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Romance › Re: Dad Flock Her Daughter With Belt After She Posted A Twerk Video On Her Whatsapp by Gofwane(m): 7:02pm On Mar 25, 2020

I have only two questions.

WHO RECORDED THE VIDEO?

The Mum or the Brother?

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Romance › Re: Forget Coronavirus Do You Like My Backside (photos) by Gofwane(m): 2:02pm On Mar 25, 2020

See flat face like table tennis bat.

Romance › Re: I’m Scared She’ll Get Pregnant!! What Do I Do? (photo) by Gofwane(m): 9:17pm On Mar 24, 2020

Lostz:
why do you want to steal my name?

haaaa but your name is Lostz not Okafor nah...

Allow a young hustler to hustle in peace naw grin

Romance › Re: I’m Scared She’ll Get Pregnant!! What Do I Do? (photo) by Gofwane(m): 6:48pm On Mar 24, 2020

Quality20:
in as much as okafors law is valid, just recommend she go n stay with okafor - he won't do anything to her

hi, my name is mr Okafor. Please I won't do anything to her grin

Romance › Re: Online Facebook Slay Queen Sensation... Shows Off The List Of Guys She Tested An by Gofwane(m): 6:38pm On Mar 24, 2020

lefulefu:
guy they might just be random innocent guys who took pic with her as in fellow neighbours or coursemate .there some girls they will approach u then request to take a pix with u then next thing they have uploaded the pix on facebook and they will claiming one thing or the other.

If that was true, your pic would have been the first cos your luv for big ukwu is legendary grin

Romance › Re: Online Facebook Slay Queen Sensation... Shows Off The List Of Guys She Tested An by Gofwane(m): 6:26pm On Mar 24, 2020

I have only one question; whose pussy was used and expanded?

Romance › Re: She Slapped Me And I Kissed Her by Gofwane(m): 1:47pm On Mar 24, 2020

If I were you, I'd be more worried about the chances of not contracting Covid-19 from that kiss.

Health › Re: How People Are Containing The Spread Of Coronavirus Around The World (Photos) by Gofwane(m): 9:29am On Mar 24, 2020

Keziehenry:
Counting down to 27 March according to tb Joshua's prophecy that this konvik 1-9 birus will be over

I hope you meant 27 march 2021 cos this shiit is just warming up especially in Nigeria.

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Education › Re: ASUU Commences Indefinite Strike by Gofwane(m): 3:22pm On Mar 23, 2020

Who cares?
Coronna that has already placed the whole world on strike. huh

Romance › Re: She's In The Kitchen Náked Cooking Beans [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 10:55pm On Mar 22, 2020

Romance › Re: The Sexiest Short Lady (dwarf) You Have Ever Seen? See Highly Erotic Photos by Gofwane(m): 5:30pm On Mar 21, 2020

LIVINGICON:
Hmm, very different in looks compared to an average dwarf with their huge foreheads.

Romance › Re: This Is Too Much For Me !!! by Gofwane(m): 4:02pm On Mar 21, 2020

Use Benue yam

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Romance › Re: Share Your Ashawo proverb Here by Gofwane(m): 4:00pm On Mar 21, 2020

Ashawo na Ashawo no matter wetin she dey drive - MI

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Romance › Re: Don't Stress Your Eyes Because You Won't See Anything" Pantless Babe Twerks Hot! by Gofwane(m): 3:31pm On Mar 21, 2020

If you were an item in my house, you'd be my trash can where I dispose used condoms.

No offense grin

Romance › Re: Drop The Most Painful Words Someone As Ever Told You. by Gofwane(m): 2:30pm On Mar 21, 2020

It has to be when Blessing told me that my eyes look like that of a wife beater. I was really hurt because I'm one of the most gentle beings on the face of this earth grin

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Romance › Re: Will Be Giving Out Airtime To The 1st, 10th And 20th Contact by Gofwane(m): 2:11pm On Mar 21, 2020

+1234567890 9mobile Tanzania.

I'm waiting huh

Romance › Re: I Met Seun Today Pictures by Gofwane(m): 4:46pm On Mar 20, 2020

If there is one thing I'm damn sure about Seun is that he will never agree to meet a Troll.

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Romance › Re: Thank You Nairaland. I Have Opened Up To My Director And mum by Gofwane(m): 4:35pm On Mar 20, 2020

ChildOfDoom:
i'm messed up, i admit. But i won't be a pessimist no more

Amen to that

Romance › Re: Nigeria Slay Queen Shows Off Her Panties And Tattoos On Facebook (photos) by Gofwane(m): 5:47pm On Mar 19, 2020

see flat nyash like table tennis bat grin

Romance › Re: Can You Accomodate A Lady For Five Months Without S*x Her by Gofwane(m): 5:21pm On Mar 19, 2020

Miniso:
u not alone

Thank God I'm not alone. I was beginning to think that I'm on my own grin

Romance › Re: Can You Accomodate A Lady For Five Months Without S*x Her by Gofwane(m): 5:11pm On Mar 19, 2020

NDIOGAH:
sister is not included.

but a SISTER is also a LADY nah

Romance › Re: What Have You Bought This Year That Was A Waste Of Money? by Gofwane(m): 4:47pm On Mar 19, 2020

FastestGirl:
Female Condom

I can help you to put it in but I will have to test it to confirm if it is was well fixed grin

Romance › Re: What Have You Bought This Year That Was A Waste Of Money? by Gofwane(m): 4:27pm On Mar 19, 2020

It has to be that stupid Shayo I bought with my last money last month. I don't wanna mention the name in order not to spoil their market with customers having a very light brain.

I wasn't having much cash on that fateful Saturday and I wanted to jogodo when one yeye marketer walked into the joint and advertise this boose promising that “ this drink go lost you ” I took the bait and bought it.
Guess what? It was like I took holy communion huh

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Romance › Re: Can You Accomodate A Lady For Five Months Without S*x Her by Gofwane(m): 4:11pm On Mar 19, 2020

Akunwafor:
One man's meat, another man's poison.

Very true!

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Romance › Re: Can You Accomodate A Lady For Five Months Without S*x Her by Gofwane(m): 4:01pm On Mar 19, 2020

Yes, if she's my sister or if she is very black in complexion. No offense, but I don't know why I find very black skinned girls unattractive embarassed

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Romance › Re: Thank You Nairaland. I Have Opened Up To My Director And mum by Gofwane(m): 7:49pm On Mar 18, 2020

If there is one thing I'm fvcking sure of, It's that you will still relapse.

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Romance › Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by Gofwane(m): 6:44pm On Mar 18, 2020

Slimranky:
Na Randy Orton smack down I go dey do any corona virus wey near altar

oya, let's go there. That's my area of speciallty.

RKO things mehn grin

Romance › Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Gofwane(m): 6:29pm On Mar 18, 2020

Slimranky:
God forbid bad thing (spits)

No be me and you dey for that one
I'm never a murderer

You are not ready to bang her then.

Romance › Re: How Do I Make My Crush To Have Sex With Me When She Visits Me by Gofwane(m): 6:24pm On Mar 18, 2020

Slimranky:
Guy what's up,,,??

If u no get better to yarn no dey dull my thread na!!.no be only you dey smoke weed .use your head..

Shoot her in the head then bang her corpse huh

Romance › Re: Watch Out!!! Nairaland Prayer Revival "Corona Virus Must Die By Fire " by Gofwane(m): 6:19pm On Mar 18, 2020

DenreleDave:
Pastor in charge: Martinez39s
Ass Pst in charge : JONNYSPUTE

Anointed men of God: Pst Ubunja, Bishop Mrcork, Apostle Omar09, Pst lady Pocohantas, Pst Unatoto

Choir : Riele, seunmohmoh, simplepee, obontami, prinx55555, iamplato, petyprincess, biGDhAp, francesco01, UyaiIncomparabl,

Usher: maynation, SassyGem101, tohyorsih2, MiVida, Gentleboy15, crobo.

Pst body guard: Liru.sehn, Kingsteve, dominique, Slimranky,

Medic on stand: proclinician, funmisticqueen2, medicH, Ishilove, seangy4konji

Instrumentalists: Stupidity, offpoint, childofdoom, aro1, seanwilliam, BadRadio

People that will act as corona virus
Corona guy: Froshloaded
Corona girl : casalindal

Host: Lalasticlala Seun

Venue: Nairaland front page (Romance)

bishop Gofwane will administer the ogogoro communion huh

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Romance › Re: How Can I Stop Masturbating To My Niece Picture? by Gofwane(m): 6:08pm On Mar 18, 2020

I need to see a picture of her bushy veejay so that I can properly advice you grin

Celebrities › Re: Linda Osifo Opening Mouth And Sleeping - Alexx Ekubo Shares Video by Gofwane(m): 5:45pm On Mar 18, 2020

NOL2dworld:
He be like say this one no get work.. People are losing their life everyday to Covid..

I kept washing my hand with alcohol after the news of any case.

you are here. uploading rubbish

And we are here busy drinking ogogoro hoping it will burn out the Covid-19 virus grin

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