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youngberry001:
she can call me dog if she like,make she just dey give me waiting i want i dont care

If a lady uses dear on you, tell her it take it back Asap

LightQueen:
For your mind I am used to calling my friends dear, darling, sweet, both males and females. That does not mean I friend zone them

Confirmed lol.. both male and female meaning u regard d male as a female friend.

It means you have been sent to the land of freindzone and it wud take only a miracle to get you out.
Doubt this at your own futility

The one with the biggest boobs

Mujaheeeden:
I wanted to send you PM but when I saw your Dp I thanked Glo for failing when you least expect it

Can we see ur own biko?

No i disconccur OP. Love is a beautiful thing and even God himself is Love

Factfinder1:

Pls send to caveman10050@gmail.com

Everything...but then no matter how beautiful the paradise is, thats not your destination, you just have to move the fùck on.

Quality20:
chairman why u trying to scatter a promising union? if vg dosent pop up some smell or fragrance, its not normal o. Like i said , u will eventually b ok n used to it. She herself isnt complaining cos she is now used to d smell

Normal VJ has its endearing scent. The pungent smell that stings the nose that comes out of that place is as a result of dirtiness or bacterial or sth.
For instance there was this girl i ve eaten so many times, always clean, odourless and stuff. Then one night arnd 12am, she invited me to her church and things got boring, we went behind d church and i got down to business, at first there was this unusual smell but i ignored it cus well i am used to this punanì. The following day i woke up with a slight sore throat. I knew it was cuz i ate sth dirty and unwatched hence d smell i percieved at first.

I understand your plight bro.. had sèx with a smelly punanì girl and i eventually set my bed sheets on fire.

LoRdCaT:
Yes it is.. I hope you have not started raping the chickens and goats in your street?

I am in a very fragile state right now, i just hope it doesnt get to that

jonaifame22:
Visit a brothel

Never done that, prolly never will

Starboytwo:
bro i Wan nack one girl wey dey sell yam.... If you see wetin she wear come meet me say shay I go buy yam.... I say make she carry am come for evening.... Abeg when evening start?

Lol.. same thing happened to me, ended in a bad way. Waited for her, she didnt show up. Woke up 4 hrs later with my dìck in my hand.

Starboytwo:
Only konji can make an ugly ass girl beautiful... Op bad guy...

Lol bro. He was a nigga like me bro

jonaifame22:
i guess u re suffering frm High Konji Pressure (HKP) a very complicated condition just like High Blood Pressure (HBP)

Yea i can sense that bro.. its like going full Red now. Any remedy?

LoRdCaT:
+Pees on thread+ Good afternoon mumu OP

Good day young man, i hope ur day is going good?

This morning at dawn, was going to work, like 50metres away from me was sn, walking in front of me. From the look of things the ass seems majestic, swaying graciuously left and right. Been long i saw a female arnd here so i walked faster to catch up..yakno just to shoot my shot. Closing the gap, i noticed there was sth off about the walking style, it seems too mechanical and on getting a closer i realised that it was a guy that tied a sweater arnd his waist, giving me the impression of a big backside . I was furious and i yelled at d dude why he would tie a sweater arnd his waist. I was like dude if u wanna put a sweater on then fùcking put it on which one is waist tying again kwanu .

It was later i realised that this konji is starting to affect me psychologically and i need to do sth asap. It all started when i came here 3mths ago, prior to that time i was at the east where there are avanlanche of beautiful girls to mix with. But on getting here, (a small village) all i was seeing were some ugly girls and i vowed never to ever have anything to do with them. But 2 mths later the ugly girls started becoming beautiful to me all of a sudden, but still no way i cud talk to them cuz of my very busy schedule. Now 3 mths i have started oogling a fellow niggà's àss?
Seriously i need to do sth about this konji.

Are you happy now OP?

adaoradami:
I understand I can Make Friends on this Forum.
I am honestly so Bored....�

Another male posing as female, we see you breh, go get a life fagget

Watch as she will turn to pile of fats in couple of years.

Amakavula:
Look at the picture again, their pose says a lot about the relationship. The man begging and open the lady is closed, guarded, doing nothing to return the love. He should have seen the signs , but pussy clouded his decision-making

Yen Yen yen yen, You make too much unnecessary noise

If staring is a crime then i wud prefer to be sentenced to lifetime imprisonment.

ERORR404:
"Like the rest of us"? Dude no be american film na, this is real life.

U shld try it man. Do it for your country

bullabong:
sure she is intelligent. Why would i check my girls phone when i am neither holy nor a saint? But if her secrets ever blow open tru her own fault which they surely will,then i have to be a man and keep on walking. Not a hard feeling.

Goodluck with your love bro. I hope it leads to happy ever after marriage

When you guys locked eyes, that was your moment to shine, to go for the kiss, but you have let your moment to pass you by. You re just a loser like the rest of us.

bullabong:
Where do you peeps get these exaggerated figures?90%?

I bet u re part of pple that has a gf who is very intelligent and has so much to offer apart from her boobs right? Well as long as u do not check her msges or listen to her friends gossips, u will be doing just fine.

Thats like 90% of naija girls, but those re the type of girls i love to meet tho. Beatiful on d outside and empty on the inside but good in bed. Our relationship is always short but very intense, just like a beautiful flower that blosoms in the morning and withers at night.

Thats has been said to me countless of times, at first i was giving a shit, later i realised it was just sheer manipulation and stopped giving a shit. I even met of of them recently and shes even doing shakara for me. Like wtf? I tot u wud die without me...

I am still saying it, Bra is one of the greatest inventions till date

This post is right and wrong in so many ways

Kill yourself OP, nobody gives a shìt about your whining