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Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 8:29am On Jul 27, 2018
TissuePaper:
Good job Funnydude smiley
Lols.. Tissue paper you're sighted. Life got no rules.
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 7:10am On Jul 27, 2018
ZealReal:
Hello @funnydude, pls the copywriting and SEO u do for a living now, pls must u learn web designing first before engaging into the copywriting and SEO........Pls I'm a beginner about to enter the freelancing world..
Pls can u just tell me steps to steps on how you became a boss on your own?
Pls can u also drop ur WhatsApp contact.
Thanks..
There is no step by step anywhere. What is A for one person might be a B for another. Just go online learn... It's not going to be easy oo as a newbie, but it worth it when you've mastered the art.
Whatsapp number is not allowed reason is that people are much on my neck which will cause distraction to my job. Just follow and learn with YouTube. Read more books about how psychology works on customer in marketing. Practice... Then you're a step closer to your pay day.
No need to learn web designing before you will be an SEO expert but you need to know how site ranks on goggle using keywords
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:52pm On Jul 26, 2018
generationz:
lol


are you open to assisting people who might need your help
Sure I do. But time is my limiting factor;I can't leave my deadlines and start tutoring.
By the way, free things is not even valued by people. I tip someone and also rough it out on my own.

My motivating factor : Hunger
Business › Re: My Daily Routine As a freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 6:48pm On Jul 26, 2018
preciousnobel:
Pls where do you freelance? What is your niche?
My small room off course. I'm a SEO writer
Literature › Re: PLS HELP!! Hope I Won't Be Sued For Talking Abt D Govt In My Ebook On Amazon by FunnyDude(m): 4:29pm On Jul 26, 2018
Ismaxtr3:
I'm a first time writer, I'm about to publish my ebook on Amazon kindle direct publishing. There is a chapter where i talked about the govt and how universities go on strike. i didn't criticise the govt o, i only talked about how unions go on strike before the govt approve their pleas. Pls hope i won't be sued for this
Nah you won't
Celebrities › Re: Farren Jean Andrea: 'I Was Diagnosed With HIV' by FunnyDude(m): 4:13pm On Jul 26, 2018
Anfieldboss:
It beats my imagination but most girls actually don't like using protection and they are actually more vulnerable to HIV/STIs and even unwanted pregnancies.
Seriously those girls are carriers one need to be careful these days. If no CD no shooting.
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 4:03pm On Jul 26, 2018
grandstar:
Do you know how much those jobs pay especially if you're a contract staff?
Leave him alone. He lacks knowledge. Go to workforce or Kimberly Ryan offices and ask how much they pay their contract marketing staff. Most marketing job pays graduate 25k in LAGOS. My friends are there working.

I make 6 figures monthly from my apartment. Even my BSc hasn't paid me 50k total since I collected it.

Knowledge is the key. Life promise nobody fortunes!
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 4:01pm On Jul 26, 2018
generationz:
well you are reaping the dividends now
is the person a nairalander
Yes Nairalander.

Now if I'm looking at my laptop, psychologically I'm seeing virtual Atm there.. Life
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 3:57pm On Jul 26, 2018
gracechellar:
How dies the mtn free browsing work pls
You migrate to Mtn pulse
Text night to 131 You be charge 25naira for 500mb
Business To Business › Re: How Have Been Making Above 40k Every Week Working As A Freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 3:56pm On Jul 26, 2018
Guess what guys? Made 64k last week
Celebrities › Re: Farren Jean Andrea: 'I Was Diagnosed With HIV' by FunnyDude(m): 1:34pm On Jul 26, 2018
Na so I Wan chook Wan one last week.. I don forget say I know put on CD... Babe no even care she just open PUNNA down for bleep ... Konji bad oo. But I smart pass her.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m):
nuesednutlofa:
this funnydunce quit betting to enter ashewo business.
I prefer spend my money on pussy than give it to already rich Alabi. By the way that's not Ashawo, this was my no string attached loyal babe that frequent my balls. I work hard and ball real hard.

https://www.nairaland.com/4605959/how-made-40k-freelancing-week/1#69224660

Read the above thread.. Don't ever quote me again from this thread.. I take God beg you.. I have something more profiting doing with my time. I'm sure you're still a student receiving monthly upkeep and feeding from momma's pot of soup. Drop your akant make i wire you like 2k.
Celebrities › Re: Timi Dakolo: 'Money Is Very Important In Marriage' by FunnyDude(m): 11:03am On Jul 26, 2018
I will teach you how to make that money from your room. Six figures monthly! Pm me
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by FunnyDude(m): 5:57pm On Jul 25, 2018
Anytime I check this teaching thread now I'll just smile. Thank God for skills and Nairaland. Things have changed.
Webmasters › Re: SEO Tips And Tricks For Small Businesses by FunnyDude(m): 5:08pm On Jul 25, 2018
Contact me for SEO writing... I'm a badass in it.. Your blog will rank high on goggle using my certain SEO keywords. It will drive you mad traffic and generate sales to your bank account.
Not free though!
Literature › Re: 'The Road To Victoria Island’: A Review Of Suraj Tunji Oyewale’s Book by FunnyDude(m): 6:50am On Jul 25, 2018
Redoil:
Bad govt policies are killing business in nigeria yet you are making people believe that all is well
All is not well in this con3. The writer is just fortunate or say lucky
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: She Needs A Writer- 30 Articles Per Month , 30k Per Month by FunnyDude(m):
Connect with this guy, he's my writer.. So good

08104749919
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: She Needs A Writer- 30 Articles Per Month , 30k Per Month by FunnyDude(m): 9:07am On Jul 21, 2018
Darhema:
It depends on how you see it.

If i offer you a job as a front desk officer at a bank where you recieve 100k per month- will you take it? I'm sure you will say yes.

But here someone is saying- 30k for 30 articles.You dont have to resume to work. You can write it and be done in a few days and get other things done in your life.You can earn way more if you write more and you call it slavery.
Adjust your lens.
That's not the issue. Most of this kind of job don't fulfill their promise.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 9:43am On Jul 20, 2018
2dice01:
make las vegas come do tour for lagos make boys reck dem small grin
2dice01 baba.. I know you guys will manipulate their server and hit hard on them if they mistakenly such coming to our Lagos.

Bet9ja will tell better tales of such last season.

Unfortunately I'm not into betting again though . Just checking on you guys when I'm less busy to see una trend.
Business › Re: Please How Can I Submit My Upwork Profile I Keep Getting Rejected. Pls Help by FunnyDude(m): 9:38am On Jul 20, 2018
chrisskynet:
Yes. Please i really need assistance here from you all who are already in it.. Any ideas would go a long way.. Help a bro please you'll
The statement I made was Ironical. You won't be approved until you find your way bro. I'm operating a US Verified phone number location and tax information all approved account on Upwork . How did I do it? I seek knowledge and paid for the service too.
I was once in your position. Then, Upwork kept turning down my proposal for long.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 7:44am On Jul 20, 2018
Betting Addict, how you all? You all can relocate to Las Vegas to go sophisticated and advanced in your calling.
Business › Re: Please How Can I Submit My Upwork Profile I Keep Getting Rejected. Pls Help by FunnyDude(m): 7:41am On Jul 20, 2018
chrisskynet:
Please I really need your assistance to all top bosses on upwork. please how can i submit my profile it kept telling me it doesn't reach the upwork guideline despite I've made numerous changes to it.
You're still a learner I guess. Keep submitting.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: She Needs A Writer- 30 Articles Per Month , 30k Per Month by FunnyDude(m): 9:35am On Jul 19, 2018
U don't need your slavery based job.. No contact me oo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: She Needs A Writer- 30 Articles Per Month , 30k Per Month by FunnyDude(m): 6:14am On Jul 19, 2018
I will advice Writers to be wary of monthly payments. I could remember my memory of 10k words here..

However, 30k is small for 30k original plagiarism free contents. Presently, I've gotten to that stage I can't charge less than 4Naira for any writing work. Because experience matters a lot, most wannabe writers can even accept 0.8kobo just to be given a job. But guess, they plagiarize the job mostly and will needs the service of someone to rewrite it again.


Writer's SCAM is real. Never pile up money after your work. Get paid after submitting 3 JOBS Maximum for you to avoid my sad tales.
Business › Re: Professional Article Writers Needed by FunnyDude(m): 7:54pm On Jul 16, 2018
YorubaEmir:
Article should be well researched with Internet data bundle, battery life and time and you will be paid N500
The guy get Indian trait. Hard labour and wickedness.
Business › Re: Professional Article Writers Needed by FunnyDude(m): 7:52pm On Jul 16, 2018
I suspect you are one of those hideous individuals that want to pay 500 naira per 500 words.
Do you want to tell me that people haven't contacted you since you've been advertising this thing up and down? Or you want to claim that none of those who contacted you is good enough?


Close this thread now!
Politics › Re: 2019: "You Can't Zone My Constitutional Right - Donald Duke Tells PDP by FunnyDude(m): 6:59pm On Jul 16, 2018
Duke na so who na dey talk. When una enter office finish na rubbish una go dey play Nigerians like Ighalo super Eagles
NYSC › Re: Life by FunnyDude(op): 6:56pm On Jul 16, 2018
kenralph:
Big bro. I'm currently serving and each time i try to imagine what would become of me after this service fear grips me. I have every resources i need to learn a digital skill but kind of find it difficult to zero in on a particular skill. As someone who has passed this stage in life please i beg you in the name of God, could you help point me in the right direction? I know that making money from any venture takes time. I just need to start learning something that has the potential to fetch me money one year from now or even more. Help a brother.... Thanks
Bro is normal to feel that way as a corper. I even regret serving Nigeria throughout my one year I was useless due to the mirage acclaimed monthly Allawe of 19800, it makes me lazy throughout that service year. Now I make that 2 or 3 days with my laptop ND phone.
What I will advice you is don't be carried away with your kaki ooo.. Na illusion. When allawe stop you go know.

I discovered my purpose due to hunger after my Nysc.

"An hungry man is an angry man. "

Just try and learn anything you're good with and develop from there.

Like me I'm a Data Analyst who can use R SPSS MINITAB, SAS from the University but same thing happened to me.
Thank God for hunger that paved my way to stick to one purpose.. Lols

Today I'm a copywriter, SEO writer, Creative writer and Technical writer. Then after that skills.. My customer service is my priority.
I learnt a BADASS reverse psychology marketing skills too to up my game.. The rest is an history.


You can do better if you desired to do it by sticking to one purpose and be dope at it.
NYSC › Re: Life by FunnyDude(op): 6:44pm On Jul 16, 2018
Ganjafama:
Oga mi, what do you think of 3d animation. Will it be okay to freelance in upwork.?
Sure. Just package well
Crime › Re: Man Tied To Stake And Beaten By Angry Youths For Raping 7-year-old Girl In Warri by FunnyDude(m): 6:42pm On Jul 16, 2018
I bleep a tight lady yesterday and I knew the pain she feels due to my long mamba. na adult be this o!
Let alone bleeping a lil toddler.. Please kill that man! Kill him he's not useful to our world.
Business › Re: My Daily Routine As a freelancer by FunnyDude(op): 8:30pm On Jul 15, 2018
You guys dropping numbers please remove it so as you won't be scam by hungry wolves. I'm always busy sincerely I would have love to tutor some serious guys here but has limited time.
Can you imagine I completed 6 orders today. More 8 orders just arrived from my repeated buyers and that's how the cycle rolls. It's not sheer luck nor magic on my side, rather It's customer service delivery Which I used in differentiating myself from other competitors.
In fact, I select jobs now.. I practiced over time before I mastered the art!
Rich folks are on this Nairaland forum but you won't know them.

When I started newly my work was rejected my a lady and she didn't pay me neither but I took it as challenge to learn the rudiments of it. Then I could remember how another person scammed me after the job,though he's a Big boy because he has been maintaining the premium tool since then. But fortunately for me, I'm using its premium tools to work till date. The tools cost $29.68 monthly fee, thats roughly 10k from this person every month free. but that made me to improved on my errors. With time I perfected the game with self help.

NEVER DESPISE YOUR DAYS OF HUMBLE BEGINNING!

If you believe in anything just keep doing it. God will surely reward you.

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