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This is your baddest one and only FunnyDude

What prompted this thread was that people are charging as high as 5k for this. Majority of Nigerians are really suffering, so I said I should still give back this little knowledge in me.

I've used this and I'm still using for my PayPal.

I will teach you how to open UAE verified PayPal and account for free without VPN, you heard me right!

I mean you will use your Real Nigeria name, phone number.

You will earn and buy goods with it.

It's very simple.

Let go....


Go open Dubai paypal business account
Use your Nigeria details, name, phone number to register.

www.paypal.com/ae

Being a business account in UAE, PayPal will assume you are doing business in Dubai by going and coming back to your country. Hence, the real identity no problem.

Use your Nigeria Atm card to verify your account. I used my GTBank atm card.

PayPal will deduct small charge from your linked card to verify your account card.

Don't fret! It will be return back to your account.

You can earn and pay with the PayPal.

Thank me later.

rahl99:
Urgently needed for the post of accountant and business manager and earning a sum worth #123,000 with other incentives on job description as you applied. Interested applicant should forward his resume to arrahman_consult@outlook.com

And you think 123k per month is big money?I believe the job will be in Lagos too where expenses is high.. I'll rather stay with my PC all day.

You never learn

pussygotlips:
Being a good writer, I will like you to write my 2 gig descriptions on graphics design, how much will it cost me? Just a 250 to 300 words.

I think you have my number. You can reach me with that easily not here.

cdor777:
hello @funnydude
abeg i need the ebook, kindly forward it to cdor777@gmail.com

Chat me up 08104749919

Besto:
Buyer's account review available from 3 different foreign countries @ 2800.

WhatsApp :08088446086

Can you do for naija account

JustCryptos:
I am still in need of good cryptocurrency writers. I have had terrible experiences in the past from writers here.

Please if you don't know about cryptocurrencies and don't have active investments or at least tried it out, DO NOT APPLY!!!.

I am in need of good writers with exceptional knowledge of cryptocurrencies and blockchain. The frequency of the task is as much as you can handle - if you can handle 10 articles daily, that's fine. Each article is 500 words.

I do not tolerate plagiarism - if I notice it, you won't be paid.[color=#990000][/color]

Writers will be required to do a test. If you are not okay with the terms, kindly walk away, do not insult me.

If you are interested, you can reach me via my signature. Thanks and good luck.

Reply your pm

npowerng:
Dear 2017 Beneficiaries,

If you know you already have a job, resign now as a beneficiary. If you ALSO know that you are fraudulently asking someone to attend your PPA, STOP now.

We will make examples of defaulters.

#NPowerNG

Shut Up..Work kill you there.


On top 30k salary

Eponyeeboz:
Mention the top 4 musicians in Nigeria today
Wizkid
Davido
Olamide
Tiwa Savage
Guess what? They're all Yorubas.

As at today, Yorubas have 13 Grammys winners and your worthless tribe has none. Sikiru Adepoju a Yoruba drummer has 2 Grammys and you, your father and your ancestors don't have a single one.

Before a single artiste from your eternally backward tribe gets a single Grammys, Yorubas must have had at least 50 Grammys.

Wanna bet?

Kizz Daniel
Reekado banks

tensazangetsu20:
. I understand you Bro.

That's my fear of the unknown then. I'm planning something in line with GP, my creator is planning another story for me.

Certificate without What you can offer is P in psychology =====Useless

Looking back at this thread. All I will say is Thanks to God for skills... Not even using this certificate for anything.

People with first in my set still looking for jobs. Most of them asking for ideas.

Life is pregnant!

Investing in knowledge is what will bring in the cash. This part of the world nobody is ready to pay the price. Hence, quick means of money making from any dubious act.

Someone told me; he wanted to start getting same amount I earned immediately. Only if he knows what I've invested financially, time, sleepless night..
It's not a day success, you have to be good in what you do before you can start earning.

Nobody will pay you for bad job.

That's the secret



Your friend.

Veektore:
Please how do I pay the 2k for the ebook and I also need the rebel marketing ebook my email is emeraldrachael90@Gmail.com
Thank you!

Chat or call 08104749919

Goddyss:
I am jobless today not because I have not got a job but because it was slavery to me.

How can one work on a salary of 50k. 18k goes to transportation, 12k goes to rent, 18k goes to feeding. 2k goes to data subscriptions and toiletries. You end up still borrowing to make ends meet.

I wouldn't mind locking up my apartment for at least a year and try life in any state in the SE.

For those advocating starting business, I am yet to see a tree where money grows on its branches. You only get money to start a business when you have a savings. Sadly, 99% of Nigerian graduates from average homes have no such savings

Bro......

When I tell people you must not live in Lagos to make wealth as a graduate, they'll laugh.

Took this same decision of yours some 3months back out of Lagos . Being full time hustler since then.

I've saved 6figures and still waxing. After removing normal family and self expenses oo.

Try it out who knows

[quote author=icon007 post=70190576]LOL.. Na so you run comot for Lagos where dem born you... Funny dude. But on a serious note, Lagos offer the most opportunities in the country. Most people still wish to come and give a try. So, if I may ask, where u con dey now?

[//quote]

Na because of light for my business . Where I dey power is 24/7, so no worry for fuel or high cost of living.

You Wan know where I dey? Somewhere in SW

Glink2018:
Why did you take the matter on the wrong side.
Lagos is full of opportunities if you can hustle. Chinese man came to Lagos , he said he can pick money every corner of the street (figuratively)
There are people earning 50k and they've built there own house and drive their own cars.
So, what works for me may not necessarily work for you.

Most of these people won't tell you their dirty secret. Person wey dey earn 50k driving car is not telling you the real truth.

Lagos tough from any perspective you wanna take it from.

Glink2018:
Why did you take the matter on the wrong side.
Lagos is full of opportunities if you can hustle. Chinese man came to Lagos , he said he can pick money every corner of the street (figuratively)
There are people earning 50k and they've built there own house and drive their own cars.
So, what works for me may not necessarily work for you.

Na so who na dey talk. Fact is lag is not like before of pre-fashola or ambode where things quite easy. Now reverse is the case.

My question is for how long will keep suffering and smiling in Lag?

What is obvious to one might be obscure to another.

This is very true and correct. I was born and breed in Lag.

After my service year, I got a job of 45k and spent 1500 daily for transport to work making it 36k ; woke up early as 5am and I will still be late to work till I stopped that job.

A room-self con is about 300k/Annum at mainland area of Lagos.

2 bedroom is 500k+


Na so I run comot for lag

This further prove why education in Nigeria is a joke. Most of my classmates with such good grade are still at home looking for job or underpaid somewhere in Nigeria.

Skills is the only way out of this mess. My BSc+Nysc are both under my box for decoration purpose, may be useful later in life. I'm earning full-time from a skills not related to my 4 years discipline in school. What an irony of life.

OP be strong and face reality. As the other poster said "hustle smart"

This thread has really shows the average Nigerian mentality. How can you value information worth 50k when I shared it for all free.

Nobody want to invest in knowledge before the money keeps comings in.

Just in 3days I have 25k to receive from my customers without spending on overhead cost. I mean "Pure 25k " no transport, no fuel expenses for me.

Tell me which company can pay such in this economy? That's how I've been rolling.

You must invest in knowledge first!

Menuskiiiii:
Pls who do I contact for the book....I want one...

You can call or whatsapp me 08104749919

ArticleBeast:
Please what is the outline of the ebook...Like what the ebook is all about. 2k is nothing but these days there are a lot of craps out there

I won't do review review myself . You can ask those that has gotten a copy Cc eezeribe, Lipso et al to hint you about it. Enough said.

Public Notice
I'll only be selling just "20 copies of the Top Secret ebook. "
Immediately it clocks 20 sales, I will stop it.

I wrote it to build my portfolio and profile for future reference.

This secret is too VALUABLE to me.

Public Notice
I'll only be selling just "20 copies of the Top Secret ebook. "
Immediately it clocks 20 sales, I will stop it.

I wrote it to build my portfolio and profile for future reference.

This secret is too VALUABLE to me.

Brunosamel:
you sabi do the thing but thank your God you did Bleep your brain out sex freak.....

There is nothing like Sex freak. Is either you have Sex or you don't.

Uberalles:
What is baby okwu

According to Oxford Dictionary ;

"It's a sex energizer that can makes you go as many round as possible till your partners can longer take it."

Lols

In my own case, I went just 4 times till she ran away. Don't laugh oo.

Flamezzz:
...and you ain't never gon' do it??

Just tell him not to go and rape underage girl oo..

Because this konji lacks human respect.. LMAO

This kind guy should be watch closely, he might one day secretly lure kids and spoil their innocent due to lack of confidence to approach mature ladies.

1realBobby:
Thanks to successimpactld aka kingsleyvictor... ... your fixed tips may have sent many to the village, but the reverse of it fetched me something at least ... from #140 to #10500, weekend stake money is set.. the first 5 people to quote me gets #100 each on their bet9ja account.. make una go use" the #100 hustle una own...

Look at this fellow?

I'm pretty sure the amount lost last month alone to these bet house will quadruple the amount you won. While 50% at least of your winning is too going back to them.

So, who is deceiving who?

The best ointment to this is "QUIT THE BETTING. "


Nothing as rewarding than your hardwork, that way you be mindful of spending rather chasing shadows everyday.

Thanks


I'm your friend.

beta247:
These monikers follow mine in the list. if you are not funded and your name falls between them, kindly drop your details. Sorry for the spelling the list is not too clear. THE FIRST TO QUOTE GET THE FUNDING
hunry
ownbetstime
humpreycool
funnydude
funnynation
highestpopory
emery

Who is this person quoting me here again? Blood of Joseph.