I personally read reviews on products that I am interested in buying whether it be from online or not. Don’t you? Product reviews are big sale drivers and are something which most customers will want to see before deciding to purchase. Product reviews are apparently more trusted than descriptions given by manufacturers, and customers are more likely to make a purchase from a site which has reviews left on them.

Product reviews can increase your conversions as by helping remove any doubts your potential customers may have about a product. They will also help improve your website’s ranking on search engines like Google and Yahoo.

5. Choose The Right Domain
You might be wondering why a domain name is important. Or you may be one of those people who take ages coming up with a name which you think is going to be the most unique. My advice would be, “meet in the middle”. A well chosen domain name will help existing customers find you easily and will draw new customers in. However, don’t worry about spending all your time and effort on creating a name when this is just the beginning of the process. I’m afraid that there is no magic spell for picking the perfect domain name, but make sure the name is short, simple, easy to spell and hopefully something memorable. For example, www.fat2thin.com is much easier to remember than www.howtogetfromfattothin.com.

Generic Domains

A generic domain is a name that defines a general category, such as digital marketing rather than the company name. Some examples of generic names are toothpaste.com or table.com

You may get more traffic to your affiliate website using a generic domain. They can play a major role in where your site ranks in search engines and can also affect your customer’s perception of your brand. With generic domains you can offer a bigger variety of different products than branded domains. Which can lead to you promoting more products with in depth information, giving your site visitors more choice on which product to buy. If they don’t purchase one product, they may well purchase another instead. If you’re only promoting one product and the customer decides it’s not the product for them with no alternatives to offer them, you will have lost the sale.

Creating a more generic affiliate website with numerous products will requires much more work in the form of research and content creation. But, nothing in life is free and we have to work hard in order to gain.

Branded Domains

Brand orientated domains are constructed around the business name or some variation of it. For example a brand orientated domain for CrazyBulk would be something like CrazyBulk.co.nz or CrazyBulkisthebest.co.uk

Quite often brand names look more credible because they give the appearance of legitimacy. Believe it or not, there is less competition when using a branded domain to a generic domain. Probably because having a generic domain means you can offer a wider variety of different products then using a branded domain.

Be aware that not all merchants allow affiliates to use branded domains. So before going ahead and purchasing a brand domain, always check whether the merchant allows it or not. The last thing you want is to spend your time and money purchasing a domain and creating a website around it, only to be told that the domain you have used is not allowed.

There are many factors that can help to make a website a success, far more than what I have written about in this article. However, if you are new to affiliate marketing, I hope that some of the tips above can help you make your affiliate website a success.

To your success.
Business › Re: Pls, Can Someone Help Me Out With Some Loan by FunnyDude(m): 9:19am On Oct 18, 2018
Don't you have family members, siblings, neighbour's, colleagues, school mates, church mates, sex mates, roommate, street mates, school mates and all other mates?

Why total strangers?


Wise up
Business › Re: 35k Loan Urgently Needed by FunnyDude(m): 9:09am On Oct 18, 2018
I'll give you 50k but on one condition which is to SEX or nothing more.
Come to Ashawo thread on romance section, guys will give you double if you got the right spec they need.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Executes Hauwa Liman, An Aid Worker by FunnyDude(m): 8:11am On Oct 16, 2018
Puzzypleazer:
Bleep it. i don vex. i am personally going to fight these bastards with my bois , since govt cant do anything. i am already saving cash to invite my mercenaries. i still need valid proof to be sure this is not mere propaganda. all you boko haram sponsors and informants , please tell them we are coming. this news has made my fiance refuse to come to nigeria. they must pay for it. i swear wth my life
Your moniker says otherwise. Keep hiding behind your keyboard
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sure Job Available In Kaduna. Salary: 45k-49k by FunnyDude(m): 11:00am On Oct 14, 2018
arimahoseloka:
Can u drive a canter truck within northern nigeria? U will be delivering our company goods to different branches within nigeria. D job is sure as I am the person interviewing. if u have driving experience within northern nigeria. Then send me a mail. Note: you will settle me 50k after receiving your letter. If u are ready mail me. arimahoseloka009@gmail.com
Why can't you look out for your family members and give them d job.

Wicked n greedy soul

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