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o boy! Make you no do like jebejebe for corror o! Na hin jonny dey shepkete! Go find wife marry!

helinues:
Elrufai of Apc or do we have another one in Pdp?

There's one in Pdp. Honorable Christopher El Rufai Joseph

seacoast:
;Dby pouring acid inside yansh

chei that yansh go turn to KFC.

BonPatrick:
Lol u are very funny

I challenge you! take your hand off this afffaair! I challenge you to combat!

seacoast:
Because its Rivers state, their road is in a state of river?

How person go remove hair wey dey grow for inside yansh?

Monoplik:
Ayam not understanding
How much is offa poly handout fess before I know what to say

Does your buttocks have hair?

thatigboman:
In 2019, u are giving a student admission for 2023. Wow.
When will our universities start doing same?

It's not so, by the beans of turmeric the admission is tendered for southern yobe, Huna haruna.

majamajic:
if u like bragging, just be a Lagos bus driver.

u will have more than enough of your hubbie

mukpeya isun iyana paja mo ni mi se

JasonScoolari:
I wanted to query the soldiers, but when I read "After discovering their hideout" I just have to commend them for a job well done.

Abeg flog shiit commot for their strong yansh.

Crase people.

You are wrong men do not have strong yansh, are you not a man? is your yansh strong? In actuality, the zebra septun exegesis is the animal with the strongest yansh. I commend you to the service of Rome when in due time the harvest will have the sun.

jaymejate:
BBC and fake News ehn.
Na Nigeria be arse licker na... Always praising them even tho they spread fake news about us

We strongly condemn the action! The press team reiterated the media's camputanion of shazumda alfin.

Torg77:
You still don't know the difference between company's and companies . Probably didn't even finish school. Go back

Wrong again, does your brain have minimise function? The kepler sumber tubeler is pseudo zucchini but your fleeting subterranean hemorrhage is subdued with understanding kuprin.

Torg77:
Man wanna sound all intelligent by all means yet instead of company's, he writes companies..Nigerians LOOOOL.. Trying to sound all complex yet the simplest kindergarten English you don't know

Wrong again, when detecting the tubola sundrin calibration the Anglo American term is companies but due to your infinitesimal maldron keprin medulla your primordial reflex is exhibited.

izzou:

What the flying fvvk did I just read?

Consent, consent, consent

Ejimagifty:
Illiteracy is a big disease. I wonder how people expect GTB to be taken over by Innoson because of 8 billion naira not even dollars. Even bet9ja betting company set their maximum daily pay out at N10 billion naira let alone GTB that has been in banking business before the latter dreamt of betting business. GTB with branches in several African countries and the UK will be taken over by 8 billion naira? This is classic comedy.

You are wrong, innoson can buy Gtbank with 8 billion using equity connondrums. It diminishes the effect of the companies hoopla asset cantonquin.

philips007:
Lemme take this picture first before I comment

You be gay? I go slap you oh! Why you go dey wear heels?! You be gay?! Eh?! Eh?!

olu77:
What a news!

Baba otudada tueh tueh ochode tueh tueh, imbri imbri, tueh tueh, like this calabash, otumeh, tueh tueh.

forghon:
The broda b like see ladies. Him for invite d bro na atlst let him enjoy his money

Wetin do your bear bear why e dey like you use kiwi polish paint am? You for tell barber make e no use kiwi black am na.

majamajic:
why their male counterparts not doing so well and always sick ?

the female one are doing pretty well, osuofia don enter private jet before ? upon he is unto 'A' level rating.

Yes na Osuofia, get private jet, cessna 244. The one wey otedola dey use na Osuofia buy am come dash am. For hin place dem dey call am Osuoego, for English e mean say hin be billionaire.

BruncleZuma:
He is a Police Officer and not a senior police office.

He is a SENIOR police officer don't you know him? Jim Ehindris, nephew to idris IG and he is also the niece of Ehindero.

SolexxBarry:
What keeps baffling me is the difference in the size of the flogger and flogee

Like how can a hippopotamus be fogged by a goat

Be careful.

Thisis2raw:
All this one's na plumbers for their country

Wrong, that guy is Pembe Olatosin from Argentina, his uncle is Tembe Timilayon. His uncles sister is Kemble toufik.

So na this forest hin baba dey.

Tundexxy:
This is cruel and inhumane

The man go just park run away in the midnight

Why will he run?!?! Tell me Tunde, tell me! Eh! Eh! Eh! A young man like that. What he needs is hot beans, hot beans is good for your system. I hope you have eaten hot beans today?

Tundexxy:
This is cruel and inhumane

The man go just park run away in the midnight

Why will he run?!?! Tell me Tunde, tell me! Eh! Eh! Eh! A young man like that. What he needs is hot beans, hot beans is good for your system. I hope you hae eaten hot beans today?

EdoNation:
this is worse than jungle justice oo

Wow the guy looks just like David Beckham oh, if not for the fowl, he will be like his twin.

This is wrong. Tires are called humbris explosida in Latin due to their implosivity nature so impending the hubris for the soil is like hydrogen peroxide my little children.

NoBetterNigeria:
Who's Secondus tailor? Lol

Mama Thirdus. The best tailor in PH. Secondus home town. She has sown for numerous politicians.

Jgovt:
He's a true definition of Teaching which is the passing of what's worthwhile to people who ain't learned as you, but they must be sound after receiving.. He gave them his salary as his teaching aids to get their attentions and made them interested.. He's a teacher and deserves more than that...Teachers are now rewarded in Earth before they go to Heaven

You and I both know this is Baba Ojemba for Warri. A very humble man.

OP this is false news, this man, is Baba ojemba for warri. He is called the numbered wind, the first of the second sons, the bringer of the iron stool, the holder of the third moonlight.

tizzdi:
na flat abs go gimme money

E fit oh. I fit show you how you go use abs gather 2 mils per week if them set for your body. The only thing be say na only beans you go dey chop for a whole year, if you wan mix am you go add small garden egg.

chiedu7:
Na Sultan dey install Oba

Yes the Emir of Kabir and First son of Zamalek installed the Oba of Lagos after Ibrahim Yusuf surrendered his mighty throne.

bluefilm:
It's rubbish.

Once season is over, nothing for you again.

I told you to sell hot beans to your customers but you no hear as dem dey watch dem go dey service mouth dey justice the hot beans for court.