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Longinyamapucci:
Most of you are Nigerians only by birth but you belong to another useless nation by Spirit.. oya mention things that Chile people are proud and I mention two things that makes us prouder...Chile is as useless as Nicaragua.

You are a donkey!

pansophist:
Women actually are more unforgiven to a man's sexual performance. It's men, not women, that are drinking all kinds of concoction to last longer.

Men dump women after sex not because she is bad in performance (by default, men want a sexually inexperienced girl), but due to other things such as post sex billing, wanting to convert a forkboy to a boyfriend (the "what are we" question), etc.

If she sees the man as marriage material, then there is a possibility that she may endure the bad sexual performance hoping for a change, or to supplement your bad sex with cheating, sexual toys etc.

But if she is strictly with you for fun and you didn't measure up, yes, women do dump guys for that. Women see it as a huge disappointment, because to her, there are men lining up to fork her, she now choose you, you come fork her up.

Na true you talk. You sabi this thing well well.

Well done. I have learnt a lot regarding relationships and sex from you.

Right005:
As you prepare to join the japa wave, these are the tips I have for you to guarantee peace in the abroad;

1. Forget women. One thing you should do is deemphasise your mind from the lies that you’ve been fed that they love Nigerian men. You’re probably gonna be sex starved for donkey years (well unless you’re really good looking 👀 ,have a good height and u have something going on for you)

2. Women can put u in trouble. Oyinbo women are hypocrite. They smile at you and still stab u at the back. You’re not going to die if u don’t talk to women for years. You’re going there to make money and live a decent life. Take women off ur mind completely for some years first.

3. Abroad is boring and lonely and can be depressing. But remember what take u there in the first place. You’re going to be transitioning between work and home. So be patient, prepared and everything will get better wit time.

4. Again, forget women!!

Tensa20 don tell me say Muslim men are the real alpha males in Nigeria because of the closed system they benefit from regarding access to women and dating. A non-Muslim man cannot get access to their women unless the man converts to Islam. Unless she leaves outside her dominant area, most Muslim ladies cannot date or marry non-Muslim men. Effectively, only Muslim men can get married to Muslim women and due to it being closed, they enjoy everything inside. Sometimes, it gets racial as only black Muslim men can marry black Muslim women, as very few non-black Muslim men marry black Muslim females. Unlike Christianity, where a Zambian man can marry a white British woman. But an Indonesian man will instead marry a Malay Muslim woman instead of an Ivorien female Muslim

The closest to it is Northern Nigerian Christian women. Since they reside in a Muslim-majority region, they tend to adopt Islamic cultural traits and would display similar characteristics as outlined in the screenshot above. Like Muslim ladies, most Northern Nigerian Christian women marry from within because few non-Northern Christian men live in the north. Thus, if you are a Christian man from the south who wants access to women who have fewer suitors outside their dominant community BUT are willing to marry outsiders, head to regions in Northern Nigeria where Christians are the majority.

iykejohnson:
Good evening @Gerr.ard59
Bro, doing a tourist visa is COE obtainable?

No. Just a stamp on your passport indicating a tourist pass. But note, it cannot be converted to a working visa while in Japan. Working or student visa requires the COE, which is exchanged for the residence card - an essential document with regard to life in Japan. Also, note that should the applicant be denied the visa, s/he cannot apply for any kind of visa to Japan for the next six months.

erico2k2:
I dont think you understand what the no visa policy really means, for example the EU citizens can come and go as they like to the Uk but can they work and do Biz?Might just be fr tourism though. As it stands As a UK citizen I cant just pack up and go to US to work, I got to apply for certain stuff and it takes time B4 I can have the full rights to work there.

That is the difference with Chile. Chileans have an open door access to the US labour market. They are treated differently, and very few Chileans actually move to the US. That means the Chilean passport is stronger than the British passport since it allows one access to a lucrative job market. As a black person, the US is the best place to earn more money than elsewhere. Even if one pushes trucks for a living, one earns more doing so in the US than anywhere else.

Longinyamapucci:
Continue lying, Maybe you went to local airport in Italy.

Chile is still a third world country my friend, nothing special.

Mention other third world country that enjoy visa free access to the US and its labour market.

Mention one.

P.S. If Chile is a third-world country, Nigeria is 10th world.

NoToPile:
I don't know how the bolded is so difficult to do.

Nawa.

If you travel and want to share your story do and if you want to congratulate, do so and move on but naah...

Most threads about japa are the same cycle.

That is because when one leaves Nigeria and sees how things are, those with sane minds get angry. The day I went to the city centre here in Japan (not Tokyo), I almost cried! I was so angry within myself and I wondered, do these people have two heads? Why is it more developed than Nigeria? Why is everything working non-stop? Why is it so clean? Why is it so safe? Why don't they take off electricity? Why are the roads tarred? Why are the streetlights/traffic lights working non-stop? Why are children as young as 5 years old using the trains without issues? Why are young girls walking aimlessly by midnight without fear?!

Honestly, I don't wish to see a Nigerian politician physically, I would be forced to land him a punch on his face!

Roger3D:
I got a visa to Germany in 48 hours and that's no lie

Was it a student visa?

If it was, when did you graduate and what was your grade?

Go the Nairaland German student page and see fellow Nigerians complaining about how they have to attend online classes while awaiting their visa interview dates (not a guarantee they'd be issued the visa). The dates are one year into the program. Effectively, when they are issued the dates, they only have six months to do on-site lectures in Germany. These are undeniable facts.

That is a major reason people opt for the UK instead of Germany even though the latter has free tuition.

Karleb:
Nigerians are funny sha.

Even when you show them the way, they'll still choose to willingly go astray.

It's even good that they don't want that side of the world, make them go dey queue for UK embassy.

It's just reflect our choices of leaders. We make terrible choices and pray for a messiah.

Like I told him earlier today, in the future, I prefer countries that are prosperous but have few black people. It tells me something. Facts are stated on the Internet - undeniable facts, yet people say otherwise. How is Nigeria richer than Chile yet the latter enjoys an open door access to the US labour market? Only five countries do. FIVE countries o. If I was him, I won't divulge Chile at all. They should be determined as I was. Good thing the visa is hard to come by sef.

If the white man should ever lose global dominance, let the Chinese man take over. Black man no be am.

Edipet:
you are an inspiration to many sir.. I read one of your comment here on nairaland wen I started following programing section. Where you said there was a time you didn't have anything to your name Or money. You have given me hope now because at the moment. I'm so broke and frustrated

I don't know about others, but I recall Tensa20 PM'ing me about his poor grades in university. As you said, he had nothing to his name. Everything he is today is out of sheer hard work, determination and perseverance. He really works very hard and is persistent. He is the epitome of Determination + Perseverance = Success.

I can't wait to see him in the US earning armed robber salaries

PepeXKermit:
Lmao. Time will quickly tell you that even when you were in Nigeria, you were better off. Loooool

L I E S! You people have been so used to inhaling generator fumes it is now affecting how you donkeys think. Chile is not Turkey or Tunisia, or even Spain. Spaniards relocate to Chile due to Spain's high youth unemployment rate, but Chileans NEVER relocate to Spain. Even Mexicans never relocate to Spain. Only poor Venezuelans do.

adecz:
Chile of all places❗️❗️❗️😁😁

Japa get levels ohh
The journey sef na wah. Nigeria to Doha
before heading to South America. It just
like a Lagosian wey wan fly go Ivory coast,
and them first fly you go Maiduguri or
Cameroon to connect Ivory coast flight.😁😁
No go enter racist Spanish country
where some racist gangs go just kidnap
you kee just because they don't like
your color..


Look before you leap.

Chile is safer than Nigeria. That is an undeniable fact. As a Nigerian, you have no moral right to accuse others of racial discrimination. You lots are tribal demons! Better hobnobbing with racists in Chile that is prosperous than residing with tribal demons in the world's poverty capital!

ELKHALIFAISIS:
If u voted for Tinubu and japa... deportation and disgrace awaits you Amen

Tensa20 even hates Tinubu more than I do.

RaptorX:
The same Latin America from where they are all jumping the US border illegally by the millions including Chileans and Brazilians to come and be cleaning toilets, picking crops under hot sun, working in Macdonald's, doing back breaking construction jobs while no speky English. All the low wage menial crap jobs that even Africans will not touch. Never saw an African clean toilets in the US, because 99% of toilet cleaners are Latinos wonder why they didn't all go to the paradise in Chile and Brazil so keep deceiving the gullibles like yourself on NL.

These are the demons i talked about!

Show us where Chileans and Brazilians are jumping the fences at Mexico to enter the US?! So Chileans would jump the fence yet enjoy visa free access to the US and its labour market? Brazillans have less than 20% visa refusal rate to the US, YET the same Brazillians are jumping fences into the US? A university-educated Mexican only needs to apply for a TN visa to work in the US, YET Mexicans are jumping fences? Do you know what it means to enjoy visa free access to the US? Do you know what it means to enjoy free access to the US labour market? Only five countries do and Mexico and Chile are among them.

You are confusing Guatemalans, El Salvadorans and Venezuelans for Chileans and Brazilians. A Chilean passport holder HAS unfettered ACCESS TO THE US AND ITS LABOUR MARKET. THIS IS AN UNDENIABLE FACT!

You people are cruel and wicked! Terrible demons! Spits!!!!!

Dshocker:
What of your neighbor that got married to a jobless handsome man?

My advice for you; Save money and leave Chile, nothing dey that country, unless you want enter street.

Yet Chileans enjoys OPEN access to the US and Canadian labour market and are not even using it Do you know the struggle countries go through to be included in the US Visa Waiver Program? Waiver program o as it does not offer access to the labour market. Only five countries have unfettered access to the US labour market - Mexico, Canada, Chile, Australia and Singapore. For a black person, the US is the only place to earn more money than anywhere else.

Kabiru907:
So you're now in heaven.

Any country that is a member of the US Visa Waiver Program is heaven compared to Nigeria.

You were inhaling generator fumes while typing that message. You have never experienced a functioning society since birth, so you won't understand.

FreeStuffsNG:
I hope you have seen their inflation sir. Smh All that glitter is not gold o

An Agbadorian.

Clip your filthy fingers. You are a worthless creature!

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ycat:
When all the people in Chile people have japa and are trekking along Mexican border.

As expected, the demons have arrived. People who have FREE access to the US and its labour market for almost twenty years are at the Mexican border wanting to enter the US illegally?

It shall never be well with you demons!

Karleb:
You stayed in Brazil for 2 years and you didn't know they spoke Brazilian portuguese and not Spanish?

Where is Gerra.rd59 abeg?


Some of you guys are witches and wizards.

I want to see his response regarding learning Swedish, as it is easier learning Spanish as a native English speaker compared to Nordic languages. If he left Brazil for Sweden because of the crime rate, that would be a fair decision. But being in Brazil is better than the UAE, especially if the person learns Portuguese before moving. Free education at world standards and ease of settling down compared to Germany - more than a year before visa interview. Bulgaria is denying Nigerians visas. It is not easy to get Czech Republic student visa from Nigeria. Poland nko? People pay bribes just to be interviewed! Germany was not popular then until the UK scrapped PSW in 2012. Suddenly, people became interested in Germany, Norway and Estonia. Today, only Germany still has free education, but to get visa from Nigeria na war. Portuguese and Spanish are easier to grasp than German. Estonia has changed her immigration laws. Even after spending money to be interviewed at the embassy in Egypt, since the UAE no go issue tourist visas, people still get denied. Norway, which I applied to then, has scrapped free tuition and tightened immigration laws. It takes NINE years to get Danish citizenship. Switzerland is a no-go area due to their ab initio immigration laws. People don learn German at Gothe Institute sotey yet cannot get student visa interview dates. These are actual complaints, and yet when we suggest good alternatives, online witches and wizards attempt to dissuade people.

Ultimately, we are laser-focused on the economic opportunities and ease of being a naturalised citizen. No one should spend his/her youth toiling outside Nigeria, excluding places like Singapore and Switzerland, earning pittances yet have no hope of being a naturalised citizen. If you noticed, he moved to Sweden, not South Africa or Swaziland or Senegal. These are the demons we fight every day in this section.

Opurumiri:
Yes! I will doubt him. He keeps saying that Brazil is a very good country. But I will tell you that it's a very big lie!!!! I lived in Brazil for 2 years, the crime rate is very terrible! Does he even know that?? I had to live Brazil for Sweden where I have the quality of life and peace that I now enjoy. If you're migrating to South American country please do your research very very well so you won't regret it. Also I was tired of their Spanish language. If you can't speak Spanish, na you sabi.

So are you tired of speaking Swedish?

Nothing wrong with your choices, but as we can see, it was pretty easy for you to migrate to Sweden from Brazil. But it is increasingly harder to migrate to Sweden from Nigeria. It is what we are preaching - some countries are better stepping stones than others.

sageb:
Argentina? but they don't like blacks na?
Elucidate about Scholarship opportunities in Peru for Postgraduate study

Black people don't like themselves.

Please search Google regarding scholarships in Peru.

tensazangetsu20:
They won't come and say this one here na . Them know me. That's how the idiots are saying Botswana is better than Brazil. I pity who takes advice from nairaland with regards to south america. Aside Venezuela and Bolivia, there are no African countries that can measure up to any of the countries in south America. Visa rejection rates for chileans before even VWP was less than 3 percent. Argentina is less than 3 percent. Uruguay is less than 3 percent. Nigeria is greater than 70 percent. Other countries have pretty much shadow banned Nigerian passport holders

They would do it - it is literally what they do for a living - type mendacious words with their filthy fingers. Mind you, these people are naturalised citizens of Western countries, which are harder to migrate to these days BUT are always displaying online witchcraft, dissuading young Africans from migrating with dishonest tales and statements.

I am waiting for them to show me how Chileans are scaling the fence into the US.

P.S. Add Paraguay to the bold. The chances of a landlocked country being poor are very high. I know someone will mention Switzerland but forgets that the majority of Swiss have German heritage, and we know what that means economically and scientifically.

erico2k2:
I see you say Black Africa, why restrict it to black Africa and is South Africa no longer black Africa? Why don't you just say Africa, cos if you are going by colour then we might as well say Black Brazilians then. Bross long answer to your question, Home is where you make it,I as a person prefer Nigeria to Brazil. Call me ignorant fine, call meill exposed I nor run, But one thing I can tell you is this, Russians are not stupid to expand its wing to Black Africa.

I said maybe, just because that is the only country in sub-Saharan Africa that is better off than Nigeria. I don't consider North African countries to be "African". They don't see us as Africans, and I respect that. I am not related in any way to an Egyptian or Moroccan. Here in Japan, if I am walking and I see a black person, whether from Brazil or Guyana, we can easily relate. A Tunisian will not greet me or give me the black nod. So, why should they be seen as Africans? Asians consider every black person to be an African until the passport is shown. They see Moroccans and others as Arabs, and rightfully so.

I am not saying you are ignorant. I am saying Brazil is better off than almost every black African country except maybe South Africa strictly on the availability of jobs, economic opportunities and strength of the passport. The passport gives stability and options, especially as one gets older.

erico2k2:
Bross calm down nah so some people dey call people from Philippines oyibo that year.If you are going to spend that huge sum of cash better go to a country that will make you be super-fast if not go to farm in Nigeria.

My problem is the lies. These people lie too much and brazenly at that on a public forum. I don't like dishonest people. Philippines is not worth it. It is ignorance that makes Nigerians see every white person as oyibo. It is better to spend money migrating to Brazil than most Asian countries except South Korea and Japan. China is for those with well-established business interests. India is a no no for young Africans looking for jobs. Singapore is too elite. Most importantly, it is pointless moving to a place where people spend their youth for a pittance and no assurance of getting a stronger passport. Singapore offers high salaries but no assurance of getting the passport. So better Brazil for someone who is not a top candidate. Better Peru than the UAE for a semi-skilled or unskilled person. Better Argentina than most countries in black Africa. People have to be strategic and pragmatic rather than dogmatic.

Western countries including Australia and New Zealand are great, but the routes are either too expensive, stringent and/or getting more complicated. In 2018, getting a visa to Poland was very fast. Today, it is almost impossible. In 2015, people entered Germany for studies immediately they could secure block accounts and admission. Today, they have to wait for more than a year before being called upon for an interview - not a guarantee the visa would be issued. That same period would have been used to learn Portuguese or Spanish and move to South America.

I do agree that for most black Africans having relocated at an adult age, home is fresh in their minds. But we are talking of economics here. If the economies in black Africa were pretty OK and jobs were available, people would not relocate. Chileans have an open door to the US labour market, yet they are not interested because Chile is OK. No African country enjoys that. Getting a date for a non-immigrant visa at the US embassy in Lagos takes almost a year.

tensazangetsu20:
Six months to a year. Sweden is very okay but much more expensive than Chile. Universities in Sweden are at least 20000 euros per year and that's just for tuition. You still have to sort out your proof of funds and the visa is not assured. You can do everything right and still be denied a visa. That 20000 euros in Chile will take you to university of Chile or pontifica catholica which are the best universities in south America and Chile and both universities are in the top 200 in the world.

I think if you can afford Sweden, you shouldn't be thinking of Chile. Chile is an alternative for people with not much money and is a solid transit point to any country.

For instance, in Chile you can get permanent residency after your program. 3 years on permanent residency and you can be a citizen. With a Chilean passport you can work in Canada without needing an LMIA and work in the US on a H1B1 visa which is just for chileans and singaporeans. You can also visit both countries without needing a visa. Chilean citizens only need to live in Spain for two years to get Spanish citizenship. Once you can get Spanish citizenship you can work anywhere in the EU especially in the much richer places like Switzerland or Luxembourg. Chileans rarely take advantage of any of these programs. For instance chileans have been exempt from LMIA in Canada since 1997 due to the Chilean Canadian trade agreement and there's still less than 30000 chileans in Canada. They don't migrate there. Also for H1B1, singaporeans use up their spots more than chileans. Chileans don't apply for it since most of them can't speak English.

Chile is a very solid stepping stone to anywhere in the world once you get the passport and is not too expensive or popular yet.

I am waiting for the donkeys that will say Chile is a sh!thole. People wey dey inhale generator fumes will now tell us that Chileans are jumping the borders into the US via Mexico.

I will be here waiting, patiently.

erico2k2:
9ja population should be taken into account though, We Nigerians are very resilient and up front, imagine a young me in Uni still 99 taking up Jobs at both Thales Uk and Ultra electronics. If not for both CTC and MOD clearance Who knows what might have turned out now!
Dnt ever underestimate Nigerians when it comes to hustling and job ethics. I as a single person was leading a strong group of 20 Engineers in Brazil upgrading rail infrastructure! including Chinese as well.

Thus, Nigeria is better off than Brazil, right? Remember both have similar populations o. If with the high work ethic and hustling spirit, how come Nigeria has fewer jobs than Brazil? Is it hustling that creates economic opportunities? How come Nigerians are not big time entrepreneurs in the UK just as Indians since we hustle too well? How come the first thing Nigerians do having relocated is to look for jobs rather than hustle? Which African country with a population of at least 20 million has more jobs than Brazil?

yewit37486:
That guy is a very uncouth frustrated human being. People like that are best ignored.

If you like keep lying, I would be here to prove you people wrong. You people lie way too much on a public forum. How can someone lie that Brazilians are climbing into Mexico via the borders, yet the same Brazil has less than 20% visa refusal rate as adjudged by the US embassy?! Who should random people on the Internet believe?

Bloody liars!!!! Una go siddon for America dey dissuade young African youths from emigrating to countries that are better off than all black African countries. Return to black Africa? Mbanu!

erico2k2:
You know people talk on a faceless forum and pull facts from the Air, Brazil is better than every African country my aszzzz

Kindly mention the countries in Black Africa that are better off than Brazil. Strictly based on economy and infrastructure. So facts from LinkedIn that anyone with the requisite skill can apply is pulling facts from the air?! So, since you know better than everyone here, show us your undisputed facts which are extracted from the ground since LinkedIn is in the air.

So Botswana even has more jobs posted than Nigeria? The first job ad I saw on LinkedIn Nigeria had almost 100 applicants within three days. The ones in Brazil had zero applicants! More than a quarter of a million available jobs, yet people no dey apply sef.

grandstar:
Brazil isn't better than every African country.

I beg to disagree. Which African country with a population of more than 20 million has a bigger economy than Brazil? More jobs than Brazil? Which African country has working holiday schemes with wealthier countries such Germany and Australia?

https://www.anyworkanywhere.com/working-holiday-visa-origin/brazil/

A Brazillian can easily move to Germany, work and earn Euros and move back to Brazil. How many African youths who have bleaker economic outlook can replicate the same?

Your fact is very deniable.The huge income disparity is shocking with Favelas everywhere. Crime and drugs are huge problems and usually where such thrive amongst youth, it's an indication they've lost faith in their future.

If young Brazilians have lost faith in Brazil, then young Africans don't even know what faith is. Last I checked, it is not Brazilian youths that are dying on the Mediterranean Sea onward to Europe. It is not Brazillian youths that are bundled and battered in Tunisia. It is not Brazilian youths that are frisked in Arab countries. Crime exists everywhere even in the US and UK where everyone is running to, BUT the economic opportunities are fewer in African countries, none of which can be compared economically to Brazil. That is an undeniable fact. Honestly, below are snapshots of jobs posted on LinkedIn: Brazil, South Africa, Botswana, Ghana, Kenya and Nigeria.

How on earth are those countries better off than Brazil?! Let's fear God na.

Chile on the other hand is more prosperous, has a higher standard of living and its on its way to becoming an advanced rich nation probably in 20years. Sadly, it's turning leftist and that may stifle growth.

The president is likely to lose in the next election. Most of his policies have been opposed.

erico2k2:
Guys like me ke, what do you know bout me? Also I can say the same for you, People living in self-denial, we could go o n and on but that aint shyte..The fact remains the same, Brazil is a shythole as far as I'm concerned, my standard may be very high, but it is a shytholl,

That is because you have been living in the UK since 1999, so it is understandable that Brazil is below your standards. However, Brazil is WAY BETTER OFF economically for any African except maybe South Africans.

tensazangetsu20:
In Chile your student visa allows you to work for up to 30 hours a week. I don't know how many hours it is for Brasil. Everyone has been nice to me here in Chile. Even if they weren't nice I don't care. Better to live with racists in a prosperous country than tribalists in a poverty stricken hellhole.

This your post reminded me when I suggested to Namibians on a forum that the Namibian government should institute a migration scheme for black people around the world to migrate to the country and set up businesses. The minimum capital should be $50K. Since the country is seemingly functional and safe, it will be a good place for black folks who want to reside in a black dominated environment that's functional and safe.

Guess wetin?

Dem no gree o! They said no to my suggestions and even suggested that the government should be at the forefront of creating jobs. They literally preferred communism. I was stunned! As at then, Namibia had one of the highest youth unemployment rates globally. In fact, she was top three in Africa. Guess who was number one?

Thankfully, the government didn't behave as her citizens. Today, Namibia has a digital nomad visa program and a migration scheme for HNWIs.

tensazangetsu20:
In Chile your student visa allows you to work for up to 30 hours a week. I don't know how many hours it is for Brasil. Everyone has been nice to me here in Chile. Even if they weren't nice I don't care. Better to live with racists in a prosperous country than tribalists in a poverty stricken hellhole.

Up national!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But seriously, 30 hours a week in a country where permanent residency is assured after graduate studies that enjoys easy access to the US labour market is a Big Win. Nobody has researched immigration policies more than you. Respect!

xandy84:
I am going to ignore you this time. Your post do make me or anyone said either. It just shows lack of civility in you cos you can disagree without insult. Peace

You get caught lying through your fingers and you're running away. Next time, don't lie. Yen yen yen, Brazilians are entering the US illegally YET facts from the US immigration authorities show that they've a visa denial rate of less than 20%.

Linus of the Federal Republic of Nairaland.