₦airaland Forum

Richdad50:
If people minded their business there would be no celebrity, no stars. Even my young daughter once questioned me why we have stars in the sky.

Richdad

Young man, get me the PAs number and submit the proposals to your regional head before Friday.

Ejimagift:
Buhari should jail all PDP members and ban that evil party. We Nigerians only want APC in this country

Ejima maji mehi mehi jupatu!

AllenSpencer:
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Dry!

You dey sell dry groundnut? Na fresh one o, no bring dry wan come, you go go back.

AllenSpencer:
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I heard you sell groundnut, you dey do home delivery?

How much na white beans for ikorodu market?

Why are you forcing them to eat onions?! be careful before they deal with you!

mama olopa

wow okorocha the jagaban of imo, the rise and fall of the man who put imolites inside his left scrotum.

mainman7:
Sharaaap!!! Talking as if Buhari APC willingly allowed the Will of the good people of Oyo state to prevail. They were sooo pained that Sugar prevented all their rigging mechanism that they stilled killed the guy. Every State where good people decide to act cowardly are being massively rigged for APC. Even Plateau, Benue, and many more where PDP already won are declare inconclusive. No need for any rerun, we have winners already. No single APC Winning was declared inconclusive, WHY ALWAYS PDP?! Nigerians should wakeup and support the innocent States, else they'll rig rerun like they did in Osun. With one Voice and Action mandate INEC to declare the PDP winners winners! We must not allow this Buhari's satanic wickedness to continue. Until we stand up to wickedness like those River State guys that stopped those soldiers from carrying away the stolen ballot... We are more, these less intelligent idiots can't use gun to throw us into eternal slavery. Resistance is now!

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mainman7:
Sharaaap!!! Talking as if Buhari APC willingly allowed the Will of the good people of Oyo state to prevail. They were sooo pained that Sugar prevented all their rigging mechanism that they stilled killed the guy. Every State where good people decide to act cowardly are being massively rigged for APC. Even Plateau, Benue, and many more where PDP already won are declare inconclusive. No need for any rerun, we have winners already. No single APC Winning was declared inconclusive, WHY ALWAYS PDP?! Nigerians should wakeup and support the innocent States, else they'll rig rerun like they did in Osun. With one Voice and Action mandate INEC to declare the PDP winners winners! We must not allow this Buhari's satanic wickedness to continue. Until we stand up to wickedness like those River State guys that stopped those soldiers from carrying away the stolen ballot... We are more, these less intelligent idiots can't use gun to throw us into eternal slavery. Resistance is now!

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phkka1:
Ikpeazu is a disgrace to governance. He cannot pay salary. He couldn't complete one flyover in four years. Not even a single road in Abia state was completed by him after four years. The fool is rejoicing because he rigged himself to victory.

I heard that ikpeazu has four buttocks instead of two o, the other two are on top of the normal two. My brother, this is serious news oh, young man like that with four buttocks, what could be the cause?

dannybams:
idiotic fan

Why would you call him an idiot!? Eh! I challenge you to combat! You are wike and and challenger is Amechi! Take tank there! Take Am!

This man is actually the grandson of Atiku, very humble young man from unillorin. His nephew is the Iberebere of auchi.

How much is hot beans for ijesha?

BaaleOko:
Governors like Umahi and Ugwuanyi are doing very well in their states and they are PDP governors, the only exception is Ikpeazu who has been a disaster for Ania state, and to some extent Okorocha an APC governor (good thing he's about to be kicked out).

Johnson forget that thing, ikpeazu na center ogin for tompolo side o

IbrahimDamola:
Akpabiorudeen right now....

Ah ah why is Akpabiorudeen crying who beat him?

hisexcellency34:
He should appoint TonyeBarcanista special adviser on Edikangikong

So no from akwa ibom King Kong come from.

Nayo08:
I don't see any books

Hello, young man, have you gone to arulah?

crestedaguiyi:
Hehehe, on a normal day does 9ice think he can challenge Tinubu in politics, mtchew

Actually he can, 9ice father is Kabir al Liberia, the warlord of Liberia and eastern Germany.

Dozie32:
Should I fry pant? Idiat

How much do you usually fry pant? Na white pant with teddy bear.

landmark86:

U truly need Add-SENSE cos u lack SENSE

Nawo see as you slap am and your drink no spill. You be bad guy oh, but why you no put drink down before you throw slap? Abi you wan do guy?

Virgohills:
I have clean cars for sale

How much range rover vogue? it must be color blue with white seats, the tire must have gold rims and let me warn you time without number! The tire must be white! Are you hearing me! I don't need black tire, if you send car with black tire, it will be burnt without pay!

This is not esema, he is the iberebere of auchi.

nofuckz:
lazy Nigerian stoopid youth.
When this wan fall and crash him skull now we'll blame the dullard because nobody go use air ambulance fly am anywhere.

Are you using your penis? If not you can sell it here for 2500 oh, it will be cut off using a nail clipper and you will get recurring fees in its usage until it rots.

kaorama:
So Imo now belongs to only Orlu people? Can you reason for once? You think other zones in Imo State are strangers to the seat of power? Can't you people look and copy from Enugu state?

Guy see the problem is from mbanu West Central! ojukwu saw this as a fortune teller! When he as in Ethiopia he spoke up and said, while on aburi! against the ills in central north orlu! This is what rochas is pamphlet but no! it is from agu na chemba 1! Further more owolowo is there for him when Somalia happened for mogadishu

hammerFC:
GO AND GET EDUCATED.


IT IS IMPORTANT.


IT WILL HELP U TO REASON, AND UNDERSTAND BETTER.


U SAID, I AM DEFENDING THEM?


SHOW ME WHERE?

What are you using your penis for sef? Eh, it's just small knife they will use and remove it, before you know it you won't be able to piss again from there, they will insert pipe inside so you can piss, that's all, it's not big deal.

Where can you buy hot beans in abakiliki central mosque? Near lake Chad crescent in maitama opposite iyana ipaja?

Ikpeazu needs to carry da-da, it's not by pot belly alone please. Do you know when ikpeazu was a young man he used to sell kerosene in order to buy shaki and towel in ariariaria market? In fact he comes from a long line of pomo sellers, which is why his stomach and that other fat man's stomach are identical.

But the crux of the matter is that ikpeazu needs to fix weavon, scientist have proven that pot bellied men without weavon tend to have pot bellies till death.

In ubolomuraluh in isih butah local government in the central north left West East of the country, atunwa is a creature inside bush that uses its tail to kill hunters who are looking for bush meat

When antelope talk say baboon na elephant na hin be say fowl go dey follow brukutu dey chop garden egg.

olaolaking:
Yeah. Truly beautiful but to me, it is overated.

There is a conspiracy, this woman is the daughter of namadi sambo, her actual name is Hajiya bianca hadiza. See the curve on her nose? and see the one on namadi sambos nose, they are the same.

soberdrunk:
Maybe he thought it will come in handy later.......

Do you believe in strong buttocks? the type that is like pomo? It is said in ubakalobe local government in yobe that a strong buttocks is responsible for a healthy rectum.