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Politics › Re: Lockdown: PDP Says Buhari’s Speech Was Disappointing by Gofwane(m): 5:57am On Apr 14, 2020

What else was anyone expecting from the jackass?
Meanwhile, there's no difference between the PDP and the APC. The former taught the latter THE ART OF LOOTING. The latter has already taught the next generation THE ART OF MEGA LOOTING

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Health › Re: Alert: Vaccination Will Be Mandatory - Bill Gates!!! by Gofwane(m): 4:50am On Apr 14, 2020

Abeg gimme the vaccine jare make I go out and mingle in peace jare. If you don't want us to take their vaccine, create an alternative for us.

Crime › Re: Two Thieves Caught In Mafoluku Oshodi by Gofwane(m): 4:36am On Apr 14, 2020

apache22b:
You are absolutely right my dear , that's the more reason i need to help them .

Please help me too so that I will not be pushed to go and join bad gangs.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The World Was Supposed To End On 12 April 2020 But I Have Postponed It – Prophet by Gofwane(m): 3:00am On Apr 14, 2020

Humanoid01:
And he only had to read the first line.

he is suffering from Covid-19 pro version.

Politics › Re: COVID-19: Buhari’s Speech Disappointing, Failed To Address Palliatives-PDP by Gofwane(m): 2:53am On Apr 14, 2020

What else was anyone expecting from the jackass?

Meanwhile, there's no difference between the PDP and the APC. The former taught the latter THE ART OF LOOTING. The latter has already taught the next generation THE ART OF MEGA LOOTING.

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Politics › Re: General Tukur Burutai Skydiving From His Parachute Fully Armed-photo by Gofwane(m): 1:19am On Apr 14, 2020

Photoshoped!

Romance › Re: How Do I Tell Her To Go? The Lockdown Is Tiring Already by Gofwane(m): 12:49am On Apr 14, 2020

You said you love prayers, so tell God to help you chase her away.

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Romance › Re: Effects Of The Lockdown In My Neighbourhood by Gofwane(m): 12:38am On Apr 14, 2020

That gossiping shii pisses me off the most. I might stab my neighbours one of these days if they don't mind their bidness huh

All they do since this lockdown commenced is play ludo and gossip while listening to wack fuji music. huh

Health › Re: Covid-19: President Muhammadu Buhari Will Broadcast To The Nation Today By 7pm by Gofwane(m): 3:03pm On Apr 13, 2020

No need to keep hopes high because there are 98% chances that the dummy will be coming on tv to talk rubbish that is of no value to the average Nigerian.
God knows I won't obey any sit at home order anymore if they are not going to provide what it takes to stay at home. I'd rather go out and get infected than stay inside and starve. All die na die huh

Infact, I don dey over vex huh

Romance › Re: What do you think of her? by Gofwane(m): 12:41pm On Apr 13, 2020

Guys like you don't deserve any advice because your brains are not working normal anymore.

How could a girl treat you with disrespect, telling it's her body so she can do as she pleases only for her to come back and you are considering to take her back because love her too much.
Are you ok at all?

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Crime › Re: Breaking: Doctor Kills A Covid-19 Patient by Gofwane(m): 7:37am On Apr 13, 2020

Op, report yourself to NCDC. You are showing the symptoms of Covid-20 huh

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Health › Re: Itchy penis(thread closed) Solved. by Gofwane(m): 7:28am On Apr 13, 2020

Aryafucksfinaly:
Let us see your real penis and observe it's condition real-time. That is only when we can offer you practical advice and suggestions.

WTF! This your monicker got LOL grin

Food › Re: Lockdown: US Destroys Tons Of Food As Farmer Can’t Get Buyers by Gofwane(m): 6:32am On Apr 13, 2020

Gofwane:
But hatching hundreds of thousands of eggs for the purpose of charity is not a viable option, said Mike Cockrell, the company’s chief financial officer.

MIKE COCKRELL grin

what a name. That man must be a legend in poultry business for him to bear Cockrell as his name.

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Food › Re: Lockdown: US Destroys Tons Of Food As Farmer Can’t Get Buyers by Gofwane(m): 6:28am On Apr 13, 2020

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Family › Re: Please Who Stay Close To Nihort Ibadan (gat Nothing To Eat) by Gofwane(m): 5:56am On Apr 13, 2020

Ifyjos, are you not that shameless ashawo that got pregnant for a jobless donkey that was squatting with a friend?

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Food › Re: A Nairalander Shares Her Easter Food. Share Yours by Gofwane(m): 6:49pm On Apr 12, 2020

Pretty girl, fine food. You are a wife material 100000000000 yards. God bless you and your local Government.

Crime › Re: Attention! House To House Robbery Around Abraham Adesanya Inward Sangotedo by Gofwane(m): 5:59am On Apr 12, 2020

Be like say boys go go back to workshop and cook even if na 4 rounds revolver to protect body from all this hoodlums wey dey pop up this period. I no fit let anybody com steal the indomie and little garri I bought to manage this lockdown.

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Romance › Re: Name One Song That You Hate And Everyone Else Loves by Gofwane(m): 5:15am On Apr 12, 2020

Masonkaycares:
These are the songs I listen to

Music to murdered by is fire mehn. Eminem is something else.

Romance › Re: Name One Movie/series That You Hate And Everyone Else Loves by Gofwane(m): 11:13am On Apr 11, 2020

mafiano1986:
Honestly, they should just have ended banshee in sason 3, making season 4 was a mistake.

Honestly, season4 was a terrible mistake. Nevertheless, that movie sweet me die. That Lucas no know how to reject punny. From bartender to Rebecca to Carrie to Nola to Sioban to late mr Moody's wife, even the Macho cop in season 4. If you open, him go chook grin

In fact, lemme rewatch it again.

Romance › Re: Name One Movie/series That You Hate And Everyone Else Loves by Gofwane(m): 11:01am On Apr 11, 2020

bereto:
Exactly, when Lucas hood lost that craziness I just hated it, I love movies that speak to real life situations e.g
New Amsterdam
Chicago med, pd and fire,
Suits,
Breaking bad

Very realistic movies. Not all those shitty movies with human actors acting cartoons grin

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Cut Your Hair With Clipper By Yourself by Gofwane(m): 8:08am On Apr 11, 2020

Otunba80:
U self, I won’t have easy cut once i have wet hair

haven't you used a shaving cream before?
Once you apply and wash it off, no single strand of hair will remain.

Autos › Re: Toyota Carina Manual 1996 For Sale 250k by Gofwane(m): 5:16am On Apr 11, 2020

Gkemz:
You dey call this thing car, abeg don't belittle that name. This na real scrap, a safe abode for rodents.

Jesu kreste oluwa grin

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Cut Your Hair With Clipper By Yourself by Gofwane(m): 3:42am On Apr 11, 2020

Buy shaving cream, apply it on your hair like relaxer, then wash it off.

Romance › Re: Memes Galores..add Your Memes Let's LOL by Gofwane(m): 3:32am On Apr 11, 2020

Romance › Re: Name One Movie/series That You Hate And Everyone Else Loves by Gofwane(m): 3:23am On Apr 11, 2020

bereto:
Luke Cage

Banshee

I'll forever hate these series

Banshee? I really liked that series except for season four where death of Sioban really broke Lucas Hood and he stopped being his usual crazy self.

Meanwhile, I hate movies that have magic in them. Reason why I never enjoyed Game of thrones and Harry potter.

Give me movies like Homeland, Power, Lone survivor, We were soldiers and any Sniper's movies

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Romance › Re: A Wetter Dripping Pussy help!! by Gofwane(m): 5:49pm On Apr 10, 2020

Akinsoladwayne:
Bleep !!!! You're wicked o

Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Bashed Toke Makinwa Coronically by Gofwane(m): 12:35am On Apr 10, 2020

Kenneygirl:
Its profession not proffesion. If you want to troll at least learn proper grammar first

Grammar or spelling?

Meanwhile, you wrote ITS instead of IT'S.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Cries Out For Best Medicine After Broken Up With Her Boyfriend. PH by Gofwane(m): 12:09am On Apr 10, 2020

She looks so used and dumped, especially her lips. That guy must have made her suckked the living daylight off his Shakabula before he japa.

A very wicked guy I must confess grin

Romance › Re: A Wetter Dripping Pussy help!! by Gofwane(m): 12:01am On Apr 10, 2020

Lay down flat on your back,

Open your legs wide,

Insert a funnel in your punny,

Pour 4litres of engine oil inside.

Thanks

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Bashed Toke Makinwa Coronically by Gofwane(m): 11:42pm On Apr 09, 2020

Kenneygirl:
All I see are people venting their frustrations on someone else

I admire your solidarity to your colleague in your noble proffesion.

Carry on awon dickRiders

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