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Uglymugg:
REcord and post on YouTube. At least make money while hunting for pussy. You should tell them you're a famous YouTube Vlogger, but don't tell them your name if they ask you because you're not really a Vlogger. You'd fvck at least, two puzzies every second night.

Usually i keep a personal journal of my escapades cuz that was my learning period but this time its a fun period. Video? I dont know how i will do that.

Shibaraba:
Won't work....these ladies can smell cash continents away

Really getting pussý isnt the main motive, just want to do sth for fun. And that was y i chose that IT just to appear like the normal average guy.

Been out of a relationship cuz of distance and shìt. So just thought i shld embark on a 30 days program challenging myself. Going out everynight meeting sweet sweet ladies.
Done this b4 couple if times during my undergrad days.
Plan now is to come back from work and then set out to hunt. Alone. I wont ask for any girl's number, i will only give out my number and see who will actually call and my job wud be a carpentry student on IT.

Hotfreeze:
If you're talking about Island, no dey mention after Ajah o. That side na Ijebu.

FYI, it's Ijebu they turned to Ibeju.

I stay in Eleko and my house is directly facing the beach, no way you can quantify the joy of hearing the sound of beach waves at nights and the fresh breeze, OH MY GOD.

I remember when i was still a rookie, i mean when i was still a kissless-hugless virgin, and i wanted to start relating with girls, i was in my part 3days. Before i starting launching out atleast i had a game plan to work with, and thats the general beleive that if you give a lady lots of attention and you suddenly withraw it, she will always crave for more therefore comin back to you.

There was this girl i got her no tru a friend, i was constantly calling her and after 3 mths of consistent calling i stopped for like 2weeks. During this period i had assumed she would be wondering why i never called, envisaged she wud be expecting my call so bad and one evening, gleefully i dialed her no, expecting her to welcome my call with tears of joy only for her to ask me who is speaking, i said gaspard. Then she asked...who is gaspard.. i was sad and i ended the call. Shìt didnt work but atleast i knew the method was crap and i knew i wasnt going to use that tactics again.

I made reference to that situation cuz like i said an average guy comes with a game plan when trying to toast a girl. But girls are just so dump in this aspect. They seem intelligemt when its d guy doing the chasing but when its their turn to do the chasing they just seem too incredibly dumb and you wonder what the hell is going on in their brain.(i am generalising cuz at this stage.. YES I CAN)
A girl will give you 50 missed called within 1hr just to try to reach you(true story) whereas a guy wud stop at the most 10 missed calls if u do not pick and i mean the dumbest ones.
Ladies travel the most stupid hours of long journey just to meet a dude. Some even ready to even pay the TFare themselves. A lady traveled 15hrs just to say hi to this dude not even her bf yet.. she was doing the chasing.
One time a lady wanted to see me and i told her 10pm at night i wud be free. Said 10pm cuz i wasnt ready to see her. By 10 pm called her line, rang once and she didnt pick, i was relieved, switched off my fone and arnd 1am switched it on, her call came tru. Told her i had already called her once but she didnt pick. She said she was charging her fone. Thereafter she said shes coming over at that odd hour. Even i wouldnt try that shìt to go collect 1m.
Again how do girls react to rejection, they result to suicide or some form of crazy self harm whereas a nìgaa will chalk it all up, he might cry, or come to NL and latch out at some random girls he sees on sight.

But if its d guy doing the chasing, then they start forming super intelligent and shìt, sometimes i veiw ladies bragging comments/respknse here on NL whenever they re being asslicked and i will just laff inwardly.
Moral of the story is... guys always give urself some credit. The girl u re chasing and shes forming had to get to you..know that u re far more smarter and intuitive than her. If you want to ass lick, asslick no big deal cuz you kno that even in your most stupid actions, you re still far better than this girls when it comes to game and relationship matter.
And this is just to serve as a motivation to you. To percieve yourself as sn better and a cool guy. You see that girl thats pino pino and you think.. hmmm nope she outa my league.. lol she's not, cus when the table gets turned(i mean she doing the chasing) you would wonder and shudder at her irrational actions.

In summary...You re a cool guy even in your dumbest and most stupid actions.. Start giving youself some credits.

This happened recently

When i was younger i remember whenever i finshed eating, i used to jump up and down energetically just to hear the sound of food making some sounds in my belly, it sounds Pulum pulum. But i never had this exp since i grew up, fast forward to some weeks back, had this lady over, was about riding didnt remember what i ate last but them my stomach started sounding pulum pulum with each back and forth ride. Shìt was wierd tho d girl didnt give a shìt or maybe she pretended not to care. But it affected my performance that day.
My face during and after the ordeal is this.

Crypto, forex, saving...thats what i am currently doing now. Its a gamble but so help me God

Undertaker001:
loose respect and start misbehaving

What are you afraid of man?

olioxx:
OP what I know about Nigerianr girls is that the moment you toast or propose to them, that day henceforth you own them money. That is when you will be hearing, babe my credit is exhausted, buy 500naira credit for me or babe you know you promise me 5000naira, where is it?
Naija ladies like maney like kilode.

I didnt create this thread just to actively make a counter thread of female bashing ones. To me this is actually my experience about some certain sect of naija girl. And like i said you cant just meet them anywhere, you meet them in certain places i mentioned in the OP.
The other sect of girls re just fùckin plagues you shld brush off vehemently.

DanDeeBoss:

So Undertaker001 couldn't quote me directly to tell me I am an asslicker?? One of the sick persons on this forum

He is prolly part of those who blame women for his failures

Undertaker001:
that's actually the greatest female asslicker on this forum..
No one beats him..

Mr nice Guy

One of these is wrong and one of these is right

She just wants the dìck and u re not giving it to her

One of the best writeups so far. This makes me remember this dude thats always bothering me about my charger. Everytime charger charger charger, i really despise this dude.
And another thing is pple that always feel the need to advise even clearly they know that nobody listens to them but then they wont let you rest. I told this dude the other day that he was spittin on me, but he still didnt get my point, he kept on yapping his silly advice away.. fùcking rèrard.

They re very beautiful. I am talking about the beauty that will really melt your heart. To be honest whenever i go outside and see some of this princesses we have, i wonder how majestic God is in his holy throne, and i feel nourished and proud to be created among them.

So on behalf of all Niger guys that really get it, i hereby thank God for creating this very beautiful angels for us to buffer the effect of this very harsh and stupid country.
And oh when i say beautiful angels i am not reffering to the self acclaimed slay queens with fake lifestyles with names like poco, leaxy, suxieposh, these re just mere specimens to achieve benz and shìt. But i am reffering to girls like chinaza, Dupe, Chidera, Tanishat, Tolani et all. Usually you see them managing there mums biz, or theirs or you see them on your way to market to buy tomatoes or something.
Once again God bless you all and stay beautiful.

vikkimimi:
I'm in A. I..... what kept you up to 2years in all these places

Work..construction. Ebonyi state is a nice place to stay tho, nice and amaizing pple. Those 2 yrs are still the best yrs of my life till date.

vikkimimi:
Both you and Op will be dissapointed

Where re u from in ebonyi state? I stayed in ishiagu, okposi and abakaliki for 2yrs in total

vikkimimi:
Mtcheew!
thought it was something reasonable

You re really beautiful

Lets see if what OP said is true

If u re asking this question then you just havent reached the stage to have sex with a girl yet. I will stay just try and keep tryin until u get d gymick.

BiafraBushBoy:
Bro, I understand that size and age doesn't mean sense... That's what people say...

But please I beg you, prove them wrong at least.

It is shocking that despite your big body, height, and age, your sense becomes the only missing factor .

Come on!

For how long?

A mad man shames not himself but his relatives and siblings.

If not for anything, do this for your relatives and siblings.

#peace.

Advice too late. A fool at 40 is a fool forever.

Of all the problems we re facing in Naija, what concerns you most is how to comment on a post? are you fùcking stupid? I assume ure just a bored teen or sth.
Let me give u an advice as a big bro... log out of nairaland and go make urself useful, then if u try ur best and u still fail in life then come back and start posting. Otherwise u re going to be part of cesspool of retards here on nairalnad blaming women for their failures.

Get more money my nigga and do good to your people.

Thats all.
And i hope it gets published

It was unexpected and i tot it was gonna be a 2mins thing, i faked doing sth else where just to give him his space. But he had to be a douchebag

greatnaija01:
It only shows you do not know how to use your PC.
why not give the person your laptop after you have LOGGED OFF your account AND opened a GUEST ACCOUNT FOR THE PERSON.

YOU GAVE YOUR LAPTOP WHILE YOU WERE LEAVING TO DO SOMETHING ELSE? na wa o.... what if he PUT A HIV/AIDS virus flash into your LAPTOP and corrupted your ENTIRE REGISTRY FILES to a point that even if you FORMAT.... it would still not WORK?


well, lesson learnt... DONT DO IT AGAIN not even for an ANGEL.

Lightangel65:
Then you haven't found Love.
If u love someone you can't just after that person.

You mean you would like to marry sn without lustully checking her boobs out?

I cant marry sn i am not lusting after. Whats d point when u love sn and you re not equally lusting after the person

kingkakaone:
They will know when they check and compare your biometrics with the last one.
They will post u ehn, just go there after two weeks and they will tell u that the temporary isn't ready.

I may be wrong though, just buzz me when u visit them next.

Same thing happened to me, my details later matched and they threatened to arrest me. Well the later was cuz they needed a bribe.

amaniro:
I don't see it as anything.

Well you re part of the 20% abnormal or normal pple. Whichevevr it is, u re in the minority

tolugar:
xvid.com??

do you have anything you are not proud of??

if yes,


you are pretty much Fur@ked both hole

You know the feel bro??

amaniro:
What's bad if he checked your browser's history? are you a yahoo-personnel?

Well if you can publicly show pple ur browser's history then i doff my hat for you

So this dude asked to use my laptop to check his email, i trusted him, excused him to go do sth. I came back, met him staring at my browser's history. Wtf collegue
I feel pple who think they can invade pples(gf, wife or friend) privacy without express permission shld be killed and sent to the deepest part of hell

UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't blame you. Nairaland has turned us to mates.

Lol, naija girls and their demanding mentality. I wonder hkw u guys survive without chokin to death cus i wud if i live my life this way. Anyway naija women are very strong. And thats why they take so many unimaginable dehumanizing things in their relationship.
I bet ur bf beats u in real life and u re here forming that sn is not ur mate...smh

uzobaby:
Most times businesses fail when most owners want to start big. .without learning anything about the business and trade secrets...even if you have 10million..start from buttom.and learn .this will prepare for eventualities..

This is the best advice you can give a biz starter but then pple dream too big and expect too much. My last biz failed cus i started too big

Koolking:
Heartbreak is an understatement.

Near-suicide experience is more like it.

When you invest your life-savings in a business and it's gone down the drain upon how much you incubated the business, that's near-suicide experience.

Business risk is for tough people. My utmost respect to self-made business women.

Note: Church business is not included

This tho.. started a biz late 2016, las las it failed and i was determined to commit suicide, got to d river and i cudnt jump. Well i am restrategizing to start another biz. Cuz no matter how it is, 8 to 5 job is more depressing