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Romance › Re: Today Is My Birthday My Fellow Nairalanders, Wish Me Well(photos) by Gofwane(m): 3:15am On Mar 05, 2020

AnalQueenluci:
Tranaise royale eatery bamenda ,cameroum

Thought you said you celebrated it in the barracks? Abi is the eatery located in the barracks?

Hope say no be ashawo army of cameroun you dey work grin

Romance › Re: No Female Nairalander Is More Beautiful Than My Girlfriend. by Gofwane(m): 6:18pm On Mar 04, 2020

This one fine. Unlike those female gorrilaz that held the title before her huh

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Romance › Re: Blu03's Collection Of Zodiac Sign One_shots by Gofwane(m): 5:50pm On Mar 04, 2020

Proudly Aquarius. Most, if not all the things I read about aqurians are true!

Romance › Re: Did I Do Well Giving In To Her Sex Demand by Gofwane(m): 2:29am On Mar 04, 2020

solmus:
so long you aint married or engaged to anyone, then helping a lonely woman shouldn't make you feel guilty, if you turn her down you might drive her to depression after all its just sex

ha! You really are a very reasonable person grin

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Romance › Re: Glad I Found You. by Gofwane(m): 2:02am On Mar 04, 2020

realokopi:
I won't say anything more than this. OP be wise!!!!!!!

I am still insisting that the op is a very wicket sombori. See as he use love format to drop the girl picture make guys see her face.

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Romance › Re: Glad I Found You. by Gofwane(m): 1:42am On Mar 04, 2020

SweetCunt97:
You have no Soul. You are corrupted, so corrupted it stinks. No sane nairalander would wanna have anything to do with you unless your fellow demons. Tufiaaakwa! Aluu

why are you so pained by his comment?

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Romance › Re: Glad I Found You. by Gofwane(m): 9:11pm On Mar 03, 2020

op, admit that you just wanna bang a fat pussay and record it in your diary all in the name of breaking records

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Romance › Re: Glad I Found You. by Gofwane(m): 8:55pm On Mar 03, 2020

Buahahaha... This OP, you are very wicked. So you intentionally put up the picture of this ugly demon that has been bashing men on nairaland just to mock her in the name of love?

Oboyyeh, see lips like rubber ring wey dem soak inside kerosene grin

*Typing from a beer parlour*

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Romance › Re: Hausa Actress Slays In New Pics After Leaked Sex Video Scandal. Trusts In Allah by Gofwane(m): 1:36pm On Mar 03, 2020

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Romance › Re: Knock Knock....a Newbie In The House. Show Me Some Love And Hates by Gofwane(m): 4:52am On Mar 03, 2020

Idontgiveafuck2:
ASHIRAWEALTHY DON TURN TO EGGSHELLS AFTER THE BASHING.

verily, verily I say unto you: flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

Romance › Re: She Caused It [Picture] by Gofwane(m): 4:33am On Mar 03, 2020

sugacoatedmouth:
Shaaa don't go and Iick CORONA COVID-19

Romance › Re: Share You Breakup Experience. (pictures Attached) by Gofwane(m): 4:23am On Mar 03, 2020

I honestly find it hard to understand why a person's heart could be broken because of a boyfriend or girlfriend.

My heart is so cold that there is virtually no pain it can't withstand. I just switch it off like a switch and I swear, that's the end - there and then.

Romance › Re: Froshloaded Is Either A Shoe Shiner Or A Car Washer. by Gofwane(m): 2:46am On Mar 03, 2020

Idontgiveafuck2:
AND WHO SAYS HOME SERVICE IS PROHIBITED?

Romance › Re: What Is Your Current Ring Tone? by Gofwane(m): 6:00am On Mar 02, 2020

First phone: Ridin' by Chamillionaire ft Krayzie Bone. The beat, voice and lyrics so gangsta.

Second phone: Ain't 'bout that by Jeezy ft. Lil Wayne. Another dope beat accompanied by Jeezy's unique voice.

Romance › Re: My Memes For Lovers by Gofwane(m): 2:01am On Mar 01, 2020

Blu03:

your signature. From which movie??

casualty of war

Romance › Re: Yeiiii....finally I Met My Prince Charming!!!!! by Gofwane(m): 1:18am On Mar 01, 2020

Pearlyakin:
When is he going to taste the coochie

done and dusted cool

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Christianity Etc › Re: Was Coronavirus Included In 2020 Prophecies? by Gofwane(m): 12:54am On Mar 01, 2020

helinues:
Sebi tomorrow is Sunday, we will read it on the news how one pastor prophesied about it.

BTW, where is the pastor that said he is going to China to kill Coronavirus?

No go again cos it's here already. Na to lock him up with the Italian man so that he can perform the miracle without wasting flight fee to China

Sense wee not kee you “IJN” Amen grin

Romance › Re: Shocking!! See The Church That Worships Women With Big Behind (picture) by Gofwane(m): 2:36pm On Feb 29, 2020

And tomorrow is sunday!

Chai, lemme go iron my kaftan and dust my baibul. It's around 5 years or so since I last attended church service.

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Romance › Re: Am So Confused Right Now, Need Serious Advice. by Gofwane(m): 12:39pm On Feb 29, 2020

OP, you are a very selfish eediot.

Thank you

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Romance › Re: Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend??? by Gofwane(m): 7:54pm On Feb 28, 2020

Mymynd4u:
Make I book space incase e reach promise land

But am sure dt this thing will never reach promise land...

I swear with my two Olympus has fallen boobs and my borehole pussy

you forgot to add “and your cocck succking lips”

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Politics › Re: Peeled Leather Chair Of Osagie Emmanuel Ehanire, Nigeria's Minister Of Health by Gofwane(m): 7:29pm On Feb 28, 2020

A Very good way to economise cos in my place of work, they buy this same same chair at 150k per 1 huh

Romance › Re: Nairaland Men Or Boys Will Never Learn by Gofwane(m): 2:28am On Feb 28, 2020

GreenRose22:
See who's talking. Stop sending me DMs

busted!

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