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Jesu!!!!

Evaberry:
hmm

The only thing I notice is how short threw of them are, how fat mercy is and how big Uche's teeth are, no wonder her husband left her.

Why is Nollywood full of brainless yeyebrities

OK they are "yeyebrities" everyone knows....who are you and what are you once again?

I can't o, it is so embarrassments, how will I sat to saw the TV comforted in their presence?

What is scabies

OK lovelygurl, I will copy and paste your routine in my life.

Thanks and muah.


Wait, there is this thing I wanna ask...you mentioned you prepoo once in a week, does that mean you don't make your hair? Like braiding and all that?

lovelygurl:


A product does not have to be expensive to work.

I read it again and you didn't mention any DEEP conditioner.
Also water is what moisturise your hair NOT oils etc. Leave in conditioners and oil prevent moisture from escaping. They seal in the moisture/water


The wool looks dope though

Thanks

But I used a deep conditional and I moisture too. I have a small spray bottle of water I use everyday to moisture my hair. I must have forgot to mentioned these facts yesterday. In fact it was the lady at the market to gave me a deep conditional. (olives products) it didn't work on my hair. Lovelygurl, see eh, you must find solution for me or I arrest you o.

Lovelygurl you won't believe me on this. ...I tried everything, even wasted 7k to buy shampoo and conditional with moisturizing oil still my hair refused to get soften.

I said OK, let me try black soap but it was a disaster, my hair got dried no matter the leave in conditional I soaked my hair with. It was like my hair developed a potbelly to drained all moisture.

I tried kernel oil, someone advised (oh Lord, my hair went bankrupt and dried up, it was horrible)

The thing now is, conditioners and whatever the heck they are doesn't soften or moisture my hair...nothing does...or if it does eventually, it dries out quickly.

I almost wanted to put a damn relaxer on it.....chaiii.

Only thing that does soften it is thread( and I hate rubber thread eh)

I'm on one right now, I decided to used wool to make it fashionable.

Please o, advise on what to do now as I'm loosing my wits. I have a really hard and strong hair.

*don't mind my oily head, the saloon woman wanted to anoint oil on my head. I won't blame her cos that was the only way she could have managed to get my hair fixed.*

She is hairy o, I love it.

Happy married life and sweet kpekus every night to your brother. Let the kpekus never runs dry....baby boy and girl in 9months time we pray oh Lord. Amen.

She wasn't wise...take a look at what she spent heavily on. Nonsense and irrelevant things to show off to her friends she has arrive.

Just workout and stop eating fatty foods.

Prinzyy:
I needed the st.ives,don't know where to buy original one.how good are the E45 do they have facial moisturisers and face wash/scrub?

I would recommend the E45 range, they have body wash and body oil too.. but to my observation it's a waste of time. Try to get the E45 cream(note:, there is a body lotion and also a body Cream and both are different. The body Cream is a lot thicker than the lotion. I took the body Cream cos if felt good on my skin, lasted for long hours to keep my skin soft.)

The E45 cream is the BEST cream I ever used on my body till date. It made my skin supple, fresh, shiny, soft, smooth. My skin was like a baby's butt, so soft and creamy. The best part was it made my skin retained it's colour despite the harsh sunny weather. My skin never darkened for a day. After application, the effect of the cream would still be seen after the next day. Your skin shines under the sun even if you didn't apply. A bottle could last up to 2months.


The down side was I sweated a bit too much, (so I reduced it to once a day only) . Reasons I stopped using was it became scarce to find and the cost went up (I bought it then for like 4k but its a fu**ing 6,500K presently)

IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOD. bleeping GOOD. BEST BODY CREAM EVER USED.

*** for now....let me try kernel oil...so far so good. It's cheaper too, a bottle is 300 naira. ***

Prinzyy:
Do online stores like jumia sell fake too?

I would not know....never bought from them.

olasaad:
Please how did you make your palm kernel oil?

I bought mine from local sellers

pweetiedee:
Okay I know the soap. Yes, dudu osun is drying cos it has lime.

The palm kernel oil, doesn't it stain you.

No it doesn't

The mark sha

pweetiedee:
Why not use dudu osun..its Behind

Doesn't palm kernel oil stain your skin?

I used dudu osun but didn't like it. It made my skin so dry. The soap I'm using is yoruba soap, one is red in color the other black. The red coloured one I'm using. They sell it in delta state, in the market.

Garri I took this morning

I use palm kernel oil to rub my body. I'm tired of all those shiity body creams that later gives you trouble.

I have used almost all from Q+, Johnson baby lotion, E45( very good though it's now expensive, na 6k now o) shea butter, crystal white, Dr miracle body Cream, aveeno, olay, St ives etc....infact I can't named all as I have forgotten and they were all expensive o.

They did nothing, worst off, I bought a lot of fakes, wasted my money.

As I'm here now eh, I have ported to natural soap and body Cream before I will use my hands to spoil my skin, lucky me, I didn't get any stretch marks (thank you lord.

If you want to know what I'm using now.... it's palm kernel oil as body Cream, then black native yoruba soap. O p, you can try thats.

All cos of dicccck

Windflower:
Its not that I can't socialise,my family knows am a talkative,even my friend's. Before I get comfortable talking to you,then it means I trust you. That's my issue,I can say the only guy have gone on a date with is my ex,not that guys don't ask me out but I feel Its pointless going because their intentions aren't pure.
I am not really into making friends online, asides from nairaland,the only social media I use is WhatsApp except for Facebook that I just read stories. A guy sent me a pm on nairaland last month, since am all about change I replied,he asked for my contact and I gave him. The first thing he asked was am I single,when I questioned him he said why did I give him my contact if I wasn't interested.since then I don't think I can reply any PMS.
I also distant myself to avoid having issues with people because I can't stand hypocrites.

Lol, a guy in my compound asked if I'm into yahoo. Only yahoo people stay indoors.... I can't stand hypocrites myself. I tell people a lot about me, somehow it always backfires. Anyway, we got to love ourselves regardless.

pryme:
you just have to take a pen and a paper and write down all your fears about yourself, and be honest about it.
this piece of paper should be one of your priced possesion.

On what aspects? Every areas of my life?

pryme:
I think you should listen to
Heavy by Linkin Park.


you are just holding on to what you dont really need

Like what?

pryme:
I think you should listen to
Heavy by Linkin Park.


you are just holding on to what you dont really need

Like what? Holding on to what I don't need? Should that be people that are so not understanding and think I'm weird and antisocial? If that be it then yes.

Windflower:
Its really hurts especially when your own family doesn't understand you.I couldn't help but come back to read your post,because everything you have written is just like ure describing me. Today was the last straw,Its like I should just go somewhere else and be alone. Anyways, Is there any changes,did you take to the advice here

Well they said I should socialized, that was a disaster. There was a nice gentleman I met after my broke up with my first bf, he seems nice but he didn't understand me. There was a day he asked to see me, just hang around somewhere nice to have a chit chat. My God, the last minute I broke the promise... I felt nervous, felt my heart beating. That would be the first time since 4 years ago I would want to go out with someone.

I called it off, apologized to him which he took. He came to visit me instead but maybe I was too strict with the going out stuff and he was that type. He invited me on two occasions to visit him since he located. If I did, that meant he would be the first guy ever to get a visitation from me. (apart from my ex).

He won't understand, I felt he wanna suffocate me with his positive outbursts which was a good thing however he should have taken it slowly. I was depressed also, plus my introverted self made it very difficult for him so I won't blame him. I let go...he wasn't worth it. It still hurts cos I liked him a lot. ..(the price of being introverted and weird)

At the start of the topic I mentioned i had 4 people I share deep emotional talk with, well, let's make that 3.... I lost one. Out of the 3, I only talk with one face to face , two are via phone and I have only seen one.

Life most go on, I can't change myself. I don't go out of the house. ....24/7 I'm indoors worsened by the fact I no longer go to work. Oh, I went to visit my aunt this year! At least I went out.

What I do is try to go to the stadium every Saturdays, say hi's to few people.....smile...feel happy. I'm no longer depressed, if people decide to take me for what I am then it's OK, if they don't, it's OK too.

Life is too short. Please be happy, accept your personality, know it, exploit it, let it defined you instead of waiting for people's approvals. Don't seek a pat on your back cos you won't get it.

*****

I read novels,... have a talk with my dog( he hears sit, stand, sleep, come, back and are you crazy? ) I look for his trouble a lot.... quarreling with mom helps too( I can't be having a mouth odour na, let the air out of the mouth sometimes ). I pray, read the Bible, sleep and eat( I do that with passion)

I have added a little weight (* no wonder the guys won't stop staring at my bum bum, could you imagined a J.S.S 3 kid be calling me on the street? )

I'm happy. Be happy too. Live your life.

By the way, my cousin came to visit me early this month. We both introverts, we never stepped out of the house but what a blast we had......em music be playing, em novels be sliding....em food be vanishing...em farts be smelling ...it was a blast.

I wish you only the best. I love you die funke.

BoiledHead:
Growing my family believed in nobility and honor. My father never let us meet girls neither did he let my sisters meet boys. He always told us that we were different and how out of this world we were. So many bullsh!t he told us and even used force to ensure we obey. As a result, I had no friends let alone female friends to even talk of a girlfriend.

All my high school holidays I spent at home alone because I had no friend to visit neither did I have a friend to visit me. My brothers were in the university, my sisters were with our aunt who trained them in many stuff so they would be 'Powerful Women' in future. So it was just me.

I went to the university, I had no friends. No one knew me. No girlfriend still. I had no one to share my problems with. I had to 'Google' my problems. About 3 years out of the university, I met a girl in the club which I visited. I do not visit clubs to party (party with who sef) but I visit to pick runs girls. Please don't judge me.. No friends... No girlfriend... At least I will get laid. I won't be Virgin . I loved her and she ditched me after all my work in her life. Hell I'm I destined to be alone

So I met another girl at a company. she approached me first. We exchange numbers and got talking. We fell in love and so on.. It has been 10 months since I have been with this girl..

There is a problem now. I don't talk to her. I don't share things with her so much because I'm not used to it. I'm used to keeping secrets. If I take decisions without involving her and it backfires, maybe it goes south she will get angry saying I never share problems with her. Now it is affecting our relationship. Again, she isn't counsellor of the year.. Little things I tell her, she doesn't offer me any counsel or advice.. She will just say 'ok' or tell me to pray... Or just like tell me to do it.. Which isn't good enough. Sometimes I expect her to tell me NO and 'Don't do it'. Not always saying Ok and Yes when it isn't. So I don't waste my time sharing things with her.

She feels she isn't involved.. I feel I am alone and with no one.. We both made a mistake few weeks ago because she didn't throw me a bone... What is the point of a relationship? If I will do all the thinking and solving? Yes I'm the man but please fvck it.. I'm not in a relationship for breeding like most men (seX and children).. When I'm not a dog. I want to be with someone and no longer be alone.. And being with someone is beyond having sex and making babies.. It's about connecting and sharing.. telling each other what's necessary.. reprimanding each other and maybe judging each other if necessary.. So we don't live like we are alone.

But I guess my case is different. Yes I get the good food she cooks and the hot sex and corporate swag(she is a CEO in a company like that).. But that isn't enough for me. I told her to quit her job and walk with me. She agreed but I'm still thinking what difference it will make because I plan to go far.. Maybe out of the country to some quiet and lonely place. Will she make any difference?

I'm just confused and sad.. Don't know what to do. Should I just walk away from everything including her and murder myself? Or I stay with her in this country and try to adapt to loneliness? Or should i walk away with her and hope for the best?

All my life has been on beer and liquor and prostitutes because I am damn lonely!!! I have no one to keep me company. No one to take me off the Internet and Google or Porn. Back then daddy will punish me for watching porn. Telling me I had a bright future. Hell my future is here but what do I get? I have a house in my name.. A car in my name.. A business in my name.. A CEO girlfriend. . So yes I am OKAY!! My future is damn bright! BUT LONELY!

Sorry I bored you and forgive my foul language. My girlfriend influenced me. I wonder how she is still having a job with her use of language especially the f word.

He came to tell us he has a car, a house, business. No so one person come lie say him get 18million for akant. But I no say you dey lie o.... but if you wan commit suicide, don't forget to give me your car and house, write my name for your company name....

Life eh, e no dey ever dey complete. People get shoe but say dem no want, some don't have and would do anything to have.

Don't mind my pigin and English language. I dey think of want to chop..o.p before you kill yourself on top girl matter no forget to call me to be your next of kin.

See am... he wan kill himself while I dey here dey look for food to chop.

jrerico1:
lol, Madam man still GATS chop food wella before sex na, if not you know as e dy be na

I know na, just that sex get one kind lie lie spirit wey dey always make man to overdo.

Una go talk say way to man's heart na food. But when una dey on top woman una go deny food, come promise jet, aeroplane, almost say sell una sef if she go allow una suck her big breast .

For bed una go say na sex be the only map wey go fit locate una soul.

Na una Don go food.

OK o, but all in all, na girl with good character na better pass.

Destined2win:
Good night na. Haba

I hold you not to sleep?

Destined2win:
No worry, I go go call una kingdom hall people now make them come carry you. Lemme alone

Call police too.

Destined2win:
Madam leave my mentions, we're done

Na you get nairaland? Oya enter my phone come remove ur mention from my screen.

Destined2win:
Rant all you want and use the exit door after. You obviously don't know what the word 'subtle' means.

If it's someone else that created that thread or even you, I will just turn a blind eye or call the mod bur for Explorers, we won't take that.

We can't let people like you corrupt him

You are the one to use the exit door. Hypocrite that watches porn, look at women with exposed body, have lustful eyes still be saying trash!!! You honestly don't make any sense. All TV news outlets don't filter topics for public views, they report it as it is. Why don't you go sue CNN Then for recently showing gay protests and such? Bloody Hypocrite!!!

Since you own explorers, why don't you tie a rope around his neck, eh bikonu?

Only today he did something unusual, you came here to say trash. Cry oooo, go to aso rock and help the rats to drive buhari out of office if you don't have work to do.