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Practicing positive confessions.

Islie:
The Group Managing Director (GMD) of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), Mele Kyari, has said the Port Harcourt refinery will commence operations in two…




https://dailytrust.com/p-harcourt-refinery-will-kickstart-operations-in-two-weeks-mele-kyari/

Nlfpmod

SellerA

maureensylvia:
Seller A
Normal price N70,000
Promo price N35,000

Seller B
Price N70,000
Promo: Buy 1 get 1 free

Which of the two pricing options do you think customers will grab faster?

Myopic, NPC Nigerians with Cyclical behavior.

Curse out the president while in power, hail him as a saint after he leaves.


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Once an idea grips a man, no amount of reason can dislodge it.

God1000:
https://c.newsnow.co.uk/A/1221164597?-14432:11

These ones have gone to the school of “how to become a celebrity in Nigeria”

Nigerians are demoralized.

Easily impressed, we celebrate mediocrity.

opamoses1:
OzoAdichieIzuchukwu
@PayeeIzuchukwu on X

18 years after, ochanja roundabout, a known place for refuse dump in Onitsha Metropolitan, is being transformed by Soludo. A water fountain is springing forth from it.

Kudos to Gov Soludo.

Everyone is free to vote whomever they want.

Even the developmentally challenged.

Ofunaofu:
You are not developmentally challenged but voted into the office of the president of Nigeria a notorious narcotics drug trafficker, a certified certificate forger of international dimension, and an individual whose origin, ancestry, and educational qualifications are questionable.

Only a developmentally challenged person would curse others just because they didn't do things their way.

Grow up.

Ofunaofu:
Why take it personal

Are you one of those who brought this calamitous Tinubu regime upon this nation

Maybe.

Ofunaofu:
You are a highly developed individual

We know your type

A woman with a high-body count is a no-go area.

0 is best, maximum 3/4

Anything above that, you have yourself to blame.

🫡

Kobojunkie:
Stop spitting your own ignorant bulllsheet my way as well!

You’re too emotional about these things, and it’s distasteful.

The research applies to both men and women.

Kobojunkie:
Abeg , stop spitting out bull sheet in my direction!

Multiply it by 3

Jewessgratitud3:
There's this lady I've been trying to bring into my line of job, so she's been coming to me for training against next term.

Now she happened to let me into her past and her sad encounter with men. I try as much to encourage her. She now asked me a question about body count and I really don't have any idea how these things are rated. So I told her would get back to her on that.

She asked if 6 Body count is too much for a lady her age. She also explained that for most of the men, the sexual experience was just a few times like twice and the others once before it hits the rocks.

So is it too much or not?

Modified
Look, all these men saying they don't believe women, are you yourselves trustworthy? Women are more truthful if you ask me and if for some reasons they are no longer like before, you men caused it.

You’re a poorly developed individual.

Ofunaofu:
A can of worms have been opened

The truth of the matter is that the 2024 budget presented by Tinubu was truly padded with over N3 trillion and not tied to any project.

While the common man in the streets continues to bear the brunt of the calamitous economic policies being dish out on a daily by the Tinubu-led administration, Tinubu and those who work with him continue to swim in opulence, sharing and pocketing billions of Naira meant to uplift the living standard of the common man. 


It shall not be well with those who worked, supported, and voted for this catastrophic Tinubu regime.

That’s less than 5% of the total population.

What’s the ratio of women to men again?

It’s bonanza time. If you know, you know.

nlfpmod:
Nollywood actress and BBNaija star, Rachel Akowe's controversial statement has got people talking.

Such a beautiful bird

officialwdhtv:
Nigerian man rejoices as he captures a very big owl in his home

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nu26enkRsY

Multiple entry visa

Emm4:
Woman Shares Death Experience, Says she saw 4 grandparents who died before she was born and she KNEW them.

Another person who died and came back also confirmed her story.

Read more;

https://theskynow.com/2024/03/13/i-saw-my-grandparents-who-died-before-i-was-born-woman-shares-near-death-experience/

Mind your business

NairaOcean:
What are your thoughts on this photo of a woman enjoying time with her children at an eatery while her maid sits far away without being served anything?

High achiever.

I like her.

nlfpmod:
Yemi Alade Turns 35 Today!



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yemi_Alade

Juju is scientific.

Just broadcast instructions on certain known frequencies, and the target would assume the thoughts are his.

The weak take action, the strong discard it and change channels.

Antfly:
Leaked Story of Young Man Who Commits Su¦cide In Port Harcourt After Allegedly Losing Money In Crypto

21-Year-Old Nigerian boy Who Committed SuIcide In Port Harcourt, Graduated With Distinction From Petroleum Training Institute And Was Offered Automatic IT Opportunity By An Oil Company In Rivers State.
He Recently Called His Mom Who Was Abandoned By Their Father And Told Her That He’ll Soon Lift Them Out Of Poverty As The Company Was Set To Convert Him To A Full-time Staff.
ame Way Lucky Left.

See photos of the boy below...
http://antfly.ng/2024/03/12/leaked-story-of-young-man-who-commits-su%c2%a6cide-in-port-harcourt-after-allegedly-losing-money-in-crypto/

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Means ”we are hungry”

Direct translation: “hunger is killing us”

Goldenchyke:
OP, What is the meaning of Ebin pawa?

I have asked this question severally on this platform.

Fear of death is not by age.

Fareke:
By Hassan Ibrahim



https://dailytrust.com/remi-tinubu-at-60-im-too-old-to-be-afraid-of-death/

Beneath the uniform they are human too.

They can tell that you hate them and they respond in like manner.

Yugoslavia247:
Same same

Don't be rude to police .

Still police is not your friend.

I noticed people are defiant seeing police

Maybe bad experience with the monsters.

Try to maintain your cool.

And know that police is not your friend

Especially those on the highway.

Let it go.

uzomakanaki:
Good day Nairalanders.

What could make a lady date her fiancee's colleague? I'm done with ladies for now. This a bad experience.

I got a job for my now ex fiancee in the organisation where I work. We dated for 2 years. She was posted to a different branch office not far from mine.

A year on the job I began hearing rumours that she's going out with a senior colleague of mine in the same office with me. Those that I heard it from didn't know we were dating.

I confronted her and she denied it. I was not comfortable with her response, and one day she came to spend the weekend with me, I decided to go through her chat, I could not believe what I saw in her chat with this guy in question.

They've gone far to the extent of having sex with themselves which was said in the chat.

The next morning I confronted her with evidences of what I saw in her chat with my colleague, she became furious that I had no right to check her chat, with no sign of remorse. I was broken and at that point ended the relationship.

I've requested for a transfer out of that branch, cos I want to deal with this guy. Cos he's fully aware we were dating and have met us on different occasion outside.

Since the break up with my ex, he has been avoiding me in the office.

I never saw a dirty attitude in her at the early stage of our relationship, I never knew I was ready to marry a full blown LovePeddler who's looking for a platform to sell herself.

But for the guy I'll deal with him.

She stated she doesn’t have enough money to leave right now.

Neptunium:
What money does he have? Isn't she the one giving him money?

The way memories form is so Interesting.

We had a graduation party in my Nursery school shortly before I graduated to primary 1.

I can still recall the aroma of the Jollof rice.

guobe:
Nursery school is the bedrock of education for a child and at three years of age ,I started my nursery schooling.
I was dressed up by my mum and dad with my stockings and Bata shoe all gingered up for my first day in school .
My parents drove me to school as the school was not too far from our house then.
My mum and my dad took me to my class and I saw alot of kids in the class crying and wailing with the female teacher trying to console them.
In my mind I was like why are all these kids crying.
Then suddenly my parents dropped me in the class after seeing the teacher and left without any trace.
I was seated on my desk and now joined other kids to start crying and wailing..
I came to the realisation that earlier on,those kids I met in the class were crying because their parents left them in the class.
Till this day that memory is still stuck on me and when I narrate it to people, they find it hard to believe that at 3 years I could remember what happened on my first day at nursery school.
How many people still remembered what happened on their first day in nursery school?

- Feminine energy is divine and good for men. — Not all women are feminine.
- Sex done right is good.
- Men need a higher quality filter for the women they allow into their lives.

Sirchiboy:
Na our stupid dick when no dey think or use him number 6 dey deceive us.
Nothing dey there.
Na just infections

I am Interested In the story behind your handle… if you ever want to tell it.

Multiversed:
My younger sister was the one who actually bought the dog from one of her associates but she didn't ask for the name. I have told her to ask the person but no feedback up till now lol.

Infact I wouldn't lie, I have used reversed image search and i still couldn't get the exact name of the dog breed.

I finally remembered Nairaland and boom here we are.