₦airaland Forum

GorgeousAF:
8 days....30 minutes for each day!!!

Oyerinde16:
I rented a house, allowed my friend stay with me cos we still de hustle, got teaching job for him same school, earning 35k each... I no quick realize say na only me de buy food, my friend just de buy cloths, bought bold or curve 5 then, began sleeping with our land lady... They both planned to evict me...

I just travel come back, my guy say land lady has rented the room to him and land lady say she no wan see me for the house... I think say ma joke until my guy lock up de give me attitude asking me when am I leaving cos him babe the land lady say so... Being ask am, guy I housed you o... Where u wan make I go, him tell me Oha... Say him no de, make I sort my self... Las las land lady pounce on am later... E no go better for you Johnson...

Reminderz:
Share your experiences...

Here's mine: I'm always happy for him, even when he opened his own store and rented his own space, in fact, I was one of the first person to get there when he celebrated his winnings... I gave him the needed support and encouragement... I realised that anytime I got my own breakthroughs, he never celebrated me or does as if he noticed them...

I later found out he was even jealous of my own winnings despite how true I was to him... I cut off the relationship before I got stabbed in the back... I didn't really know where the envy or jealousy was coming from...

manitoba:
From his history, he sure had a slow career progression. But his patient dog is finally eating the fattest bone. Words on the streets shows he is highly competent . I wish him the best.

payosehtor:
I discovered that my name is no longer in my wife's phone.
A check on the call log shows my number registered 34. While a strange number has 132.
All the reasons for suspicion started when she visited her family. As I write. We don't call each other for the last 3mont. Still with her parents.

Menclothing:
Watched his interview with bbc Yoruba very fluent in native language

Whois:
Fair money isn't fair o. I no go talk much

Dmeji4444:
She been the call the Nigga "egbon adugbo" untill she get belle for him.

She became pregnant and if she was not with me, she would be with this street big brother. Obviously i wasn't responsible for it cos i didn't touch her about 2 months before Ramadan fasting and a month after fasting, then she was pregnant and by calculation, it fell during the fasting gan gan.

Every Baga for street just dey call me baba baby but she no even fit lie say na me get am. Unfortunately for her, egbon adugbo dey plan his wedding. The matter long gan, she moved away from the neighborhood before pregi shoots out.

Aplaudez:
She said and i qoute "I doubt if we're compatible" from someone that i harboured and feed all through my nysc period like say she no dey collect her alawee.

Final final before we pass out i saw say the girl don carry belle, she was looking for a way to start conversation with me, mo ya look away
Emi Idan.

Angrygoat:
I hardly baff with using toilet 1st. I stopped using tissue paper about 7years back,tho I still dump tissues at the base,to prevent splash of my heavy by force shift. Nothing sweet pass say u shit finish,come baff,apply soap go your buttocks. Scrub am wella.

austine4real:
Come and start charcoal business with hundred thousand N100k and make 300% in 3months

MrBrownJay1:
- so for the past 18months they couldnt afford to buy a door?
- is it so difficult for them to put a sheet on the door frame (for privacy)?
- how do they get dressed if there is no door for privacy?
- 4am sex when all the kids are asleep is out of the question too?

Helpthesimps:
now you have the experience to help you not fall for such a thing or similar things like that again.

Wordsfrombimpe:
You are Single Untill You Married - Double Date

There is no such thing as am in relationship playing the loyalty game for long my sister

I have been loyal for long to the men I dated and didn't end up with one

My last relationship taught me deeply, I cried badly and that's to tell you how I love deeply

Long distance relationship with someone on this space and it didn't work on

But I see ladies making the mistakes I made many times and what is that

A guy likes you and he ask he want to get to know you

The next thing you are in a relationship aunty you want to be single for long be that

Inside relationship I learnt some relationship lead you to the right ones

But don't be stupid to be loyal to someone who can't vouch that for you

This men you see can't dish out what you give to them

I went out to sort something and a guy called me on the street and said so you are not married and you are busy forming relationship

And the person I thought you are married to or in a relationship is in a marriage with another woman

And he was like

I have liked you for long but the moment you utter relationship it broke me

I was so angry

Because you are the qualities I need and I observe you for long

I was like shock

I could not cry

So please ladies double date

I have learnt and I hope you learn

Double date and don't do pre marital sex

God bless every loyal people out there

May we find the right ones

Ase!

https://twitter.com/coachbimpe/status/1664758421072105475?s=46[/quote]Them don do this op shege

Deeprooted:
My friend borrowed from first Bank but failed to pay back. Since they don't call to threaten him he thought he was smart.

A year and few months later,he secured a job with GT Bank, after the training from the academy, while his colleagues were issued offer letter, he was informed by the HR to go and clear his debt.


Guess the amount?
Just 16k.

Nazgul:
Don't blame them. Nigeria isn't working so once people see any business that gives money, everyone would dive into it and over saturate it.

Look at POS... around 2016, you can rent a shop and run POS and make reasonable money. In fact you could live comfortably with POS business. Today, you'll find over 20 POS operators on a single street. So if you're planning on going into it, just be prepared cos whatever you make from it obviously wouldn't be able sustain you.

Look at Uber/Bolt. I know someone who is in Canada today courtesy of Uber. He started out as an Uber driver as far back as 2017. Today because there are no jobs, more and more guys (and even ladies) are going into uber. This had made Uber become over saturated . And if their drivers are honest with you, they'll admit that it's not as lucrative as it used to be.

Same with provision shop, you can find more than 20 on one street all selling the same thing. How on Earth would they make profit?

Is it korokpe or danfo bus...that one is worse, there are some routes you'll ply, when you reach and park, before it reaches your turn to load again, it might take up to an hour because there are lots and lots of other buses ahead of you.

In the late 90s and early 2000s, one of the fastest way to make money as someone who wasn't fortunate to attain university education was to do hire purchase. Find someone who would give you a bus, and within a year, you've paid him back and you have the bus all to yourself.

Today, bad economy and inflation has made it impossible for these guys to deliver, so even though they're in possession of the vehicle, they would find it very difficult meeting their daily target.

It's not that these businesses aren't lucrative, they are but because there are so many competitors, profit becomes very slim. This is why so many of them aren't making it.

If the country is working, people wouldn't be eager to do any kind of business, this means that businesses wouldn't be over saturated, so those doing it would easily prosper.

taylor89:
I saw one staunch APC supporter complaining bitterly yesterday how he could not be able to secure a job 5 years after graduation

I no just talk

I just give am bombastic side eye waka commot

Do you think all these APC rats on Nairaland ain’t feeling the heat of this evil government?

Baba all of them dey suffer offline forget their ranting online

Evolutionlove:
Lol I noticed that Too. Unlike before when so many people will crucify you because one is still staying in his Owned Parents House.

Buharii don Humble the Average/Poor

Hamachi:
● 6 things you should never tell everyone ●

I have come to realize that some of the problems we are facing in life all started from, sharing too much information with others, which came back to hurt us.

If you want to live a fulfilled life, here are six things I think, you should never tell people:

● Your deepest fears and insecurities:

These are private matters that should only be shared with someone you trust completely. Telling others can leave you feeling vulnerable and exposed.

● Your financial situation: Money can be a touchy subject, and discussing your finances with others can lead to jealousy, judgment, and unwanted advice.

● Your romantic problems: While it's important to have a support system, airing your romantic problems to everyone can lead to unwanted opinions and gossip.

● Your personal goals: Keep your personal goals to yourself until you have achieved them. Sharing them prematurely can lead to discouragement and criticism.

●Your negative opinions about others: Speaking negatively about others only reflects poorly on yourself. Instead, focus on positivity and building others up.

● Your past mistakes and regrets: Your past mistakes do not define you, and sharing them can lead to unnecessary shame and judgment. Focus on learning from them and moving forward.

Remember, that Trust is a precious gift that should be given with caution, and not everyone deserves access to the sacred spaces of our hearts and minds.

To live a fulfilled life, we must learn to discern those who are worthy of our trust, from those who only seek to betray it.

kossyablaze:
Beautiful.... However, I wan do happy Sunday to some folks here. God has been merciful

PrincessofDSS:
Lmao 🤣

This Buhari guy sef, see the way he’s looking at the Oba of Benin

Ladies and gentlemen, having survived these past 8 yrs, I hereby issued your humble sef a

“CERTIFICATE OF SURVIVAL OF PMB REGIME”

Cheers 🥂

Karleb:
This argument used to be more fierce before Nigeria became this bad.

A lot of people have learnt that one doesn't simply leave their parents house.

But there are still teenagers, privileged individuals, women and some stupid people who will die on this hill. They will tell you all sort of rubbish about what age to marry, have kids, have lots of money, have a car, leave your parents house and they always have a way tagging the age very low.

You need to pay them no attention and do your thing. If it hurts them, let them come and chase you out of your parents house or maybe deposit 10m into your account.

To the set of people always bringing this ridiculous talk every year, SHUT THE Bleep UP!

FRANCISTOWN:
I moved out of my parents house at 16, not because of anything but because my dad was too difficult and we didn't get along. Didn't want to be in his shadow.

For the next 2 years I was in the streets of Aba, from MCC to Osisioma, to Ariara to Ngwa to Umuojima joggling between 2-3 jobs.

I gained admission and would only go home for maybe a week or so, other days I was busy doing my own thing.
After I finished NYSC, i invested in a right business which turned out to be wrong and I went flat broke.

I moved back to a single room and started doing all kinds of things to survive. It was so bad that I had to go back to my parents house for one month before I got my shit together again.

Honestly as I tell you, there were some of my friends who were still in their parents house until they were 30, but now they are so rich and successful that I don't even come close at all.

The point is, whether you leave your parents house at 16, 26 or 36.

What works for everyone is different. Some guys are making 10Mil monthly and they are still living with their parents.

Some just love the company of their parents. Don't pressure anyone, let people live the way they want

Poisonousman:
Imagine what a grown up man is typing.. so they should sleep in the streets because life is not smiling at them..
Even as some of us have a job that pays .. don't make us any better... Stop this rubbish talk because you have a job or business.. when things turn... Body go tell you.. Get sense Mr man

Sonnobax15:

These times are hard,like real hard....But if the guy's parents ain't complaining about it,then why should he? When it's so obvious that an employed man can't rent even a self contain apartment of over 400k.....Abeg make nobody pressure guyman to go put him hand for wetin no good....

xpressionx:
Go pursue am commot na

Basic123:
Mention the more popular one.



We are talking about class here..

Not all those low budget production that can't grace Netflix page!

Haveyoueatentod:
do you have any idea on the battery replacement costs

LordIsaac:
We all know the unreliability of UK used phones....one a friend bought came rooted.

LordIsaac:
I bought it 297k on Friday.

Haveyoueatentod:
190 will give you Samsung S10 plus