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DanDeeBoss:

So Undertaker001 couldn't quote me directly to tell me I am an asslicker?? One of the sick persons on this forum

He is prolly part of those who blame women for his failures

Undertaker001:
that's actually the greatest female asslicker on this forum..
No one beats him..

Mr nice Guy

One of these is wrong and one of these is right

She just wants the dìck and u re not giving it to her

One of the best writeups so far. This makes me remember this dude thats always bothering me about my charger. Everytime charger charger charger, i really despise this dude.
And another thing is pple that always feel the need to advise even clearly they know that nobody listens to them but then they wont let you rest. I told this dude the other day that he was spittin on me, but he still didnt get my point, he kept on yapping his silly advice away.. fùcking rèrard.

They re very beautiful. I am talking about the beauty that will really melt your heart. To be honest whenever i go outside and see some of this princesses we have, i wonder how majestic God is in his holy throne, and i feel nourished and proud to be created among them.

So on behalf of all Niger guys that really get it, i hereby thank God for creating this very beautiful angels for us to buffer the effect of this very harsh and stupid country.
And oh when i say beautiful angels i am not reffering to the self acclaimed slay queens with fake lifestyles with names like poco, leaxy, suxieposh, these re just mere specimens to achieve benz and shìt. But i am reffering to girls like chinaza, Dupe, Chidera, Tanishat, Tolani et all. Usually you see them managing there mums biz, or theirs or you see them on your way to market to buy tomatoes or something.
Once again God bless you all and stay beautiful.

vikkimimi:
I'm in A. I..... what kept you up to 2years in all these places

Work..construction. Ebonyi state is a nice place to stay tho, nice and amaizing pple. Those 2 yrs are still the best yrs of my life till date.

vikkimimi:
Both you and Op will be dissapointed

Where re u from in ebonyi state? I stayed in ishiagu, okposi and abakaliki for 2yrs in total

vikkimimi:
Mtcheew!
thought it was something reasonable

You re really beautiful

Lets see if what OP said is true

If u re asking this question then you just havent reached the stage to have sex with a girl yet. I will stay just try and keep tryin until u get d gymick.

BiafraBushBoy:
Bro, I understand that size and age doesn't mean sense... That's what people say...

But please I beg you, prove them wrong at least.

It is shocking that despite your big body, height, and age, your sense becomes the only missing factor .

Come on!

For how long?

A mad man shames not himself but his relatives and siblings.

If not for anything, do this for your relatives and siblings.

#peace.

Advice too late. A fool at 40 is a fool forever.

Of all the problems we re facing in Naija, what concerns you most is how to comment on a post? are you fùcking stupid? I assume ure just a bored teen or sth.
Let me give u an advice as a big bro... log out of nairaland and go make urself useful, then if u try ur best and u still fail in life then come back and start posting. Otherwise u re going to be part of cesspool of retards here on nairalnad blaming women for their failures.

Get more money my nigga and do good to your people.

Thats all.
And i hope it gets published

It was unexpected and i tot it was gonna be a 2mins thing, i faked doing sth else where just to give him his space. But he had to be a douchebag

greatnaija01:
It only shows you do not know how to use your PC.
why not give the person your laptop after you have LOGGED OFF your account AND opened a GUEST ACCOUNT FOR THE PERSON.

YOU GAVE YOUR LAPTOP WHILE YOU WERE LEAVING TO DO SOMETHING ELSE? na wa o.... what if he PUT A HIV/AIDS virus flash into your LAPTOP and corrupted your ENTIRE REGISTRY FILES to a point that even if you FORMAT.... it would still not WORK?


well, lesson learnt... DONT DO IT AGAIN not even for an ANGEL.

Lightangel65:
Then you haven't found Love.
If u love someone you can't just after that person.

You mean you would like to marry sn without lustully checking her boobs out?

I cant marry sn i am not lusting after. Whats d point when u love sn and you re not equally lusting after the person

kingkakaone:
They will know when they check and compare your biometrics with the last one.
They will post u ehn, just go there after two weeks and they will tell u that the temporary isn't ready.

I may be wrong though, just buzz me when u visit them next.

Same thing happened to me, my details later matched and they threatened to arrest me. Well the later was cuz they needed a bribe.

amaniro:
I don't see it as anything.

Well you re part of the 20% abnormal or normal pple. Whichevevr it is, u re in the minority

tolugar:
xvid.com??

do you have anything you are not proud of??

if yes,


you are pretty much Fur@ked both hole

You know the feel bro??

amaniro:
What's bad if he checked your browser's history? are you a yahoo-personnel?

Well if you can publicly show pple ur browser's history then i doff my hat for you

So this dude asked to use my laptop to check his email, i trusted him, excused him to go do sth. I came back, met him staring at my browser's history. Wtf collegue
I feel pple who think they can invade pples(gf, wife or friend) privacy without express permission shld be killed and sent to the deepest part of hell

UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't blame you. Nairaland has turned us to mates.

Lol, naija girls and their demanding mentality. I wonder hkw u guys survive without chokin to death cus i wud if i live my life this way. Anyway naija women are very strong. And thats why they take so many unimaginable dehumanizing things in their relationship.
I bet ur bf beats u in real life and u re here forming that sn is not ur mate...smh

uzobaby:
Most times businesses fail when most owners want to start big. .without learning anything about the business and trade secrets...even if you have 10million..start from buttom.and learn .this will prepare for eventualities..

This is the best advice you can give a biz starter but then pple dream too big and expect too much. My last biz failed cus i started too big

Koolking:
Heartbreak is an understatement.

Near-suicide experience is more like it.

When you invest your life-savings in a business and it's gone down the drain upon how much you incubated the business, that's near-suicide experience.

Business risk is for tough people. My utmost respect to self-made business women.

Note: Church business is not included

This tho.. started a biz late 2016, las las it failed and i was determined to commit suicide, got to d river and i cudnt jump. Well i am restrategizing to start another biz. Cuz no matter how it is, 8 to 5 job is more depressing

I feel the sanity of this place depends on me as a user, and as i grow old and more bored, this place shld follow suit.

I did this same thing 2011 for a whole semester straight, used to go out every night to meet girls. Damn that shìt is hard but if you slug tru it, u re going to become a god.
Its not about meeting girls only, its about challenging yourself while at it.
Give urself set of challenges and make sure u execute them i.e try meeting 2 to 3 girls togeda or meet girls face to face in public. Like i said its not about getting the girls (wic will eventually come) but its about boosting ur self esteem.

I heard a story one time that ugly and beauty were freinds but then they went swimming but ugly stole beauty's garment and since then beauty has been naked and ugly moving in beauty's garment.
I think u ve mistaken ugly for beauty bro.

She is just being diplomatic
Whats being diplomatic? Its when you strongly want to punch sn on the face but you tell them..nice jacket. But then i strongly advise you to go for it, for the experience tho.

HumbleJohn:
Please o, OP what is FRIEND ZONE??

Pple who have been there have not been able to come out, so we dont know yet what it is or how the place looks like. All i know is that its a very very bad place to be.

ImaIma1:
Very true.

Even me as a lady, I take exceptions to fellow ladies calling me "dear" "darling", etc. Many of them say it to show that you are beneath them...younger one or something like that.

Jesus christ!!!! Its gonna be sad and stupid if chinaza thinks i am beneath her.

Valerie47:
Asshole I'm the woman of his dream, he wish he met me earlier, now choke on that.

Lol pls tag me when u re bold enough to make ur next thread about how men are lairs and scum

Tamarapetty:
Ok dear, taken.

I remain unruffled

Tamarapetty:
Ok dear, if you say so

Take it back now