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LuciferOluwaWah:
What this means is that, all those times she was typing epistles about staying celibate, rejecting men & being independent, Auntie was actually typing with a big Niger Delta preeq stuffed in her mouth.

Damn! ! !

This just made me laugh for the first time today!

Airforce01:
My 3 weeks old baby is growing faster than her age and I spent quality time with her today

I visited her and my baby mama today and we were together till this evening .

She's an Angel

what happened to your former account nah?

youngberry001:
That biccth dat put on glass

the chik make brain. But na to chop, clean mouth and vamoose cos the girl na all these disloyal slay queen ;>

This is becoming too stale.
Hardly a day goes by without seeing a thread insulting naija chics.
These sort of topics only suceeds in presenting the OPs as being intimidated by these ladies. Why not just shun them and give zero Bleep about them?

IcyFlame:
hehe Sharp
guy

the guy wan use him german grenade of a preek to scatter d girl hymen.

It's very simple nah. Tell her you are now gay.
But oboyyeh, if the girl is more than 30 years, then you are in deep shii because these categories of girls are soo patient that they can cook a stone till it becomes softer than a boiled egg

Attention seeker!
This chick is truly not ready to be dead. If not, she for don drink sniper, cut her wrist wella, lock herself inside her room and swallow the keys

Forget about all the noise she's making, she is only doing so because she knows you have a weak heart. Imagine, a lady is making you shake like a dice. Chaiii!

For me, violence is met by greater violence. If you do anyhow, you go see anyhow. Period!

Oreofepeters:
I don't know why ladies act surprise when their boyfriends propose to them, the thing baffles me. As if they never knew the guy would one day propose to them.

You've been dating a guy for 6 years and the guy took you out, knelt down brought out ring, the next thing you say is "Oh my God", "Oh my God".

Since 6 years Wetin you dey wait for? Burial?

abi oh!

Abeg, my kwesion to the op is: who recorded the video?

Looooooollllll.......

Reminds me of a post the op complained abouts all 'his' kids resembling his neighbour

mezarddinny:
so you want to tell me that you smell your friends pussies? trailer fall on you

same question on my mind! Abeg, make op ansa us

NwaAmaikpe:




This is the exact reason why I pity ignorant parents who buy things during visiting day for their kid's 'schoolmothers' and 'schoolfathers' as a sign of appreciation.

Shame on parents who encourage their kids in boarding schools to have 'school parents' to protect them; if only they knew what those school parents do to their kids behind closed dorms.

catch them young & they shall be yours forever

Why i go wan marry a she-male?

dreamworld:
Why add filters, Filters can even make a goat to look sexy

guy, why evulz nah??

Lol... Babalawo things are real!

virgoquin:
joro and his cocoyam stories. mtcheeew

buahahaha.... that mofo suppose to change his name from joro to LIEnus.

D guy be like: .....seeing is believing! Make i kukuma check am wella and snap d picture as evidence b4 man go com go marry a she-male wey get a very big and fat cassava :-D

BiggerbossAmani:
Gofwane can you hear the stupid statement you made

I have told you guys many times

Stop giving me the attention I seek!!! Very simple thing to do

why shouldn't we give you the attention you seek? Baibul said GOD LOVES A CHEERFUL GIVER!

Dpussyhunter:
and 'bout the other guy, what's the latest


i havent seen him post anything of late

you know say pregnancy dey com with numerous issues so the guy had to sell his phone so as to be able to raise money for antenatal
That's why he is MIA

Temibabie:
Seeing this for the first time

same here. The thing looks poisonous to me.

Dpussyhunter:
i knew this clown was gonna come back a few hours after he announced his said "long term" sabbatical off nl cos he really cant do without the attention he gets here



#welcome back!!!

yeah the guy is addicted to attention just like his friend, the memory card seller that recently claimed "he" got his girlfriend pregnant.

Nice one @Curvinus

I wanna get married for these reasons because i know my wife will take care of these them:

Kids
Washing
Cooking &
Free pussay (on speed dial sef)

Speaking objectively, i will say he doesn't owe your family anything. True, you trained him to where he is but did you do it for the sake of future benefits or did you do it because you see someone in dire need? Moreover, there's no where in your post that mentioned your family is struggling at the moment.

But then, speaking as a human with sentimental emotions, I'd say don't help the ungrateful modafvcker

StreetNews:

a man must do everything possible to proof to ladies that he is stronger than they are. I repeat, EVERYTHING POSSIBLE

@blessingsonflee,

hello mami.....

hungryboy:
If she infects him with gonorrhea he is safe, but if she infects him with Hiv there is only one thing involved, you will die.

no how, no how na something go eventually kill a man.

NwaChibuzor44:
Abeg make person help this bros

ok @op go to shoprite and wait @ the gate, any lady you see and you like, just walk up to her and tell her you want to have some freaking fun with her. Instantly, she will follow you anywhere you go so far as you have money because most of them are ashana.

Or

Go to tanke junction and follow the street beside access bank down as if you are going to post office, along that road by the right hand side you will see a club there. They even have strippers there



Oya where is my 5k