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NigeriaB:
Please I can't update my Chrome browser!

Why?

There's one other app I can't also update..

Which phone are u using and what error message do you get when trying to update it?

smile11s:
If you can steal this dog chai. It’s gonna worth a lot of money. Minimum of like $150,000

Bros...I dey suspect u oo.

Na so e dey start:

From stealing Chickens

to
Stealing dogs

b4 u know it...
Stealing human being (A.K.A kidnapping )

sojayy:
For crying out loud, what's this, is my eyes deceiving me, could it be a shadow or what

How you take even see am. Which kind eye u get so.


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Dizzyrascal:
trying to compose my thoughts! You can check it out now.

Dizzyrascal:
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You still they book space for second page? HA!

Tinubu = Buhari

No diference ...them go just spend the country money on personal health. Old men..they should retire from politics..find a cool Island and enjoy the rest of their life.

If you really want to work...to be a president no be joke.

SILVERLINES:


Spelling bees competition for Polytechnic students

That was awesome

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Nigaraw:
Arsenal are going to win the Europa league unbeaten, then go ahead and beat bayern Munich or whoever wins the champions league in the super cup, although we will finish top 4 but our Europa league win will be an automatic ticket to champions league next year.

Then next year we will sign few players and go win the champions league, Auba will win the balon d'or, Leno will win the golden glove as well,Luiz best defender and willian best player in the premier league. We will win one or two cups with it we dont want to be greedy.

We are far better than Manu u, liverpool Madrid Barcelona , bayern and any football team that kicks ball. Just give arteta time.
Gunners for life#

Abeg win this match first...

No too dey proud ontop those biscuit bone players. Very soon them fit start their injury tour one by one

illicit:
That bed is too small for that kinda lifestyle....

Senoir man. Too much sense no go kill you

majamajic:
Why tinubu didn't do that when he met this very Oba ? Or is he not from Yoruba ? Or the respect doesn't count the rich ?

what next..if I answer this question you give me another question again shey?

Brother stop making simple things complex. If u are hell bent on not understanding something ...you won't understand it.

I am not your answer machine. I just provided answers because i thought you didn't know the answers but I see you are really after argument..sadly I don't have that time.

Think whatever you want to think. It's a free world bro. I REST MY CASE

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majamajic:
The Oba snr this woman ? We talking about respect

To dobale (prostrate) is a sign of respect in Yoruba land.
I can't explain Yoruba culture to you...it's something you experience. You can't understand it..even if i try to explain.

About your question;

In Youruba land, the Oba (King) of a land is a position inherited by right of birth. The title alone is a symbol of power that must (MUST) be respected regardless of the age of the ruler.

Kingscee:
Just look at how the Yoruba people brings themselves so low just because of an ordinary Tout passing by, my Igbo people can never act this type of nonsense, that's the reason they said the Igbos no get king.

You talk like a true Igbo guy.

Igbo culture is different from Yoruba culture.

An Igbo man/woman don't mind giving handshake to his fathers age mate. To the Igbos everything revoles around money

A Yoruba man/woman will not even make too much eye contact with the elderly for the sake of respect. To the Yorubas respect is everything

Two different tribe...with different way of life. Am lucky to have lived with both and experience life from both ends. Every tribe has its advantage and disadvantages.

No body go gree say him mama soup no sweet...so we all claim our respective tribes is the best. NEWS FLASH; No one cares...we are all one in the same struggle!

Now I see why people are now chasing snakes upandan. Free palliative

Jones4190:
APC = PDP, Prove ?
ANSWER
Since we know they are both parties, The 2nd "P" in PDP is a constant and so may not be included in the equation. OR we may as well say APC"P" = PD"P"
"P" = Party
Divide both sides of the equation by the constant "P".
Resulting in APC = PD
This means that if A+P+C = x, Also P+D must be equal to x
Meaning A+P+C = P+D
Using the alphabet A -Z numbers, whereby A = 1 and Z=26
Substituting letters with their corresponding numbers.
A,P,C = 1,16,3
P,D= 16,4
A+P+C = 1+16+3 = 20
P+D= 16+4 = 20
Therefore APC = PDP

Nairaland that's filled with empty heads. People will be jumping this your equations like...oh shit

Kestolove:
My friend called from aba dat he was dia wen d Igbo woman was misbehaving

Kestolove, this one you hate Igbo people like this..watin happen?. Them snatch your man?

Let's learn to leave peacefully together...u never know your best friend 2moro might be an Igbo man/woman

Old men no gree this country move forward..even the youths self vom useless. If elected he can't do anything..74 years+3 years (come 2023)+4years term


Before you know it be to beging fly upandan for medical care like someone well all know

MrTAnonymous:
Damn! Barca needs to up their game just like my club CHELSEA.


Incase you don't know na me talk

No worry we go catch wuna very soon..Na den wuna go know say all this gra gra way wuna dey do....all na wash.

bluefilm:
You don't need to bribe everyone.

That's clearly going to be a waste of resources.

You just need to bride a SELECTED INFLUENTIAL members of an organization whom you can INFLUENCE with your bribe.

Go and learn about how ASUU operate

Bribe is only useful when given to someone with power. Now when the power is the people (not given to anyone...influential or not). Bribe loses it's purpose.

A University consisting of say 330 lecturers of which 300 are ASUU members. Votes are taking to see those in support or against a motion. same with other public universities.

You as an influential person can not come and tell me blue is black just like that. These are educated people not illitrate. If am to accept blue to be black then money has to change hand...which will result in bribing over 50% members a cross each school.

Again I will say to you; go and learn about how ASUU operate...because if you know this then there is no point arguing except you just wan gist...no be today ASUU and FG don dey go head to head.

NOTE: I admire their system dose not mean I vote for strike to continue...don't get it twisted.

Righteousness89 right now

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bluefilm:
Bros forget o!

Bribe pass bribe o.

E get bribe wey you go see, you no go mind turning into a dictator overnight!!!!

You don't get the point..
I mean there is no point in giving people bribe to keep mute if the amount of bribe you will give out to achieve it is totalling upto 80% of the actual fund that can settle the issue.

So I didn't say the cannot bribe..ASUU power is not place in the hands of a few individuals (go and learn about how they operate). So if you want to bribe them.. all i can say is good luck .

This is why this guys are hard to bribe. The decision is base on majority carry the vote. If you like bribe the chairman...it dose not affect the outcome. You have to bribe more than 50% of ASUU members from each university...so FG is better off with making a good negotiations.

How I wish this country is structured this way...so that you can't bribe just one person to silence am entire ommunity....corruption would reduced.

Wordson:
u won find trouble abi?

Man U fans will sleep well tonight... I can't say thesame thing for the other premier league team (name withheld) even though they won 1-2 today .

dogmart:
Hmm. God when?

God has already given you what it takes.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

That Melon (brain) in your head is not just there for decoration.

Techno and HD screens. Why not make it FHD..other competitors have since moved to FHD

TheLionofLasigi:
I agree with you
On yansh level them try Sha, I no go lie

This Tree wey you dey shake so...my hand no dey oo

TheLionofLasigi:
I agree with you

You agree after no you reconstruct his sentence.
Abeg leave my Igbo friends alone...they have one of the best ladies (whichever way you look at it) as far is Nigeria is concerned.

EndDARS has exposed our millitary for it's LIES.

It hard to believe them now. Air strike or no air strike na their problem be that.

Let's see what ASUU & FG have to say about this

This case is far from over. That's all i can say for now.

Goalnaldo:
Marrying in Nigeria now is difficult let alone an Igbo girl. My elder brother will be tying the nuts in January and I can tell you it's only God that has been helping him. The drinks our potential in-laws listed amounted to over 300k!! I wonder why most parents see their daughters marriage as a means to amass possessions.

Sometimes its not about "a means to amass possessions". They just want a sound sent-fort for their daughters..something that will shake the community and will not make people to laugh at them. Imagine the whole community gathered at your weeding with nothing to eat...that is how most of them think.
The whites don't take this things serious as we Africans do..most of their weeding featured very few people except when the person want something big but in Nigeria, whether you like it or not its going to be big as long as na church weeding.

This world no just balance.
Women will be looking for whom to marry.
Men will be looking for money to marry. Reason why some men they like give girl bele to reduce her bride price.

Bride Prices this days are not helping matters...some men never carry eye see 1million before (Even the girl wey them wan marry) but bride price and related expenses are totally up to 3million. Women will be blaming men...men will be blaming money.

Me i cannot COME and GO and kill myself. I go gegely cut my coat according to my size.