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I feel the sanity of this place depends on me as a user, and as i grow old and more bored, this place shld follow suit.

I did this same thing 2011 for a whole semester straight, used to go out every night to meet girls. Damn that shìt is hard but if you slug tru it, u re going to become a god.
Its not about meeting girls only, its about challenging yourself while at it.
Give urself set of challenges and make sure u execute them i.e try meeting 2 to 3 girls togeda or meet girls face to face in public. Like i said its not about getting the girls (wic will eventually come) but its about boosting ur self esteem.

I heard a story one time that ugly and beauty were freinds but then they went swimming but ugly stole beauty's garment and since then beauty has been naked and ugly moving in beauty's garment.
I think u ve mistaken ugly for beauty bro.

She is just being diplomatic
Whats being diplomatic? Its when you strongly want to punch sn on the face but you tell them..nice jacket. But then i strongly advise you to go for it, for the experience tho.

HumbleJohn:
Please o, OP what is FRIEND ZONE??

Pple who have been there have not been able to come out, so we dont know yet what it is or how the place looks like. All i know is that its a very very bad place to be.

ImaIma1:
Very true.

Even me as a lady, I take exceptions to fellow ladies calling me "dear" "darling", etc. Many of them say it to show that you are beneath them...younger one or something like that.

Jesus christ!!!! Its gonna be sad and stupid if chinaza thinks i am beneath her.

Valerie47:
Asshole I'm the woman of his dream, he wish he met me earlier, now choke on that.

Lol pls tag me when u re bold enough to make ur next thread about how men are lairs and scum

Tamarapetty:
Ok dear, taken.

I remain unruffled

Tamarapetty:
Ok dear, if you say so

Take it back now

youngberry001:
she can call me dog if she like,make she just dey give me waiting i want i dont care

If a lady uses dear on you, tell her it take it back Asap

LightQueen:
For your mind I am used to calling my friends dear, darling, sweet, both males and females. That does not mean I friend zone them

Confirmed lol.. both male and female meaning u regard d male as a female friend.

It means you have been sent to the land of freindzone and it wud take only a miracle to get you out.
Doubt this at your own futility

The one with the biggest boobs

Mujaheeeden:
I wanted to send you PM but when I saw your Dp I thanked Glo for failing when you least expect it

Can we see ur own biko?

No i disconccur OP. Love is a beautiful thing and even God himself is Love

Factfinder1:

Pls send to caveman10050@gmail.com

Everything...but then no matter how beautiful the paradise is, thats not your destination, you just have to move the fùck on.

Quality20:
chairman why u trying to scatter a promising union? if vg dosent pop up some smell or fragrance, its not normal o. Like i said , u will eventually b ok n used to it. She herself isnt complaining cos she is now used to d smell

Normal VJ has its endearing scent. The pungent smell that stings the nose that comes out of that place is as a result of dirtiness or bacterial or sth.
For instance there was this girl i ve eaten so many times, always clean, odourless and stuff. Then one night arnd 12am, she invited me to her church and things got boring, we went behind d church and i got down to business, at first there was this unusual smell but i ignored it cus well i am used to this punanì. The following day i woke up with a slight sore throat. I knew it was cuz i ate sth dirty and unwatched hence d smell i percieved at first.

I understand your plight bro.. had sèx with a smelly punanì girl and i eventually set my bed sheets on fire.

LoRdCaT:
Yes it is.. I hope you have not started raping the chickens and goats in your street?

I am in a very fragile state right now, i just hope it doesnt get to that

jonaifame22:
Visit a brothel

Never done that, prolly never will

Starboytwo:
bro i Wan nack one girl wey dey sell yam.... If you see wetin she wear come meet me say shay I go buy yam.... I say make she carry am come for evening.... Abeg when evening start?

Lol.. same thing happened to me, ended in a bad way. Waited for her, she didnt show up. Woke up 4 hrs later with my dìck in my hand.

Starboytwo:
Only konji can make an ugly ass girl beautiful... Op bad guy...

Lol bro. He was a nigga like me bro

jonaifame22:
i guess u re suffering frm High Konji Pressure (HKP) a very complicated condition just like High Blood Pressure (HBP)

Yea i can sense that bro.. its like going full Red now. Any remedy?

LoRdCaT:
+Pees on thread+ Good afternoon mumu OP

Good day young man, i hope ur day is going good?

This morning at dawn, was going to work, like 50metres away from me was sn, walking in front of me. From the look of things the ass seems majestic, swaying graciuously left and right. Been long i saw a female arnd here so i walked faster to catch up..yakno just to shoot my shot. Closing the gap, i noticed there was sth off about the walking style, it seems too mechanical and on getting a closer i realised that it was a guy that tied a sweater arnd his waist, giving me the impression of a big backside . I was furious and i yelled at d dude why he would tie a sweater arnd his waist. I was like dude if u wanna put a sweater on then fùcking put it on which one is waist tying again kwanu .

It was later i realised that this konji is starting to affect me psychologically and i need to do sth asap. It all started when i came here 3mths ago, prior to that time i was at the east where there are avanlanche of beautiful girls to mix with. But on getting here, (a small village) all i was seeing were some ugly girls and i vowed never to ever have anything to do with them. But 2 mths later the ugly girls started becoming beautiful to me all of a sudden, but still no way i cud talk to them cuz of my very busy schedule. Now 3 mths i have started oogling a fellow niggà's àss?
Seriously i need to do sth about this konji.

Are you happy now OP?

adaoradami:
I understand I can Make Friends on this Forum.
I am honestly so Bored....�

Another male posing as female, we see you breh, go get a life fagget

Watch as she will turn to pile of fats in couple of years.

Amakavula:
Look at the picture again, their pose says a lot about the relationship. The man begging and open the lady is closed, guarded, doing nothing to return the love. He should have seen the signs , but pussy clouded his decision-making

Yen Yen yen yen, You make too much unnecessary noise

If staring is a crime then i wud prefer to be sentenced to lifetime imprisonment.

ERORR404:
"Like the rest of us"? Dude no be american film na, this is real life.

U shld try it man. Do it for your country