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Immaculatesnow:
while the white man has been killing giant sea creatures like whales and a Nigerian is killing a man sized fish what a goat

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Be careful. What is a Goat? A goat is the embodiment of odour, the beauty of round pellet like defecation, melodious sounds of meehhh. Honor your goat or it may dishonor you.

Temple1288:
Never?

Forget about those celebrities and Twitter users (mostly kids)
If you want to know how popular Don is just go to any of his rallies.. Now let me tell you that there are Democrats who are gonna be voting for Trump again.

In Mississippi, Sen. Cindy would've lost if not for Trump's endorsement. In Florida, Desantis would've lost if not for Trump's endorsement. Everyone he campaigned for won.. The only way to make sure he doesn't win is make sure he doesn't run in 2020.
If not, he has a cult of followers.

He came out the right moment.

Have you heard of SILENT MAJORITY?

Wrong, without the backing of Tinubu and Ekweremadu, Sen. Cindy would have lost. When Saraki went to Washington he warned the citizens of Mississippi to vote Sen. Cindy or face the music, in fact Tinubu has been the deciding factor of the American presidency, he was the one who installed Bush jnr and Obama after he paid the American electorate to vote for them. Stop spreading wrong information please.

seekingop:
thanks sis

Wash hin buttocks after he don shit finish comot for toilet, you go use hand and water, make the shit no come stick to the hair for hin nyash. If you do that one bobo go come gather confidence dey mess for your front sef.

Temitoppe:
Imo never pay oo

They paid every adhoc member with 1 fowl and 2 garden egg.

Hello sirs/mama's what is the meaning of iyana ijeowura AHH! in yoruba?

OkaNaUbe:
And where are you again

Near ubolokam beside bottompower bypass opposite ojota central shrine, number 98 nzuta kabiru ismaoli chikwudi street Malibu California inside iyana ipeju

OkaNaUbe:
Bronx is a rough place.

Thug life et al

Wrong, bronx is actually the safest place in obodo oyibo. That's where they shoot Hollywood movie. In bronx you will be seeing dollar on the floor and you can be picking it up. In America they have trees they stick money too, you just go and pick the money you want and use it to buy isi poroko.

sweerychick:
I've seen this before in my village, it should be either a hyena on the prowl or African civet called edi abali in igbo language

Wrong, it's called bottompower animal. It has dada like cherubim priest and called Abuneku Tuatua Olobukun in Igbo and tosinpajadodo in yoruba

dayleke:
Shows gratitude to who?

Doctor dey talk say if you vomit and the vomit dey smell like shit, you suppose pour am for cup drink am, e dey healthy

chudez0147:
I know your type.. when you see soldier uniform around your hood , you go piss for trouser! #Anuofia man

Your buttocks dey hard abi? Them talk say person wey get hard buttocks as hin dey shit, the shit go dey scatter for hin nyash, come dey stick to hin nyash hair come dry for there, the hair go don rotten finish, turn brown as the shit go dey color am

TDonald:
Oga Stop Spamming the Forum

If person eat beans wey pepper full, and hin dey shit, shey the thing go be like fire as e dey comot and e go come watery, the shit no go hard?

dalhjana:
king jaja of opobo
he's was chased out of the country without even a Kobo
he loves red wine but can't afford a cup of zobo.
so he abandoned he's throne when he had a great offer of a bottle of bobo

Uncle, aunty enye said that new reports are claiming Tinubu is from Somalia and his real name Is Abdulaziz bin Mubarak el Jubrin al Somali

bleskid:
my father is just 38 ... he will just come call me aside martins who is that girl ... me: is my friend ... dad: nawaooo my son don matured oooo chei u can go

How much is fresh goat for alaifin?

One day papa dey eberreere na so mamaqee dey form utunba but na hin be say girl just dey zuba zuba but e no preshazu.

abluck:
GPU

If buttocks is hard what is the cause? So many people need soft buttocks.

peanutbutter:
You're visiting the wrong mama put then

Bros no be so o, mama catarrh, wey dey sneeze inside her draw soup, her own na 2500 and after she wash her pikin nyash she go pour the water inside, they talk say e dey make the soup sweet, especially if she no get salt.

who wan chop hot beans for ikorodu? you go enter bus follow kubwa express come enter bridge for downing street follow keke to Beverly Hills come take okada enter ikeja.

Joshmodest:
And somebody will tell me , you have to struggle hard to get endorsement In the industry...like I always say , some rules don't just apply to certain people !!!

Wrong, that woman is the daughter of the Tubehtubeh of itshekiri and nephew to the SarDinbutucks of Katsina, she was a rat farmer before then and worked hard and got a deal to be selling fried rats to Hilton and from there she exploded.

Auxtin85:
I tire my brother, Nairaland nor fit stop am? E suppose get how dem fit take sensor am

They fit oh, e get one baba, Baba see and touch, he get em ugumidomashekpesutoi for inside forest, if e eat hot beans for you ehn e be like say na kunu he dey drink. But the baba na fool, see hin head like 2005 picanto model.

anonymuz:
He will have the sex in prison. Idiot

But government say that sex is nor allowed in prison, because they say it is bad and it will make many mummies and daddies and government will now be feeding them too much so they now saw sec is nor good inside prison.

Onyi22:
Ur prayer no reach anywhere...

Onyi, I will ask you again, if you feign ignorance I will flog you mercilessly. If a man has hairy buttocks and wash his buttocks with water after shitting and the water dries on the hair of the buttocks will the hair turn yellow due to the dried shit water?

Onyi22:
What's d essence of this news?

Onyi is it a sin for a man to shave the hair in his buttocks? Science has it that it turns yellow due to shit water drying up there after shitting, sometimes maggots can grow there due to the shit water though. What is your uncanny resolve about such impetuous situation?

Wrong, Ebute Metta means, the third buttocks. Ikeja is named after the Alfin of Ikorodu, when the 5th Iberloron ( now known as oba) of Lagos kissed his buttocks in worship of his lordship over him.

hakku:
Thank you China please come nd carry one of your brothers.

Are you sure Him Tu Lie is a real Chinese minister? He looks black...stop spreading misinformation it's photoshopped picture of a black man.

Garden egg dey make person mess? Na wetin i wan know, because e be like say kulikuli dey cause mess.

ariemma:
sharap wailer, is u and ur entire household that is mourning ur poverty stinking ass, go deal wit ur problem and live the entire country out of ur problem.

If I chop hot beans I go mess hot mess?

vampire2020:
Wow didn't even know she still in the spot light.

If I eat beans I go mess?

Ekakamba:

If I knock you eh, will you go and wear shirt! Do you think we don't have muscle and white pant to show?! eh eh!

AhlexOfficial:
Is Osinbajo Ghana President?


#Nawao

Yes he is, he is actually the second son of Kofre Dan Afripong, the Jaguar of Senegal and the child of the red army. Born on the 5th moon of the glorious woman, mother of the 4 seals.

Xmanspeed:
who rules over you and your entire family...... NORTH.

Shut it. 8 years of obj and 4 years of Jonathan na North? Power dey switch, North has it for now. In other news, chop my goat's buttocks, I no wan throway am comot.

Dannyset:
Chai

You be gay? why your mouth pink? I go slap you oh!

GreatResearcher:
The all-knowing God demanded for a sign to differentiate the Israelites and the Egyptians.

Is your father's uncle a fool?