Gofwane's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Gofwane's Profile › Gofwane's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 (of 137 pages)

Romance › Re: Should I Still Date Her 2 Of My Friends Have fvcked Her by Gofwane(m): 4:24pm On Mar 18, 2020

XhosaNostra:
Are you that thirsty to date someone that's passed around between friends like a blunt?

you're my type of girl! Raw, uncut and straight to the point. grin

1 Like

Romance › Re: "Real Women Make Your Prick Hard Not Your Life" Big Backside Lagos Babe Twerks by Gofwane(m): 4:07pm On Mar 18, 2020

jeff1607:
wetin Corona no go see

Wetin corona no go see for Italy

Romance › Re: What Is Something That You Could Never Forgive Someone For? by Gofwane(m): 8:09am On Mar 15, 2020

Gossipers! Don't know why I can't forgive these set of people that would say shii behind you rather than say it to your face.

Even if I manage to forgive them, the gods will not forgive them because they also hate gossipers huh

1 Like

Romance › Re: I Have Been Having Sex With Prostitutes Since The Age Of 18. Please I Need Help! by Gofwane(m): 8:51pm On Mar 14, 2020

So sorry 'bout that.

Just cut off your preeek and donate it to medical students for practicals. That's the only lasting solution to yo problem:

Romance › Re: Breast To Feed The Whole Lagos!! Busty Lagos Lady With Big Backside by Gofwane(m): 8:23pm On Mar 14, 2020

Eeewww... I just lost appetite for the peppered kponmo I'm eating huh

7 Likes

Romance › Re: "My Sand Storm Experience Today" by Gofwane(m): 6:56pm On Mar 14, 2020

Tominix:
i over laughed as i read this

all I can say is that laugher is good for the body mehn.

Romance › Re: Which of the Nigerian Enjoyment Do you spend Your Money On? Photo!! by Gofwane(m): 4:12am On Mar 12, 2020

Shibaraba:
Drink! !! !! ! I calculate money for drink last year If I use am do business I go be next dangote. God go help me sha

Shayo na real bastard I swear

Romance › Re: Which of the Nigerian Enjoyment Do you spend Your Money On? Photo!! by Gofwane(m): 3:16am On Mar 12, 2020

stupidity:
I’m re-evaluating my life. Sleep nor gree come.

Which of the Nigerian enjoyment is eating your money/salary?

The three combination seems to my own.

Women
Drink
Weed

When you add “drugs” to this three combinations, your life is finished.

In the nearest future I want to do away with women. But drinks and weed will stay for a while.

Later later at around 50s, I’ll stop weed, make too much wisdom nor go kill me

lemme not lie. Na drink oh

Celebrities › Re: ”I’m Finer Than Beyonce & Shakira” – Teni Stuns In Makeup Photos by Gofwane(m): 8:12pm On Mar 11, 2020

Davash222:
Lol
If I talk wetin dey my mind, here no go contain us. Make I maintain fess.

me too. I don't wanna be the reason for a suicide case.

#InnocentMind grin

Romance › Re: Riele VS Nairalander Alphas by Gofwane(m): 7:49pm On Mar 11, 2020

Mymynd4u:

List continues

Jflex07 czarr lilwetdick Gofwane

They will call her 16 years old but they will keep arguing wit her from page 1 to page 10.. Yet they call her a kid but never stopped arguing wit a supposed kid

this is what I will do to your corpse when you eventually commit suicide grin

5 Likes

Romance › Re: Riele VS Nairalander Alphas by Gofwane(m): 7:37pm On Mar 11, 2020

Mymynd4u:
Chai Riele, I Gbadun you.. Just keep giving them back, I no say nobody fit win u for insult...

I dey enjoy u jare.

Chai!!! You are very wicked and selfish. Why not be the one giving it to us back to back? Why push the young hoe to her ultimate grave?

1 Like

Romance › Re: "My Sand Storm Experience Today" by Gofwane(m): 6:22pm On Mar 11, 2020

Tominix:
Cc . . . . .
Lalasticlala . . . . . .
Seun . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,

this is not romantic at all. Lalasticlala, kindly move this thread to the Sandstorm section.

Thanks

Romance › Re: Is This True Love? Just Say Your Mind (photos) by Gofwane(m): 6:17pm On Mar 11, 2020

gift2xl:
Reginal and nwakwo, Titled dieing for love.

Nwakwo kehh?

Make that old papi catch you dey spell him name like that grin

4 Likes

Food › Re: Bayelsa Residents Kill Crocodile, Share The Meat (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 6:08pm On Mar 11, 2020

Sonnobax15:
BBQMANNAGRILLS would've grilled it with their stolen fire woods...

jesu!

Uncle Manna right now huh

1 Like

Romance › Re: Is This True Love? Just Say Your Mind (photos) by Gofwane(m): 5:39pm On Mar 11, 2020

Riele:
Smart Girl .

Such a wise girl she is .

That man is better than 50 Nigerian men combined .

SMH

4 Likes

Romance › Re: Advice- My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by Gofwane(m): 5:35pm On Mar 11, 2020

Let her keep the baby. If she delivers and you don't need it, give it to me cos I'm ready for a kid but don't need a wife right now.

Thanks

1 Like

Romance › Re: How Smart Are You To Decipher The Meaning Of This Photo?? by Gofwane(m): 3:21pm On Mar 11, 2020

proclinician:
Means same as this.

oboyyeh

Travel › Re: I Need Your Migration Advice Please, I'm About To Make A Life Changing Decision. by Gofwane(m): 2:09pm On Mar 11, 2020

Jestin:
I don’t kn why people think USA is heaven on earth. I don’t see myself ever going to that country so people like me don’t care abt the visa ban. Make them chop their visa

I'd rather relocate to Afghanistan than the US grin

I like their Military sha.

Romance › Re: My Ex Is Disturbing Me For Sex by Gofwane(m): 6:58pm On Mar 10, 2020

Wenonawde:
When your own mate are dead. �

Romance › Re: A recently married Nairalander, shares her Maternity Photoshoots by Gofwane(m): 6:54pm On Mar 10, 2020

You are really glowing. That's the effect of a good vitamin D grin

1 Like

Romance › Re: Want to know the man you're dating? Characteristics of men through their signs by Gofwane(m): 7:14pm On Mar 08, 2020

Xavfra:
That's what I stand on...

But now family stands as a threat

That’s the issue. Let's hope that they come to accept us for who we truly are. We meant no harm in the first place. We are just we!

Romance › Re: Want to know the man you're dating? Characteristics of men through their signs by Gofwane(m): 7:02pm On Mar 08, 2020

Xavfra:
Yeah and it pains me that they don't care to understand...

They think they are doing me good...maybe they are hoping that in the future I'll come out and say that all those stuffs helped me...nah!!!

They don't know I'm drifting away ...farther than they will reach...

I'm just being me. Fvck everyone that doesn't reason with me. That's my motto huh

Romance › Re: Want to know the man you're dating? Characteristics of men through their signs by Gofwane(m): 4:47pm On Mar 08, 2020

Xavfra:
Yeah bro..

That's exactly how I am ....
But it is and it has caused problems between me and others....

And the problem is that people never care to pay attention to certain parts of our life

It has caused me serious problems especially with my family

1 Like

Romance › Re: Want to know the man you're dating? Characteristics of men through their signs by Gofwane(m): 7:26pm On Mar 07, 2020

XhosaNostra:
Aquarius doesn't take advice lol. They may ask for opinions on a matter (most often they don't), to weigh them against what they really think is the right thing to do. In the end, they usually go their own way. The sign is notoriously known for being perverse.

Damn! You got it right. Advice me from now till eternity, I will listen with undivided attention. But in the end, I will still go ahead with my initial plan.

Try to use force on me, even if is for my own good, I will do otherwise just to prove to you that I can't be controlled.

...SMH

9 Likes

Health › Re: China Hotel Used As Coronavirus Quarantine Centre Collapses, 70 People Trapped by Gofwane(m): 4:25pm On Mar 07, 2020

One short chinko man don codedly go collapse that building in order to execute all the Covid-19 patients grin

3 Likes 1 Share

Romance › Re: Why Are Nairaland Men Scared Of Me?? by Gofwane(m): 4:15pm On Mar 07, 2020

funmisticqueen2:
Pls show us, luminouz's dic pics again biko

How about a picture of the lips you have been using to suuck his dic?

Meanwhile, you like a drunk female toad.

No offense grin

4 Likes

Romance › Re: Does Height Really Matter When Picking A Partner? by Gofwane(m): 8:31am On Mar 07, 2020

Davash222:
Simp!

Romance › Re: Q by Gofwane(m): 8:27am On Mar 07, 2020

Seeing a large breast in your dream is a large message that means a large breast is what will eventually kill you.

Thanks

1 Like

Romance › Re: How Did You Meet Your Current Partner. by Gofwane(m): 6:32am On Mar 07, 2020

Not met her yet. Hoping to meet one soon.

Romance › Re: Lady Harassed By Woman For Having Anal S3x With Her Husband Finally Speaks Up by Gofwane(m): 4:29am On Mar 06, 2020

The wife is fat, black and ugly. To an extent, I don't blame the husband

Romance › Re: What Lesson(s) Does Your Last Relationship Taught You.? by Gofwane(m): 7:18pm On Mar 05, 2020

Never you ever date a slay queen. She will starve you and your kids of her boobs so that they don't become flat. As if you didn't pay for them and your kids don't deserve them huh

1 Like

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 (of 137 pages)