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Not sure. I mourned my mom for like two months in 2003. Since then, not a single teardrop. My heart turned so cold.

andrewtosin:
hehe... How many years she take senior you?

7 to 8 years

stanliwise:
You be comedian Aswear.
I wan laugh kee myself here

Abeg, take am easy o. No blame me jare. An angry preek has no conscience

I just pity the unfortunate patients currently in the hospital. Everyday, bad news. No single good news in this Shit Hole.

Enough with the updates abeg. I'm tired of this whole thing. Lift the lockdown let those that would die, die since they can't provide basic amenities. Hunger and heat is dealing with people at home.

Lord knows I'm going out next week fully strapped with my chopper. Let me see any 12 or crackers that will try to stop me

Sack of fufu

Off topic....


There was this aunty renting a room in my grandad's compound that liked me so much. Always dashing me money and delicious food. She has this habit of undressing right in my presence, tormenting my young Abuna with her goodies.

One day after eating together in her room, she began to UnCloth. Na so me decode her purpose, begin dey roll for bed, say my stomach is hurting.
She waka come meet me begin dey press my belle till she discovered my Abuna on attention. The way I looted her whole body that day ehn, nigerian politicians looked like learners .

Aunty faith, wherever you are, may God bless you and your local government.

I've watched that movie. The title is THE UNFAITHFUL AND CHEATING GHOST.

All these Covid-19 kids won't understand any of those.

God knows, my hatred for this hoe of a Zainab is beyond measure. I feel like strangling her everytime she comes up with this 'poor and vulnerable' bullshiit.

Waterypussy2:
More will be added this night

Sad reality.

sassysure:
Indomie is best enjoyed in porridge form na

not for me. I prefer it served a bit 'dried'

Cooking 1 packet of Indomie noodles with about 2litres of water. The result was a pot of Indomie porridge

Oboyyeh, see better food not that pig poo Ilegend is always spamming nairaland with

This just the beginning. No matter what is out there, People will continue to go out and hustle since the government has done nothing to make life a bit comfortable for people during the lockdown.
No odinary power supply to keep one engaged with movies or games. If you stay indoors, hunger and boredom will kill you faster and before you know it, you are on your way to beer parlour.

Those welding goggles and dog collar on your neck sha

La click la faint. Go and read it alone if you can't post it here.

Why give him a public burial in the first instance? Is his own corona different from the other victims they refused to release the bodies to their families?

Or do they think gathering and yelling Inna lillahi and all other forms of mumblings would bribe his way into heaven?

Nice Idea

More eba palliative coming for Abians. But this time, na fish head go dey inside the egusi soup.

I wanna give God my lifetime.

If I give God my lifetime,

he will take care of me....

He will never ever let me down,

I will give God my lifetime.

There is one stubborn one that comes to my room at night, sometime when I'm watching xvideos on my laptop, the hoe of a rat would also be watching.

There was a day I got that olden days spring-loaded metallic rat trap that has those sharp teeth. I added some fish head to the trap and tried to put the trap inside my celein and in the process, my hand mistakenly touched the trigger in the trap

oboyyeh, the shout I shouted, chased the rat out of my room because it never returned

Black white walker

And none of those present could pick up the rifle he dropped and fire the ekelebe before he could escape?

Please help my little girl. I just soaked the last garri we have in the house. Her mother left us due to covid 19 hunger.

0107412972 GTBank.

Tell her that ogogro cures coronavirus.

Garrieveryday:
I did a research and arrived that in the history of football, no time has an unforseen circumstance distorted a football competition like the way Corona is dealing today. Only God knows the real truth behind this corona.

Had it been it was only football or sports alone this thing affected, it wouldn't have mattered one bit. But Corona stopped EVERYTHING. Including MAGIC and MIRACLES!

18 month? By that time, there won't be any need for it in Nigeria cos nobody would be alive.

We are yet to reach 1 month since lockdown commenced and things are already spinning out of control. Hunger and violence ti take over already.

Ok that's good to hear. The sad thing is that another set will be coming in tonight to replace the discharged ones

Even baba Ebola no deal with this world like baby Corona.

So what happens to your son now? How do you plan to raise him now that his mother don japa?

boladale123:
You better don't think of joining any gang, because if you do the his will be your end.
If you need food go to your neighbor and beg them,drop your pride and survive.

I honestly made that comment lightheartedly