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All Atiku needs to do is talk to his brothers in power to unleash enough Army personnels on Rivers state during the election day , any body when do anyhow go too see anyhow .

Then work secretly with APC Northern governors to collect Tinubu's money but work for the PDP underground in their various states .

Continue his Campaigns and ignoring any useless Gstrings .

His victory is already sure , he's the only one sure of securing at least 25 percent from all regions .

Carry go Atiku and Okowa

awoo10:
What extent can this naija wh.re go to show how empty their brains are?She was even on her useless period. Shame...

The FBI needs to recruit you ASAP , you got Eagle eyes , heeeeiiii

The slow crawling of a lion should not be taken for Cowardice.
Wike thinks he's the game master , showing his cards while holding one to his chest whereas Atiku continues to woo the Northern APC Governors to work with him underground while collecting Tinubu's Lagos money .

Their misdemeanors are already attracting sympathy votes for Atiku in the North, PDP should not suspend them yet , continue to ignore them while gaining more grounds .

After the 8 cankerworm years of Buhari which favoured no region , the North and all sensible Nigerians having felt the pangs of rudderless leadership will not vote for a sick drug baron like Tinubu .

Atiku and Okowa is a goal

The one holding the key right now is not any nonsense G5 but Kwankwaso .

Atiku should be doing more to win him over and get him to declare for PDP ,, once that is done ,in the words of Dead man in New Jerusalem movie
Even the unshakable will be shaken

When we tell them about the importance of structures , they begin to talk blabs .
Now see , picking a PDP man campaigning under ZLP as LP DG , what happened to the so called youths , can't any of the organic youths be appointed as the DG ?.

Let them keep on amusing us , lass lass , they might blunder themselves into oblivion before the election day

tinsel:
We need more education on this. Is it against the electoral law to be a candidate of another party and campaign DG of a different party? Lawyers oya.

If you need more education, go to a reputation law firm around you, pay the consultation fees and be enlightened properly ...
Na Una de make Lawyers de trek teh so ,,,, see ya big mouth like Lawyers Oya , because na you pay their law school fees to de demand for free legal advice online ,, tiiifff

I stopped when I saw Barca ,, only a fuul will believe this poorly packaged lies .

Dead on arrival , lol .

That's why it's good to make a name , a comedian did this same stunt at his show in Oleh, Isoko south ,Delta state ,, Comedian Worworface ,,, it didn't trend .

But now Portable did same and it's on everyone's lips and folks are commenting he will soon die , as if we all will not enter coffin someday.

My friends , nothing will happen to him until his appointed time

Like Troy , the Southeast must born , Burn Biafraland!!!!

If UN knows they can't help us out of where Buhari has carried us into .
They should just keep shut .
No need turning a bad situation to a rotten one ,,, ABI dem wan increase our innocent BP

No work no pay .
If they don't like it , they should strike again .
We are already used to them striking.
In fact ,Darwin Nunez of Liverpool should come learn from ASUU on how to strike well

When we screamed our hearts out in 2015 , we were called Wailers .
When we supported Saraki's 8th Senate , they said they were causing friction in the smooth governance of the Presidency.
Now see where Buhari and Lawan de carry the country go ...

I go soon start to support Tinubu , all of us go soak inside this rain when we draw .
Anybody when japa , your extended family go still join suffer ,,, rubbish

I see Man utd doing well tonight now that the virus (Ronaldo) has been expunged .

I see them dominating possession but losing 2 goals to 1

I remember what happened back then in Sec school, a friend and class mate took me to the Swimming pool for the first time after classes .

After dipping, we hung around the bathroom section, the male and female bathrooms were separated from each other by a corridor, so we normally see any girl passing by going to change or wash herself in the female section .

I was shocked when I saw my friend cross the corridor to the female side whenever any girl passes to go change , he will bend down and peep at the girl from under the door (the doors ended above the ankles) , when she wants to come out , he will dash back across the corridor, if another comes , enters , he will tell me to look out for him and signal him if anyone is coming by , dash across to go peep .

We later got back to swim , and I later went to the male restroom to pee , when I came out , I saw a tall black skinned pretty , curvaceous girl bounce into one of the female bathrooms , the voice of Satan whispered to me to check it out like my friend , I was trembling but summoned courage , tiptoed across the corridor, went down on my right knee, bent down with the right side of my face touching the floor and peeped .

Lo and behold , I saw a big dick , she had a dick , I got up frozen , couldn't believe my eyes, bent down again , she was washing herself while her dick was bouncing .

I walked away with my hands on my head , couldn't even bring myself to tell my friend cos of the shock , it was later in life I heard about Hermaphroditism

When we tell them to sample , taste ,test run and rev the Engine before buying the vehicle , they call us Sinners .

Now see

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Antoeni:
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And who told you PDP did not exist 20 years ago?

First take the lady home and get her to meet with your mom , things will fall in place .
Only a hungry mom will accept gifts , clothes for that matter , from a prospective daughter in law she hasn't met before .
If she and her daughters accept them , later if the relationship goes south , she doesn't want to hear "After I helped him , his mother and sisters , after all I did yenyenyen".

Her rejection of the gifts is a mark of self respect , let then meet and bond well , you will be surprised at how they will become mother and daughter in a jiffy

How can I unsee this ?

The fake strong yansh looks like what farmers use to sharpen their cutlasses

Penaldians should stop hiding behind Mbappe and go and hang .

But not until after they watch Messi winning his 8th Balon d'Or

E go shock Mbappe and Neymar how Messi come meet them for France still first dem carry Balon d'Or

ibrocool:
I honestly don't want Messi to win the world cup not because I am Ronaldo fan but as a football lover who want things to be fair for everyone invloved.

To be candid, Messi is a fantastic player that grace the world with his mesmerising skills in football which I am honoured to witness. But for some glaring reasons which I highlighted below, he shouldn't win.

Since Argentina lost to Saudi Arabi in the opening match, they have been awarded penalty in all the matches played. This made Messi to score four penalty. Are they the only team?

Messi did an intentional handball which deserved a red card but wasn't given anything. I remember when Van Persie did the same thing in champions league final between Arsenal and Barcelona, he was given straight red.

Some people desperately want Messi to win and start bending rules to suite him. Not only that, they use media to put people's attention on Messi. That is the main reason Messi was named world best player seven times.

If I may recall, Wesley Sneidger deserved the award in 2010 for wining treble with Inter Milan and also featuring in world cup final but it was given to Messi who won no single major trophy. The same thing can be said about Robert Lewandoski.

Ronaldo Delima won all trophy but not a single champions league, that doesn't make him a legend. If Messi fails to win world cup, he will still be considered a legend.

So, I will love to watch a free and fair final.

Hatred is an office , I see you are occupying it very well , be ready to soak your bed with your tears this night , bloody Penaldian

Today is the day that the Lord has made for Messi to win the World cup
Argentina 1:0 France , Lionel Messi to score the only goal .

Stake your life savings and thank me later

Since all Nigerian Politicians , successful Yahoo guys and Policemen are de facto criminals , I will chose a criminal

But you see gay , the day I discover my son is a gay , na me go send am go meet him creator

IGBO EX - Sucking dikk and her moanings , imagine banging an Igbo girl doggy style and she's moaning from Igbo language to Yoruba "Ah Chineke , ayebitemi , egbami , oloun !!!!. .

Delta EX - supportive , great cook, ability to sex anytime, anyday and her boldness to demand for it when she's Hot .

YORUBA EX - financially supportive, her surveillance over my marlians behaviour, motherly charisma, her facial expressions and her round, big ,fat , soft ass bouncing as she walks , always turn heads whenever we walk together or attend parties ...

The one I'm with now , will soon be Exed before Christmas . All my neighbours hate me for losing those Angels but

I like the newness and allurements of starting new relationships , ain't built for long time datings ....

In Lil Wayne's voice "I wish I could fvck all the girls in the woooorrrllldd" ..

breeze don de blow fowl yansh don de open .

People when no ever think of seeing 5 million for Politics suddenly begin stumble upon 20 millions plus and Una feel say dem no go loot .

Na Obi go de work , LP campaign coordinators go de use him popularity de cash out , once dem indict them , na to decamp go PDP or APC .

No be Nigerians again ?
When we talk of structure , we know what we mean..

As usual , nothing to see except that the Men dressed well but the women ,, naked and half clothed

What of banks

Maga don pay the new set of Yahoo cartel in town ..

Ibo man party chop Ibo man money carry ticket give Aboki .

No be JuJu be that?

The Igbos are their own problems .
They want their son to be President , yet burn down INEC offices and PVCs even when it's known that , they are the region with the least number of voters .
Later after Election results are announced and their son loses woefully, they will start blaming other regions for not Voting for their son whereas they themselves destroyed what they were supposed to vote with and also imposed Monday sit at home thereby crippling Campaigns ..

Thank God February no far again , let the best man come on board to unify the country and redirect us to the right path .

Vote Atiku

Wetin he find go there in the first place ?

Him face kukuma resemble Egungun , he go enter Express go block Convoy , na God safe am

Anything make England equalise this match for second half ,, dem go beat France .

France no de play anything for this match

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