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TimeMachine:
You are absolutely right about my taste of women being low, I completely agree. But it is not like I like to choose low class ladies, it is just that I have a kind spec and attributes in ladies that hardly most lonely, high class working class ladies have.

The only lady I had with all these traits was my Asian girl, but she had to go back to build her business. So I am thinking of getting a white South African.

I can name a few of the traits and attributes in case you know a high class girl in Nigeria that will pass the needles eye:

= Naturally fair, very fair with hour-glass figure.
= Must be smoker (Cannabis and all)
=Must know how to make cocktails.
=Must know how to dance, sometimes pole dance
=Must be always happy and excited, no frowning and feeling worried.
=Must be ready to live on a fixed monthly allowance
=Must research for Events/Seminars for weekend
=Must be ready to go weekend jogging with me 3hrs every Saturdays and Sundays (7-10)

I can name more, but those are a few of the pre-conditions, and it happens that most of the ladies who have the specs and time for my lifestyle end up being 'low class ladies', as you call them.

I have tried all permutations and I am still trying, but it is a lifestyle I must continue to keep till the end of my 3D Game.

hmmm

she must never frown or worry
I'm also looking for such a person who will never frown or be worried indoors.

Billy, ( or Timmy) it is impossible to find such a lady except she's always high or she's deceiving you for your cash.

Tell me , do you give those babes this list when you meet them?

That shows why you always get heartbroken.

You make them know that you are obsessed with them since someone with all those qualities ( in Nigeria) is very rare.

All humans take advantage when they know that someone is obsessed with them. since you are also lonely , I guess you pour out your heart to do at every giving opportunity.


Your wife is a white woman and you still want to import another to join you here? lol.


oh boy the way you are even writing your MUST
shuoo


Are you looking for love or you are looking for a plaything?

The only lady I think is very fair and seems happy always is the OAP Toke Makinwa .I don't know if she likes jogging

TimeMachine:
You are absolutely right about my taste of women being low, I completely agree. But it is not like I like to choose low class ladies, it is just that I have a kind spec and attributes in ladies that hardly most lonely, high class working class ladies have.

The only lady I had with all these traits was my Asian girl, but she had to go back to build her business. So I am thinking of getting a white South African.

I can name a few of the traits and attributes in case you know a high class girl in Nigeria that will pass the needles eye:

= Naturally fair, very fair with hour-glass figure.
= Must be smoker (Cannabis and all)
=Must know how to make cocktails.
=Must know how to dance, sometimes pole dance
=Must be always happy and excited, no frowning and feeling worried.
=Must be ready to live on a fixed monthly allowance
=Must research for Events/Seminars for weekend
=Must be ready to go weekend jogging with me 3hrs every Saturdays and Sundays (7-10)

I can name more, but those are a few of the pre-conditions, and it happens that most of the ladies who have the specs and time for my lifestyle end up being 'low class ladies', as you call them.

I have tried all permutations and I am still trying, but it is a lifestyle I must continue to keep till the end of my 3D Game.

hmmm

she must never frown or worry
I'm also looking for such a person who will never frown or be worried indoors.

Billy, ( or Timmy) it is impossible to find such a lady except she's always high or she's deceiving you for your cash.

Tell me , do you give those babes this list when you meet them?

That shows why you always get heartbroken.

You make them know that you are obsessed with them since someone with all those qualities ( in Nigeria) is very rare.

All humans take advantage when they know that someone is obsessed with them. since you are also lonely , I guess you pour out your heart to do at every giving opportunity.


Your wife is a white woman and you still want to import another to join you here? lol.


oh boy the way you are even writing your MUST



Are you looking for love or you are looking for a plaything?

The only lady I think is very fair and seems happy always is the OAP Toke Makinwa .I don't know if she likes jogging lol

OriginalKogiboy:
I christian can b influence by demon but can not be posses. Holyspirit and demon can not stay together. but during a heated deliverance service. the holispirit shift and perfect the work of delivrance in an aflicted christian. I ONCE CASTED OUT DEMON FROM AN AFLICTED PASTOR.

the letters in caps too is what I was thinking of


I know an mfm pastor who told us a story of how after years of affliction , he decided to lock himself in his room.

His aim was to spend as many days there praying and fasting till God showed up.


On the tenth day. he said a black tall and smelly demon came out of him looked back at him with hatred and disappeared



That was the end of years of abject poverty and continuous rejection.


Mind you, he said he was already a pastor when this happened.

He also used to pray for people.

That story made me begin to think twice about the issue of possession.

TimeMachine:
Very married, Yes, but my wife does not love this country but I love it here with a passion.

But what can I do with the ravaging sex hormones ? Most of the pretty ladies I meet end up bring runz girls, and even the working class end up transferring all family responsibilities upon a guy's head once you love them. And I do not like runz girls.

So ? I end up being alone most times and responding to girls only when I cant handle the loneliness any more.


You now know why I visit Nairaland.

This man, I knew you could never leave nairaland for good.
when you went on that short hiatus I was like *yimu* what brought you the first time will bring you back.


As a Christian , I don't support adultery.


However since you don't want to be lonely why not marry a second wife here in Nigeria ? at least you are an African man .


Besides I don't mean to be offensive or anything but I think your taste in women is very low , if all the ladies you keep meeting always turn out to be money hungry chicks.

There are ladies in Nigeria with their own money who just want love and companionship. Those ones from well to do homes also end up spending on their men.

Except you feel like you have to dole out money to compensate for other things that are missing you shouldn't let anyone use you, ever.

You should learn to put your foot down and say No when you are not comfortable with whatever the person is bringing in.

I do it all the time and it works for me.

Though I have very few friends as a result but as an introvert I'm fine with that.

Zoharariel:
You know this is Afrika - especially Nigeria where anybody can easily connive with kidnappers or even ritualize the person rendering the assistance.

And What if your niece is an ogbanje or an agent of the marine kingdom - sent to wreak havoc in the lives of 500,000 Nigerian adults?

So with all these risks in mind, I am still willing to accommodate your niece for a period of 6-months if only my terms & condition are acceptable to both of you.

1.) She must be between the ages of 16 - 25.

2.) I must see 3 of her pictures.

3.) She must be willing to acclimatize & habituate herself to my apartment by walking & sleeping completely n.aked all the time - except when visitors are around.

4.) She must be ready to clean the house, do the dishes & above all - follow all my orders without putting up any resistance whatsoever.

5.) If after 3 months, she discovers the following signs: Tender swollen breasts, Frequent urination, Food sensitivity & aversion, Cervical mucus & Excess saliva - that means she's pregnant.

Therefore, you will accompany me & my friends to meet with her Parents with the following items:

3 bottles of Seamans Aromatic Schnapps.

1 derika of onions

3 Congo of Garri

5 Sachets of Dangote salt & sugar

3 Packets of Honeywell Macaroni

10kg of BUA Rice

1 tin of Cowbell Milk

1 tin of Milo

5 cubes of Ajinomoto maggi

A 5-litre keg of Palm oil

1 brown obuko (goat) wey him beard don ripe like Adebayo Shittu own

10 yards of Ghana wax ankara

And 10,000Naira for her dowry

But if she's from Calabar or Uyo - I will include one medium-sized Ekuke local dog (wey don chop plenty shiit from Ijora Badiya) that will be used for barbecue to entertain the village elders.

My email address is on my profile. Do not hesitate to shoot me a mail if my terms & condition are acceptable to you.

loool


Just say you are looking for a wife

TimeMachine:
While I live in a 10 room mansion and very lonely at Lekki and battling loneliness. Someone else is searching for a place to share with a room mate. This life is funny.

Don't need females though. Tired of girls falling in love and making me feel guilty.

but you are married , why still lonely?

deafeyez:
I brought four other women. Each with their own character. One thing with her is that she cook quality meal for me asap.
But I am still pounding others.

fast food, is that all?

madgoat:
Improve yourself, have an impressive curriculum vitae and you will get a job with a fat salary. The truth is bitter. Deal with it.

I'm sure your idea of a fat salary is 500k which is weekend spending for many business owners


broaden your mind mehn

Originakalokalo:
One of my best..

Jacob called his sons to tell them what will happen to them in the future..he was on his sick bed

When he got to Judah, he gave One of the oldest prophecy about Jesus ...

I just love it. Take a look:



Genesis 49 vs 10...

The sceptre shall not depart from Judah neither a lawgiver between his feet. Until Shiloh comes, unto him

SHALL THE GATHERING OF THE PEOPLE BE.


How old is this prophecy?

God is great.

I also noticed this prophecy a long time ago

Does that mean Jacob was divinely inspired when pronouncing both blessings and curses on his kids or was he only divinely inspired for Judah? because this is clearly a prophecy and not just a prayer.

If God chose the house of Judah to be the house of the future king David , why did God then choose Saul knowing fully well that the sceptre wouldn't depart from the house of Judah?

Did Judah do anything to warrant this special treatment of his descendants being singled out as heirs to the throne of Israel?

I know the children of Levi did when they killed their country men to stop their profanity .

Oh my God

I was really trying to give the writer the benefit of the doubt until I got to the last part

girls don't like hairy balls

like seriously

That guy is a freaking pervert

For those saying kids won't understand , puhleeease

kids that have started doing mommy and daddy at age 4 . It won't be difficult for them to understand this thing soon.

Weapon2020:
This is pay back time!!! Do you remember the agony you put our grandparents during SLAVE TRADE.

if not for these same white people will you be able to type in English , go to school or have a smart phone?

Whites have contributed to the development of Nigeria than Nigerians themselves

wink2015:
The political leadership in Nigeria is not carrying the youth along in terms of the spread of the dividend of democracy.

No gainful jobs for the youth - High unemployment rate
High cost of living
High cost of food in the market
No electricity even when you choose to employ yourself or create self employment.

What do you expect the youth to do after the university have trained them.

You have educated a graduate to the university or polytechnic level and you want him to just sit at home doing nothing.

That youth want to drive flashy cars!

That youth want to live in posh apartment!

That youth want to have girlfriend or get married.

I GO CRAZY AT TIMES WHEN THE GOVERNMENT THAT IS SUPPOSED TO ACCEPT ITS RESPONSIBILITY TURN AROUND AND BLAME THE YOUTH.

if you choose to make money illegitimally and make innocent people weep do not blame others

I pray every yahoo boys mother receives double fold of what they cause other peoples mothers and fathers to go through

phase1:
The guy made a lot of money, yet spent more on liabilities than asset.

He bought a fuel-guzzling car for 3.8 million , bought another car for 1.6 million, rented a house for 0.8 million, spent millions lavishly on gadgets and blings but could only buy a land for just 2 million. SMH

That land wouldn't last a year as he will forced to sell it for a give away price to buy another ride when he is broke. His 'village people' works overtime.

Poverty is a thing of the mind. Thank God for financial intelligence.

he probably should have also scammed someone of common sense since he lacks it

Princedapace:
Aswear the woman I'm planning to marry usually justify these acts.. We have fought over this..

It is so annoying really.

what exactly are her reasons?

she justifies fraudsters and is dating someone who does legit business

very ironic

This is what we call patewo hairstyle in Yoruba

deafeyez:
You will see FAKE love when you have and have money.

When you have, those you would want to marry won't love you. They will only eat your money.

When you are broke, no woman would come close to you.

My babe na perfect example.

if she's fake why are you dating her?

So this girl is igbo?
she is an open lesbian . takes naked pictures with her lesbo partner.

madgoat:
Mumu keep suffering there because u want to be a business owner meanwhile ur mates are collecting fat salaries and living large
When poverty hits you well, they will not tell u twice.

give an example of the fat salary you are talking about?

Seun:
Daddy Freeze is absolutely right that the original name of Jesus is 'Yeshua' or 'Joshua'. The 'controversy' here is about whether or not the translated versions of this name in other languages, such as Ιησούς (Greek), Jesus (English), Jesu(Yoruba), Jizọs(Igbo), Yesu(Hausa), and Isa(Arabic) are as potent against demons, and for causing prayers to be instantly answered, as his original Jewish name, 'Yeshua' or 'Joshua'.

One could argue that there is no magic in any of the names: they've all been used against ISIS and Boko Haram and none of them worked.

seun we know who your Aligiance is to


that nonsense you put in Islam section that bars Christians and other people from going there to speak their minds except they agree to that thing....

But your fellow atheist have a field day on christian topics

Apart from Judaism no other religion in the world has faced such huge backlash like Christianity and continued to thrive around the world

We know who you serve.

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This bishop must be high on piss

I'm all for tithing but it must be a thing of choice and no one should be compelled to pay.

We know the church uses these offerings and tithes to fund projects , print fliers and equip the church with what's necessary

However, If the cost running the church and building new projects has become very high then you should reduce the number of projects you get involved in

You are not in any competition neither are you going to take the building to heaven when you die.

op said he was paid a huge ransom
so wizkid is now a kidnapper

When someone has low self esteem you would know because they would always seek to tear other people down.

This is what happens when a forum that once thrived with objective and sensible comments has been overtaking by Louts .

You can almost predict the response of the average nairaland guy :

on the romance section when a topic has to do with women you see ' what do women have to offer than sex' or 'olosho'


politics : 'sai baba', sai buhari, Igbos, ipob pigs , 'brown roof republic ', ' atikulate ', ' I blame buhari'

you would be lucky to find sensible comments in the second pages.

Seun must do something about the dislike button quickly. It will bring decorum to a once glorious forum

Me I don't even have time to waste. If you quote me with insults just be prepared to take a vacation from nairaland for a few days.

Princedapace:
I always tell my woman, "add weight and watch me bring a slim girl home.. After all, I paid all the items on ur list"

Even when she added the weigh to give birth to your children abi smh
do you know weigh loss differs from person to person. Some people find it very difficult to loose accumulated fat while someone like me small stress like this I don loose weigh.

you know , ladies to love six packs bit we don't pit pressure on our men to build muscles.

lefulefu:
agreed self control is very essential in both a lady and a guy but then even if this lady has a self control that is as strong as olumo rock...as far as she romances with the temptation she will fall yakata. Its better u give ur distance from temptation. U can jus imagine a situation where d lady broke up with the ex who happen to be d best friend of d other guy cos d guy wasnt ready for marriage or the guy didnt have enuf money but the sex was spontaneous .she now broke up and married d other friend since he was ready for marriage and had more money. The friend she married wasnt that gud in bed and the other friend later showed up in their life or the lady still has his contacts. U think say sumptin no go happen upon d self control d babe get.

same thing can happen if the guy isn't the Hubby's friend.

which one hurts more catching your babe knacking her ex who was your friend or or cathxing her with her ex you don't even know from Adams?

lefulefu:
some friends dont care ooo
dem go still want to taste
waiting like snakes until small gbege enter d marriage thats when they will strike
the wife get small issue with hubby and run go the friend house to complain and the friend go jus take full advantage of the situation
too much wahala and tension in such a marriage union abeg.

That's why it depends more the girls self control than on the fact that the friend is her ex


if the girl has no self control she will still knack her ex whether or not the mam knows him.

jorion:
It's risky though. Because if your friend were to ever pop back into your lives, I promise you, that love will gradually turn to a deep distrust and then hate. Don't do it because one day very soon, you will definitely throw her past in her face

same way if her ex who isn't her Hubby's friend pops back she is likely to fall if she lacks self control.


what scares guys most is the feeling that the friend has already seen the ladys unclothedness

On that case I can't advice the man to do it if he won't be comfortable with it.

lefulefu:
the old spark go always come back when the friend is visiting them .last last the friend go resume smashing the guy wife behind im back.na so e dey always be.

its normal to know that if a guy chooses to marry a girl his friend has had the friendship will automatically come to without any fights

if I'm the friend I wouldn't even step foot in my friends house again , abi wetin I dey find there. I wouldn't want to make the lady feel uncomfortable

So the guy will know if his friend is worth loosing over a girl. not bad if the friendship is not so close or shaky

stagger:
Maths, IT, Statistics or Physics. If the guy is serious, he will do it. What is 4 years compared to solid earnings for a lifetime? Do you know how much these guys earn, and are highly sought after in companies? Machine learning and AI is the future.

@Funnydude come and see o

didn't you study statistics ? why are you wasting your time with eBook writing when you can make millions from this

Carmal90:
OK, without having bachelor degree in afro mention degree, one cannot be qualified as data science?

yes

A degree in mathematics and statistics.