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Phones › Re: FG Warns Nigerians On Whatsapp New Rule by GeneralPula: 10:02am On May 19, 2021
yomicbobo:
Something they couldn't try in the EU they brought it here and all our government is saying is we should look for alternatives
EU and co are all scam..

Facebook, twitter are both being controlled by white Demons. Slavery is sweet, these people are still wanting one way or there other to make sure Africa is under their watch.

Its a political situation.

Ya'll should listen to government cuz ain't nothing that they can do. They can't sanction facebook. They can't stop Nigerians from using facebook right?

So it's best they throw the caution.
Business › Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by GeneralPula: 8:21pm On May 18, 2021
The best thing you can do for yourself is to purchase bitcoins and keep it in your blockchain wallet..

It’s a future investment..
Business › Re: China Bans Financial Institutions From All Cryptocurrency Business by GeneralPula: 5:22pm On May 18, 2021
Crypto is one if the best thing to ever happened to this our generation..

No ban can stop people from using crypto cuz it’s the easiest and quickest form of transacting at the moment..
Business › Re: China Bans Financial Institutions From All Cryptocurrency Business by GeneralPula: 5:21pm On May 18, 2021
iampeterben:
Like seriously but I thought this crypto thing came from China. Wahala don enter crypto be that.
Nope, it came from Japan.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Leads #HarassBuhariOutOfParis Protest In France (Pictures) by GeneralPula: 12:19pm On May 18, 2021
Nonsense
Celebrities › Re: “Mr Frog Voice”- Zlatan Ibile Mocks Davido (Video) by GeneralPula: 11:24am On May 18, 2021
Zinnotee:
Do you make music
I compose songs..

Hoping to start selling songs or enter the studio myself someday.
Celebrities › Re: “Mr Frog Voice”- Zlatan Ibile Mocks Davido (Video) by GeneralPula: 11:23am On May 18, 2021
Zinnotee:
Do you make music
I compose songs..
Celebrities › Re: “Mr Frog Voice”- Zlatan Ibile Mocks Davido (Video) by GeneralPula: 10:30am On May 18, 2021
DropsMic:
Fashioned by icebox.. A jewelry company owned by Arabs.

If you go through the pictures on their IG page you will understand why the rest of the world see blacks as efulefus
Maybe you’re the only Efulefu black..

What a dumb thing to say..

Who told you white artists don’t purchase at icebox or who told you white artist don’t use Luxuries?
Celebrities › Re: “Mr Frog Voice”- Zlatan Ibile Mocks Davido (Video) by GeneralPula: 10:24am On May 18, 2021
Confam..

Davido earns more in music than any other African artist..

Davido has something called Melody in him. He knows how to put this unique melody into songs.

Good or bad lyrics, naija people love songs with sweet melody. Something they can get freaky with when they got freaky! That’s why he has more hit back to back!

He may put up anyhow lyrics but with a sweetest melody! Something wey be say if dem play for club, you go wan scatter ground..

And to say, music isn’t just about good lyrics( Good beat and sweet melody are importanter!)

The best music ever are always containing sweet melody!
Sports › Re: African History Maker, Asisat Oshoala Thrilled By Champions League Win by GeneralPula: 10:23am On May 18, 2021
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Politics › Re: Any Attack On The South-East Is An Attack On The Yorubas — Igboho Warns FG by GeneralPula: 10:15am On May 18, 2021
The script is getting more glaring..

Nah PDP dey use this dude..

He’s always been a Pdp guy..

He did a lot of dirty things for Oyinlola for osun back then..
Sports › Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Mocks Chelsea By Hawking F.A Cup - Who Go Buy Cup? by GeneralPula: 12:09pm On May 17, 2021
Frales6:
Everywhere just quiet since after that match
So even as threads upon threads dey surface daily, everywhere is still quiet??

Una go come attack/mock Chelsea fans, them go defend una attack...Una go come dey claim dey making noise..

Una attack ranting no be noise?
Politics › Re: Ife And Modakeke Crisis In Osun: The Real Story by GeneralPula: 11:34am On May 17, 2021
There’s no an inch of truth in this dumb analysis..
Crime › Re: Priscilla Ojong Insists That She Is Not Missing But Depressed, Attempted Suicide by GeneralPula: 9:50am On May 17, 2021
In China and some sane countries, both she and her family would have been arrested for causing public nuisance..
Crime › Re: BREAKING: Two Escape As Gunmen Abduct Abia Varsity Students by GeneralPula: 5:42am On May 07, 2021
Nigercity:
Oga how far nah
grin
Help me and tell your brothers in
Benin republic
That they shouldn't panic
One Igbo business man is coming to share palliative 2morrow.
They show arrange themselves orderly
B4 we get there 2morrow
I wouldn't like them to show Benin people there agbero and unorganized pattern of life,

Also encourage them to find something doing there in Benin republic,
They grown up ones should continue they already established skull mining business in which is a know legacy, while the younger ones that aren't apprentice to any skull mining or organ harvesting company, should also continue the internet fraud Yoruba business,

Pls tell them to bear with us
As there won't be any form of owambe,
Or eating of hydraulic soup sorry ewedu

As we are working in hand with the seriki igangan of the great Yoruba Nation, HRM iskilu wakili to secure more space for the (Coward) sorry great people of the Yoruba Nation that would be arriving Benin republic in different batches from now till further notice..

Kindly bear with us as we pray for you here I
Nigeria,
Sunday igboho the (brave) igbo wannabe would shortly be with you as his has been trying to convince the Fulani rulers of the Yoruba Nation to extend more time to they remaining Yoruba people still in Nigeria to pack up there belongings (for a successful Benin republic trip)
Stay safe over there
Rich regards

Sign
____________ (one Igbo big boy)
When last have you gone for your heritage medication?

Crime › Re: Day And Night Robbery At Agege Pen Cinema Flyover! by GeneralPula: 5:39am On May 07, 2021
Daveambition:
"Eko ti baje" kpatakpata
Baba iya eh grin
Investment › Re: Wales Kingdom Capital (A Ponzi Scheme Or Legit) by GeneralPula: 10:22pm On May 06, 2021
Aycol1:
Earlier this month, this company announced to its investor that it will be re-strategizing its operations and won't be paying ROI for now. Unfortunately the company keep beating around the bush and not transparent to its investor.. Can we say they are also MBA junior because investors tends not to know the faith of their funds.
Yes they’re..
All of them are scam.
Nairaland General › Re: Three Things A Feminist Should Avoid (Opinion) by GeneralPula: 8:48pm On May 06, 2021
SweetCunt97:
Feminism is needed in those arab countries
Arab countries do treat their arab woman with fairness oo..

They only mess with Africa and some Asian women.
Romance › Re: What's Stopping You From Tying The Knot With The Person You're Dating Right Now? by GeneralPula: 8:28pm On May 06, 2021
The person I’m dating now doesn’t have puccy..
Her name is Ps4 !

Celebrities › Re: "I Celebrate You" Osinbajo Tells Ikorodu Bois (Photos) by GeneralPula: 7:36pm On May 06, 2021
Mokason288:
I wish Jonathan was still the president of Nigeria

I’m certain he would have done something significant to boost this promising young lads

But I trust that the living dead doesn’t even know what the word entertainment means


BUHARI IS WORKING WITH FULANI HERDSMEN TO TAKE OVER NIGERIA



I KNOW I MADE SENSE
Mention the ones Jonathan helped when he was president?
Romance › Re: I Got Intimate With Her And She Opened Up That She Is A Goddess by GeneralPula: 7:21pm On May 06, 2021
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Davindal:
Hi Good People On Nairaland. My name is Davindal. I am a 29 years old ex Nigerian soldier but now an IT Expert. I got married on September 2019 to my beautiful wife.

It all started on March 2019, 6 months after I voluntarily discharged from the Nigerian Army due to serious injuries - though I am well and currently fit.

One evening around 9:10 PM, I was strolling home from a bar not too far from my street; when suddenly, A very pretty tall and well shaped chocolate complexioned lady accosted me. The moment I noticed that someone was fast advancing on my position from the rare, I had to quickly sway my body indefensive stance. Lol and behold, it was this very beautiful lady.

I was amazed at her. She equally noticed I was terrified and at the same time curious about her intention in bouncing on me from behind. Then she said, "Brother, please, I am sorry in the manner in which I approached you. My name is Ruth, and I have a problem and I need your help now".

Hmm... I contemplated inwardly what the problem was...how could this fine girl be needing help from an ex-soldier that equally needs help so as to fix thing up. These thoughts and more roamed aggressively on my mind.

Then, I asked her what the problem was, and she told me that she is a first year student of UNN. that she lost her ATM card and hard nothing on her to buy anything basically food. She pleaded that I should just buy her food for the night.

I searched my wallet, and found only N150. Guy man don spend all the N35000 (money) wey him carry commit around 6:00 PM to go flex some bottles and also buying drinks for a few homies. Whereas, in my area 2019 a plate of food was from N300 to N400 then.

I asked her not to worry, that despite the fact I had no enough money on me that I would still buy her food. She was all smiles.

As an area, I took her to a restaurant at a distance of a pole away from where we were standing and bought her a plate of food worth N400 due to the two pieces of meat in it, and a bottle of malt. I met the madam who runs the restaurant who happens know me quite well, and promised to come pay them tomorrow.

She obliged and was even hailing me "Awua! the Awua rugged!!" maybe because of the fine babe. However, we left that restaurant around 10:15 PM.

When we got out of the restaurant she said, the gate keeper to her lodge might have locked the entrance gate. That she would need to talk to a few of her lodge mate to inform them that she was locked outside so the could call come beckon on the gatekeeper to come open the gate but the problem was zero airtime.

I said no qualms, I transferred N200 airtime to her mobile phone from my GTB account. Before me, she placed a call to a close lodge mate who then rushed to her request. We exchanged contact and she left.

Thereafter, we keep talking over the phone periodically, but I noticed she was becoming more attached, and was calling me endearing names. Contrary to her advances, I was in a relationship with another lady (who is currently my wife) before that encounter, and I didn't want to cheat.

However, I lost my phone on June 2019 hence all the contact on it. When I bought a new phone 2 days later and welcomed back my sim I have to copy a few numbers from my diary into my new phone, hence lost her number.

I moved on, even though I was not eying her for a relationship but she called one day again and we started talking again. On September 2019, I married my wife traditionally without telling this babe about it.

Shockingly, I bumped into this babe in PortHarcourt, on 15 December, 2019... didn't quite know she was the one for the only time I met her was in the night, and it was around my area at Nsukka.

That day In PH, I was going about my business when suddenly she bumped into me on the door way in a super market/shopping mall. I passed her by, and she called me by my name "Davindal!". I turned but couldn't recognized her easily. The style of her hair made her confusing in appearance.

She was looking extremely gorgeous. Guys around us where admiring her and also watching us in awe. Then she said, " It is me...Ruth". I was excited so was she too, we embraced each other. Drove in her car to a cool place to chill. NB: I was surprise seeing her in such a big car but I held my calm.

After which she told me her dad sent her for a business deal with a firm that she was in that shopping mall to pick a few things. Surprisingly, sas we were gisting she informed me that something in her tells her that I just married few months ago. I kept mute...couldn't say a word. She said anyway no problems.

When I came back, to my hotel room, I was confused for I remembered, I never told her my name, not even in the night I met her, not to talk about getting married. I Couldn't phatom how she new about these things.

Please note: I have a one year 5 months old son now, and my wife is currently pregnant.

Fast forward to this year 2021, though ever since I bumped into her in PortHarcourt on Dec. 2019 we have been talking over the phone and via WhatsApp media.

In one of my conversations with her she jokingly told me that she has a key to my stars, and that she loves me dearly and would do anything for my sake even though I am married.

Then I summoned courage to ask her how she came to that conclusion, and she said she would tell me when we meet. She asked to see me privately, I told her that I am on a contract job in Abuja, that I would be back to Enugu State in a month's time.

I later came on April 2, 2021, sneakingly met and slept with her on 15th of April in a hotel. We had a nice time. She confessed how she loves me genuinely. In that hotel, though I paid for the room before I hinted her of the location.

During our intimacy time, she ordered and paid for all we ate and drank. When she was freshening up in the bathroom, as a security conscious person I checked her bag, and discovered stash of 500 naira notes, almost up to #45000. Other items are combs, eye pencils, brow powder, lipstick, tiny perfume can, and nothing more. I can say, this babe has wow b**bs, hip, huge thighs and *ss. Above all, with tight pu**y. I really enjoyed her.

The problem now is that she is becoming too attached to me. I even opened up to her that I am married, she cared less and said no problems. I traveled for another IT contract job to Lagos, and she was like, I should come back to Enugu and come and have her that she has grown so madly in love with me after that first sexu*all encounter. I kept on postponing the time I would be coming back until I promised her that I would come on 1st of May 2021 after which I couldn't make it.

Finally, I made it to Enugu where I am based alone. She wanted to come see me yesterday 5th, 2021 from UNN but I threw up an excuse because people know my wife very well. My wife is also a student of UNN, Economics Dept., and she visits weekends from Nsukka. I didn't want to insult her absence.

Why I am Scared

Yesterday, Ruth called me from UNN raging in anger that I don't know whom she is. That in case I don't know that she is a Goddess of wealth in the spiritual realm, and she posses supernatural power to ease of my life that I should know it now.

The moment I heard 'Goddess' cold shiver ran down my spine. Then I asked her to explain what she meant by calling herself a Goddess. She said that as a child long before she came in contact with me that she new me, that the injury I sustained in the military was pre-planned by my God to save me from untimely death. (I never told her I was in the military)

She went on to say, that although I seem successful in the myopic eyes of people. In furtherance, that I am suppose to be balling in higher level of wealth and money than I am currently balling because I am using only 1 star out of the seven higher stars I came into this world with. She said that she would be revealing her parents' identities to me later on.

I told her that she never answered my question on being a Goddess, and she said she is a Goddess of wealth. That she has a gift which makes it possible that anyone she loved and blesses automatically see a brighter future, and fortune. That in my own case that she was assigned to me spiritually to make me stupendously rich such that I can help the less privileged in the world for I am kind hearted young man would doesn't abuse privileges particularly when in the military.

This babe, 22 years old, equally reminded me that she had more than #10000 in her purse that night she came for me...that it was a trap to get in contact with my destiny.

Then, I became even more scared even through I was sounding firm and assertive. How she knew I was afraid got me scarier. She beckoned on me not to be afraid that she is a beautiful soul but also a supernatural person, and a Goddess who has been sent by almighty God to open my way properly. That she would bless me whenever I am ready to see her.

She reminded me to observe how things have been changing for good in my life ever since I met her, and Even more after our intimacy.

I reminded her that it would be some how to marry her a second wife, but she said she doesn't care that all she wants is to be with me that she would easily get along with her supposed co wife. She said she has her on money which is equally mine for an even more happy home. My wife is 23.

She is 22 and in 300 level, sparkling pretty, and gorgeous.

Please, who has experienced this for I don't know if she is a ghost or human?

Should I still be seeing her? Pls I need an advice for truly, I have been getting contracts steadily.
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Romance › Re: The Increasing Threads Of Ladies Claiming To Be Ogbanje. (photos) by GeneralPula: 7:20pm On May 06, 2021
No mind them..

Ogbanje ma foot..

Real Ogbanje girls no dey do evil self. They won’t force you to marry them at all. It will always be based on your want..

There’s is just to be with you and stand by you.
Celebrities › Re: Aki And Pawpaw Tease Fans About New Project (Photos) by GeneralPula: 6:00pm On May 06, 2021
They’re so blessed!

Everything about them is funny!
Crime › Re: Okiemute Deborah 'Sassie Dira' Arrested By EFCC Over Facebook Post (Photos) by GeneralPula: 5:46pm On May 06, 2021
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Romance › Re: Men Are No Longer Persuasive - Lady Laments by GeneralPula: 12:24pm On May 06, 2021
Come...
Let’s do..
I no do..
Ok..

E no pass that oo..
Romance › Re: Reno Is On Niaraland, He Stole My Comment! by GeneralPula: 11:43am On May 06, 2021
Lots of them are on Nairaland here..
Politics › Re: Electronic-Voting: The Best Type Of Election Suitable For Nigeria And Nigerians by GeneralPula: 11:23am On May 06, 2021
BluntCrazeMan:
For those that would be saying that Hackers would hack the servers and change the results,,, I want to know why those hackers have not hacked the Banks servers all these while, or you think those hackers don't need money?
That means, it is only the votes (and maybe perhaps, only the Election Results) that they are interested in?? (as if it concerns them sef)
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Yeye. Its not easy to hack a bank cuz bank uses hackers as well

Politicians will hire hackers that will run the job...Its what you & I both know!
Culture › Re: From Space To Place: Making Our City Work For All Its Inhabitants - Oniru by GeneralPula: 6:26am On May 06, 2021
Talk dey there no be small..
Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Inaugurate FRSC Training School In Delta On Thursday by GeneralPula: 6:26am On May 06, 2021
AsomughaChuks05:
They have moved it from Udi in Enugu state. Always shortchanging the South East.
The project which was built by the Delta State Government
Romance › Re: US Couple Celebrates 80th Wedding Anniversary by GeneralPula: 6:06am On May 06, 2021
"I'm the head of the house, she's the neck, she controls the head," Leroy told KCAU-TV.

When a reporter asked Uvie if she was the "leader" in their relationship, she laughed as she remarked, "That's what he said," while she pointed to her husband.


If you understand the humor here, you’ll understand how they made it to 80 years..

You won’t see such women in feminist kingdom..
Crime › Re: First Made-In-Nigeria AK-47 Codenamed OBJ006 By The Army (Pictures) by GeneralPula: 6:02am On May 06, 2021
Biafra Armyz in trouble..

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